Fan Yu: "Goddess Fei Fei is also a lover of ancient poetry? Well, since the goddess has a life, then I have no choice but to sacrifice my ugliness." ”

Liu Feifei: "Hehe, teacher of mortal language, if you do well, there will be a reward!"

Reward?

What's the reward?

Could it be that they will send me fruit photos?

Lu Yifan thought so evil in his heart.

After a little thought, Lu Yifan came up with a lot of poems about beauties in his mind.

When people send you WeChat privately, they definitely don't want you to write poems for characters in some TV series.

Thinking of this, Lu Yifan no longer hesitated.

Fan said: "There is a beautiful woman in the north, peerless and independent." One look at the city, and then look at the country. ”

This poem is from Li Yannian's "There is a Beautiful Woman in the North", which has neither gorgeous rhetoric nor detailed description, but only praises a stunning beauty who is unique in the world in simple and monotonous language.

Of course, the last sentence "Rather than know the city and the country, it is difficult to get a beautiful woman." "It's a bit inappropriate to put it here to describe Liu Feifei, so Lu Yifan simply removed it.

The poems were sent out, and Liu Feifei, who was originally just joking, savored these two simple poems, and the shock in her heart could not be dissipated for a long time.

She only needs to glance at the soldiers guarding the city walls, and she can make the soldiers abandon their weapons and lose the walls; if she "turns around" to the people who are driving the world, the disaster of destroying the country and destroying the sect will befall her!

The last line of the poem expresses the beauty of the beauty's longing, and it turns out to be a daunting "alluring city" and "alluring country" words, which is really incredible!

But if it is not such an exaggeration, how can it show the beautiful demeanor of this beautiful woman who is shocking to the world? And it is precisely because this demeanor is so beautiful that it makes people even more fascinated and nostalgic. If beautiful things were so accessible and accessible, I am afraid that there would not be such a breathtaking appeal.

He described himself as a beautiful exaggeration!

But...... Why does it feel a little embarrassing......

This ordinary language comes from the mouth, and it is full of exquisite poems that make people applaud!

After a while, Liu Feifei, who woke up from the shock, pouted, picked up her new iPhone, patted Meimei, and clicked send.

Bite!

On the screen of the mobile phone, a familiar face of Lu Yifan was sent.

"Damn, this is ......"

It's actually a selfie sent by the goddess Liu Feifei!

Moreover, it is a selfie with only pajamas!

Under the thin silk pajamas, the graceful figure is faintly visible, and from the perspective from top to bottom, the two white thighs are half-kneeling on the bed, with an indescribable wonderful style.

Liu Feifei's breasts are not very big, but because of perennial exercise, her figure is very healthy, and her legs are also greedy.

Even if Lu Yifan is a big ~ chest ~ control, in the face of such a figure, I have to admit that it is really beautiful!

Zooming in on this photo, Lu Yifan tasted it with relish.

Suddenly, his eyes widened.

found that between Liu Feifei's legs, it seemed that a little pink, lace ~ silky underwear was exposed.

Although there is only one point, as long as the identity of the big star Liu Feifei is contacted, it is enough to make Lu Yifan beat his chest and howl.

Liu Feifei: "Teacher Fanyu, I count what I say, hehe." ”

Fan Yu: "Give you a thumbs up!" But it's better to have fewer photos like this. ”

Liu Feifei: "Why?"

Lu Yifan: "Because I'm afraid I won't be able to control ......"

Liu Feifei: "Poof...... Teacher Fanyu, you are so funny and humorous. You're a college professor, aren't you?"

Belch......

Lu Yifan stared at the screen and couldn't help but be a little stunned.

No wonder people are shouting one teacher after another, and the feeling is that they regard themselves as uncles!

Fan Yu: "Do you think I'm that old?"

Liu Feifei: "Those who can make poems of the same level just now must at least be sun-level poets." And none of the sun-level poets I know are younger than fifty. ”

Mortal words: "Uh...... Well, you think I'm older than I am. ”

Liu Feifei: "Teacher Fanyu, why is your brain so fast, you can actually compose the poem to Brother Xiaoyao in 1 minute." ”

Fan Yu: "Actually, there is another version of that poem, do you want to see it?"

Liu Feifei: "Okay, okay!"

Just as Liu Feifei was thinking about what kind of version with a deeper artistic conception it was, a few lines of poetry came from the screen.

Fan Yu: "Withered vines and old trees, crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, air-conditioned WIFI watermelon, sunset, you are ugly, it's okay, I'm blind!"

You're ugly, it's okay, I'm blind!

After seeing this poem, Liu Feifei couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed unbridled without any image of a goddess on the bed.

This ordinary language seems to be different from the old professors and old pedants I have seen!

Liu Feifei: "Teacher Fanyu, you are really old and indecent! My waist hurts when I laugh!"

Fan Yu: "Goddess, actually, I have always wanted to ask you a question. ”

Liu Feifei: "Teacher Fanyu, don't call me the old goddess, I'm a junior, weird and awkward, just call me Feifei, just ask whatever you want." ”

Fan Yu: "Then I really asked! Are you really in love with that Korean surnamed Song? Forgive me for my narrow-mindedness, I just don't like Koreans, and I don't want to see a beautiful woman in my country marry a Korean." ”

Liu Feifei: "Teacher Fanyu didn't expect you to be quite gossipy. In fact, I didn't talk about it, it was just publicity with the movie. This is very common in our entertainment industry, and it can be regarded as a marketing tool. ”

Lu Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, he hated sticks from the bottom of his heart, especially after the deployment of "Sa ~ De" in South Korea.

Fan Yu: "That's good, that kind of stick who doesn't serve in the military to make a level 3 film is not worthy of my fairy sister of the Great Heavenly Dynasty at all!"

Lu Yifan glanced at the time, it was already midnight.

pondered in his heart that in order to catch up with the show, other big stars sleep very little every day, and they don't want to delay people's sleep and rest, so he typed on his mobile phone: "It's not early, I still have to prepare for the college entrance examination, go to bed first." ”

Liu Feifei: "Well, go to sleep, I'm going to take the high school entrance examination in a few days." ”

Fan Yu: "I'm not kidding, I'm really going to prepare for the college entrance examination......"

Liu Feifei: "I'm not kidding, people have just entered junior high school, and because of their intelligence, the teacher let them skip a grade to take the college entrance examination." Slightly~~~ Do you think you'll blow it, uncle?"

Mortal saying: "Yes, you love to believe it or not." ”

After speaking, Lu Yifan put down his mobile phone and went to wash.

Liu Feifei sat on the bed, hugged her two slender thighs, and looked at her mobile phone and smirked unconsciously.

With her knowledge, she naturally wouldn't think that a person with that level of poetry would be a high school student.

She thinks that Fan Yu is definitely a professor-level uncle, but this uncle is humorous, loves to pretend to be 13, and has a little gossip.

"Hee-hee, cute uncle......"

Liu Feifei smiled and changed Lu Yifan's WeChat remarks to "cute uncle".