The two sat in the car and smiled at each other.

The next day, Duan Xiao rarely got up early in the morning, on the grounds that he suddenly received a call from Wei Xiangde last night.

As for what happened, this guy didn't say, just asked him to wait for her in her office early this morning.

What the hell is going on?

Duan Xiao complained dissatisfiedly, since he left the army, he hadn't gotten up on time for a long time.

Even when he was in the army, this guy could rely on it for a while.

Even in order to be able to sleep a little more the next day and save the time of folding the quilt, he even slept directly on Xuanyuan's bed at night, and this kind of heartbreaking thing was done.

I can't catch it away, it's just passionate.

When Duan Xiao knocked on the door of Wei Xiang's office, he didn't even open his eyes.

"What are you looking for me?" This guy came over with a hairstyle like a chicken nest, and Wei Xiang glanced at him with disgust.

She had reason to wonder if this guy hadn't even washed his face?

"Two things, one good news and one bad news, which one do you want to hear?"

"Good news!" Duan Xiao said directly without thinking.

"The good news is that your salary has been raised, and the school has decided to recruit you as a special teacher, with a monthly salary of 5,000. Wei Xiang held his cheeks and handed the contract to Duan Xiao with a smile.

Duan Xiao glanced at the contract hastily, obviously not interested in this:

"What's the good news?"

It's not as good as a security guard, at least he is a little security guard, he can come when he wants, he can come when he wants, and he can leave when he wants.

You don't have to do anything, just move a chair and lie in the doorway.

Distinguished Teachers?

Damn, wouldn't that still have to be a class?

It's okay to let him be an instructor, but if you can't get used to it, you can beat him up and become a teacher?

"I think I'm still honest as a security guard. ”

"Smack!" Wei Xiang slapped his palm on the desk, glared at Duan Xiao with horizontal eyebrows and vertical eyes, and said with a hideous face: "The arrow is on the string, you have to send it, you have to agree if you agree, if you don't agree, I will hit you until you agree!"

Duan Xiao was so frightened that he trembled, what kind of nerves did this guy have?

However, thinking of yesterday's incident, Duan Xiao probably understood why Wei Xiang was so urgent.

This is a duck on the shelf, right?

"Okay, I agree, can't I agree?" The eldest husband can bend and stretch, he is not afraid of Wei Xiang, he doesn't want to worry about her.

It's called respecting elders!

For him, as long as he is still at Ninghai University, it doesn't matter what he does.

"The bad news is ......," Wei Xiang was interrupted by Duan Xiaoyi before he could finish speaking.

"For me, that's the bad news. ”

"What's the bad news?" Wei Xiang held his chin ill-intentionedly, smiling as if he had stolen someone's bud.

Every time Wei Xiang laughed like this, nothing good happened, and Duan Xiao had a hunch.

"I don't want to hear it. I'm sick to my stomach and I'm going to. Duan Xiao was planning to have a shield and go straight away.

"Stop!"

"That's right, the school assigned you to the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine in the medical school as an English teacher. It's time to officially go to work from now on, and you can familiarize yourself with it. ”

"What?" Duan Xiao was confused.

"Which class?"

"Maybe I'm not clear enough, I mean the whole department of Chinese medicine. Wei Xiang smiled like a wolf with a big tail.

The corners of Duan Xiao's mouth twitched, how many classes did the entire Chinese medicine department have?

"There are only a few classes, and the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine is the most unpopular department in the entire Ninghai University, with a total of three classes in the whole grade. ”

Hearing Wei Xiang say this, Duan Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay.

Wei Xiang saw that this guy had a snickering expression on his face, and couldn't help but pour a basin of cold water on it:

"What do you think this is a good thing!"

"Isn't it?"

"The TCM industry is already sluggish, and few students are willing to learn those boring pharmacological knowledge. ”

"The Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine has been withering over the years, and there are only three classes left, and few of the students in these classes are really interested in Chinese medicine, and they are all those who have just reached the score line of Ninghai University and are forcibly assigned to the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine. ”

"Is it so powerful?" Duan Xiao became interested when he heard this.

The last thing he's afraid of Duan Xiao is a challenge, a group of little cubs, can he handle it?

"The teacher who took them English before was almost miscarried by those students, and now he is still lying in the intensive care unit of the hospital. Wei Xiang reminded him, of course, Duan Xiao would naturally not be hospitalized by a miscarriage of anger.

She just wanted to remind Duan Xiao that these bear children were not easy to mess with.

“……”

"Let me also remind you that those students are not like the recruits in your army, and they are not allowed to swear or use their hands. ”

"What?" Duan Xiao is not happy now, no wonder the female teacher can be angry and almost miscarry, she can't be beaten, she can't be scolded, this is teaching students, this is simply for the ancestors!

"That's a fart!" Duan Xiao even planned to pat his ass and leave.

"It depends on your means, little aunt believes in you, come on!"

