Mom's, I was actually confused by the appearance of that little girl!

It is difficult to draw dragons and tigers, and it is difficult to draw bones, and you don't know your heart!

At this point, even regrets are too late.

At that moment, Xu Moqiu only felt like a knife in his abdomen, and at the same time, a strong sense of stool like thunder surged, and he hurriedly grabbed the paper on Gao Yuanjun's table, and didn't even have time to say hello to him, covering his belly for three steps and running towards the public toilet at the end of the corridor.

Hurriedly came to the toilet, found a fairly clean cubicle, and without any hesitation, untied the belt and squatted down.

"Crackling" is like a flood opening the floodgates, Xu Moqiu vividly pulled a large bubble of excrement, and suddenly felt extremely comfortable, but secretly swore in his heart: This revenge will not be revenged!

At the same time, a slightly hoarse voice sounded at the door of the men's toilet: "Da Lang, are you sure they have already entered?"

"Don't worry, Brother Gangmen, I saw with my own eyes, the teachers in the office ran to the toilet in groups!"

"Haha, I didn't expect this time there was a pot of dishes!

"Very good! Inform the Steel Helm and execute the final judgment on them immediately!"

"Roger!"

At this moment, in addition to the sound of "crackling" in the men's toilet, there are bursts of painful moans.

Especially Gao Yuanjun, his intestines are almost repentant! As a Chinese teacher, how could he forget the phrase "trouble comes from the mouth"?

He ate the most dishes in Xu Moqiu's box, and naturally he also pulled the worst. It was easy to empty the intestines, and as soon as he stood up, the chrysanthemum loosened again, and he had no choice but to squat down again.

After more than a dozen times in a row, he was already stretched weak, and if it wasn't for the support of a resentment, it is estimated that he would have fainted long ago.

These little rabbits don't know how many laxatives they put in their dishes!

At that moment, a cacophony sounded, and then a boy's voice was heard, "Guess which compartment our dear homeroom teacher is?"

Another obscene voice sounded: "Hehe, what else to guess? Isn't it okay to say hello one by one?"

"Makes sense, brothers, do it! Let them feel our enthusiasm. ”

"Quack, Quack, face the bomb!"

Gao Yuanjun was puzzled, when he suddenly smelled the smell of something burning, and when he raised his head, he just saw a lit firecracker falling from the sky in a beautiful parabola, impartially falling into the pit at his feet!

Not good!

Gao Yuanjun was so shocked that he didn't have time to lift his pants, he pushed open the door and threw himself out, and at this moment the mischievous students were already gone.

With the same treatment, there are several other pits.

"Woohoo"

The sound of firecrackers exploding sounded, and the feces and urine splashed more than one person high.

For a while, the ceiling, the wall, the ground, and the bodies of several pit friends were covered with filth and ......

"Little rabbit, wait! Lao Tzu can't spare you......" Gao Yuanjun's angry roar came from the toilet.

Xu Moqiu didn't know how long he had been squatting in the toilet, and when he stood up, he only felt dizzy and trembling in his limbs, his forehead was full of sweat, and he barely stood up against the wall of the toilet, and looked at the paper in his hand, which had bottomed out.

This matter must not be done by Master Xu alone, there are definitely the same party!

I don't have to say, this feud has been written down again.

However, the top priority now is to go to the infirmary to order the medicine first, and there is a class meeting waiting for him at the end of the afternoon. If you face those birdmen in their current state, God knows what tricks they will play!

"Click"

I opened the bathroom and walked out with difficulty against the wall.

As a result, Xu Moqiu saw a familiar stranger in the toilet.

She is actually Teacher Zhou who beat herself with high heels before!

It stands to reason that this is their second time meeting, and it is necessary to say hello, but ...... This occasion seems a little out of place.

"Ahh......h Why are you in the women's bathroom? Hooligan! Pervert! Big pervert! Old lady beats you shameless animal!"

At the same time, he skillfully took off his big red heels.

Lady?

Xu Moqiu was stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked around, and sure enough, he didn't find a urine tank or a standing urinal.

You don't have to think about it to know that he was in too much of a hurry just now, forgot to look at the sign next to the toilet for a while, and plunged directly into the women's toilet.

Of course, it was precisely because of this that he successfully avoided the firecracker tragedy.

Anxious like a frightened bird, panicked like a fish that has slipped through the net.

Xu Moqiu didn't have time to explain anything to Teacher Zhou, so he directly hugged his head and trotted all the way to the teaching building, and was relieved to see that no one was chasing him.

Since then, I don't know when there was another rumor that Xu Moqiu was in love with the old virgin and chased to the women's toilet and was rejected......

The school infirmary is not too far from the high school teaching building, and following the signs, Xu Moqiu quickly came to the door of the infirmary, of course, on the way, he pulled it twice very happily.

The infirmary was spacious and bright, and the moment he walked to the door, Xu Moqiu smelled a familiar smell of formalin.

The door of the room was open, and through the crack in the door, a woman in a white coat and a mask could be faintly seen, crouching on the table and writing something. For some reason, looking at Xu Moqiu from the side of his face, he always felt as if he had seen this person somewhere.

"Woo woo" Xu Moqiu knocked on the door very politely.

"Please come in. ”

The familiar and unfamiliar voice made Xu Moqiu stunned for a moment, and then quickly came back to his senses, pushed open the door and walked in.

The moment the woman saw Xu Moqiu, she was stunned for a moment, then frowned, and said with a look of disgust: "Why are you?"

