Chapter 100: Fairy Zixia's troubles
Lu Yifan shook his head and said with a little jealousy: "It's because I don't know what she is, so I feel afraid." ”
After a pause, looking at the people who were slowly waking up, Lu Yifan couldn't help but have a headache and said: "Let's get here first tonight, and when I think of how to deal with the mysterious ghost fog and the monster in the ghost fog, let's move forward." ”
Closing his eyes, Lu Yifan used his divine sense to perceive the ghost fog in the cave.
As soon as the divine consciousness entered the fog, the desolate song instantly sounded in Lu Yifan's ears like thunder.
The ghosts in the ghost fog frantically gathered, conjuring more and more evil ghosts, and the sound of ghosts crying and wolf howls in their ears became more and more noisy.
It wasn't until the beautiful woman in the ghost mist reappeared that a divine sense attack directly dispersed Lu Yifan's divine sense, and he opened his eyes.
"Hey, it's strange, this monster's cultivation doesn't seem to be very high, why do I feel so terrifying about her?"
Bite!
At this moment, Lu Yifan's mobile phone rang.
Lu Yifan raised his hand and saw that it was a message from Fairy Chang'e.
Fairy Chang'e: "Yifan, did you ask about the Zixia Fairy you told you before?"
Lu Yifan: "Uh...... I've been a bit busy lately, so I forgot. ”
Fairy Chang'e: "Go and ask! I see that Sister Zixia has been getting more and more haggard recently, and she can't even break a star in one palm."
She was so weak, she must have been trapped by her heart. ”
Wipe!
Your sister, smash a star with one palm?
Isn't that better than a nuclear bomb?
Is this called weakness?
Lu Yifan: "(a sweaty expression) Okay, it just so happens that the matter on my hand is a little difficult, let's put it aside first." ”
Fairy Chang'e: "You helped Zixia's sister, her husband must be indispensable to give you benefits, maybe the matter in your hands will be solved?"
Lu Yifan: "What Sister E said is reasonable!"
Sister Chang'e: "(a blushing expression) Who is your sister?
Lu Yifan: "Isn't it Sister E? That's okay, I'll call you Mrs. E in the future! Well, sure enough, this title is much better than Sister E!"
Fairy Chang'e: "Flirting with people again!Ignore you!Hmph!(A puffed expression)"
After teasing the first beauty of the Heavenly Court for a while, the trouble of being attacked by the monster in the ghost mist just now has weakened slightly.
Lu Yifan picked up his mobile phone and found Fairy Zixia according to Fairy Chang'e's instructions.
Lu Yifan: "Is the Zixia Fairy here?"
Zixia Fairy: "A mortal immortal friend, what are you looking for me?"
Lu Yifan: "Listening to Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Purple Thread seems to have weakened a lot recently, do you have troubles in your heart, can you tell me?"
Zixia Fairy: "Hey, it's not the Supreme Treasure guy yet."
He always told me everything, but recently I noticed that he was sullen and asked him, and he ignored me!
I brought him his favorite peach and he didn't even look at it!
I was worried about him, but Supreme Treasure said he was okay and told me not to worry. ”
Lu Yifan: "It turned out to be for the great sage's business, it's okay, I'll help you ask." ”
Zixia Fairy: "Then it's troublesome to a mortal immortal friend, I don't have any tricks at all now."
If you can help my baby, I will be grateful afterwards!"
Lu Yifan: "Fairy Zixia is polite, the Great Sage is my brother who is also a teacher and friend, and I should help him." ”
After that, Lu Yifan hurriedly contacted Sun Wukong on WeChat again.
But more than a dozen messages were sent in a row, and Sun Wukong didn't reply.
This can make Lu Yifan depressed.
If you don't talk to me, how do I know what you're bothering about?
In desperation, Lu Yifan found Zhu Bajie again.
But I saw Zhu Bajie said mysteriously: "Hehe, what is Brother Monkey worried about, I really know about this."
Moreover, this is also related to a big secret on his way to learn the scriptures!"
Lu Yifan: "Oh, what secret?"
Lu Yifan instantly became interested.
Marshal Tianpeng: "Why should I tell you? Tell you, what good do I have?"
After speaking, Marshal Tianpeng sent a red envelope emoji.
Wipe!
This product is actually a red fruit and a red envelope that Lao Tzu wanted!
This pig is really cheap!
Lu Yifan: "How do I know if you're fooling me?"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Hmph! How could I fool you?"
When I knew why Brother Monkey was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, even the Jade Emperor couldn't beat him.
On the way to the Western Heavens, you can't even beat the mount of the Bodhisattva?"
When Lu Yifan heard this, he was curious: "Why?"
Marshal Tian Peng: "(Three oversized red envelope pictures)"
Your sister's!
Yes!
For the reward of the Zixia Fairy and the Great Sage, and in order to learn this secret, Lao Tzu endured it!
But what is the best thing to post?
Lu Yifan flipped over and over, and there was nothing in his bag and the Treasure Pavilion that could make this hall of the general of the 100,000 Heavenly River Water Division look at it.
At this moment, a group of wolf mercenaries who had just been frightened took out a box of cigars from their backpacks and took a big gulp.
When Lu Yifan saw it, he couldn't help but light up!
That's it!
"A couple of you, give me a box of cigars and a lighter. "Lu Yifan said.
Taking the cigar and lighter, Lu Yifan stuffed two things into the red envelope in a place where no one was around.
Bite!
You sent a red envelope to Marshal Tianpeng!
Almost half a minute later, Marshal Tianpeng arrived.
Marshal Tianpeng: "Yifan Immortal Friend, what kind of thing did you send me? I've never seen it before!"
Lu Yifan: "Hehe, this thing is called a cigar! It was invented by foreigners hundreds of years ago, this is a good thing!"
Marshal Tianpeng said disdainfully: "Whatever thing is good! Isn't it just some grass rolled with pieces of paper! What is so good about this?"
Lu Yifan: "Suffocate words! Use the lighter I gave you to light it, and then suck hard into your lungs!"
Zhu Bajie fiddled clumsily for a while before using the lighter.
He lit the cigar and then inhaled it into his lungs as Lu Yifan said.
"Ahem, cough, cough~~~~"
Boy!
It choked him to tears!
Marshal Tianpeng: "You are an old pig! This thing is obviously a big chimney! But I am choked to death! What a thing!"
Lu Yifan: "Say you don't know, you really don't know!" You suck it again according to the method I said!"
According to the correct smoking method taught by Lu Yifan, Zhu Bajie took another puff.
"Hey, it's so strange! Why does this Xixia District feel that my lungs have shrunk violently, my whole body has relaxed, my body is light, and my impatience and depression have been greatly relieved?"
Zhu Bajie took a few puffs again.
The more he sucked, the brighter his eyes sparkled!
Great stuff!
It's a good thing!
It can dispel worries and troubles more than the elixir of Taishang Laojun!
(End of chapter)