Longyou was played with shrimp in shallow water, and the tiger was bullied by dogs in Pingyang.

Thinking about the glory of the Song placenta, how could he have suffered such an insult?

Once his stubborn temper comes up, ten cows can't pull it back, and he wants to let these old turtle calves know how powerful he is!

However, he dialed three or five numbers in a row and went unanswered.

Song Placenta frowned and dialed again and again, but there was still no movement, and he couldn't help but scold: "Mom, is it possible that this group of mouthfuls is too big to fall asleep?"

The aunt kicked on the door of the van: "Hey, you few, hurry up and give money! Otherwise, dismantle your broken car and burn it as firewood, believe it or not?"

"What should I do? Brother Fetus, do you want to ...... After a while, I'll go first, you ...... Oh no, you go first, we'll break off!" Dog Fur rolled up his sleeves and put on a posture of sacrificing his life, but his trembling legs had already betrayed him.

Song placenta is now a problem to walk, can you run?

After thinking about it, there was still no choice but to relent, counted twenty bills from his wallet, and handed them out of the car window with a reluctant face: "Take it, the fetal brother will reward you! Take it to the doctor! I remember today's incident! We're not done." ”

The aunt snatched the money unceremoniously: "Heh, young man, I knew it now, why bother just now?"

"Nonsense!

"Welcome back!"

Mo Wenbing started the van, "buzzed", and rushed out with one foot on the accelerator, he drove so fiercely!

Scared an old lady in front of him to sit on the ground, Mo Wenbing not only did not apologize at all, but also stretched out a head, spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm outside the window, scolded "old immortal", shook the steering wheel, and walked away.

The people behind him were thrown around by him, and Dog Mao accidentally pressed his hand on the crotch of Song Placenta, and suddenly Song Placenta screamed in pain.

Without waiting for Song's placenta to attack, Gou Mao took the first step to sprinkle the fire on Mo Wenbing: "Your mother's, can't you slow down? What about you when you're flying a plane? Why don't you go to heaven if you're so good?"

Mo Wenbing turned his head, pinched the steering wheel with one hand, and explained: "I'm thinking, this is not ...... In a hurry?"

At the intersection ahead, a tricycle was making an early turn. Song Placenta said urgently: "Show grandpa the road!" hiss...... Ahh

"Don't worry, Brother Fetus, it's not me who blows, my driving skills are definitely among the best in the entire Yuejiang River! Don't believe it, I'll give you a show in a while!" Mo Wenbing didn't pay attention to this tricycle at all, sneered, and rushed over directly.

The tricycle driver was visibly startled, and an emergency brake sent the car across the side of the road.

Mo Wenbing was proud, and said in his heart: Hmph, you are embarrassed to break the three wheels? Lao Tzu abuses you like a dog every minute!

The Yuejiang River at night was relatively quiet, there were no vehicles on the road, Mo Wenbing soared to 110 yards in one breath, and the whole van was fluttering, which made him feel so happy.

was whistling, there was just a downhill and sharp turn in front of him, no matter how bold he was, he didn't dare to go down at this speed, and hurriedly wanted to slow down, but found that the brakes were actually out of order!

Song Placenta was frightened and green in the back, and he slapped the cushion and roared: "Slow down! Slow down! Your mother's life, don't you?"

At that moment, Mo Wenbing had the idea of jumping out of the car, but in the end he gave up.

With a loud bang, the van slammed straight into the mountain wall, and as you can imagine, the van hit the mountain wall diagonally, and then "boomed" and rolled on the ground for an unknown number of times, hitting a small tree on the side of the road, and then stopped.

......

And at this moment, the person who started it all is sitting cross-legged on the ground, munching on the barbecue in his hand.

The reason why the brakes fail,

It's because someone has done it.

Xu Moqiu took advantage of the dog's hair and intestines to concentrate on watching a small colored movie, and flashed out of the hotel.

He is not good at repairing cars, but who can't do sabotage? With the tools he borrowed from Lu Baoer, he directly destroyed the braking system of the van. I wanted to teach them a small lesson, but what I didn't expect was that Mo Wenbing actually found his own way to die!

"Brother-in-law, what did you go there just now?" Lu Zhe's lips were disinfected with alcohol, and they were no longer so swollen, but they still looked ridiculous and pitiful.

Xu Moqiu said lightly: "Oh, repair the car." ”

"Repair the car, brother-in-law, when did you become so good?

Xu Moqiu's nostrils turned to the sky: "Hmph! Isn't it just to repair a car? It's worth making such a fuss? Your brother-in-law and I are three hundred and sixty lines, and we are proficient in everything!

"Bragging!" Lu Bao'er grabbed a handful of lamb skewers and unceremoniously poked, "You must be sabotaging birds!"

Being poked by someone, Xu Moqiu didn't feel ashamed, and poured a sip of beer: "Who let that person who bullies our family?

"Thank you. Lu Qianqian wanted to cry a little, she was bullied, it was actually this man who brought his younger brothers and sisters to give her a head, at that moment, she felt that this guy was not so annoying.

"You're welcome, aren't you? After eating, my brother-in-law will take you to the bathhouse to take a bath!"

Lu Qianqian was speechless for a moment: "You...... Do you believe that I told my sister?"

"Haha, I'm just kidding. Xu Moqiu snorted.

Lu Zhe next to him said: "By the way, brother-in-law, you see that the liberal arts and sciences are about to be divided, what do you think I should choose." ”

Last time, I took the exam with 1,000 students in the whole grade, so I won't talk about it. This time it's even more powerful, in the case of letting him cheat by letting him cheat, he actually took a 1038th place in the exam!

