Chapter 400: Little Vixen

"Huh, still kneeling?" Zhao Gongzi's face instantly turned into a bitter melon. I had already greeted the eighteen generations of Xu Moqiu's ancestors in my heart. If this Nima kneels down again, the lower half of his body must not be scrapped?

Xu Moqiu gently patted the broom pole in his hand, squinting his eyes: "Oh, you still want to kneel?"

"What are you kidding? What am I? I...... I really can't do it, big brother, let us go!" The people were under the eaves and had to bow their heads. Zhao Gongzi hurriedly begged for mercy.

The bird's head hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, big brother, Zhao Gongzi really knows that he is wrong, you can spare him!

"Hit! I'll beat your grandma!" Zhao Gongzi was so angry that he kicked the bird on the head twice. Although this guy is more loyal, he has little brain, and the words he says often make you tremble.

"What's the trouble? Attitude to me is correct!" Xu Moqiu snorted, and then pointed to a few people, "You few, go and fill the water tank for me, the firewood in the firewood room is split, and the floor is clean, so forget it." ”

"What? You asked me to do this kind of subordinate?" Zhao Gongzi's eyes widened instantly, "What is my identity......? To tell you the truth, I'm the best at it! Big brother, do you want to wash the night pot?"

Looking at the broom pole in his hand, Zhao Gongzi was afraid for a while, where did he dare to say anything, the three of them were busy for most of the day, and they were so tired that they couldn't breathe.

Fortunately, Xu Moqiu didn't embarrass them anymore, and finally let them go.

Walking out of the nunnery, the bird's head rubbed his sour arm, and said hatefully: "This feather is so unreasonable, it doesn't leave us to eat!"

Dunzi also echoed: "That's it, I smell the rapeseed fragrance, it's not authentic! It's really not authentic!"

"Bad food! I'm bad for Nima's dead man's meal!" Zhao Gongzi held back the fire in his belly, raised his leg and kicked at the two stupid people, pointing at his face and shouting, "What is my identity?

Hearing this, the bird's eyes suddenly lit up: "That's it! Zhao Gongzi, then we will ...... for a while."

Zhao Gongzi waved his hand and said with a proud face: "Go to Widow Zhang's house at the head of the village to eat wine, mother's, we won't get drunk and won't return." ”

"Zhao Gongzi is generous!"

"Zhao Gongzi is better than the cow!"

"That's, what am I ......?"

It was getting late, and the three of them hooked their shoulders and walked more than ten miles of mountain roads, which can be regarded as coming to the door of the restaurant of Widow Zhang's house.

It is said to be a restaurant, but it does not have the scale of a restaurant, there are two tables of eight immortals in the small bungalow, and there are two wine tanks in the corner with a mess of messes I don't know what - according to Widow Zhang, it is the ancestral tonic inside, and the people who drink it here all the year round, but they don't know where to make up.

Even an old man in a neighboring village fell into a dung pit because he drank too much and lost his life, and Widow Zhang was blackmailed for hundreds of yuan and cried for several days.

There was no one in the restaurant, Zhao Gongzi pushed the door open, and shouted loudly: "Fight two corners of wine! And that dish, whatever, all on it! It's not bad for money!"

Hearing this voice, Widow Zhang opened the curtain next to her and came out, and said with a smile: "Zhao Gongzi is here, cough...... What, did you settle the money for the last drink?"

Zhao Gongzi was suddenly unhappy and slapped the table: "What's the knot? What is my identity? Will I send you those two wine money? You don't know who my father is?"

The bird head followed and stood up: "That's it, do you know, Zhao Gongzi, but our Zhao Taiye's illegitimate son!"

"Bastard, illegal!" Zhao Gongzi grabbed his chopsticks, knocked on the bird's head like a wooden fish, and shouted in his mouth, "How many times have labor and management told you, is it your own! I still can't remember if I don't have long ears?"

The bird's head rubbed his head desperately: "Yes, yes, biological, biological." ”

Zhao Gongzi pulled out the stool and sat down, put his feet on the stool, and said with a big thorn: "Although the wine and food are served, the money is indispensable to you, Ming'er will go to my house to get the money!"

The bird's head said impatiently: "Go, go, go, sit here and be a bodhisattva, isn't it? What is the identity of Zhao Gongzi?

