Chapter 510: My Sand Sculpture Classmate
That's not all, Su Hai's enterprises that had been suppressed by them before, and some rival families, actually resurrected at this moment and joined forces to beat the water dogs!
There is more and more bad news, and even Qin Ming's granddaughter has been picked up and played XX games with people at school......
"This little slut is really too deceitful!" Qin Zhan couldn't bear it, grabbed the teacup in front of him, and smashed it into the LCD TV behind him.
"Phew!"
After a muffled sound, it turned out that the TV imported from abroad was not damaged in the slightest, and the teacup filled with boiling water bounced back, and directly poured Qin Min's crotch.
"Whew!" Qin Zhan trembled, and immediately covered his crotch and screamed.
"Grandpa, are you alright?"
"Quick, call the doctor!"
Everyone was in a hurry, but at this time, Qin Tianqiu's mobile phone rang again.
"It's a good day......" The bell is festive, but it's a little inappropriate to ring it now.
Qin Minyu suddenly became angry, pushed away several men and women around him, stretched out his hand and roared at Qin Tianqiu: "Your uncle, give labor and capital, bring it!"
Qin Zhan was the absolute authority in the Qin family, Qin Tianqiu didn't dare to disobey, so he had to hand over the mobile phone he had just bought, and whispered: "Big Daddy, you tap ......."
"I'm good for your grandma's good life!" Qin Yan roared angrily and slammed Qin Tianqiu's mobile phone into the TV. As a result, the quality of the TV was not ordinarily good, and the phone bounced back and slapped on his head, almost knocking him out.
"Mahler, a ball! Bring the hammer! Labor and management Today, if you don't smash this broken TV, labor and management will write the name upside down!" Qin Zhan completely lost his mind, stepped forward, and took down the TV hanging on the wall, but he was used to being pampered all these years, his hands were weak, and with a bang, the TV was directly smashed on his feet.
Suddenly, blood splattered three feet high, and he jumped on his toes like a god, and howled.
"Here, here, the hammer is here!" Qin Tianqiu listened to this grandfather's words the most, and really found a sledgehammer from outside.
Qin Minying pointed at the TV and shouted at the top of his voice: "Smash! Smash labor and management! Smash it to pieces!"
Qin Tianqiu glanced at him and said, "Daddy, are you coming or am I coming?"
"Do you want me to come for anything?" Qin Zhan slapped a brain scoop with his backhand, and said angrily, "Why don't you let me come when you eat?"
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Qin Tianqiu didn't dare to say anything, picked up a sledgehammer, and smashed it towards the TV screen, but the result shocked him!
As soon as the hammer went down, the TV was still intact, as if it had been smashed on a rubber tire, and the moment the hammer bullet came back, Qin Tianqiu didn't have time to dodge at all, with a muffled sound, his forehead was instantly flattened, his seven orifices were bleeding, his brain was in chaos, and then he fell down softly.
Before fainting, I gave a thumbs up in admiration - the quality of this TV is not to be said, it is amazing!
"Garbage! a bunch of garbage! hiss...... Ah!" Qin Zhan was almost not angry, even if he was bullied, now a broken TV set is actually against him!
Qin Minyan was quite reasonable, and glanced at the two juniors next to him: "Hurry up and get this TV out." ”
Then after comforting for a long time, Qin Mingyan finally relieved himself, slapped the table and shouted: "It's too much to deceive people, it's really too much to deceive people! It's just a wild seed, and he dares to go against my Qin family? Mom, who gave her the guts? Who gave her the courage? Who is it!?"
Qin Ming's qi cultivation kung fu is also famous in Suhai.
I thought that even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, he would not change his color, but watching his hard work, a little bit of collapse and being eaten away, but he couldn't do anything, and anyone else couldn't help it.
"Big brother, everything has happened, let's think about how we should deal with it. If it goes on like this, our Qin family is only afraid that it will be ......"
Qin Zhan took a deep breath, stroked his chest and said, "Do you already have an idea?"
