In the school, except for day students who have handled the pass, other students are strictly prohibited from leaving the school during non-holiday hours, and the school is very strict in handling the pass, and the number of places in a class will not exceed five.

Even in order to catch some students who climbed over the wall at noon, afternoon and evening, a patrol group was set up, led by Vice Principal Liao Yibao.

He used to be a fellow resident student and naturally knew what the food in the cafeteria was like, but if he took leave to go out to eat, it wouldn't be a big deal.

Xu Moqiu thought for a while, nodded and said, "Yes." ”

"Teacher, and me!"

"And me!"

Seeing that Xu Moqiu agreed, the classroom suddenly boiled.

Xu Moqiu waved his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet, and then said, "Female classmates can come to me to get a leave slip during recess." ”

Wu Guokui hurriedly asked, "Teacher, what about the male classmate?"

Xu Moqiu did not answer this question directly, and asked rhetorically: "I believe you have your own methods. ”

Someone raised his hand and said, "Teacher, are you encouraging us to climb the wall?"

"I didn't say anything!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly shook his head and denied it, "In short, set a rule for everyone today, the leave slip in this class is only open to girls." As for the boys, figure it out yourself. ”

A boy instantly shouted: "Teacher, you are discriminating! I protest! Why can only girls use it, but we can't?"

A voice came from a dark corner of the classroom: "If we can bleed seven days a month, what about you!"

"That's it, Teacher Xu, this is pity for the jade!"

"Phew, straight man of steel, he still wants to chase our family Guiying, go to death!"

In an instant, Xu Moqiu won the support of most of the girls, and a smile of successful trickery suddenly hung on the corner of his mouth.

What's the scariest thing in the world?

Popularity?

No, that's only half the story, the correct answer is a woman's heart!

As long as you get the support of all the girls in the class, and then use them to control these boys, hehe...... This trick drives the tiger and devours the wolf, which is really wonderful.

Sure enough, it's a group of little children who haven't grown all their hair, and they are fighting with me and someone, playing with them at any time, and their strength is not at the same level at all.

Time passed quickly, the bell rang for the end of class, and Xu Moqiu was just about to leave, when there was a hula, and a large group of students rushed up, surrounding him.

The teacher on the left and the teacher on the right, the questions asked are all inconsequential.

For the enthusiasm of the students, Xu Moqiu naturally couldn't refuse, and he was able to get out until the class bell rang.

Wiping the sweat on his forehead, Xu Moqiu quickly noticed that something was wrong! Although he reacted quickly, he still took a step slower, and watched as the inferior trousers on his body fell from his waist to his knees, revealing the black boxers on his lower body, as well as two hairy thighs!

Coincidentally, this scene happened to be seen by the teacher who came to the English class with the lesson plan.

It is said that this week, the teacher is not married in his forties, his face is pockmarked, his body is shriveled, and he belongs to the kind of older unmarried young woman, and suddenly he saw a handsome young man taking off his pants in front of him, and he was excited in his heart!

Suddenly blushed, took off the old-fashioned red high heels on the soles of his feet, and exhaled according to Xu Moqiu's head, and said in his mouth: "Shameless!"

Even if the monkey is in a hurry, he can't be in the hallway! At least he has to have a meal first, get in touch with each other, and then sing karaoke and open a room or something......

Xu Moqiu hurriedly lifted his pants and hugged his head, and greeted the eighteenth generation of the birdman ancestors who cut off his belt. You don't have to think about it to know that those students must have surrounded him for a while, cutting it off while he wasn't paying attention.

Seeing Xu Moqiu returning to the office intact, a trace of surprise flashed in Gao Yuanjun's eyes, and he hurried to greet him, and said, "Xiao Xu, you're back, how is it?" Do you want me to help you contact an ambulance or crematorium?"

Get in touch with a hairy egg!

"How's that? I'm fine. Xu Moqiu pretended not to care and said, "Although a group of children are a little naughty, they still respect me, and we get along very well......

"Oh, that's good. Gao Yuanjun naturally didn't believe his nonsense, looked out the window and said, "Xiao Xu, you are new to the school, you don't know much about the school environment, everyone has no classes, I will take you to the school to go around, how about getting familiar with the environment?"

"Hmm...... This ...... "If the belt is intact, Xu Moqiu will naturally not refuse, but now he can't follow him around the campus with his pants, right?"

