A group of people were chattering in the Buddha hall, grinding their teeth, farting, and peeing...... There are even those who have the audacity to reach out and touch the old nun's face!

It's so hateful!

Suddenly, a voice came: "Amitabha, the Buddha Hall is a quiet place, how can you ruffians be allowed to be presumptuous......?" Give you a minute, get out of here immediately!Otherwise, it will hurt you to pee!Hiccup~"

Several people turned their heads in unison, and a man with unkempt hair and ragged clothes was leaning against the door with a broom, holding a piece of jujube cake in his hand and stuffing it into his mouth.

The pigtail spat on the ground, and said with disdain: "Where did the beggar come from? I don't know if I live or die! Do you know who my grandfather and I are?"

"You know what?" the thin man next to him stepped forward and echoed loudly.

Xu Moqiu swallowed the jujube cake, rolled his eyes, and clapped his hands: "I don't know, what's wrong?"

The pigtail pushed the thin man and pointed to his nose: "Birdhead, tell him! ”

"Boy, listen up! This is the illegitimate son of the village chief of our old village......

"Bastard, bastard!" Before the bird's words were finished, the pigtail jumped up and slapped it twice, glaring at the strange eyes, "How many times have I told you, grandpa, I am my own child!

The bird head put his hand to protect his head, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, illegitimate ...... Oh no, biological, biological. ”

Then the pigtail took a step forward, patted his chest and shouted, "I'll tell you, father Zhao Dezhu!"

"Oh, and then?" Xu Moqiu was addicted to smoking, and groped around his body, but he didn't even touch a single hair.

"And?" Pigtail smiled coldly, lifted his legs, and stepped on the stool he kicked down, "and then you will drill me through here! Call me three more times, and I'll spare your life!"

The bird's head followed suit, took a step forward, slapped his chest loudly, and said loudly: "Yes, you have to call me grandpa three times!"

"Grandpa, grandpa!" The pigtail suddenly exploded, jumped up and kicked over, and shouted, "Call you grandpa? Are you my father?"

The bird's head rubbed his buttocks, and hurriedly smiled: "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue! Zhao Gongzi, you are the grandfather." ”

Then he turned his face and shouted at Xu Moqiu: "Did you hear it, you want to call grandpa!"

"What's it called?" Xu Moqiu gouged out his ears.

"Grandpa!"

"Whew...... What?" Xu Moqiu blew his fingers.

The bird's head frowned: "What ears? grandpa!"

"Oh...... You call me grandpa?"

"Yes, grandpa!" replied the bird's head subconsciously.

Xu Moqiu suddenly smiled and hooked his finger at him: "Haha, good call, come, good grandson, grandpa, I'll give you a family heirloom!"

"Mom, you dare to trick me?" The bird's head exploded instantly, pulled a handful of pigtailed clothes, pointed at Xu Moqiu and shouted, "Zhao Gongzi, did you hear? He took advantage of you! He said he was your grandfather! It's so hateful! Can you bear it?"

"I ...... Nima?"Zhao Gongzi wants to kick this idiot to death, you stepped on the horse and you were cheated, and it was your father's feathers!

Turning his face and seeing that Xu Moqiu was still laughing, he suddenly became angry and shouted: "Go on!

The bird's head jumped to his feet and pointed beside him: "Yes, thump! thrash this feather!"

"Mom, labor and management called you up! you don't have a brain, do you?" the pigtail was so angry that he pushed him out.

The bird head staggered forward two steps, and saw Xu Moqiu shaking his clothes, thinking that he was going to run, and without saying a word, it was a punch to rush in.

However, before this fist hit the body, it was grabbed by Xu Moqiu, and as soon as he pulled it, the bird's head stumbled over, and before he could struggle, he was stuck by Xu Moqiu in the back of his neck and hit his head against the door panel.

The bird tilted its head, tugged at his clothes with both hands, and cried out in his mouth: "The gentleman does not move his hands......"

"I'm sorry, I've been a gentleman for many years. Xu Moqiu sneered twice, and knocked his head on the door for I don't know how many times.

The bird's head only felt that his head was almost flattened, and then he pushed hard, not under his feet

Steady, fell on all fours. Ouch and howl.