"Let's negotiate!" Qin Minyan sighed, "Give her whatever she wants, this is what we owe her." ”
"Negotiation?compromise?Fourth brother, do you know what you're talking about?" Qin Yan stood up suddenly, slapped the table and shouted, "What kind of thing is she? Why should we compromise with her as a wild seed? Are you an undercover agent sent by her?"
Qin Yang shook his head: "Big brother, do you think there is a better way to do it now? The Qin family seems to be beautiful all these years, but in fact it has been going downhill! Don't you notice it at all? The embankment of a thousand miles has been destroyed in an anthill, and the Qin family has long been full of holes! It is not strange at all that it can have this step. ”
"But ......" made him bow his head to a wild seed, and Qin Minyu was very unwilling in his heart.
"Big brother, listen to my advice! In the end, the best result is that both sides lose, it's not worth it! We are old, it doesn't matter, but what about our descendants, we have to leave a way back for them!"
Qin Min's face was full of anger: "Then why didn't she give in?"
Qin Yang smiled bitterly: "My good big brother, in which dynasty have you seen that the victorious side still ceded land and sued for peace?
Qin Minyan didn't speak again, pinching his chin, his face cloudy. Apparently weighing the pros and cons.
……
Chen Agu's luck was not bad, he was beaten badly, and he was plagued by poisonous snakes, although some things were removed, but at least his life was saved. It's a blessing in misfortune.
Yang Goulin pretended to come to see him once, threw down a mess of nutritional supplements, and left in a hurry.
Looking at the large box of hardcover versions of the Eight Flavor Rehmannia Pills, Chen Agu's mood was instantly not beautiful again. What's the use of eating this when you're gone? Isn't that ironic?
Recently, Mr. Pi's performance made Mr. Pi very dissatisfied, and yesterday he actually brought back a little white face with oily hair and pink face in front of him! This gave him a strong sense of crisis in his heart.
He suddenly had an urge to do a big job! He wanted to disobey others, unless he had that great strength!
Liberal Arts Middle School at the moment.
The class bell rang, and Xu Moqiu walked into the classroom with textbooks and handouts.
In the first class of the afternoon, everyone woke up from their sleep, and even a few of his henchmen were staggering, looking at themselves with empty eyes.
At the windowsill, a boy is pinching his wrist and fanning the girl next to him.
I don't know if I can catch up with him, but Xu Moqiu is sure that his life must be difficult.
"Cough-" Xu Moqiu let out a long cough, "Everyone cheer up! Go out and wash your face with cold water to stimulate it." The one who should return to his seat is back to his seat. ”
"Teacher, can I sit here?" said the boy who fanned the girl raised his hand.
Xu Moqiu smiled: "Give me a reason." ”
"I ......" the boy thought for a while, and held back a lame reason, "I'm not good at studying, classmate Pan Qiaolin can explain it to me." ”
Explain, explain a fart! Are you riding a horse to study?
If I am not mistaken, Pan Qiaolin's grades are ranked fifth from the bottom in the class, and even a few of the Eight King Kongs are more capable than her, what can she tutor?
This Pan Qiaolin, who is holding a lot of messy things in class all day long, scribbling and painting on her face, her lips are red as if she has just eaten someone, purple eye shadow, long false eyelashes, and her face is white, like a freshly painted wall.
Not to mention dyed golden hair, permed into big waves, black nails shiny, and exposed clothes, revealing large areas of skin, where is there a little bit of what a middle school student should look like?
Looks like we'll have to talk to them sometime. This young man is not ordinary blind, how can he take a fancy to her? and lick it like that, it is almost a shame on the face of the big man!
Xu Moqiu didn't break it anymore, and nodded: "Just this class, I'll sit back in my seat when it's over." ”
"Thank you, Teacher Xu!" the boy nodded busily, and at the same time did not forget to fan her diligently.
Lu Zhe, who was next to the podium, pursed his lips, his face full of disdain: "Lick the dog!"
Xu Moqiu almost didn't poke the chalk into his nostrils, and he kept circling around Miao Meow all day long, and he was embarrassed to say others? If it weren't for the sake of his family, he would have asked you to invite his parents. Typical fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter.
