Halfway through the essay, Xu Moqiu couldn't read it anymore.

As the existence of the bottom of the whole grade, the scribbled handwriting is like a chicken planing for the time being. There are a lot of typos in the middle, pinyin can be tolerated, and it should be a good thing to be able to use rhetorical devices skillfully, but ......

This horse is not just a word, it can be used to describe people, right?

I'm afraid this language wasn't taught by pigs?

The people below laughed crookedly, and Xu Moqiu patted the table: "Okay, everyone, don't laugh, the description of the white toad is indeed ...... Unique, let's take a look at him at the end, who is this classmate he describes?

"He's my sand sculpture classmate-" Xu Moqiu stretched his tone for a long time, and finally spit out three words in his mouth: "Xiao Changfu!"

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Changfu stood up with a red face and arched his hand to the classmates behind him: "Hahaha, pass the award, pass the award! ”

The audience was very quiet, everyone looked at him with caring eyes, Xiao Changfu thought that these people were too much to worship themselves, unable to speak, their chests were straight, and they posed in a bewitching shape, looking even more proud.

Xu Moqiu couldn't help but ask, "Xiao Changfu, are you okay?"

Xiao Changfu smiled: "There's nothing wrong with it! I'm very good! Come, Teacher Xu, you continue! Keep ......."

Originally, he looked quite stumbling, and his brain was not good, Xu Moqiu was really worried about his future.

"Okay, then let's continue, and then we'll listen to the class leader's master......"

The next few essays are barely enough, at least not as outrageous as the white toad writes.

The bell rang soon after class, Xu Moqiu got down from the podium, rubbed his numb thighs, and was about to go back to the office, when a text message came from his mobile phone, and when he opened it, it was his teacher Liu Mingguang.

There are just a few simple words on it: Come to my office.

Didn't you just look for him before class? Why did you go again? Xu Moqiu was puzzled in his heart, but he still packed up his things, took three steps and walked upstairs.

Coming to Liu Mingguang's desk, Xu Moqiu said respectfully: "Teacher, are you looking for me?"

"Hmm...... Let's go out and talk. Liu Mingguang looked around, stood up and walked towards the back door.

"Hey, okay!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly followed.

came to the corner of the stairs on the fourth floor together, and the little couple who had a strong love for them saw them, immediately separated, and ran away in a hurry. The two of them didn't pay attention to it, Xu Moqiu took the initiative to take out a cigarette and handed it over.

Liu Mingguang lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and said, "Mo Qiu, ......"

Looking at it like this, is it going to instill the big truth again?

Xu Moqiu hurriedly pricked up his ears: "Hey, you say, I'll listen!"

Liu Mingguang flicked the cigarette ash and looked at the playground: "Do you think that as a teacher, is his behavior important?"

Xu Moqiu replied without hesitation: "That's a must! As a people's teacher, one's behavior not only represents the face of the school, but also sets an example in front of the students......

"Hehe, is it?" Liu Mingguang sneered twice and looked at him with a strange expression.

"Of course...... Uh, teacher, why are you looking at me like that? My face is full of flowers?", he said, and took out his phone and took a picture of the screen.

"Changhua, I'll slap you in the face with a flower, do you believe it or not?" Liu Mingguang's tone suddenly became cold.

"It's not...... Teacher, you said it well, why did you suddenly turn your face?" Xu Moqiu was startled, and then reached out and touched Liu Mingguang's head in a ghostly manner, and said to himself, "Could it be that the weather is suffering from heat stroke, talking nonsense?"

After looking at him twice, he frowned and said, "Why don't I send you to the doctor?"

"You, I see you as an immortal!" Liu Lao, who has always been sven, almost suffered a myocardial infarction in anger, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.

"Teacher, what's wrong with you?" Xu Moqiu was confused, and he didn't figure out what he meant at all.

"What's wrong with me? Are you embarrassed to ask me what's wrong?" Liu Mingguang almost jumped up, poked Xu Moqiu's chest, and glared at him, "What did you do in class just now, don't you know in your own heart?"

