|||->-> where do Xiao B, Xiao C, and Xiao Ding still have the heart to barbecue?

"Two strong with violent tendencies and exhibitionism trying to play a threesome game with a young man have kidnapped one of their friends and are coming this way. They are shameless and unashamed, shouting all the way for everyone to see, girls beware. Boys should be more careful!"

The petrified dragon and Shi Huahu escorted Xiao Jia all the way, and the loudspeaker kept shouting: "Come and see, come and see!

Along the way, everyone was shocked.

A group of swimmers almost fell into the river without cramps, fluttered for a long time and stabilized their bodies, silently took off their swimming goggles, and watched the three people gradually move away; ”

In short, along the way, the two brothers of Petrified Dragon Shi Huahu really earned enough eyeballs, and everyone looked at them.

All the way to the most prosperous area, where there are crowds of people, red flags, gongs and drums, firecrackers ...... sound in unison.

When I saw these three, they were all dumbfounded. They all remained silent together, just watching fixedly, and some of the girls forgot to avoid suspicion, and their eyes were straight.

The worst thing is that they also kidnapped a depressed-looking young man in front of them, holding a loudspeaker and shouting: "Come and see, come and see, come and see, come and see......! ”

The petrified dragon smashed Xiao Jia's head for a moment: "Don't shout it's useless, just shout and come and see!"

Shi Huahu said: "Brother, why do I feel wrong? There seem to be a lot of people around. ”

The petrified dragon asked Xiao Jia, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Jia said aggrievedly: "Aren't you looking for someone? There are the most people here, and if you look here, you will definitely be able to find someone who suits your appetite." ”

Someone started to take pictures on the click, and people finally burst into loud laughter, some taking pictures, some videotaping, some laughing, and some talking back and forth.

"Oh, I'll go, no one cares about this, these two guys are sick, right?"

"Really, really, someone just said that two strong fagws with violent tendencies and exhibitionism wanted to play threesome with a young man, and they kidnapped one of their friends, and now they're heading this way. He also said that they were shameless and obscene, and they had no sense of shame, shouting all the way for everyone to see. And tell all the girls to be careful. By the way, boys should be more careful!"

"Damn, no one cares?"

"Alas, it's so much fun to dare to show it at such a young age. When you come out, you come out of the closet, it's the first time I've seen you in such a grand way. ”

People gossiped, Shi Huahu felt that his face was flushed, and the sweat came down, and he slammed Xiao Jia: "What a good thing you did!"

Xiao Jia said aggrievedly: "I did what you told me from the beginning!"

"Big brother, what should I do?"

The petrified dragon also stomped his feet angrily: "Damn, it's a shame this time!"

Several policemen squeezed through the crowd: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, don't huddle together, get out of the way, we're the police." ”

The policeman walked to the center: "Oh, I'm going, really?

Who is teasing us and us, is there really such a thing? Who called the police?"

Xiao Yi, Xiao C, and Xiao Ding jumped out: "We! It's us! It's us who called the police! These two kidnapped our friends!"

"Alright, stand aside. ”

The policeman walked up to him: "The ...... Who, stop shouting, turn off your horn. ”

Xiao Jia turned off the horn, and the policeman said: "Two, someone called the police, and told you that it is: There are two strong fagws with violent tendencies and exhibitionism who want to play a threesome game with a young man, and they have kidnapped one of their friends. Exposing your naked body in a public place, and shouting all the way for everyone to see, I said what is wrong with you?!"

The petrified dragon said: "No, we don't!"

The policeman looked underneath them and sneered, "yes, you don't have anything under your body, let go of that young man." ”

The petrified dragon had no choice, so he pushed Shi Huahu, and Shi Huahu let go of Xiao Jia. Xiao Jia ran out, pointed at them and said, "These two people are simply not normal people, Mr. Policeman, arrest them." ”

The policeman walked over: "Torture." ”

Several policemen handchained them and covered them with clothes.

Petrified Dragon said: "Police, right? There is a misunderstanding in this matter. ”

"Misunderstanding? ”

"Here's the thing, we were playing on it with a friend of mine, and he called Du. We...... When playing...... You need to take off your clothes, so it's all naked. But he promised us that he would come down to pick us up and bring us clothes. After we came down, because of the diving goggles, my eyes couldn't see, and I was afraid that our friend wouldn't find us, so I called him, hoping that he would know where we were. ”

"Our friend's surname is Du, and his name is Du. Shi Huahu added: "He is affectionate, righteous, brave and strategic, and he is a man." ”

The policeman was stunned for a long time and nodded: "Understood." ”

The officer began: "I now suspect that you two are violent and exhibitionist, and that you are severely mentally retarded, suspected of kidnapping others, and misbehaving in public places, you can remain silent, but every word you say may become evidence!"

