Chapter 199: Unfamiliar with the business
Duan Xiao has always been a master who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, so he had to stop it without the consciousness of being a teacher, but joined it with great interest.
"I'm betting 500, the new English teacher might be a man!" Duan Xiao took out five crumpled pieces of cash from his pocket and slapped them on the table.
500 is not a decimal number for a group of college students, and they looked at Duan Xiao one by one.
Who is this man?
Where did such a thing come from?
Spend 500 yuan to bet that the new teacher is a man, and he is sick!
They had gossip that it would be a female teacher.
Yes, if it weren't for yesterday's accident, the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine originally arranged a female teacher, but she was intervened by Duan Xiao, and it just so happened that the female teacher was not willing to take over this class, so of course, this pot would be carried by Duan Xiao.
It happened suddenly, so it's normal for these students not to update the news in time.
It's a pity...
Duan Xiao touched a handful of non-existent beards, he won a sum of money just after coming to this class, he was really embarrassed!
"Anyway, it's almost time to start class at this point, teacher, why haven't you come yet?"
Everyone couldn't sit still, and the arrival of this mysterious teacher decided the final outcome of this gamble.
"LinglinglingLingling......" Just when everyone was complaining about why the teacher hadn't come yet, the bell rang for class.
"Is this coming at all? Could it be that I overslept?"
"Could it be that the school has abandoned our department? There's no future anyway. ”
"Come on. Why don't you come?" Duan Xiao grinned.
"How do you know?" the mouse looked at Duan Xiao with a strange look on his face.
This guy is not in their class, and they don't know about it themselves, how can this guy know?
"Because...... I'm your new teacher!" Duan Xiao smiled slightly, got up from his chair in a dashing manner, and walked towards the podium.
“!!!”
The whole class was shocked, and the rat who led Duan Xiaolai to hook up with Duan Xiao all the time, and the rat himself who called him a brother and a brother was even more shocked.
Almost didn't fall off the table.
"You...... It's not a joke......" the mouse covered his mouth in disbelief.
This guy looks about the same age as him, how can he be a teacher?
And looking at the face, this guy doesn't want to be the kind of person who is very knowledgeable.
It's not scientific.
"I hope it's a joke, but it's a pity. Duan Xiao shrugged his shoulders, indicating that he was also innocent.
He doesn't want to come here to be a labor teacher!
Lying at the gate basking in the sun, how cool it is to look at the beautiful women!
Who wants to come to this place and give a class to a large group of rough old men, isn't this brain-dead?
"Really?"
Let the students be in a state of confusion first, this guy was still gambling with them last second.
In the next second, he actually ran to the foot platform and pretended to be a big-tailed wolf.
It's not that showy.
"Now class!" Duan Xiao stood on the podium, propped up the table with both hands, and leaned forward slightly with his upper body, this posture was more oppressive.
In addition, Duan Xiao's expression is rarely a little serious, and he looks serious, and he really looks a little bit of the majesty of a teacher.
When these people saw Duan Xiao's behavior, they believed it a little, and packed up their things in a panic.
I sat down in the nearest seat.
Dozens of pairs of eyes, staring like copper bells, staring at Duan Xiao with the same movements, waiting for Duan Xiao's next step.
"Ahem......" Duan Xiao coughed dryly, and was about to find a piece of chalk and sign his name on the blackboard.
As a result, the hand just reached into the chalk box, and the chalk didn't touch it, but it was a mollusk.
The corners of Duan Xiao's lips hooked slightly, and the students below stared at Duan Xiao's hand stretched into the box with nervous expressions.
With an excited expression, he waited for Duan Xiao to jump up screaming in the next second.
Originally, these were for the new female teacher, but I didn't expect it to be a male teacher.
Ay......
It's a shame that I didn't see the beautiful woman screaming out of her voice, but it's okay to watch it with another person.
It's not just a bug, I think when I was out on a mission in the wild, Duan Xiao even ate this thing as a last resort.
At this moment, what's so scary about pinching it in your hands?
Duan Xiao slipped the soft white worm out of the chalk box directly in front of everyone.
even pinched it twice curiously, and saw that the faces of several female classmates were green.
"Prank?" Duan Xiao smiled, a little interesting......
"What's the matter? Your new teacher is so unwelcome?"
"You say you're a teacher, you're a teacher? How can you prove it?" the thorn in the class began to sit still.
"Proof it?" Duan Xiao laughed strangely, picked up the blackboard eraser on the podium casually, and threw it directly at the thorn head, the target was accurate, and it hit with one hit.
The man who killed him ate a mouthful of chalk ash:
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
"I'll prove that you're a hammer, look at what you can, do you think Lao Tzu is willing to teach you. Duan Xiao rolled his eyes, looking at them was no different from looking at a piece of.
If it weren't for Wei Xiang's persecution, the ghost would be willing to come here, as if she was willing to teach these bear children.