Xu Moqiu was even more confused, and slapped the back of his head: "I...... Hey, don't you know, those little bunnies in our class, the level of writing is simply ...... Ahem, I'll tell you a ......."

"Say a ball! Say a yo-yo!" Liu Mingguang resisted the urge to put a cigarette butt in his mouth, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, flipped to the picture he had just taken when he passed by, gritted his teeth and said, "Come, tell me, what are you doing here?"

Above is a picture of him sitting cross-legged on the podium, holding a cigarette in one hand and a composition in the other.

"I'm lecturing. Xu Moqiu didn't feel inappropriate at all.

"Lecturing? Like this, are you embarrassed to say that you are lecturing?" Liu Mingguang was so angry that he smoked, "I thought it was a cult organization that had infiltrated the school!" I don't think you copied enough of "Teachers' Code of Conduct and Self-cultivation", right?"

As soon as he heard the copying of the book, Xu Moqiu suddenly became anxious, and hurriedly waved his hand: "No, teacher, you listen to my explanation! This is my personal teaching style, really! This is more down-to-earth, and it is easier for students to accept the knowledge I transmit......

"Down-to-earth, grounded to catch a ball! I think you're going to be a genius, right! And your own coaching style? Come on!" Just as the class bell rang, Liu Mingguang grabbed Xu Moqiu's clothes and dragged him directly to the corridor, "You give me a good look with wide eyes! Is there any teacher who lectures like you?"

"You said you, I won't say anything about wearing this, after all, you still have to protect the campus, but ......"

"Oh, teacher, you don't understand!" Xu Moqiu interrupted him, "Your thinking and behavior are too old-fashioned, it is easy to make students tired, only my trendy teaching method, they are actually more acceptable......"

Liu Mingguang was angry with him: "Meaning, I should praise you a few words? Do you want to send you a big red flower?"

"Ahem, just a little bit of meaning, low-key, low-key!"

"You...... Xu Moqiu: You are simply ...... If you want to be angry with me, old man, you won't stop, will you? I'll tell you, if you don't change this bad habit, I'll pack up my things and leave!"

Xu Moqiu hurriedly stopped Liu Mingguang in a rage: "Hey, hey, teacher, look at you...... People of your age, why is it so difficult for you to accept something new? Uh, okay, okay, I won't say it, don't be angry! I can't change it?"

"You have to change! Don't let me see a next time, or ......"

Xu Moqiu hurriedly promised: "Okay! I will definitely change!"

Seeing that his attitude was quite sincere, Liu Mingguang's face softened: "As a punishment, go to the playground by yourself...... Ten, forget about running five laps!"

This guy, if you don't punish him, he will never have a long memory.

Xu Moqiu slapped his chest: "I'll run ten laps for you!"

Running, he didn't pay attention to it at all.

Seeing that he looked indifferent, Liu Mingguang said again: "Also, before self-study next night, write me a 3,000-word guarantee letter and hand it over to my office!"

"Ah, isn't it? Write a letter of guarantee again! Can't you change the trick?" Xu Moqiu suddenly cried out.

After three years of high school, the letter of guarantee he wrote could be connected several times around the playground of Boya Middle School. Now that I've been graduating for so many years, I'm a teacher, and I'm going to write that thing again!

Liu Mingguang glared: "Oh what? Oh, I almost forgot, you are a Chinese teacher now, and 3,000 words is really a bit less for you, really less." That's it, five thousand words!"

Ma Ye! 5,000 words! Some people who write books don't have 5,000 words in a single chapter! Xu Moqiu said with a bitter face: "No, teacher, you see that I am a model for others, can I ......?"

"Huh?" Liu Mingguang smiled, "Why didn't you think that you were a teacher when you sat on the podium? The law is not merciful, and there is no need to negotiate! You must write! And not a word is missing! Of course, if you don't write, it's fine......"

Xu Moqiu was overjoyed: "Really?"

"Of course. Liu Mingguang paused, "I still have a box of guarantee letters you wrote back then, and I don't mind bringing him to school and posting it on the bulletin board for exhibition, so that all the teachers and students in the school can admire Teacher Xu's demeanor back then! Oh, especially the ...... that lifted the skirt of the female classmate."