Seeing that the bird's head was deflated, Zhao Gongzi was taken aback, and pulled the fat man next to him who was looking at the sky at 45 degrees with his head up and digging his nostrils: "Dunzi, you go up! Beat him! Beat this feather to death!"

This time made the force fierce, Dunzi suddenly had a long nosebleed, and turned his head with a resentful face: "Zhao Gongzi, you are light!"

Zhao Gongzi glared at him: "What nonsense? Eat so much food, go up and beat people for me! Well done, instant noodles and root intestines at night." ”

"Just look at it!" As soon as he heard this, Dunzi's eyes suddenly lit up, rolled up his sleeves, and strode forward. Relying on his own fat and strong, he didn't take Xu Moqiu in his eyes at all.

Stretched out his hand to pull Xu Moqiu's clothes, but that guy actually dared to hide!

The poor pier's tonnage of about 300 catties was pressed on the small body of the bird's head, which was estimated to be less than 80 catties, and he didn't even snort, and fainted with a roll of his eyes.

"Good boy, do you dare to cheat, I won't spare you today!" Dunzi was annoyed, got up from the ground, screamed strangely, and pounced on Xu Moqiu again.

Xu Moqiu didn't say a word, raised the broom pole in his hand, and pulled it with a backhand, and with a "snap", it was pumped on the face of the pier, and the already chubby little face suddenly swollen.

was slapped in the face by a beggar, Dunzi was furious, babbling and screaming with his teeth and claws, and pounced again, Xu Moqiu shouted, and the broom rod poked his instep violently, and suddenly blood splashed three feet high, Dunzi fainted blood, and saw that thing trembled all over his body, and fell to the ground softly.

The two big men under him will be overturned, Zhao Gongzi was shocked and angry in his heart, he wanted to run away, but after thinking about it, he is a person with status, he is a beggar, not even a dog, dare to do it to himself?

So instead of retreating, he moved forward, pointed his hand at Xu Moqiu, and said arrogantly: "Dog thing, kneel down for grandpa!"

"Snap", Xu Moqiu didn't say a word, he shook his hand and slapped a rod on Zhao Gongzi's face, this rod made it so strong that it directly drew blood on his face.

Zhao Gongzi covered his face, his eyes full of incredulity: "You actually dare to smoke ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was hit again on the right side of his face.

Zhao Gongzi stood up straight and jumped to his feet: "Mom, do you want to try again?"

"Smack" This time, Xu Moqiu directly pumped it in his head, and this guy instantly became a unicorn.

Xu Moqiu copied his hands and asked coldly, "Is it wrong?"

Zhao Gongzi was still in the same posture as the second and third of the earth, wiped the blood stains on his face, and said in a deep voice: "Wrong? I will be wrong? Do you know who I am?"

"Smack!"

"Shhh...... I'll tell you, my father Zhao Dezhu!"

"Smack!"

"Father, Zhao!"

"Smack!"

Zhao Gongzi really couldn't stop it, so he threw himself to the ground, and hurriedly said: "Big brother, be merciful, I was wrong! ”

"Wrong, isn't it?" Xu Moqiu pointed at the Buddha statue, "Take off your rotten cloth and wipe the Buddha statue clean for me!"

"Rub, you have to wipe!" Zhao Gongzi nodded again and again, climbed to the side of the bird's head, and pinched him hard, "What are you pretending to be dead?"

Xu Moqiu glared: "I told you to wipe it!"

The bird's head opened his eyes and echoed, "Yes, he told you to wipe it." ”

"Labor and management ......" Zhao Gongzi was angry, but he didn't dare to attack, so he had to swallow his anger, take off his clothes, and patiently wipe all the Buddha statues in the Buddhist hall.

He was already sweating profusely, panting, and was about to leave, but was stopped by Xu Moqiu: "Did I let you go?"

"Don't deceive people too much...... Big brother, you have something to say! You put down the broom first!"

Xu Moqiu pointed to the Buddha statue in the middle: "Go, all go and kneel in front of the Buddha statue, repent and chant! I don't shout to stop, no one is allowed to stop!"

"Huh?" Zhao Gongzi suddenly made a bitter face, "But, I don't know how to read it! What do you think, what is my identity? How can I ......?"

"Smack"

Xu Moqiu slapped him on the mouth, and suddenly Zhao Gongzi's lips swollen, like two sausages, crystal clear.

