In the next few days, Lu Yifan has been living a very ordinary life.

He thought about publishing some novels on the Internet to make some money, but because the college entrance examination was only a few days away, he thought about this special period.

About seven days later, the Heavenly Court chat group, which had been silent for a long time, suddenly became extremely lively.

Lu Yifan went in to take a look.

It turned out that Yue Lao, who was in charge of marriage and marriage, joined the chat group, which aroused a warm welcome from all the gods.

Clairvoyant: Old Yue, your old man is here!

Shunfeng Er: Yue Lao Yue Lao, when do you think I will be able to get out of singleness?

Electric Mother: Old Yue, I didn't expect your old man to come (three peach blossom eye expressions).

Lei Gong: Warm welcome!

Greedy Wolf Star-King: Meet the Moon Elder!

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As soon as Yue Lao entered the group, all the immortals began to ask about their marriage.

Lu Yifan's mobile phone was blown up in an instant.

But these are not important, what Lu Yifan cares about most is actually red envelopes.

According to the convention, if a new immortal joins the chat group, there will definitely be a red envelope to grab.

As expected.

Yue Lao spoke: "Fellow immortals, it's not that I don't want to tell you about marriage, but it seems that this heaven doesn't allow you to talk about anyone, right?"

Roaring Sky Dog: "What age is it, the Jade Emperor has long since withdrawn the old rules! As long as you don't have children, no one cares how you want to talk about it!"

Due to the limited resources of the fairy world, although it is no longer forbidden for all kinds of immortals to fall in love and get married, the Jade Emperor still requires that family planning be carried out to the end.

Yue Lao: "Hehe, since that's the case, then I can't be stingy." Here is the 'Peach Luck Charm' made of peach leaves that I asked for from the Peach Blossom Fairy, and after using it, I guarantee that there will be a peach blossom luck within a week. ”

There was silence in the chat group, but Lu Yifan knew that this was the calm before the storm.

Whether it's a mortal or a fairy, who doesn't want peach blossom luck?

Especially in the heavenly court, which is no longer forbidden to fall in love, the immortals who have been holding back for tens of thousands of years have all made a lot of energy, and they want to find a beloved and make a big deal!

Peach Charm?

Lu Yifan, who was holding his mobile phone, widened his eyes and his heart was pounding.

A boy of his age is full of all kinds of evil fantasies about the opposite sex, and just broke up with Wang Yuan, Lu Yifan is even more eager to have a beautiful woman to give him a hug.

Airplanes!

As soon as the mobile phone shook, a red envelope jumped out, and Lu Yifan, who was still yy, hurriedly reached out to grab it.

The hand is slow, and the red envelope is snatched up!

Depend on!

Airplanes!

The phone vibrated again.

Lu Yifan was excited, stretched out his finger and poked it violently.

A prompt message pops up.

"Congratulations on grabbing Yue Lao's 'Peach Luck Talisman', which has been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”

"Ou Lei, Ou Lei, Ou Lei, Ou Lei~~~~~~ hahaha, grab the peach luck charm!"

Lu Yifan trembled with excitement!

If you walk the peach blossom luck once a week, what kind of beauty will you meet?

Could it be Liu Feifei?

Not realistic, right......

But this is the peach blossom talisman of the gods, what if?

Could it be that Lao Tzu's virgin ~ male body that has been treasured for many years will be handed over in the next week?

Wowha, it's cool to think about!

Erlang God: "Old Yue, why do I feel a little wrong with your peach blossom talisman?

"I smell a stench." ”

Claireye: "Me too." ”

Yue Lao: "It's impossible, this is made of the leaves of the peach tree planted by the Queen Mother herself, how can it smell?"

Peach Blossom Fairy: "Ouch, it's not good, Yue Lao, the batch of leaves I gave you was accidentally stained with the feces of the little phoenix during transportation~ feces." I wanted to remind you yesterday, why are you so fast!"

The little phoenix is the hell phoenix under the seat of the Queen Mother, and its dung ~ is full of evil atmosphere.

Yue Lao: "Uh...... That...... What happens to the peach blossom talisman I made?"

Peach Blossom Fairy: "The divine power of Peach Luck will only retain a little, and most of it will be transformed into ~ luck." ”

Yue Lao: "......"

Erlang God: "......"

Clairvoyant: "......"

Downwind Ear: "......"

In the end, all the immortals returned the peach blossom talisman to Yue Lao, and no one wanted to go~~luck!

It's a pity that Lu Yifan was so excited to get the Peach Blossom Talisman that he didn't read the words sent by the Peach Blossom Fairy at all.

Opening the Treasure Pavilion and taking out the peach blossom talisman, Lu Yifan smelled a strange smell.

"Why does this smell weird, a bit like ~?" Lu Yifan said with a frown.

Glanced at the instructions.

Peach Blossom Charm: Within a week of use, you will definitely go through the Peach Blossom Luck.

The explanation issued by the Treasure Pavilion has never deceived him, he should have thought too much about it.

Thinking of this, Lu Yifan immediately made a decision and used the peach blossom charm.

Rumble!

The peach blossom talisman burned out, and all of them mixed with pink and gray gas entered Lu Yifan's body.

Wow ha, big beauty, take off your clothes and throw yourself into Brother Fan's arms!!

Another six days passed.

Lu Yifan, who looks forward to the stars and the moon every day, has never waited for any beauty to throw himself into his arms.

He even wondered if this so-called peach blossom talisman was not very effective.

"The so-called peach blossom luck may just say a word or look at a beautiful woman?"

If this is the peach blossom luck, Lu Yifan has indeed gone through it many times.

After all, he helps his mother sell breakfast every day, and no one in the school is allowed to look at him twice.

"Looks like I'm overthinking. Lu Yifan smiled self-deprecatingly, picked up his phone, and walked towards the toilet.

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"Alas, look, look, it's a beauty!"

"I'll go, what long legs!"

"Your breasts are very tall!"

"You guys have thought about it, look at other people's famous brands, Tiffany's, LV mix-and-match, and then look at the temperament, she is definitely a rich lady!"

As soon as Tang Mengyao appeared in Jiangdong, she attracted the burning eyes of countless boys.

The buttocks ~ buttocks are due to the perennial practice of lifting ~ buttocks all year round, the arc is amazing, and the short skirt wrapped around supports a tempting bulge, which makes the boys who see them feel red and red, and want to directly become werewolves.

However, in stark contrast to Tang Mengyao's hot appearance, is her cold temperament.

The noble temperament that makes people retreat makes no one dare to come forward to talk.

Tang Mengyao seemed to be accustomed to the eyes of boys looking at her, and there was no joy in her eyes, and even occasionally there was a trace of disgust.

If she hadn't followed her father today to communicate poetry with Gu Yang, the principal of Jiangdong No. 1 Middle School, she wouldn't have appeared on this occasion!

When he walked near the toilet on the floor where Lu Yifan was, a gray gas that was difficult to see with the naked eye entered Tang Mengyao's body.

Then, Tang Mengyao felt a sharp and unbearable pain in her abdomen.

"I haven't eaten today, why does my stomach hurt so badly all of a sudden?" Tang Mengyao rushed into the women's toilet with her stomach covered, only to find that all the pits were empty.

The stomach was tumbling for a while, and Tang Mengyao, who was in pain, couldn't bear it anymore.

She ran out and peeked into the men's bathroom, there was no one inside, and after another glance at the time, it was less than a minute before class.

Do you have to go into the men's toilet to solve it?

Isn't that good?

Gollum......

There was another knife-like pain, so Tang Mengyao couldn't hold back anymore and rushed into the men's toilet......