Damn! If you let those little rabbits see it, where will you still have the face to mess around at school? Xu Moqiu suddenly panicked: "Don't, I'll write! Can't I write?"

"Don't just write, but write well for me! Don't try to perfunctory me with saliva, if you don't write well, I'll let you rewrite it! Okay, that's it, I still have something to do. After speaking, Liu Mingguang flicked his sleeves and walked away with his hands behind his back.

The teacher is still too old-fashioned! Although his teaching method is a little strange, the key is that the effect is good! This feeling of not being understood is really too embarrassing.

Writing a letter of guarantee again for no reason, Xu Moqiu was depressed in his heart, dragging his heavy steps, and returned to the office weakly.

I took out a notebook for writing handouts, propped my head, and turned around my thumb with a pen in my right hand like an acrobatic man, my eyes glazed over, like a cerebral palsy patient.

Qin Mengyan passed by, kicked the table leg, and asked, "What are you doing?" As soon as you come back, you sit here and get distracted, are you thinking about which girl again?"

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu came back to his senses and lowered his voice, "Of course it's the big baby of the Qin family." ”

"you! The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth!" Qin Mengyan was disgusted, twisted her waist and returned to her seat.

After sitting for two whole classes, Xu Moqiu, who used to be able to make up a guarantee of thousands of words casually, actually only wrote down one or two sentences!

was secretly sighing that he was getting old, and when he wanted to find Qin Mengyan to do it for him, a Qianqianyu hand snatched the book in front of him directly. When I looked up, who was Miss Qin?

"Guaranteed...... Letter of guarantee?" Seeing these three words, Qin Mengyan was taken aback, and looked at Xu Moqiu in surprise, "What did you do?" ”

"Oh, nothing. Xu Moqiu replied nonchalantly.

"Dear Teacher Liu, I am deeply aware of my mistake, I should not lift the skirt of my female classmates...... Perverted!" Reading this, Qin Mengyan's face instantly darkened, and she directly slapped the notebook on Xu Moqiu's face, pushed him away, turned around and ran away angrily.

What kind of nerves did she have? What did she lift the skirt of her female classmate?

Xu Moqiu looked confused, picked up the notebook on the ground and looked at it, and his face changed drastically! Without Qin Mengyan's hand, he slapped himself twice! What am I writing on the horse?

It turned out that our teacher Xu suddenly recalled a scene many years ago, he flung a bunch of keys and passed by a girl in a short skirt, but the hook on it didn't know how to hook the girl's skirt, and he didn't care, so he ......

The moment the skirt was lifted, there was a cry of exclamation all around, and the girl immediately screamed, without saying a word, she gave him a big ear scraper, and ran to the head teacher to sue him in tears.

The result can be imagined, Liu Mingguang heard that he lifted the girl's skirt in the classroom, and his eyes immediately turned black with anger.

Without saying a word, picking up the teaching stick is a fierce beating, without mercy, the teaching stick almost didn't give him a smash on the ass, this is not the end, after the apology is 3000 words of review, and let him read it in front of the whole class.

This kind of thing, but you can't explain it, so you have to secretly admit that you are unlucky.

Thinking of the past troubles, unconsciously, I wrote down two bastard words indiscriminately. It's okay to write, but Qin Mengyan saw it again, and this time it can stab the hornet's nest!

To be honest, she didn't slap herself, Xu Moqiu herself felt that she was too merciful!

Hurriedly chased out, where is there still half of Qin Mengyan's figure? Hurriedly called her, but was ruthlessly hung up, and then called was already prompted that she was on the phone, obviously being added to the blacklist.

It's clear that she's getting angry right now.

Xu Moqiu thought backwards and decided to find someone to help intercede.

The first thing that came to mind was naturally her best friend Lu Mingyue, but the eldest lady seemed to be busy, and no one answered a few phone calls.

hurriedly dialed Xiao Jiu's phone again, but was ruthlessly cut off. You don't have to think about it to know that she is now with Qin Mengyan. For this sister, she is obedient.

What to do?

Xu Moqiu was so anxious that his head was sweating, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and he suddenly had an idea.