"......" Duan Xiao propped up the table with both hands, and a handsome face suddenly approached, directly in front of Wei Xiang:

"Say, are you deliberately fixing me? ”

Wei Xiang spread his hands and said that he was very innocent: "This decision was made by Bai Dong, and I can't help it." ”

"You see that the people you hurt cut off their children and grandchildren, and it would be strange if they didn't trouble you. ”

“……”

Duan Xiao pondered for a long time, but he didn't understand where the damn Chinese medicine department was.

Although Ninghai University is quite big, he also walked around a lot when he was idle.

It seems that I have never heard of Ninghai University and a place called the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

In the end, I pulled a passer-by and found the right direction.

Duan Xiao looked up at the dilapidated building in front of him, half loud, speechless.

If there was no one to guide him, he would have taken half an hour to detour, and he probably wouldn't be able to find this place.

Duan Xiao still can't believe that this dilapidated house that looks like it is obviously in disrepair is the legendary Chinese medicine department.

"Brother, look at your face, looking for someone?" Duan Xiao stood at the door, wondering whether he should continue to move forward or go home.

Suddenly, a boy appeared from the corner, and when he came up, he directly hugged Duan Xiao's shoulder.

They look like two good brothers.

"I want to know how to go to this class of Chinese medicine?" Duan Xiao asked.

"What a coincidence, I'm a Chinese doctor. Let's go, brother will take you. The man directly put his arm around Duan Xiao's shoulder, and he was very familiar with it and went in directly.

Someone leads the way, which is naturally good, and Duan Xiao is naturally happy to see it.

"By the way, my name is Zheng Hao, everyone calls me a mouse, brother, what's your name?"

"Duan Xiao, taken from Meng Jiao's "Answering the Day of the Venerable Master's Slander", the owl destroys the bright moon and howls, and the crane rises to the heart of the breeze. In order to appear to be a little more literate and slightly in line with the identity of the teacher, Duan Xiao also specially dragged an ancient sentence.

I think I am now a glorious and great people's teacher.

You can't look uneducated and let students look down on it!

As a result, the mouse scratched his head and was confused: "

What...... What...... Mingyue smiled: What are you talking about? I don't understand it! I can understand it, I can understand it?"

“……”

What about high-IQ and literate college students?

But fortunately, the mouse didn't bother with this topic anymore.

"Are you here to listen?" the mouse opened the clip again, and his mouth crackled as if he had lit a cannonball.

"I heard that we have another English teacher in the Department of Chinese Medicine. The mouse god mysteriously leaned over and said.

"Really?"

"I guess it must be a big beauty. A lewd smile appeared on the mouse's pimple-covered face.

He also bumped Duan Xiao with his shoulder.

There was a glance exchange that only men understand.

"Ahem...... cough ...... "Duan Xiao almost didn't choke to death with saliva, who came out of this?"

Should the rumors be so outrageous?

It's still beautiful, I want to be beautiful!

It's just a rough old man, or a rough old man with a bad temper.

"Don't get too excited, hehehe, you don't have a girlfriend like this. The mouse squeezed his eyes at Duan Xiao.

"!!" Duan Xiao pointed to his nose: "Does Lao Tzu look like a person who doesn't have a girlfriend?"

Just kidding, even the school flower of your Ninghai University now lives under the same roof as Lao Tzu!

The mouse actually looked at Duan Xiao carefully from top to bottom.

Chicken nest head, crumpled white shirt, whitened jeans.

Sloppy and unkempt.

nodded cautiously: "Like!"

"You!" Duan Xiao knotted: "I don't have any eyesight at all." ”

"I bet you just don't have a girlfriend!"

"What do you say, I'm not handsome?" Duan Xiao touched his hair, isn't he handsome enough?

The handsome sky is angry and resentful, and the people and gods are angry.

"What's the use of being handsome? The young lady now likes delicate warm men. If you are so sloppy and give you a broken burlap bag, you can go straight to the side of the road to pick up the garbage. ”

"Superficial. Duan Xiao complained indignantly.

"Lao Tzu is a person with connotation, and he has always grasped the temperament. ”

"......" temperament?

The corners of the mouse's mouth twitched irregularly twice, this person is afraid that he has some misunderstanding of the word temperament.

Just like him, he still has a temperament.

When Duan Xiao arrived in the classroom, he was once again shocked by the scene in front of him.

There are only about 30 people in the huge classroom.

A large area was lying down staggered, there was no student appearance at all, eating and eating, chatting and chatting, sleeping and sleeping.

It didn't affect it at all, and the atmosphere of the whole class was very harmonious.

Duan Xiao was not in a hurry, anyway, it was not time for class now, so he simply followed the mouse and found a seat to sit down.

"I bet the new teacher must be a big beauty!"

Just not far from Duan Xiao, he openly designed a gambling game.

"I'm betting 100, and she's a big beauty with a convex and backward curve!"

"I'll bet 200, maybe it's the teacher Wang who has a pockmarked face and a falling chest!"

"I also bet 200, it must be a big beauty. "This guy is a master who likes to join in the fun, where to drill where the excitement goes.

Seeing that more and more people are joining this game, the stakes are snowballing, rolling bigger and bigger.