"......" The whole class was silent for a while, why didn't this teacher play cards according to common sense, and this temper was too hot!
Why do you still come up and beat people?
"Is there such a teacher as you?" the prickly man, nicknamed Big Head, has always been a restless master.
"I'm sorry, this is really the first time I've been a teacher, so before I am expelled, you have to endure a little, after all, I have a bad temper, in case the one who is not long-sighted is beaten by me, I have no money to pay!"
These people were directly frightened stupid by Duan Xiao's remarks, how could there be such an arrogant and unreasonable teacher?
This guy isn't going to come really, is he?
"You were a teacher and you gambled with us just now, and if I told the dean about this, you would have to be laid off immediately. The big head pointed at Duan Xiao's nose and threatened.
"Hahaha" Duan Xiao was directly amused by this guy, and said with a smile: "You go to sue, I won't stop you, as a student gathering to gamble, if you dare to go to the dean to sue, it's a big deal that I lost this job, anyway, I started working today, there is no salary problem at all, and there is such a big scandal during the academic exchange meeting where you guys participated in gambling, I'm afraid it's not as simple as remembering a big mistake!"
Duan Xiao frightened, these people are just a bunch of newcomers who have not entered the society, Duan Xiao only said three or two sentences, and he effortlessly frightened the big head.
He sat down and couldn't say a word.
What Duan Xiao said was really too rogue, but what he said was the truth, and the big head was powerless to refute it.
If this kind of thing really stabs into the courtyard, Duan Xiao will accompany his ass and leave directly, and it is their group of students who are unlucky.
"Alright, stop the ink. Duan Xiao made a face, pulled out a piece of chalk again, and wrote the two big words "Duan Xiao" on the blackboard.
The pen is strong, and the dragon flies and the phoenix dances.
Words are good words, and people don't know if they are good people.
Duan Xiao secretly rejoiced in his heart, and smiled proudly, didn't Wei Xiang say that these bear children are not easy to bring, no, it will be done all at once.
It's not as exaggerated as she says.
"My name is Duan Xiao, and I won't explain too much about the origin of my name, but I can't understand you illiterate people. Duan Xiao was referring to rats.
The mouse also knew that he was talking about himself, and lowered his head a little embarrassed.
Fortunately, Xiao Xiao guessed that this girl was not here, otherwise she would not have laughed.
You, a person who didn't graduate from elementary school, actually have the face to scold others, and a group of college students from prestigious universities are illiterate?
However, Duan Xiao has always been thick-skinned to the extreme.
Although the "......" crowd was indignant, but the gun shot the first bird, the big head is a bloody example, the boss of their squad has not come back yet, so the best thing to do now is to stand still and protect the wise.
Everyone tacitly chose not to speak.
Duan Xiao: "......"
What's next?
He really hasn't taken a class before, so he's not familiar with the business!
The audience was silent for nearly three minutes......
"What's your class called?" Duan Xiao coughed dryly, forcibly hiding his embarrassment.
“……”
"Medical English lexicology......" The mouse replied weakly with a raised hand.
"What?...... "To be honest, he's never heard of it, and he won't.
Isn't Wei Xiang cheating on him?
The position where the "......" mouse sat was closest to Duan Xiao, and he heard Duan Xiao's muttering clearly.
The corners of his mouth twitched twice unconsciously, is this guy really a teacher? Is he really here to teach them?
Why does it feel so mysterious?
"Come, give me a book. Although he was standing on the podium without knowing what it was called, Duan Xiao did not panic at all, but calmly dragged a book from the mouse's hand.
I flipped through it.
In fact, it's not difficult, it's just some deep and difficult professional terms, although Duan Xiao's medical skills are indeed not good, but after working with Xuanyuan Sin for so many years, he has learned some superficial knowledge.
It's more than enough to get them.
"Smack!"
The back door was directly kicked open by a powerful force, and Duan Xiao clearly saw that the door panel of the back door trembled a few times, and he was really afraid that this door panel would fall directly in the next second.
"Brother Dong, you're finally here, it's this bastard, you just smashed me with a blackboard!!" The big head saw Brother Dong and a large group of junior brothers under Brother Dong's hands, and pointed at Duan Xiao's face with confidence, like a little daughter-in-law who complained, with a colorful expression, and directly brought the word fox fake tiger to life.
Duan Xiao had four big words in his mind: dog legs!
This big head happens to be one of Zhang Dong's younger brothers, and he was scolded by Duan Xiao before, and this son saw his boss, it was not as if he saw his father, so he almost jumped at Zhang Dong's feet and knelt down to lick his shoes.
"It's you!" Zhang Dong saw Duan Xiao in the next second, his face was distorted, his eyes were cracked, and he looked like a wild dog that had escaped the reins, and he couldn't wait to pounce on Duan Xiao and bite him.
"What a coincidence. Zhang Dong. Duan Xiao was also a little taken aback, he didn't expect the world to be so small, and he bumped into this product so quickly.