Rubbing salt on the wound has always been just a matter of talking.

After truly experiencing it, Mo Wenbing realized how painful it was! He never expected that this towel had actually been soaked in salt water.

Snot and tears flowed down, facial muscles were badly distorted, and even the mouth was crooked to one side. If it weren't for accidentally biting his tongue, Mo Wenbing would definitely faint in pain.

Lying on the toilet with difficulty, panting heavily, Mo Wenbing looked resentful: "Lu ...... Lu Qianqian, you are so ruthless!"

His lower body was almost unconscious, and he took out his phone and took a picture of it.

Well?

What is this?

Overhead, a transparent fishing line hung a note with three words "Don't pull" written crookedly.

Mo Wenbing sneered, Lao Tzu is going to pull today! I see what tricks you can play!

I grabbed the line with both hands and tugged tentatively, and it was very strong. Mo Wenbing slammed his force, and in an instant, several plastic bags full of things fell from the ceiling.

Mo Wenbing didn't have any precautions, and with a "snap", it smashed directly on his head, the plastic bag was very thin, coupled with gravitational acceleration, it exploded immediately after impact, splashing a large amount of feces and urine.

Suddenly, the whole bathroom was like a bomb being thrown into a pit, it was called a stinking sky, Mo Wenbing was covered with slimy pieces all over his body, stained with excrement, and completely became a "man"!

Mo Wenbing was shocked, angry and disgusted, the stench emanating from his body made him almost faint, the whole person seemed to have fallen into the abyss of hell, wiped a handful of excrement on his face, and roared with exhaustion: "Lu Qianqian! Wait! Lao Tzu ...... I won't let you go!"

Hurriedly got up and wanted to clean, but found that the water had stopped! The feeling on his body was so bad that Mo Wenbing couldn't stand it, so he had to walk out with the mop in the toilet.

And at this moment, Song placenta and the mad dog are fighting inseparably, one person and one dog are like hungry and thirsty couples, rolling around on the ground, Song placenta crotch is critically hit, completely supported by a resentment, plus the mad dog has been hungry for three whole days, and it is already weak. A man and a dog fought equally, but it was reasonable.

Song Placenta saw that the black shadow was sneaky, and he had no intention of coming up to help at all, and immediately shouted: "Mo Wenbing......! Grandson Turtle, why don't you come over to help?

"Fetal ...... Fetal brother, I'm not looking for something. "If Mo Wenbing leaves Song placenta alone, then he will definitely settle accounts with himself at that time. I had no choice but to step forward with a mop pole.

"Shhh...... Whew!" Another round of confrontation, Song Placenta was bitten on the chin, and suddenly screamed in pain, and yelled at Mo Wenbing, "Mom, you still look at the chicken...... Where's the chicken feathers?

"Brother Fetus, don't move around! I'm afraid I'm mistaken. ”

Song Placenta was a little dizzy in his head, and he didn't need to think about it to know the manifestation of excessive blood loss at that time, and he suddenly became anxious: "Hurry up! Lao Tzu...... I can't stand it!"

"Okay. Mo Wenbing had no choice, so he had to do it hard, but it was pitch black all around, and with a person and a dog rolling around, Mo Wenbing pulled down a few sticks in a row, all on the back of Song's placenta.

Hit Song Placenta's brain buzzed, a series of gourd green buns, almost out of breath, roared angrily: "Mom, Mo Wenbing! Did you do it on purpose? Okay! Very good! Very good! Even you have to go against your grandfather, right?"

Mo Wenbing hurriedly explained: "Brother Fetus, you are wrong......ed! I was careless!"

"You're not going to come up and strangle it, are you?"

“

I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Ten minutes later, this human-dog battle finally ended, and Mo Wenbing and Song Placenta were lying on the ground gasping for breath. The mad dog next to him lay quietly on the ground and did not move, not knowing whether it was dead or alive.

The air was filled with the smell of blood, feces, and urine, and Song Placenta frowned: "Mom, what do you smell like? Why do you stink so much?"

Mo Wenbing casually thought of a reason: "Just ...... Just the toilet toilet blew up ......"

Song Placenta tried to move his body to the side, and shouted hatefully, "I...... Let me tell you, you and your horse are partners to set up labor and management, and I remember this! We're not done. Hiss...... Ahh

"Brother Fetus, there's no such thing! I'm wronged!" Mo Wenbing said hurriedly, "I was also deceived by Lu Qianqian's stinky bitch! Do you think, if that's the case, I will make myself like this? She must have known something, tricked us, and laid a trap in advance. ”

"Hmm......" Mo Wenbing said not without reason, Song Placenta was angry, and slapped his thigh, "Okay, you dead! You dare to fix me! Look at grandpa, how do I clean up...... Hiss...... Ahh......h Forget it, you'd better stay away from me!

Song Placenta snatched Mo Wenbing's mop, limped ahead with it, and warned Mo Wenbing behind him: "Keep your distance from me! Grandpa can't stand the smell on you." ”

Mo Wenbing was even more aggrieved in his heart, but he didn't dare to say anything, so he had to hold on to the wall and slowly move his steps.

The whole person was like a moving septic tank, and the moment he walked downstairs, everyone present covered his mouth and nose.

The two of them were miserable, their clothes were in tatters, they were inferior to the scavengers outside, and the crotch of Song's placenta was blood-red, and they kept bleeding out. The dog's hair and intestines were suddenly startled, and they hurriedly stepped forward to hold him.