Widow Zhang had no choice but to lift the curtain and go.

To say that this widow is in her forties this year, but she was also a famous beauty in the early years, despite her old age and decrepitness, the foundation is still there. Especially in recent years, life has been better, the buttocks have become old and fat, and the eyes of the three of them are straight when they twist and twist.

The bird head looked at Widow Zhang's back and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Mom, it's so fat!"

"What is this? Those women in the city are much bigger than her! Here, so big!" Zhao Gongzi is a person who has seen the world, his hands keep gesturing, and he says that there is nothing to look at, in fact, he is the most greedy, and he doesn't even notice it.

Serving a stack of cooked vegetables, setting up a few wine bowls, looking at the few people with blue noses and swollen faces, Widow Zhang stood next to him and asked, "Zhao Gongzi, who have you been beaten?"

The bird's head stared straight at the person: "Yes, what's wrong?"

"Yes Nima!" Zhao Gongzi suddenly became angry, a bowl of wine was drenched from head to toe, gave the bird's head a free bath, and glared, "What is my identity? Can I be beaten? Don't you fart there! I fell down! Do you know?"

The bird's head wiped the wine stains on his face and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, we fell! We weren't beaten by a beggar!"

"My Zhao Gongzi is a person with status and status, and in the past, he was going to be a big official. "One after another, it is a general matter of drinking, what "one person is above ten thousand people", what "wives and concubines are in groups, three palaces and six courtyards" and the like, which caused Widow Zhang to shake her head again and again.

I secretly felt worthless for Mrs. Zhao in my heart, he was shrewd, how could he give birth to such a mentally retarded child?

After the third round of drinking, Zhao Gongzi's face was slightly red, his eyes were foggy, he rolled up his trousers and stepped on the stool, picked his teeth, and said to Widow Zhang, who had dialed the abacus on the table outside, "Why didn't anyone come to eat today?"

Speaking of this, Widow Zhang was full of resentment, and the account was not settled, so she pushed the abacus aside, gritted her teeth and said, "Don't you know? There are two heavenly fairies by the river, and those who have no conscience have gone to see them." ”

"Heavenly Immortals?" Zhao Gongzi was stunned for a moment, puzzled, "What Heavenly Immortals?"

"Ahem, little vixen, what's there to see. When I was younger, I looked so much better than them. Widow Zhang said this, but her eyes were full of envy and jealousy.

Although I don't want to admit it, it is true that those two women are perfect in terms of figure and appearance. At least I can't compare.

"When did it happen?" Zhao Gongzi seemed to be interested, picked out the dirt in his feet, rolled it into a ball and bounced it aside, and put his hand to his mouth and sniffed it, and suddenly his eyes 'crackled' for a while, I don't know if it stinks or what.

This operation made Widow Zhang frown, and said in her mouth: "It's just these two days, and I don't know where to get the little fox spirit." ”

"Zhao Gongzi, why don't we go to the riverside to play?" The bird head took off the gray-black undershirt on his body, caught the fleas on it bare-chested, grabbed a handful, and threw it into his mouth 'crackling' like a firecracker.

Dunzi used both hands, digging his nostrils, shaking his head: "My mother said, there are water ghosts by the river, they are very fierce, and they can't go!"

"What are you afraid of? With my Zhao Gongzi here, what kind of water ghost is it? Go! I want to see what kind of vixen it is, hooking people's souls. Zhao Gongzi stood up, rubbed his numb cheeks, and said to Widow Zhang, "Put less chili peppers next time." ”

The three of them helped each other and walked out, and Widow Zhang shouted behind her: "Zhao Gongzi, I will keep an account of the wine money for you!"

Zhao Gongzi waved his hand impatiently: "Got it! Remember, tomorrow, burp~ go to my house and ask my father for money......!

The three of them stepped on the dim moonlight, deep and shallow, shuttling through the forest.

The restaurant is not too far from the river, but the three of them are a little drunk, and they fell several times along the way, and their heads and faces are broken and bloody, and they look more scary than ghosts in the moonlight.

"Hiss......" Dunzi gasped, digging his nostrils and said, "Zhao Gongzi, otherwise, let's go back first, I want to rub some medicinal wine, it hurts ......"

