"I'll just say, how can Lu Yifan be inferior to Lin Tianming!"

"Mr. Jay's thoughts really coincide with mine! I also want to listen to Lu Yifan sing one more song. ”

"It's just a promotion spot, just take it!

Jay Chou is worthy of being an old man who has been in the entertainment industry for many years, and in just a few words, he said that the choice he made to cheat against his will has another meaning.

Poor fans would never have thought that even if Lu Yifan did not get the direct promotion quota, the probability of singing next was very low.

Because as long as the first game successfully eliminates others, generally the second time will not be drawn again.

And Zhou Jielong's words hinted that Lu Yifan may appear again next.

Moreover, as long as the student plays, he may be eliminated.

The meaning of this layer is something that the audience did not expect.

On the stage, Lin Tianming happily applauded Lu Yifan, but he scolded Zhou Jielong miserably in his heart.

Yes, he arranged it single-handedly.

But he didn't expect that Zhou Jielong would say such words to praise Lu Yifan and give back the lie he chose.

But the matter has come to this point, and it is impossible for him to rush to the stage to scold Zhou Jielong.

Anyway, the result has reached this point, as long as he can follow the path he arranged, then Lu Yifan has absolutely no chance of winning.

"Thank you, Mr. Jay, the second first round of the mentor selection competition, Lin Tianming, directly advance!" Hua Shao shouted loudly.

"Lin Tianming, Lin Tianming, Lin Tianming......" The fans invited by Lin Tianming in the audience also shouted very cooperatively, and the violent sound continued to echo in the studio.

"Okay, take a break, after the advertisement, the second knockout game, start right away, the excitement continues, don't go away!"

After Hua Shao finished speaking, the camera was temporarily adjusted, and the staff were all relieved.

The intermission is about ten minutes or so.

Lin Tianming glanced at Lu Yifan playfully and said provocatively: "Little bastard, what if you sing awesomely? Aren't you being turned around by my brother? You come to beat me! Hahahaha!"

After that, Lin Tianming took a few bodyguards in black suits and sunglasses to the toilet.

He was still a little cowardly, afraid of Lu Yifan's sneak attack from behind.

Lu Yifan had 10,000 ways to kill Lin Tianming, but he didn't want to.

Killing him is the lightest punishment, and Lu Yifan is now thinking about how to mess with Lin Tianming!

After thinking about it, Lu Yifan felt that he seemed to have a murderous trick in his hands.

In desperation, he turned to the Heavenly Court chat group for help.

Lu Yifan: "Help! Fellow immortals, who has a good way to torture people? Just don't kill people, you can't see the injured kind!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Amitabha, the good voice has not been updated, do you still have the face to speak in the group for help?"

Claireye: "Go and update the voice!"

Shunfeng ear: "My ears are already hungry and thirsty!"

Buddha Rulai: "A mortal immortal friend, if you don't update your voice, I will upload the video of my Great Compassion Mantra to everyone!"

Yang Jian: "Don't! The Buddha is great! My own people, I have something to say! Don't recite your rap version of the Great Compassion Mantra!"

Howling Dog: "Last time I listened to your Great Compassion Mantra, I haven't come out of that melody for 10,000 years...... It's so sad!"

Fairy Chang'e: "@鹿一凡, Yifan, you quickly update your voice to stop the Buddha!!"

Lu Yifan: "It's not that I don't want to update, it's not that I participated in The Voice in the mortal world and let a mortal fix it! He is also a student of The Voice, and I can't kill him openly at the moment, otherwise it will affect the show." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "What? It was actually rectified to give us a better voice! My "Thousand Hands and Thousand Eyes Don't Move Guanyin Body" was taken away! I shot that dog to death!"

Ouch I'll go!

It's actually "Thousand Hands and Thousand Eyes Don't Move Guanyin Body"!

This is a very awesome exercise!

It's a notch higher than a murderous one!

After cultivating this Dharma Body, you can sacrifice a thousand hands and a thousand eyes at the same time to radiate spiritual light in all directions at the same time!

Wherever the aura goes, it's as powerful as a nuclear explosion!

However, after just sighing, Lu Yifan felt that there was no use......

Because he meowed, he actually needed at least the cultivation of Da Luo Jinxian to practice!

Just look at the chicken feathers!

Buddha Rulai: "Amitabha, Yinyin, the world is so wonderful, but you are so irritable, purple, not good, not good...... Sauce purple, I have a Heavenly Fire Purple Gold Bowl here for you to pick up, collect his soul, practice for 99990000 years, and then release it!"

Your sister!

also said that Guanyin was irritable!

Are you more ruthless?

And your Heavenly Fire Purple Gold Bowl can be used by a monk who has not yet reached the golden pill stage?

That's an artifact!

Clairvoyant: "Lao Tzu has newly practiced a pupil technique called 'Writing Wheel Eye', you can use it to write the dead girl!"

Shunfeng Er: "I have the leftover poison pill before the ascension, I promise to eat one, and I will burp immediately!"

"Use mine!"

"A fan immortal friend, use mine!"

"My blue-eyed golden crystal beast can spew out an earth with a sip of salt soda!"

"Use my mulberry wings to fan the extraterritorial meteor fire and blow up the entire solar system!"

"It's cold, why don't the universe be reorganized and humanity reborn!"

......

Watching this group of unreliable immortals speak, Lu Yifan was speechless!

Lu Yifan: "Is there anything reliable? I just want to teach people a lesson! He is a mortal! Highlight the point! Mortal! I want to kill him in 10,000 ways!"

But if he's dead, this show will definitely be affected and will be taken off the air! I'll also be taken away by the police!

Immortals: "Cut, boring! Who rarely abuses mortals!"

Your sister!

I like it!

Because Lao Tzu is a mortal!

At this time, the giant spirit god spoke: "Before I ascended, I once practiced a very boring "Shapeshifting Transposition", which can move human organs to any position at will, why don't you try it?"

Lu Yifan's eyes lit up, and he said with great joy: "Thank you Giant Spirit God!"

Bite!

A red envelope appears on the phone screen.

I'll rob!

"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of the Giant Spirit God and obtaining a copy of the "Shapeshifting Transposition" exercise, which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”

"Shapeshifting Transposition": A low-level exercise that allows you to move your human organs to any position at will, and the time is limited to one week. It is a technique created by the giant spirit god who wanted to play a prank before he ascended. ”

Extract and use!

"Wow, this exercise seems to be a bit interesting! Heheda, Lin Tianming, you little cub, aren't you very arrogant? Lao Tzu will move your ass to your mouth!

Let you eat with your ass and shit with your mouth! I'm mad at you and me!"

(End of chapter)