Gou Mao said with a surprised face: "Brother Fetus, what are you...... Are you so fierce that you're bleeding profusely? Oops...... This ......"

"I'll fix your grandma!" hiss...... Ahh

Gou Mao didn't dare to ask more, and nodded hurriedly: "Okay, good!"

Mo Wenbing covered his buttocks and shouted behind him, "Brother Fetus, wait for me! ”

"Mom, you ......" Song Placenta wanted to refuse, but looking at his miserable appearance, he was still new and soft after all, "Let's go! ”

"Good...... Hey, Brother Fetist, our car is locked!" Mo Wenbing just opened the car door, and was surprised to find that there was an extra crab clip (U-shaped tire lock) on the left front wheel.

At this moment, an aunt wearing a red armband came over with a small book: "Young man, this is you...... Not...... What do you smell like? Did you blow up the pit?"

The smell on Mo Wenbing's body was too strong, and the smoke made the aunt take two steps back.

Song placenta pushed the window, stuck out his head, and looked constipated: "You locked our car?"

"What, do you have an opinion?" the aunt grabbed the mirror: "Parking indiscriminately, a fine of 200! ”

Song Placenta looked sideways: "I'll sweep your grandmother and third aunt! Are you a traffic policeman or what? In this acre and three points of land in Yuejiang, you go and inquire about who my Song placenta is! Punish me? Are you afraid you haven't woken up? Hurry up, open the lock for me! Otherwise, even if you are old, your grandfather will beat you like a whoa!"

However, the aunt was not frightened by him, but crossed her waist: "Ouch hey!? Little cub, you are playing tricks with me, right? On this Binjiang Road, you are the first one to dare to talk to me like this."

Come, let me see how good you are!"

Song Placenta suddenly exploded, and she was just played to death by a dead girl, and she was already embarrassed. Now that she is looked down upon by a dead old woman, Zhen Nima is shouting and playing when she is the fetus of Lao Tzu?

Pushed the dog hair next to him who was still digging his nostrils: "Mom, what are you two still doing in a daze?

"Okay, let's see!" the two grabbed their vests and jumped out of the van.

"Beep" Aunt did not panic at all, took off the whistle on her neck and blew it, and a large number of people with rolling pins, table legs, night pots and other murder weapons suddenly poured out from all directions, most of these people were over half a hundred years old, and directly surrounded the van.

The dog's hair and intestines suddenly turned like earth, they were the kind of people who bullied the soft and feared the hard, seeing that there were many people on the other side, the two of them immediately withered, got into the van, and whispered to Song Placenta: "Fetal ...... Brother Fetus, why don't we ...... It's better to pay the fine! There are ...... many of them."

Song Placenta couldn't pull off that face, and shouted with a stalk on his neck: "What's wrong with the crowds? Are you still afraid of them? Call me and shake people immediately! Mom, I still don't believe in this evil today!"

The intestine reminded beside him: "Brother Fetus...... Our people, come over for a while, plus you are still injured, as the saying goes, a good man does not suffer from the loss in front of him......"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Gou Mao also said, "It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge." When we have cultivated well, we will come to them to settle accounts! I can cut ten or twenty of this kind of old turtle calf alone!"

The two of them were reasonable, and Song Placenta was also anxious to see a doctor, so he didn't have time to stay here and pull calves with them, so he took out two hundred yuan from his wallet, threw it into Gou Mao's hand, and waved his hand: "Hurry up and deal with it!"

"Good, good!"

When there were two red hundred-yuan bills on the dog's hairy ground, the aunt didn't mean to accept it at all, squinted her eyes, and mocked: "What, are you willing to give it now?"

Gou Mao looked impatient: "Less nonsense, less beating! Our fetal brother is generous, and we don't care about you old turtle calves." Hurry up and get out of here after taking the money! Otherwise, I'll turn you over in a minute, believe it or not? Don't be embarrassed. ”

The aunt stepped forward and poked her middle finger at the dog's skinny chest: "Ouch, little cub, just your little body." Who are you overturning? Come, I'll take a look!"

Although the people next to him are old, any arm is thicker than his thigh, and he has practiced it if he can't do it, and the dog's hair is weak, so he suddenly shrunk his neck: "You ...... Labor and management, forget it, I'm very busy, don't waste time with you, the money is given to you, hurry up and unlock me!"

The aunt put her hands around her chest and said coldly: "Pick the lock?" I'm sorry, I can't open it!"

"What do you mean, don't deceive people too much!" said Dog Fur's face was gloomy.

"What do you mean?" the aunt stretched out her hand and pointed at the person behind her, "You have alarmed so many of my neighbors, why don't you take some money to comfort me? I'm afraid it's a little unreasonable, right? I won't grind with you, two thousand yuan! Hurry up! Otherwise, don't even think about leaving today!"

Gou Mao suddenly became angry: "What? You are blackmailing! Don't think that if I let you, I am afraid of you! I tell you, our fetal brother ......."

The aunt interrupted directly: "I don't care what kind of fetal brother you are, you don't have two thousand, don't want to walk! Think about it yourself, after a while, more of my neighbors will come, and it may be more than two thousand!"

"You...... You wait!"

The dog had no choice but to go back to the car to report the situation to Song Placenta.

When Song Placenta heard this, he immediately became angry: "What? 2000? What about his grandmother's, slaughtering labor-management fat sheep? Is it really a grandfather who is so bullying? Shake people! Shake people immediately! If you don't clean them up, I'm afraid you won't go to heaven?"