Xu Moqiu remembers his grades very clearly, Chinese 80, mathematics 12, English 10, physics and chemistry and biology add up to no more than half of the passing score, but there is a passing in politics and history, and you don't need to think about it to know that it is cheating.

Xu Moqiu said unceremoniously: "Is there a difference to you whether you are divided into subjects or not?"

Lu Qianqian didn't understand what he meant: "You mean, Xiao Zhe's grades are very stable?"

"Yes, it's so stable, so stable that you can't do anything but multiple-choice questions. ”

Lu Zhe's face turned red instantly: "I'...... The next time I don't get into the top 1,000 in my grade, I'll cut off my head and kick you as a ball!"

Lu Qianqian was curious: "How many people are there in your school?"

"It's only one thousand and forty-eight. ”

Lu Qianqian couldn't help but sneer: "Then your ambitions are really ambitious!"

Then he looked at Lu Bao'er: "What about Bao'er?"

Lu Bao'er raised her head, still holding a squid whisker in her mouth: "Is there a difference between couples?"

Lu Qianqian doesn't have much contact with this younger brother and sister on weekdays, so she doesn't know much about their learning, listening to Lu Baoer say this, she subconsciously divided her into the category of scumbags, after all, she has been naughty since she was a child, and it's strange that she can study well.

So he touched her head: "Grades are not important, follow the eldest sister to learn more social experience in the future......"

"I think you may have misunderstood, our family Bao'er is the almighty king, and the first place in the whole grade is like playing. ”

Lu Qianqian looked incredulous: "Really?"

"Now, show you. Lu Baoer took out the report card she was carrying from her pocket and handed it over.

Thinking that at the beginning, Lu Qianqian was barely a scholar in high school, but it was just reluctantly, she

Like many girls, she is not very good at science, but Lu Baoer is ...... What an exaggeration!

Except for the language score, all the others are full marks! It really makes no difference to her whether she chooses or not, after all, in the face of absolute strength, everything is a paper tiger.

Xu Moqiu looked at the time, it was already past eleven o'clock, wiped his greasy lips, got up and said, "It's not early, let's go home?"

Lu Bao'er yawned: "Let's go." I want to break the birds!"

"What about you, Qianqian, go back to the dormitory or go home?"

Lu Qianqian did not hesitate at all: "Go home." ”

At this moment, she missed the eldest sister who was very strict with herself, and wanted to throw herself into her arms immediately.

"Hehe, okay, you guys pack your things, I'll go down and call a taxi. Xu Moqiu walked downstairs, quickly dialed a number, and hung up hurriedly after saying a few words.

When I returned to the door of Lu's house, it was already half past eleven.

At this moment, the light in the living room in the villa was still on, Lu Qianqian seemed to be a little scared, Xu Moqiu smiled at her: "It's all a family, let's go! Your sister may be waiting for you." ”

Walking into the living room, Lu Qianqian couldn't help but be stunned, in addition to Lu Mingyue, there were two beautiful women sitting on the sofa, one was the second sister Lu Caidie, and the other was the eldest sister's best friend Qin Mengyan.

Lu Mingyue stood up and smiled at Lu Qianqian: "You're back?"

Lu Qianqian lowered her head and whispered, "Well, I'm back." ”

Lu Caidie stood up and pulled her to sit down next to her: "Why do you have such an expression? It's my birthday today, be happy!"

"Yes, yes, Qianqian is twenty-two this year, right? Tsk, she will grow into a big girl in a blink of an eye, if it was before, it would be all a child's mother!" Qin Mengyan stood up and said in an old-fashioned manner.

Lu Mingyue gave him a blank look: "Yes, are you embarrassed to talk about her? You still have to worry about yourself! I will see how you end up then." ”

"Wow, dear, you see me laughing too, don't you?"

Xu Moqiu looked curious: "What happened?"

It's okay that he didn't ask, but when he asked, Qin Mengyan suddenly found a punching bag and glared at him: "It's not because of you!"

"What's wrong with me? You are a poor foundation, you can't pull out the and complain about the pit!"

Qin Mengyan hurriedly kicked him, with a look of disgust: "You are still a language teacher, are you disgusting?"

"I'm not talking rough......

Lu Mingyue quipped beside her: "Haha, she's been kicked out by the old man at home! I'm going to fly with you!

Qin Mengyan hugged her: "Who flies with him? If you want to fly, it's also my dear family! Anyway, I will rely on you in the future." ”

"You, you know you're coming to bully me. ”

"Hee-hee, who made you my dear. I said Xu Moqiu, don't you have long eyes? Hurry up and take out the cake in the kitchen! As a subordinate, why don't you have any eyesight?"

Xu Moqiu nodded, walked into the kitchen, and pushed out a three-layer cake. The moment the candle was lit, there was a "pop", and the living room suddenly became dark.

Xu Moqiu took the lead in singing the birthday song, and the warmth brought by her family made Lu Qianqian's heart tremble, and she couldn't hold back any longer, so she threw herself into Lu Mingyue's arms and cried.

Lu Mingyue didn't ask what happened, and patted her on the back: "What are you crying about? Get up and blow out the candles and make a wish!"

Lu Bao'er also said: "Yes, sister, make a wish, and after making a wish, you will be able to cut the cake bird!"

The moment the candle went out, a meteor crossed the window, and Lu Qianqian closed her eyes and silently made a wish.

Looking at the warm scene of their sisters holding hands and getting together, a smile appeared on Xu Moqiu's face and quietly disappeared beside them.

After all, he is just an outsider.