Chapter 163: A Strange Fall from the Sky
|||->-> Shihualong and Shi Huahu, the two brothers fell under the waterfall, directly penetrated into the waterfall more than ten meters deep, and were smashed by the swift waterfall and dizzy underwater, almost unable to lift it up in one breath and suffocated below.
The petrified dragon felt that his eyes were about to explode, and he didn't dare to take off the blindfold in the deep water, so he grabbed Shi Huahu, who was already drowning, and struggled upstream.
The waterfall fell from a height of more than ten meters, and the water impulse caused by it was very strong, and the petrified dragon and Shi Huahu were washed out for a long time, and finally came out of the water, and they gasped for breath.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up!" The petrified dragon couldn't see anything, and couldn't open his eyes, so he could only drag Shi Huahu to the side. He couldn't tell the difference between east and west, so he could only swim by listening to the sounds.
After identifying the direction of the waterfall, he began to swim towards the shore until he was about to lose his strength and stepped on a little dirt under his feet. He knew it was time to reach the river. With the last strength, he dragged Shi Huahu and climbed ashore.
Throwing Shi Huahu aside, the petrified dragon lay on the ground on all fours, panting heavily.
"Damn, damn girl, let me catch you, I'll definitely break you to pieces!Ah, my eyes, damn, these glasses were also manipulated by that dead girl!"
The lack of oxygen and strenuous exercise for several minutes underwater, and the need to drag a bulky Shi Huahu were too hard for him.
"Turning into a tiger?"
After resting for a few minutes, the petrified dragon turned over, went to Shi Huahu's side, and pressed his chest: "Brother, don't die, don't die! Come on, cheer me on, wake me up! Wake up!"
"Poof....... ”
Shi Huahu choked out a mouthful of water, then turned over and lay on the ground and vomited wildly, and the bile he vomited was almost gone, before he fell headlong. The two brothers lay naked on the edge of the river, tired and dying.
"Brother, I'...... I can't do it anymore, my eyes seem to be broken, and I can't see at all. ”
"Me too. The petrified dragon said: "Alas, you shouldn't have been left on it, that dead girl looks like a ghost, I can't imagine that she will hurt our eyes with two eyes." ”
"But it's a blessing to say that this time today, if we hadn't come to see it, we would both be hanging. ”
"Well, I didn't expect that this kid is quite interesting, and at the critical moment, he is quite reliable. ”
Shi Huahu said: "Brother, I don't have any strength at all, where are we now?"
"All I know is that we're in a small river full of waterfalls, and the rest, alas, I don't know. Now I can only wait for the news that everyone has come to see. ”
"He's not going to have an accident, is he?"
"No, he seems to be better watery than we do, and he's resourceful enough to get the chick right. ”
"Will he be able to find us both then?"
"Uh...... It's a problem, we don't know where we are, and if he wants to find us, I'm afraid it will take some trouble. If you don't keep it even, you can go off the road around you. ”
"What should I do?" Shi Huahu said: "According to the time, he should also come down at this time, right?"
"Well, let's call him. ”
Petrified Dragon and Shi Huahu, the two brothers supported each other, walking with each other naked, and they couldn't tell the difference between southeast and northwest, and they didn't know what was going on up and down, left and right, walking with one foot deep and one foot shallow.
Shi Huahu shouted loudly: "Come and see!
Petrified dragons also
Shouting loudly: "Come and see!
Shi Huahu said: "Brother, he won't leave us alone, right?"
Petrified Dragon said: "Probably not, he is quite righteous, if he wants to ignore us, he will directly kill us before." ”
Shi Huahu said: "You're right, let's keep shouting, and when he hears us calling him, he will come over to save us." ”
"Good. ”
So, the two brothers were by the river, naked and pulling their necks and shouting "Come and see", the voice was really deafening, powerful, penetrating, and the spread was very far away.
There are a few little guys here who are engaged in outdoor barbecue, barbecue of barbecue, and mat of mats, and they are very busy.
Xiao Jia said: "Open that box of beer, let's drink it openly today, don't do stupid things if you drink too much, this is the river, no one can drink too much to take a bath and swim." ”
Xiao Yi said: "Don't worry, let's barbecue and drink wine today, hahaha, it's really cool." ”
Xiao Bing said: "Drink some wine, drink some wine to get rid of bad luck, did you see something you shouldn't see a few days ago, make your eyes troubled, why drink more today, forget your pain." ”
Xiao Ding laughed, and was about to say something, but suddenly stopped: "Alas, listen, isn't it...... What are you shouting?"
Xiao Jia said: "Is there one?"
Xiao Bing said: "Yes, it seems to be." ”
Xiao Yi said: "Alas, I heard it too." ”
Xiao Jia said: "What are you shouting?"
Xiao Ding pricked up his ears and listened for a long time: "Come and see?" ”
"What are you looking at?"
"I don't know, maybe it's a show?"