After thinking about it, he shirked and said: "The environment can be understood sooner or later, there is no hurry, yesterday the principal took the wrong student's file, wasting my work all night, I have to hurry up and conduct further research on them." ”

In any case, Xu Moqiu's work attitude still made Gao Yuanjun very satisfied, and he nodded again and again: "Not bad, not bad! What young people lack now is your drive!"

"Hehe, Team Leader Gao laughed, let's smoke ...... Hey...... I ......" Gao Yuanjun is the head of the grade group, and there will be many opportunities to deal with him in the future, Xu Moqiu was about to take out a cigarette from his pocket, but the moment he put his hand into his trouser pocket, he touched his thigh.

When I looked down, I didn't know when, my trouser pocket had already been cut by a sharp weapon, and my wallet was gone!

You don't have to think about it to know that this is the work of those little bunnies!

What a move! It really made people unguardable, and Xu Moqiu realized that he still underestimated them too much.

I was secretly annoyed in my heart: Good boy! This hatred, Lao Tzu remembered!

Gao Yuanjun handed over a cigarette and looked at Xu Moqiu who was groping around with his body with a strange expression: "What is Xiao Xu looking for?"

"Oh...... It's nothing, it's just hemorrhoids, and some are not very comfortable. Xu Moqiu casually made up a reason to prevaricate, and took out the students' files from the cabinet with a depressed face.

However, the more I think about it, the more angry I get, the more angry I think, where can I see something in my head.

Xindao: Today is majestic, how can we get along tomorrow? No, this field must be recovered.

Gao Yuanjun seemed to be very idle, pulling a chair and sitting beside him: "I didn't expect Xiao Xu to have hemorrhoids at a young age......! Forget it, brother, I recommend a medicine to you, the kind that is applied externally, and the effect is good...... I think I had hemorrhoids back then, they were all rotten......"

Go to Nima's private life is inappropriate!Xu Moqiu almost didn't tear the belt off and smack him on the head.

Hemorrhoids, not AIDS! Besides, I just said it casually, and I don't have that disease.

Patiently listened to him finish speaking, and happened to turn to his Panasonic cut Kiel's file, I have to say, although this guy looks stumbling, but his grades are not ordinary cows, he is actually the first in the class!

The total score is as high as 700 points! But what makes Xu Moqiu very unhappy is that this Mao's language score is actually zero points!

If you want to score zero in the Chinese test, there is only one possibility, and that is to hand in a blank paper.

Insult! This is clearly a naked insult to the Chinese teacher! Mother's! Just like when he allowed someone to score zero in the English test.

Xu Moqiu almost jumped up in anger, turned his head to Gao Yuanjun and said, "Team Leader Gao, there are a lot of foreign students in our school, right?"

"Foreign students? Gao Yuanjun smiled, took out a cigarette and handed it over, and continued, "Actually, there are only three of them in the school, and I specially arranged them in the third class, don't you feel moved?"

I was so moved that I wanted to hold a gel pen...... No, the broom pole pokes you in the ass!

This Nima is a human thing? Why don't you put them in your own class?

Gao Yuanjun handed over the lighter: "The identities of these three students are a little special, you don't have to deliberately restrict them from anything." It's better to pretend that it doesn't exist. Besides, you can also see their results, and with them, the average score of your class can rise a lot, which is not a good thing. ”

Xu Moqiu felt very uncomfortable in his heart, the grades of his class actually relied on such three strange and disrespectful people to support...... It felt as bad as choking on poop.

In order to take care of the teachers, the school specially bought them a microwave oven, and some teachers who live far away will choose to bring a boxed lunch to solve the problem of lunch.

Of course, there are also a few day students who are too lazy to go home at noon, and they will bring a boxed lunch to process and heat it.

Xu Moqiu didn't know about this before, and he didn't prepare a boxed lunch, plus his wallet was stolen by those rabbit cubs, and lunch was missing.

When he was hesitating whether to go to Lu Zhe for support, a figure suddenly appeared at the door of the office, his head opened inward, and when he saw Xu Moqiu, he hurriedly beckoned to him.

This girl Xu Moqiu has the impression that it is his own family, the female classmate named Xu Shishi.