"Okay, let's start the class, in this class we will talk about "Biting the Text and Chewing the Words", this text is relatively simple, and I have asked everyone to go down to preview it before, let's talk about the author himself, Zhu ...... Hey, hey, hey, can you take a look at me? If you don't look at the first handsome man in Yuejiang, why are you stunned?"
The people under the podium were still weak and drowsy, like a group of old men and women who were about to die, Xu Moqiu patted the podium heavily, emphasizing it many times, but the effect was still not obvious.
"If I talk about something difficult, you don't understand it, and it's in vain, and if you don't listen to what I say, you play the harp to the cow. You say, what should I do? Come, Lu Zhe, you say!"
Without waiting for Lu Zhe to speak, Zhao Yaru raised her hand and said, "Teacher, why don't you tell us a story?"
"Tell a story, you treat me as a storyteller, don't you?" Xu Moqiu held his hand and sat on the podium, this feeling of being high up and overlooking all living beings made him feel very comfortable in his heart, as if he was the Ninety-Five, and below were those ministers and eunuchs......
"Hey, teacher, our daily course is so heavy, can't you tell a story to let us relax?"
"That's it! I feel like Yali Mountain is big!"
"Silence!" Xu Moqiu lit a cigarette, "Since you don't want to listen to the class, then good! Qin Shou, please put on your shoes, pick them and smell them, are you disgusting? And the white toad, where do you put your hands? This is in the classroom! Not in the bed. ”
Qin Shou smiled and hurriedly put on his sandals. The white toad also quickly took out the hand hidden in the crotch of his pants.
"The class representative went to bring everyone's compositions, let's take a look at who the popular sand sculpture king of our second and third classes of high school will be. ”
"Okay, teacher. ”
Soon, Master Xu returned to the classroom with the composition in his arms.
Xu Moqiu nodded at her, took advantage of the situation to lift his legs onto the podium, and sat cross-legged on it, with a cigarette at the corner of his mouth, non-stop, he was completely a cultist, where did he look like a teacher?
And this scene, which happened to be seen by someone passing by, immediately frowned, took out his mobile phone, clicked, and took a direct photo.
Xu Moqiu, who was on the podium, suddenly didn't know that his ugliness had been recorded, so he extinguished the cigarette butt casually, threw it into the chalk box, and patted the notebook in his hand: "Don't worry, I've always been fair and just, and the essays of five random students will be read aloud first, and then you will comment on them." ”
"Ahem, let's see who the first lucky winner will be......" Xu Moqiu said and pulled out a notebook from the middle, the cover was stained with oil, and there was a seal of an instant noodle bucket, and it didn't take any thought to know that it was one of the masterpieces of the Eight King Kongs.
When I looked closely, as expected, the composition in my hand was that of the white toad.
"Okay, let's listen to it, the masterpiece of the white toad! Applause, where?"
"Crackling" There was a warm applause from the audience, and it seemed that the spirit was coming.
When I opened the cover, half of the noodles fell out, which was really disgusting. This guy has always been sloppy, and it's a matter of words.
Xu Moqiu cleared his throat: "The title "My Sand Sculpture Classmate", I have a classmate who is gray and sand sculpture, his eyes are big and small, the big one is like a light bulb, and the small one is like a ...... You are a parable...... Well, we'll review later, go ahead, his big face plate is covered with pockmarks, and his nose is full of blackheads, like flies on poop......"
"Hahaha......" The audience burst into laughter.
This metaphor is almost catching up with someone who writes a book! Xu Moqiu really doesn't know how Ya came up with it! There is no one else in this brain.
Coughed: "Don't laugh, everyone, listen to me continue." His big buckteeth are very sexy, black and white, and he often has two seductive pieces of chili peel stuck to them...... His head is like a television, his belly is like a big winter melon, and his thighs are like a ham sausage......
Xu Moqiu stroked his forehead with his hand: Not to mention whether your taste is heavy or not, the key is ...... Are you sure this is a person? This horse is clearly a Transformer, okay!