"Today is a tourism festival and there will definitely be a show. ”
Four people, you look at me, I look at you.
"Let's go, let's see. ”
The four friends walked out of the woods in turn and found that the sound was getting clearer and clearer.
Shi Huahu pulled his neck and shouted: "Brother, brother, come and see, come and see!"
Shi Hualong also shouted: "Come and see brothers! Come and see brothers! We are here, we are here, we are here, all come and see!"
All four were stupid.
They grew their mouths, looked at each other, and looked at each other again, and it was incredible. These two big men have big shoulders and round waists, strong muscles, and they look like bodybuilders, completely masculine.
But at this time, the two people held hands and supported each other, giving people a feeling of infinite affection. And they all closed their eyes and shouted: "Come and see!
Xiao Jia shook his head and exclaimed: "Awesome!
Xiao Yi gave a thumbs up: "It's really kind!"
Xiao Bing said depressedly: "Troubled eyes, my eyes have been unlucky recently, and I have seen things that shouldn't be seen." ”
Xiao Ding couldn't help laughing: "Hey, is this counting...... Performance art?"
Shi Huahu shouted for a long time: "Brother, I'...... My throat was smoking. Isn't he here?"
Petrified Dragon said: "I don't know, maybe it's in front, let's go to the front and take a look." ”
"Alas, brother, it smells of barbecue. ”
"Go over and see. Petrified Dragon said: "Is there anyone?"
Xiao Jia was stunned for a moment and smiled: "Someone, isn't it...... Burst...... Two big brothers, what are you going to do?"
Shi Huahu said loudly: "Hey, don't you see my brother."
We're looking for a man, have you seen him?"
"Huh, do you want to find a man?" Xiao Jia was stunned: "Don't you already have each other?"
"Bastard, we're three of us!" said the petrified dragon, "We're looking for a young man in his twenties, who looks very handsome, and has a very standard figure." ”
Xiao Jia smiled: "Two big brothers, this ...... It's quite demanding of a partner. ”
"Nonsense. Shi Huahu said: "Have you seen it?"
Xiao Yi, Xiao C, and Xiao Ding were all frightened, these two tigers had their backs and were as strong as calves, and they wanted to find a young and beautiful young man, and they had to torture others to death? The three of them were silent, and waved their hands again and again in the back.
Xiao Jia also took a step back and said in annoyance: "I don't know, you can find it yourself." ”
"Damn, dare to look down on us?!" The petrified tiger rushed out with an arrow step, and actually grabbed Xiao Jia's wrist accurately, Xiao Jia was startled, and just about to resist, he locked his wrist, put his back on his back, and clasped his throat with his other hand.
Xiao Jia was in pain, he felt that his arm was about to be broken, and he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Two big brothers, I don't like this, really, let me go, I ...... I'm just a regular tourist, I have hemorrhoids, I have hemorrhoids!"
Shi Huahu was puzzled, and said in his heart, Is this guy stupid? What does it have to do with whether he has hemorrhoids or not?
"You have hemorrhoids? Huh, don't you have a mouth?"
Xiao Jia cried when he heard it: "Big brother, don't ...... Don't, I'll kneel for you, find someone else...... ”
"What nonsense. Shi Huahu said dissatisfiedly: "Help us shout!"
"Shout, shout what?"
"Come and see!"
"Don't you?"
"Shout!" Shi Huahu forced.
Xiao Jia had no choice but to clear his throat and said depressedly: "It's all ...... Come and see!"
"Louder! You haven't eaten!"
Xiao Jia's heart was horizontal, and he let it go, and his heart said that if you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury it!
Xiao Jia raised his voice and shouted, "Come and see!
Xiao Yi thought about it, went back to the barbecue stand, found a megaphone, and quietly handed it to Xiao A, who looked at Xiao B in shock. Xiao Yi clenched his fists and cheered him on.
Xiao Jia wanted to cry without tears, turned on the horn, and roared angrily: "Come and see!
When Shi Huahu heard this, he immediately laughed: "Big brother, this kid is okay, there is this thing, this thing is loud, and when the little brother hears it, he will take the initiative to come to us." ”
"Hmm. The petrified dragon nodded, "That's right. Hey, where can I find people, where do most people stay down?"
Xiao Jia's shock couldn't be overstated, and he said in his heart that these two really have courage!
"Uh...... The front is shallow water, there are a lot of people, and it should be ...... There is the person you are looking for. General ...... It's all there. ”
Shi Huahu pushed: "Take us there!"
The petrified dragon instructed: "Keep shouting, don't stop!"
Xiao Jia hurriedly made an expression for his companions, asking them to find someone to help, but he couldn't help it, he was supported by two big men, and while walking forward, he shouted loudly with a loudspeaker: "Come and see!
The petrified dragon and Shi Huahu don't know that this day is a fixed tourist festival here, with crowds of tourists and colorful flags.
As they went, there were more and more people.