"Chinese New Year's Eve, don't go home, I came to the Spring Festival Gala. ”

"Spring Festival Gala, I'm a newcomer, I said I'm not nervous, do you believe it?"

"The work is finally over, the Spring Festival Gala, I'm here. ”

"The New Year is coming, increase blessings and longevity, and the year is safe, let's see you at the Spring Festival Gala. ”

"After the song is practiced, the talent has confidence, 2022, let's see you at the Spring Festival Gala. ”

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"Eat dumplings for the New Year, and give everyone a New Year's greeting. ”

"Good luck!"

"Happy Chinese New Year!"

"Unforgettable tonight!"

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At eight o'clock in the evening, dozens of TV stations across the country and a total of hundreds of overseas channels began to release the title produced by Huaxia TV, representing the official start of the New Year's Spring Festival Gala.

Like the Spring Festival Gala in previous years, the singing and dancing performance will not attract too many people's interest, and the whole party performance, only sketches, cross talk, and a magic trick are the most attractive performances.

Many families, although they turned on the TV station and broadcast the Spring Festival Gala, they just turned on the TV and played it, and they were busy with their own things, and no one watched.

And if it comes to sketches, cross talk and magic, more people will start watching.

This is the case every year, and every year's sketches and cross talk are the biggest heads of the Spring Festival Gala.

Wang Shen's family gathered around the table to eat Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, in order not to miss Wang Shen's performance on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the family also specially dropped the table in front of the TV, while eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, while watching the program.

"The beginning began, and the son appeared. ”

As soon as the Spring Festival Gala began, Wang Shen's mother couldn't help but get excited.

The family saw Wang Shen's figure in the opening film, and saw and heard what Wang Shen said, "Spring Festival Gala, I'm a newcomer, I said I'm not nervous, do you believe it?"

There is nothing wrong with Wang Shen's words.

Because, it is indeed the first time he has officially appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Brother Wang Shen looks so handsome. Du Sui's daughter said her inner thoughts with a look of adoration.

Du Sui smiled and responded, "Your brother Wang Shen is indeed very handsome. ”

Wang Dali, who didn't say much, was also happy at the moment, and couldn't help but say proudly, "You don't look at whose son it is." ”

The meaning of Wang Dali's words is to show that he is also handsome, because he is handsome, Wang Shen is handsome.

How could Wang Shen's mother and Du Sui not understand the meaning, the two looked at each other and smiled.

Wang Dali could understand the meaning of their expressions, but he was happy today, and he didn't take it at all, and drank a little wine with a smile.

Although Wang Dali was the only one drinking at the dinner table, even if he was the only one, he could drink with relish.

This is the case for those who like to drink, whether there is anyone to drink with or not, but as long as there are peanuts, you can drink a little glass.

A table of meals, very rich, chicken, duck and fish are complete, twelve dishes no more, no less.

Wang Shen's parents and Du Sui are authentic farmers, and on the day of the Spring Festival, many customs are retained.

In the countryside of many places, the reunion dinner has a few dishes on a table, which is exquisite.

In some places, there are eight dishes, square tables and four squares, and two pairs of dishes and chopsticks for each side of the ancestors.

In some places, there are nine dishes, and the nine genera are extreme.

There are places where there are ten dishes, and they are perfect.

In some places, there are 12 dishes, and the 12th birthday is complete.

Not only that, but many of the dishes on the reunion dinner are also fixed.

In the countryside, those who don't like fish can skip this dish, but they can't miss this dish.

Another example is chicken feet, which means to grab money in the coming year, and eating chicken feet represents the new year and can make more money.

Another example is lotus root chips, which means more heart eyes, lotus root has many holes, eating lotus root pieces means more heart eyes in the new year, and you will not be deceived or confused when you go out, etc.

There are many, many more, all of which are dishes with meanings and fixed in the reunion dinner.

Regarding this, Wang Shen doesn't know if this is the case with others, but he knows that the reunion dinner he has eaten at home since he was a child will always have several dishes fixed.

These fixed dishes are all meant to be a good omen for the coming year.

Moreover, when Wang Shen used to celebrate the New Year in his hometown, not only was the reunion dinner exquisite, but before the official start of the reunion dinner, he needed to set up the offering table, kowtow and burn paper, so that the ancestors would go home for the New Year to have a reunion dinner first, and then their family would officially start eating.

And, throughout the night, the incense on the shrine could not be extinguished, and it was necessary to renew the incense all the time.

At the same time, the electric lights in the kitchen, the hall, and the yard cannot be extinguished when turned on.

Moreover, pasting couplets is also exquisite.

Start with the door in the house, and then close the door and then paste it, first left and then right, and then paste it to the outermost courtyard door in turn.

A village is divided into ten groups, one group is a bay, with more than two or three hundred households in one bay, and a few households with a dozen or so households.

Wangjiawan, where Wang Shen is located, except for those who marry in, all have a unified surname.

On the first day of the new year, when you get up early in the morning, people in the entire bay will start to visit the bay in groups to go to various shrines to pay New Year's greetings to Wishing you prosperity, longevity like Nanshan, and longevity.

Someone in every household will also prepare melon seeds, sweets, fruits, cigarettes, tea, and eggs that have been boiled and dyed red.

This ritual begins with tracing the nearest lineage, and then worships every family in the entire bay.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, I officially began to visit relatives.

In short, if Wang Shen's family celebrates the New Year in their hometown, there will be more things to pay attention to.

In the city, there is not so much attention, that is, when making a home-cooked reunion dinner, it is one or two.

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As time went by, it finally came to Wang Shen's show, and the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala skyrocketed instantly.

The reason for this is not only because of Wang Shen's extremely high popularity, but also because of Wang Shen's word-of-mouth guarantee.