Shi Huahu roared: "We are not exhibitionists!"

The petrified dragon also shouted: "We are not mentally retarded! Are you a police officer or not, and have you listened to me!?"

"Go, go, go, grab it. The policeman sighed: "It's really unappetizing to have people like you in this world." ”

Li Huachen and Bai Yifei got a package behind a boulder, climbed the rock, and ran directly back to the bottom of the mountain.

There was a box in the package, but the box had no mouth at all, that is, it was a sealed box, and they didn't dare to open it rashly, because no one could be sure whether this kind of thing was a bane or a surprise when it was opened.

With the suitcase, it was not until the evening that I returned to the car at the bottom of the mountain. Bai Yifei lay directly on the sofa bed in the back seat of the car, and said depressedly: "That dead guy, click on my acupoint, and I still feel that my breath is not smooth." ”

Li Huachen said: "This trip is a bit too easy, it doesn't feel real. ”

"What? You still want to fight with them?" Bai Yifei felt strange and suddenly sat up: "Alas, how did you know that they were the kind of people who were easy to deceive when you saw them at first sight? Do you often deceive people?"

Li Huachen took out some food from the box and threw it to Bai Yifei: "I am also tempting and tempting, there is a kind of person in this world who has good kung fu but a bad brain. Because they live in seclusion in the mountains all the year round, they have never lived a normal life, and they only know the rules and grievances in the rivers and lakes, so their brains are stuck in ancient times. ”

Li Huachen drank saliva.

"Then how did you know they were this kind of person at first sight?"

"Alas, I don't know, as soon as I see their eyes, behavior and tone, I feel ** inseparable. To tell you the truth, my junior brother is such a person, his brain is very stupid, like a pig, I lied to him a hundred times, and the one hundred and first time, he still has to be fooled. ”

"Hahaha, you villain, why are you so lacking in morality, and your own junior brother is also cheating?

"You don't understand. Li Huachen said: "His kind of guy is very stubborn, you communicate with him normally, he doesn't understand, and thinks you are lying to him, you only lie to him, he treats you as a good person." ”

"Well, what about this box?"

Li Huachen said: "No way, we can't leave tonight, we want to sleep here for the night, you and I should hurry up and have a good rest, if their eyes are really blind, it will save trouble, if they are not blind, find it back, then it will really be a big war." But I guess that's enough. ”

Bai Yifei took off the charging phone, looked at it, and immediately burst into laughter.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Hey, they're famous, you see. ”

In the video, the two guys of the petrified dragon Shi Huahu took off their essence and held a kid hostage, the kid held a big loudspeaker and shouted: "Come and see, come and see, come and see ......!"

In the second half, they fought with the police, because of the great force, so the police had no choice but to use a stun gun. Not to mention, they are quite carrying electricity, and the two electric guns only make them twitch all over, and they don't lie down, and everyone turns on the guns four times before lying on the ground and fighting.

Bai Yifei smiled and leaned back: "Fortunately, I hit the mosaic, otherwise it would have dirty my eyes, hahaha! Alas, how did you come up with the idea of naming yourself 'Du Kan'?

"I was thinking of something else, but I didn't expect them to be even more stupid than my junior brother. Li Huachen smiled: "Go to bed first, don't report this matter to your grandfather first, we have to study it clearly, rest, as soon as the sun comes out, we will go down." ”

"Good. ”

Early the next morning, the sky was just bright, and the road in the mountains could be seen clearly, so the two of them hurriedly got up and packed up and put all the things in the car.

Li Huachen's driving skills are not good, Bai Yifei still drives, and he sits in the co-pilot.

The car drove to a place, and suddenly a big tree broke, and the big tree fell down and just hit the car, and with a bang, the car was smashed and stopped in place in an instant.

Bai Yifei was smashed and fainted, the blood on her forehead flowed out, Li Huachen was in pain, and pushed the cart door, but the door was deformed and couldn't be opened. Looking ahead, Da Hei stood in front of the car with a serious face and snorted coldly.

"Damn, I can hide from the first year of junior high school, but I can't hide from the fifteenth. Li Huachen said depressedly.

Da Hei walked up to the car and said coldly: "Call out what you found, spare you from death." ”