Xu Moqiu smiled bitterly: "Isn't that me?" ”

The person in front of him is none other than Xu Moqiu's sister-in-law No. 1 - Lu Caidie.

At the beginning, because of a misunderstanding, I hated myself to the core.

The so-called enemies are very red when they meet, and Lu Caidie can give him a good face, then it's weird!

Lu Caidie was wearing a white nurse's uniform, and her black hair was flying in the wind like a silky waterfall. The bright and deep eyes are so moving, and the delicate curtains make people feel that even the gap between opening and closing their eyes is so striking.

With a perfect face shape and skin as white as cherry blossom snow, how can there be such a beautiful nurse in the world?

This woman should only be in the sky, and there is only one person who falls into the mortal dust by mistake.

The women of the Lu family, in terms of appearance, are really demonic existences.

What Xu Moqiu couldn't figure out was that she wasn't working in the field? How could she be here? Could it be ......

Lu Caidie's beautiful eyes frowned slightly, looked at Xu Moqiu, and looked cold: "What are you doing here?"

By implication, you're not welcome here, get out of here!

If it were usual, Xu Moqiu would really not use a hot face to stick a cold buttocks, even if the opposite is a beauty?

Can ...... now But the body couldn't help him do that.

Scratching his head in embarrassment, he smacked his face and said, "That...... I have a bad stomach at noon, you give me some medicine. ”

Lu Caidie rolled her eyes, and said angrily: "Aren't you a cook yourself, can you still eat bad stomachs?" Hurry up, don't come to make trouble for me if it's okay, otherwise I'll tell my sister, you will harass me!

Wronged, great wronged!

Xu Moqiu almost didn't look up to the sky and called Qu Lai, thought about it, and said honestly: "I really have a bad stomach, I've been pulling it for a long time, really, my large intestine is almost pulled out! Caidie, you don't remember the villain, give me some medicine! Those rabbit cubs in our class, hey...... Forget it, it's all tears if you talk too much. ”

"Your class?" Lu Caidie hugged her crisp chest and looked at Xu Moqiu with a strange expression. There was a clear look in his eyes and he said, "Can a person like you be a teacher?"

Xu Moqiu directly chose to ignore her reaction, and nodded hurriedly: "Yes, I forgot to tell you, I am now a people's teacher of Guan Rong, uh...... The homeroom teacher of the third class of the first year of high school is a part-time Chinese teacher! This matter is absolutely true, if you don't believe it, you can ask the principal. ”

Lu Caidie was speechless.

What kind of world is this?

A person who only eats soft rice all day long, and is useless except for cooking and housework, actually became a teacher......! But fortunately, this guy actually became the head teacher of the third class of high school without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and he didn't have to do it himself in the future, and someone would clean him up.

At this moment, Xu Moqiu's state is indeed not optimistic, his face is sallow, his lips are chapped, his forehead is full of sweat, he is weak to speak, and he looks completely strained and collapsed.

Lu Caidie secretly applauded in her heart: Yes!

The so-called doctor's parents' heart, in front of the doctor, there are only eternal patients, and there are no absolute enemies.

Lu Caidie has always been soft-hearted, although the person in front of him is his brother-in-law who he is very disgusted with, Lu Caidie still patiently looked at his tongue coating, checked his pulse, and said expressionlessly: "You have suffered severe collapse and need to be treated immediately." ”

Another wave of convenience came, Xu Moqiu resisted that impulse, nodded and said, "It's okay, I'll listen to you." ”

Lu Caidie didn't say much, turned around and made a fuss on the iron frame behind him, took out a super-large syringe that he could only use to inject pigs in his memory, and said to Xu Moqiu: "I'll give you an injection first, and then prescribe some medicine, and it should be fine if you take it." ”

Xu Moqiu didn't know anything about this, so he had to nod.

Although it is an embarrassing thing to take off his pants in front of his sister-in-law, he can't be allowed to ink at this time - if he grinds again, he should pull the inside of his crotch.

Seeing Xu Moqiu exposing half of his ass in front of him, for some reason, Lu Caidie's pretty face suddenly turned red.

Taking a deep breath, I don't know if it was revenge or what, I looked at Xu Moqiu's blood vessels, jumped up suddenly, and pierced the long needle tip directly into Xu Moqiu's body.

Yes, that's right, Xu Moqiu saw it very clearly through the mirror on the ground in front of him, that is, he jumped up and pierced! without the slightest hesitation! There was even a hint of evil smile on the corner of his mouth!

Can this Nima be a normal person?

"Ahh

Lu Caidie smiled and comforted behind her: "Don't move!

said this on his lips, but his hands were secretly bad, holding down the syringe and refusing to let go, with a posture of wanting to stuff all the syringes into Xu Moqiu's buttocks.

Xu Moqiu gritted his teeth and complained: "Light...... Tap! you ...... It's so rude!"

He can bet that this injection is definitely suspected of personal vendetta in the communiqué! Mother, otherwise who would have a doctor give people such an injection? This is completely embarrassing to death!

Lu Caidie held the syringe and said, "Hmph, sister, my technique, aren't you still at ease?"

Rest assured, my ass is about to rot, let me rest assured?Xu Moqiu gritted his teeth and gurgled: "Slow down...... Hurt...... Hiss ......"

"What's the call? My sister has experience in this regard, don't move! I'm already halfway inside, relax! Don't move, enjoy it." ”

"Oh, no, no, I can't stand it!"