Xu Moqiu stood up and walked out, it was not a big deal if the belt was broken, and he happened to find a needle and thread in the cabinet, and sewed it directly, and it was okay to use. It seems that his ex is very experienced in this area!

The little girl stuffed the bag in her hand into Xu Moqiu's hand, and said with a red face: "Teacher, I want to eat with my classmates at noon, and I can't eat the boxed lunch I brought, so I'll give it to you!"

After the little girl finished speaking, she blushed and trotted away.

It's really a shy child! But it's okay, it's better to have food than to be hungry, and the children of this family are sensible! Give her a hundred likes!

The gloom in my heart disappeared in that moment, and I said in my heart: these children are just a little naughty, and they are not hopeless.

The meals were packed separately, and when they were opened, the gluttonous worms in Xu Moqiu's stomach were instantly hooked out.

Good guys! There are fish and meat, shrimp and vegetables, quite hearty! Judging from the aroma, they are almost catching up with their own cooking!

Time flies quickly, and in the blink of an eye, the bell rings for the end of the last class, and the teachers return to the office one after another.

Gao Yuanjun also brought a boxed lunch, and greeted Xu Moqiu: "Come on, come on, Xiao Xu come and sit, everyone is colleagues, don't see each other like this." If there's something good, let's share it together!"

For convenience, everyone's meals are packed separately, and each of them puts the dishes they bring in the middle, so that everyone can taste a variety of dishes, Xu Moqiu heated the box lunch, and also moved the stool to sit over.

Of course, the people gathered together were all big men, and the female teachers were together at another table.

Gao Yuanjun very attentively picked up a piece of tenderloin from the lunch box in the middle of the table and put it in Xu Moqiu's box of rice: "Come, Xiao Xu, try the slippery tenderloin made by my wife!"

"Here, this is my sweet and sour fish that I made myself. ”

"Hey, this is my mother's specialty, pot wrapped meat! Taste, taste!"

The enthusiasm of his colleagues made Xu Moqiu almost moved to tears, and pushed his share of the dish to the middle: "You also taste mine, you're welcome! ”

"Good, good!"

If you want to fit in with a group, a meal is the best choice, and of course, if you have alcohol, you can get twice the result with half the effort.

After a meal, Xu Moqiu quickly got into a heated fight with these colleagues.

After the meal, a group of big men lay on their chairs and chatted about unnutritious topics.

Mathematics teacher Tang Qianjun picked his teeth while reminiscing about the braised prawns just now, and said to Xu Moqiu: "Xiao Xu's skills are good, this taste can catch up with the restaurant." ”

Although this is the case, Xu Moqiu said very modestly this time: "Where, where! On the first day I came, how could I have time to make a boxed lunch, which was given to me by one of my students." ”

History teacher Yu Jianxing took out a cigarette and leaned over: "Oh? It seems that Xiao Xu is very popular with students?

Xu Moqiu took the cigarette and put it in his mouth, and said with a smile: "I am not talented, and I am now the head teacher and Chinese teacher of the third class of high school." ”

"Oh, high school...... Wait, how many classes are you talking about?" Yu Jianxing almost choked to death from the smoke he inhaled into his lungs, his face full of horror.

The speed of this change of face made Xu Moqiu inexplicable: "The third class of high school, what's wrong?"

"Ahh

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.

Gao Yuanjun's face was as black as Bao Gong, and he didn't even know that the cigarette butt fell into the crotch of his pants, and said with a trembling voice: "You...... You mean, that lunch was given to you by your classmates too?"

Xu Moqiu nodded: "That's right, what's wrong?" It tastes pretty good. ”

What's wrong?

It's a big problem, okay!

You dare to take out the boxed lunch of the third class of high school?

Yu Jianxing covered his belly and said with a resentful expression: "Xiao Xu, we treat you well, why do you want to harm us? No, Team Leader Gao, I ask for leave! I want to go to the hospital for gastric lavage!"

Tang Qianjun stood up and said, "Old Yu, I'm with you." ”

"And me!"

"I'll go too!"

"Okay, let's form a group, maybe we can get a group purchase price!"

Looking at the appearance of this group of birdmen, it seems as if they are about to burp.

Mom's, isn't it just that my stomach hurts a little, and it's worth making such a fuss...... Wait!Stomach ache?

Xu Moqiu's face suddenly turned pale: It's not good! It's special!