"Wipe a bird's feathers! You have grown this flesh in vain, bear with me!" Zhao Gongzi's eyes glared, and a nosebleed spurted out, splashing the bird's head and face.

The bird's head wiped the blood on his face: "Zhao Gongzi, you are bleeding...... Or ......"

Zhao Gongzi jumped up and knocked over violently, glaring at the strange scream: "You bird's voice! What is my identity? Rubbing medicine and wine? Can I afford to lose that person? Go! I have to see what these two fox spirits look like today." Whoever talks more, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Seeing that Zhao Gongzi was angry, the two didn't dare to say anything more, so they had to endure the discomfort given by the physical mountain, and helped each other to the riverside hut.

Qin Mengyan and Lu Mingyue were very helpless.

I don't know who spread the news, but the fishermen in the neighborhood kept walking around the neighborhood after eating, looking for all kinds of excuses to come to see Fangze.

It's just that people haven't done anything out of the ordinary, and besides, Qin Mengyan's legs and feet are inconvenient, so there is nothing they can do. I had to be watched like a monkey.

Qin Mengyan was lying on the shabby bed, looking helpless: "Hey, the first time I found out, it turned out that being good-looking is also a kind of trouble!"

Lu Mingyue felt that it didn't matter, after all, with the title of "the first beauty in Yuejiang", there were a lot of suitors when she was in Yuejiang, and there were also some people who tried everything to get in close contact with her.

Sitting quietly on the edge of the bed, looking out the window at the sky without speaking.

Qin Mengyan asked tentatively, "My dear, if you find him this time, you will be together, right?"

"I'll talk about it later, why talk about it now. Lu Mingyue's tone was extremely flat.

Qin Mengyan frowned: "No, you've been waiting for him for three years! Love is stronger than Jin and ...... deeper than the sea."

"Meng Yan, I don't want to mention this now, let's talk about something else. Lu Mingyue interrupted the topic. Everyone is very affectionate, why should you give up to fulfill us? Is this fair to yourself?

"Okay, we'...... What the hell?" Qin Mengyan was about to say something, when she suddenly noticed two bloody faces outside the window, and she was startled.

As a lady, hearing her words, Lu Mingyue's face sank: "Meng Yan, how many times have I told you, girls don't swear, they want to be elegant, what are you talking about?"

Qin Mengyan sat up straight and rubbed her eyes: "No, I seem to have seen a ghost just now!"

"Ghost?" Lu Mingyue couldn't laugh or cry, and reached out to touch her forehead, "You shouldn't have a fever, right?"

"Oh, dear, I'm telling you the truth! ...... just now" Qin Mengyan pointed to the window, "It's right there! It's bloody, it's scary! I can see it clearly, there will be no mistake!"

Lu Mingyue shook her head: "Then you must be hallucinating! Qingping world, Lang Lang Qiankun, how can there be such a thing as a ghost?"

If Xu Moqiu heard this, he would definitely be the first to jump out and refute it, after all, his identity was there, and he couldn't fake it.

"Poof......

At this moment, a strange voice suddenly came from outside, the two women looked at each other, their faces turned pale, and they shouted in unison: "Who?"

Zhao Gongzi, who was hiding under the window, was so angry that at the critical moment, Dunzi's hair actually let out a stinky and long fart! The stench was so smoky that he couldn't open his eyes, and he almost didn't jump up to give him a thousand-year kill.

"Quack~" The bird's head was in a hurry, pinched his throat, and learned to cry as a toad.

This reaction was good, Zhao Gongzi's face instantly softened, and he secretly gave a thumbs up.

Qin Mengyan said suspiciously: "It seems to be a toad?"

Lu Mingyue didn't believe it: "I don't sound like it, but it seems like someone deliberately ...... it."

"Quack~Hmm, cough cough cough ......" The bird's head wanted to make another sound to eliminate the doubts in their hearts, but a mouthful of old phlegm suddenly came up, where could they bear it, and suddenly coughed violently.

The two women stood up in an instant, and shouted at the same time, "There is a thief!"

Lack of success, more than failure. Zhao Gongzi was so angry that he couldn't do it.

In this case, pretending to be nothing will help, and I want to run away like a conditioned reflex.

Jumping forward, the pier in front of him shook his arm suddenly, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Zhao Gongzi, you run!