Lu Dongbin: "I didn't grab the ......"

Shunfeng ear: "I didn't grab it either!"

Sun Wukong: "Little Red Devil, you will send a total of two red envelopes, and you still robbed one of them yourself, how can we forgive you?"

Giant Spirit God: "Your character of slamming the door should not have been learned from Wenqu Xing, right?"

Good Wealth Boy: "You don't talk nonsense, I sent the red envelope, you didn't grab it because you were unlucky!"

Beep again, believe it or not, I'll burn your ass with a samadhi real fire!"

Fairy Chang'e: "Tell everyone about the naughty things of a little red devil when he was a child, he, he stole my belly pocket in Guanghan Palace and secretly picked up ......"

Good wealth boy: "Amitabha! The red envelope is something outside the body, you don't bring it in life, you don't take it in death, take it away!"

Airplanes!

The phone shook, a red light flashed on the screen, and another red envelope jumped out from the bottom.

Seeing the flash of red light, Lu Yifan didn't think about it, and poked his right index finger at the screen.

Airplanes!

"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of the Good Fortune Boy and getting a 'fart charm', which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”

"Fart Charm: A small prop refined by the good fortune boy Red Boy to spoof the immortals, after use, you can put multiple stinky and loud stinky farts full of gas in a row. ”

Well?

Lu Yifan looked at the talisman in the Treasure Pavilion and couldn't laugh a little.

This thing is also taken out to give out red envelopes?

At this moment, a boy gently stroked his bangs and said to Lu Yifan: "Beauty, what are you doing?"

"Grab the red envelope, go aside!" Lu Yifan said impatiently.

"Uh...... If you want, I can send you a huge red envelope right away, no need to grab it!

"What kind of red envelopes are you sending? I'll transfer you 10,000 yuan!"

"Heheda, how can the Oiran be humiliated for 10,000 yuan? I'll transfer 100,000 yuan to you!"

"I'll give a million!"

"Take the Rolls-Royce that my dad just bought me!"

"Do you want my family's sea-viewing villa in Moon Bay? As long as you agree to be my girlfriend, your name will be written immediately!"

"Don't make any noise! Lao Tzu's billions of family assets, as long as you nod your head beautifully, it will be your !! immediately."

Lu Yifan looked up.

it!

This Nima black and oppressive boy has surrounded himself!

These boys have green lights in their eyes, like wolves who haven't eaten in days!

Thinking that it was not a way to go on like this, Lu Yifan stared at the fart charm in the treasure pavilion, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "There are so many of you chasing me, I promise that it will be difficult for anyone!"

Well, I'll do one thing, and if anyone can do it or do it better than me, then I'll promise to be his girlfriend, how about it?"

"Good!"

"Lao Tzu is desperate to do it!"

"It's hard work! Whether you can bring the peerless beauty home depends on today!"

All the boys burst out with unprecedented enthusiasm, followed Lu Yifan violently, and came to the student activity center.

After coming to the extra-long art corridor of the student activity center, Lu Yifan said with a smile: "You guys look at it, what I'm going to do next, if you can do it, then I will be your girlfriend!"

All the boys didn't dare to blink at the moment, staring at Lu Yifan's delicate body, for a moment, for fear of missing any details.

The lights in this art corridor are all voice-activated.

And it takes a lot of sound to get it bright.

I saw Lu Yifan silently take out the fart talisman from the treasure pavilion, and his divine thoughts covered the talisman and used it.

Followed by......

Burst~~~~~~

When he walked past the first voice-activated light, Lu Yifan directly released a outrageous fart and directly turned on the voice-activated light!

Even when he was farting, Lu Yifan bounced his skirt up for a long time.

Asking about the smell of a huge fart in the air, the smiles on the faces of the boys gradually disappeared.

Burst~~~~~

Burst~~~~~

Burst~~~~~

Lu Yifan walked all the way over, and let go all the way to the fart!

Every time you let out a fart, the voice-activated light will immediately light up!

It's like a big star on the red carpet!

Walking to the end of the corridor, Lu Yifan waved to the group of boys, kissed him, and said "Thank you, thank you, thank you for your support, I love you"!

Ray's group of boys are scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!

After coming back, Lu Yifan pointed to the voice-activated light behind him that was gradually starting to go out with the smell of farts all over his body, and said with a smile: "Who can do it? I'll be anyone's girlfriend!"

Groove !!

Who can do this Nima?

But at present, some boys are still not giving up, and a few big fat people are still ready to move and want to come forward to try.

Seeing this, Lu Yifan couldn't help but smile slightly, and said to the group of boys: "Oh, I forgot one thing.

Whoever has a lighter, lend me it!"

Immediately, a boy handed the lighter to Lu Yifan.

I just got the lighter, but I saw Lu Yifan disdainfully turn on the fire and throw it behind his back!

Rumble!!!!

I saw that in the corridor he passed, one after another fierce flames exploded!

Scared this group of boys back again and again!

"A real man, never look back at an explosion. Lu Yifan looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle and sighed.

In an instant, more than 1,000 boys ran more than half.

But there are still half of them who are immortal, gritting their teeth and insisting.

Lu Yifan nodded, and said to this group of boys: "Admire, admire! You guys don't give up on a fart girl like me for the sake of beauty, then I can only use a big trick!"

As he spoke, Lu Yifan's skirt was lifted, his buttocks were pouted, and an incomparably long and loud stinky fart was released behind him!

Burst~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The gas was as long as the bubbles from a fire extinguisher!

A bunch of boys are staggering!

Lu Yifan picked up the lighter and set a little fire on his ass.

Roaring!!!

Lu Yifan's fart was ignited into a fierce fire dragon!

Swept away at the rest of the boys!

Now there is no need for Lu Yifan to chase it, this group of boys has already been scared!

"Mamma Mia, help! this beautiful woman is going to have fire in her ass!"

"I've never smelled such a stinky fart!"

"Damn, my hair is burned!"

"My crotch is burned!"

"Help, my Ding Ding is scorched, who will save me!!"

"Ahh!!h

Who dares to ask for this girl with Nima's ass on fire!

A group of boys finally fled in embarrassment.

Lu Yifan shrugged his shoulders helplessly, looked at the distant figures of everyone and said, "It's not that my sister doesn't give you a chance, it's that you are too weak!

Hey, why does it smell burnt?"

Lu Yifan looked down.

Nima !!!

The skirt was on fire!!!

(ps: Dongguo is about to meet his girlfriend's parents!!!! so nervous)

(End of chapter)