Chapter 263: Red Boy Joins the Group
Just when Lu Yifan was chatting with the Jade Emperor.
Bite!
The long-lost mobile phone prompt sounded.
Pick up your phone and take a look.
"The Jade Emperor invites the Good Wealth Boy to join the Heavenly Court chat group!"
Well?
Good Wealth Boy?
Lu Yifan was stunned for a moment, and then remembered who this person was.
Isn't this the famous Red Devil Red Boy!
In his previous life, Red Boy was a fire cloud boy in the sky, and he was a fairy boy beside Taishang Laojun who often helped Laojun set fire to alchemy.
Because he stole Lao Jun's elixir and couldn't contain it, he set fire to the Dan room, afraid that Lao Jun would punish him and wanted to run, and he was found by the heavenly soldiers on duty and reported to the Jade Emperor.
After the Jade Emperor sent someone to arrest him, he thought that Lao Jun's boy would be guilty of Lao Jun if he killed him, but the punishment was too small and he couldn't serve the public in front of the immortals, so Gu sent him into the nether reincarnation.
I don't want him to be reincarnated in the belly of Princess Iron Fan and become the child of the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan, he was born with three flavors of true fire in his blood, and his personality is as temperamental as fire, and he will set fire at every turn.
Bull Demon King, seeing this, went to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to find a friend Dragon King to find a baby to discipline his son, although the Dragon King's baby is too short to extinguish the three flavors of true fire, with the help of the Dragon King After inquiring about the origin of the child's reincarnation, he asked the father of the Iron Fan Princess to go to the 33rd Heaven to visit Taishang Laojun.
Lao Jun took out two fans, one fire fan and one fire extinguishing fan, to discipline the red boy.
But the red boy has a violent temper, and at the age of three, he does not want to be controlled, and he is willful.
The bull demon had no choice but to find a cave named Huoyun Cave to make him the king of the mountain, and found a group of children to play with him.
There is also a reason why Taishang Laojun gave two fans to discipline the red child.
Huoyun Boy, with a gentle temper and a free temper, is not a bad boy, the problem lies in the elixir that he eats secretly, which is why the Jade Emperor punished him for reincarnation.
The elixir he ate was made from the condensation of karma.
The elixir contains the karmic fire energy of hell, and after the Huoyun boy eats it, his own true fire and the karmic fire of the underworld are combined, how can he control this sudden huge energy, and the karmic fire will also change his mind, and the Jade Emperor also wants to reduce the karma in his body through reincarnation experience.
The fan that Lao Jun gave to the old king to extinguish the fire is used to extinguish the three flavors of the true fire, and the fan that is on fire is used to help him get angry and dissipate the karma of the karmic fire, otherwise the karma is suppressed too much, and eventually a greater disaster will break out.
So you have to let him put this fire, if you don't set it on fire, he will really explode and die.
Guanyin Bodhisattva has a treasure vase in which the poplar branch is purified and the red child's karma is cremated into a red lotus, which actually cures the red child's mental illness. This is also the right medicine!
Even Lu Yifan once suspected that his master, Taishang Laojun, was the biological father of the red child.
Why?
The Bull Demon King is a cow spirit, and the red boy has been practicing for three hundred years, and he has practiced all his skills, and he is still a child for three hundred years, why is this?
One day in the sky and one year in the ground, it was because someone took him to the heavens to cultivate, and after cultivating for three hundred days, he cultivated all his skills.
And what kind of spells are you doing?
Everyone knows that it is the three-flavor true fire that Sun Wukong is afraid of, and the three-flavor true fire is the fire burning in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, everyone thinks it is strange when they see this.
Let's talk about the fan of the Rakshasa Iron Fan Princess, the iron fan refers to the banana fan, and the artifacts in "Journey to the West" are all unique, and the fan made by Taishang Laojun's alchemy is the banana fan, which is too coincidental.
The monsters without a backstage in "Journey to the West" were all killed on the way to learn scriptures, but the red boy was accepted by Guanyin as a good wealth boy and became a fairy with a compilation and immortal books, which shows that the red boy must have a backstage.
And Taishang Lao Jungui is the head of the Three Qings, how can he take such care of a little alchemy boy?
Therefore, Lu Yifan has great reason to suspect that this product is Taishang Laojun's own son!
As soon as the red child joined the group, the immortals seemed to open the chatterbox of complaining all of a sudden, and the old immortals who had been diving for many years ran out!
Lu Dongbin: "Wow, it's actually you, the little devil, who joined the group! Back then, in front of so many immortals, you burned me down in a fire and there was only one pair of pants left, and there was no front half of the pants!"
Say, "How do you settle this account?"
Good Wealth Boy: "Amitabha, the poor monk has escaped into the empty door, and the old past has been forgotten with the wind." ”
Djinn God: "Then you went out of your way to steal Lao Tzu's Djinn Hammer to poke a big hole in someone's Howling Dog's chrysanthemum?"
It's been 3,000 years! Lao Tzu's Djinn Hammer still smells of shit!"
Good Wealth Boy: "Amitabha, donor, didn't the poor monk say, go with the wind~~~~~"
Whistling Dog: "Woo woo woo, you devil!! now I see you and feel a faint pain in the chrysanthemum!"
That giant spirit hammer bigger than a mountain, why are you so ruthless to poke my chrysanthemum?"
Rich Boy: "Go with the wind~~~~~"
Fairy Chang'e: "Little Red Devil, do you remember that you stole your sister's belly pocket back then, and then hid behind the Guanghan Palace, peeking at your sister taking a bath, and taking the belly pocket to stroke ......"
The good money boy: "Stop! Sister Chang'e, I was wrong! I shrunk !! I will promise you whatever you want!"
Fairy Chang'e: "Hmph, just you little devil, my sister can't cure you?"
Since you have offended everyone, send everyone a big red envelope to admit your mistake!"
Good Wealth Boy: "Okay, as long as Sister Chang'e doesn't mention the embarrassing mistake I committed when I was a child, it's easy to say anything!"
Finally!
Finally, a new god came in and gave out red envelopes!
Lu Yifan no longer paid attention to the boys in front of him, and stared at his mobile phone intently.
Clairvoyant: "Come on, the little red devil is going to give out red envelopes!!"
Shunfeng Ear: "And you said, I heard it a long time ago!"
Electric mother: "I want the biggest red envelope (three drooling expressions)"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Hahaha, I heard that the good fortune boy got a lot of rare treasures from the Bodhisattva, this time, my old pig is going to grab a shot!"
Countless diving immortals are collectively bubbling, ready to grab red envelopes!
"The red envelope is coming!"
Lu Yifan was short of breath, his eyes were glued to the screen, his left hand was holding the mobile phone tightly, and his right index finger was against the screen, ready for anything.
Once the red envelope appears, grab it quickly!
Airplanes!
The phone shook, a red light flashed on the screen, and a red envelope jumped out from the bottom.
Lu Yifan pressed his finger as fast as he could!
After years of training to grab red envelopes, his speed is definitely not more than 0.001 seconds!
The light flashed, and a message appeared on the screen.
The hand is slow, and the red envelope has been snatched up!
it!
I'm the cultivation of the Supreme Jin Dan, and I've robbed so many red envelopes, but I still can't rob you tentacle monsters?
(End of chapter)