Last year, although Wang Shen did not participate in the Spring Festival Gala performance, he had a sketch performance at the Chinese New Year's Eve Gala of Xiangnan Terrace.

"Not Bad Money", the most acclaimed sketch of the year.

At that time, Wang Shen, as a singer, did not perform singing programs, and ran to perform sketches, which was ridiculed by other artists in the sketch industry.

Then, Wang Shen relied on the memory of his previous life to slap his face with his strength.

A year has passed, because Wang Shen has made too many moves, so that this time he once again appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala as a sketch actor, and no one dared to mock him in public again like last year.

It's not that no one ridiculed, but they were worried about being slapped in the face again, and they didn't dare to ridicule in public.

How so?

In the two years since Wang Shen returned to the entertainment industry, he basically not only offended many artists in the entertainment industry, but also basically did not have any contact with other artists in the entertainment industry.

As a result, various rumors such as playing big names, being arrogant, and having no one in their eyes spread in the circle.

In short, his reputation in the entertainment industry, or many artists, is not very good for his senses.

Although many artists will be polite and respectful when they see him, those are just the superficial attitude that hinders his cards, not the real thoughts in their hearts.

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"It's started, it's time for Brother Wang Shen's show. The family happily ate the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, chatting about homely things, Du Sui's daughter stared at the TV, saw the prompt on the screen, and quickly reminded.

When a few people chatting about homely things heard this, they all stopped the topic and began to watch the Spring Festival Gala attentively.

The same is true for many families, who were chatting happily about family life, but when they saw Wang Shen's program appear, they suddenly became much quieter and began to watch the Spring Festival Gala seriously.

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"Hey, old man, what are you doing?"

A young actor who looks only seventeen or eighteen years old from the outside pushed the door and walked into the camera, with an arrogant and domineering expression, stepping on the steps of not recognizing his six relatives, glaring at Wang Shen, who played the role of his father, and shouted.

After drinking, he said again with an unhappy face, "Why do you just go into someone else's room?"

As a father, Wang Shen, when he heard this, did not feel uncomfortable at all, but looked sad, couldn't believe it, couldn't believe it, was hit hard, and didn't want to believe it, and asked rhetorically, "I found a reference book under your bed, don't you want to go to college?"

After finishing speaking, he turned to look at his son, with a sad and sad face, and asked in a choked tone, "What about the agreement to be expelled from high school?"

"What about dropping out of high school, doing bad things, and gangsters, so that my father can feel at ease?"

"Huh. When the son heard this, he sneered, turned around and said disdainfully, "I'm not interested in such a boring life." ”

When Wang Shen heard this, he asked again sadly, "Why did you become like this?"

"Huh. Regarding Wang Shen's questioning, the son was still disdainful, and replied, "It doesn't matter what it looks like, and it's none of your business." ”

Wang Shen was angry and grief-stricken, and asked again, "Why do you wear glasses?"

"Because I wear glasses, I can read the words on the blackboard clearly. Regarding this question, the son looked indifferent and answered as a matter of course.

"Ahh ”

"What is this?" he said, taking something out of his schoolbag and asking again frantically, "Why did you take the love bento that your mother made?"

"Delinquent teenagers should go out of school to buy food outside, right?"

"Cut. In response to Wang Shen's questioning, the son disdained again, slightly despised his father for not understanding the reason, and continued to answer as a matter of course, "Love lunch, of course, is nutritionally balanced." ”

When Wang Shen heard this, his body couldn't help but tremble, and he asked sadly, "When did you start to become well-behaved?"

"Do you know the gossip of your neighbors?"

"Huh?" the son looked back confusedly.

Wang Shen looked like he was about to cry, and continued, "They said that the children in this family are really motivated!"

After speaking, he immediately shouted angrily, "Let me lose face and dare not raise my head, you know?"

When the son heard this, he glanced at it with disdain, and replied disdainfully, "Isn't it okay to pretend that you can't hear it?"

After finishing speaking, he took out a cheat sheet from his pocket and looked at it seriously.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing now?" Wang Shen was shocked when he saw this, and his whole person was suddenly extremely nervous.

“Liberty、Tranquillity、Blossom.....”

Memorize the word in the ......

At this time, Wang Shen came to his senses and asked in a panic, "In this way, won't you become smarter?"

When the son heard this, he replied seriously, "Only when you memorize words, can you temporarily forget the distracting thoughts in your heart." ”

When Wang Shen heard this, he hurriedly went up to snatch it, and scolded, "Bring it!

"Hey. Wang Shen dared to snatch it, and his son took out the cheat sheet from another pocket again and continued to study.

"Enough!

"You give me enough to stop!"

After drinking, he slapped it, and his son fell to the ground.

"You guy, you actually beat me?"

was slapped for no reason, his son was extremely unhappy and angry, and he had the momentum of getting up and about to fight, but when he got behind Wang Shen, his demeanor suddenly changed, and he obediently helped Wang Shen pinch his back.

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Due to Wang Shen's obstruction, his son couldn't help but turn his face and put down his cruel words angrily, "In such a family, I won't step into the door again!"

Falang finishes standing and slams the door out.

"Maomao!" Wang Shen saw this, and shouted in a panic, but his son had already run away, so he had to say to himself helplessly and sadly, "Damn! Why did that guy become so obedient!"

After speaking, sad music sounded, and a lonely and low tone began to reflect on himself.

"Am I wrong about my educational policy?"

As soon as the words fell, my son walked past the camera on a bicycle wearing a school uniform, carrying a schoolbag, and wearing a hard hat.

Seeing this scene, Wang Shen had already collapsed!

As a black dao father, he felt that he was a failure.

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