"Will it be now?" asked Xu Moqiu.

"Yes, yes!" Zhao Gongzi couldn't afford to provoke him, where did he dare to refute, "A person of my identity has been chanting scriptures since he was a child and is professional!"

"Kneel down for me, kneel up! If anyone is not standard, this is the end!"

As he spoke, Xu Moqiu slapped a backhand on Zhao Gongzi's back, and Zhao Gongzi suddenly wailed: "Big brother, I'm kneeling, what are you doing with me?" Ouch...... Bleeding at all. ”

Xu Moqiu glared: "I'm calling it a killer and an example! What's the matter?"

"What is my identity?" I ......" Seeing him raise the broom pole again, Zhao Gongzi's neck shrank, "How can I have an opinion?"

"It's good if you don't have it. Xu Moqiu stretched, "I'll go take a nap first, and if I get up after a while, if I see anyone who doesn't kneel well, my broom pole doesn't recognize people." ”

Zhao Gongzi nodded hurriedly: "Big brother, you go slowly!"

"Amitabha, good, good!"

Watching the old nun and Xu Moqiu leave, the pigtails suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. One face was hit with two rods, and at the moment it was red and swollen, and even some broken skin, which was called a hot pain.

Seeing Zhao Gongzi slumped on the ground, the bird head hurriedly pulled his clothes: "Zhao Gongzi, didn't you say that you would repent on your knees?

"I confess that his old mother is a dead man!" Zhao Gongzi was angry when he saw him like a tiger, climbed up, and kicked over, "What kind of thing is he? What is my identity? I'm afraid that he's a yo-yo!"

The bird's head felt reasonable, and also got up: "Yes, I'm afraid of him a ball!"

"Let's go!" Xu Moqiu is not here, and he is still kneeling! What about being a good student of his own three things? Just now, he was just careless, and immediately went back to call someone, so that he knew that there were some people in this old village that he could not afford to provoke.

Zhao Gongzi strode outside, and an infiltrating voice came from the door: "Where are you going?"

Zhao Gongzi never expected that this guy actually leaned against the door and didn't leave at all, and scolded in his heart, but fortunately, he was clever since he was a child, and grabbed the collar of the bird's head: "Big brother, I'm ...... In fact, he wanted to report ......it! He doesn't kneel well!

The bird's head and chest straightened: "Yes, it should be ...... Zhao Gongzi, it's obvious that you didn't kneel well, how can you punish me? You are not authentic!"

Zhao Gongzi glared: "You bird, did I let you speak, what identity do I ......have?"

Xu Moqiu 'snapped' two poles, and the two of them jumped up and down like monkeys: "Get all back for me, kneel well, kneel straight!"

"Yes, kneel well, kneel straight!" the bird's head crossed his waist with his hands, a dog-legged image. However, after being hit with two poles, he instantly found his position, and crawled to kneel.

In the Buddha hall, the three people babbled and recited the scriptures of the unknown country, kneeling from the three poles of the sun to the sunset, and still did not see the hairy to stop.

The whole body was sore and painful, and he was even more unconscious below his knees, Zhao Gongzi couldn't hold back any longer, opened his mouth towards the door, and pushed the bird's head: "Are you crying? Don't howl, hurry up and take a look, the feathers are still there." Mom, I'm on my knees......

"Why don't you go?" asked the birdhead.

Zhao Gongzi looked displeased: "What is my identity? This kind of thing still uses me Zhao Gongzi to take action personally? Hurry up, less nonsense, less beating!"

"Shhh...... Oops!" The bird's head rubbed his knee and said with a pained expression, "I ...... I can't seem to get up!Zhao Gongzi, my leg is ...... Isn't it wasted?

Zhao Gongzi slapped him: "It's called Mao, you're called a dog Mao, are you afraid that he won't hear it......?" Come and help me. ”

"What are you doing?" An abrupt voice came from behind, and the two of them were stunned! Who is the owner of this voice, not Xu Moqiu?

Zhao Gongzi and the three of them secretly complained in their hearts, this guy is still there! If he kneels like this again, this leg will not be wasted?

was about to beg for mercy, and then he heard Xu Moqiu say: "It's almost, you guys get up." ”

These words were like a holy decree, and the three of them were about to leave, when they suddenly heard him say again: "Did I tell you to leave?"