Electric Mother: "Yifan Immortal Friend, why don't you talk again? Aren't these things normal?"

Are you mortals more conservative than our gods?"

Lu Yifan: "The divine realm routine is deep! I'm just a simple child, why should I bear such a filthy thing!"

Electric mother: "Don't give me a calf! How many wives do you have?"

Just ask if there's any way you can help me?

I can't help it, I can continue to use lotus root!"

Lu Yifan: "Khan, don't be impatient, don't be impatient, you wait for me!"

The old woman who guards the empty room is really irritable!

Lu Yifan complained in his heart.

"Lao Tzu must be the group of people who scold me, be struck by lightning!

But what's the solution?

Well...... I have to come up with something that is unique to the earth...... Well?!

With !!"

Lu Yifan thought carefully for a while, and immediately ran to the adult product store across the street and bought a lot of various props used by actresses in island movies.

These things, to be honest, are no stranger to everyone in the mortal world.

All over the street, you can find any adult product store or even a drugstore.

It's not a big deal at all.

But for the gods, this thing is rare!

Because there is no one in heaven!

The only one in the mortal world!

Lu Yifan: "Electric Mother, are you ready to accept my gift?"

Dento: "What gift?"

Lu Yifan packed these props and sent them directly to the electric mother.

Electricity Mother: "Huh, how do you use these things?"

Lu Yifan: "There is a point on these props, and that is the switch."

Click on it and you're ready to go. ”

Electric Mother: "Wow!! it's amazing!! it's so much more amazing than my fruits and vegetables!"

Thank you Yifan Immortal Friend!"

Lu Yifan: "That...... I'd like to ask you for a favor, you see?"

Electric Mother: "Those mortals dare to offend a mortal immortal, the crime is unforgivable! You wait, I will immediately take my husband's thunder hammer, and their souls will be annihilated by electricity!"

I guarantee that there will be no remnants left!"

The woman who guards the empty boudoir alone is so afraid!

Lu Yifan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.

The next moment.

Lu Yifan saw that above the Chinese sky, thunder was flashing.

A thunderbolt in the clouds turned into countless thunder horses, rushing towards the world!

......

......

米国体育集团.

Editor-in-chief Richard Tyson is roaring angrily with a cup of coffee!

"Who asked you to write an apology letter to Lu Yifan?

If he wins, he wins, so why apologize?

Winning must be because of doping!

How can the physique of the Chinese people be more powerful than Phelps in our country?"

"Editor-in-chief, there's no way, there's a protest from the Huaxia Embassy, we ......"

"What are we? What about protests? We are the father of the United States! We are the masters of the world!

Which country in the world is not allowed to act in the eyes of our father?

Change it for me!

Let's just write that Lu Yifan won the championship because of doping! In fact, the championship belongs to Phelps!

Change it now!"

Just as Richard Tyson roared.

Outside the window of the 30-story building where he was, a terrible thunder horse suddenly appeared!

The thunder horse is more than ten meters tall, and its whole body is composed of thunder and lightning!

With a frantic roar, it smashed headlong through the glass of the building!

The next moment!

Bang bang bang!

In the newspaper office, just like the explosion special effects of the blockbuster in the United States!

Flames and lightning are everywhere!

Then the whole building was disconnected from the middle by this thunder horse!

As soon as this edifice falls!

The buildings next to it, and the buildings connected to it, fell like dominoes!

Countless people have died because of this terrible natural disaster!

Same thing.

It occurs in various countries such as the United Kingdom, island nations, stick nations, etc.

The whole world was shocked by the lightning disaster!

"Is it the end of the world?"

"Why is this catastrophic weather happening?"

"I've heard that the first person to be struck by lightning didn't even have his ashes left, as if he had disappeared out of thin air. ”

"Don't say it, it's terrible!"

"yes, horror movies aren't so scary!"

Netizens from all over the world are expressing their opinions online.

Suddenly, someone made a post that made people all over the world gasp.

"Don't you notice that the first person to be electrocuted has something in common?

And don't you notice that people are electrocuted all over the world, but there is only one country that doesn't have a lightning disaster?"

As soon as this post was issued, no one cared about it at first.

But when the landlord put the data out, everyone was shocked!

Landlord: "The only country that has not had a lightning disaster - Huaxia Country!"

The first group of people to be electrocuted were all media industry practitioners!

And they have published false news reports insulting Lu Yifan before, or when he did!

The following is a table of data I have collected, so you can see if what I said is true or false. ”

"OMG!"

"It's true!"

"My scalp is numb!"

"Before, it was said on the Internet that Lu Yifan was the son of God, but I didn't believe it, but now my three views have been defeated!

"Hahaha, stupid guys! I have already bought a photo of Lu Yifan, burned incense and knelt down at my house!"

"I'm going to buy it too, I'm going to worship Lu Yifan like a god!"

"Yes! Believe in one fan, and you will have eternal life!"

"The Son of God Who Walks in the World!!"

“......”

Even Lu Yifan didn't expect that he just wanted to take revenge on the person who humiliated him.

As a result, things went in a direction he didn't expect.

In all countries of the world, there are countless people who believe that Lu Yifan is the son of God!

They all regard Lu Yifan as their own god and believe in it!

Following.

On this morning, it is the proudest and most advantageous project in the baseball country - taekwondo!

Five hours before the start of the taekwondo competition.

The people of the country could not sit still.

All kinds of touting, overwhelming.

"No. 1 in the world in the baseball country! Today's championship and gold medal are secure!"

"Yesterday, our country was taken away by Huaxia Yin and won a gold medal, and we will definitely be able to take it back today!"

"Do you think that Yin Jinda, a player from our national team, will kill Lu Yifan in a few seconds?"

"Three seconds, I bet!"

"Pull it down, I bet on a knock! Directly beat Lu Yifan to his knees on the ground and call Dad!"

"Yin Jinda Oba, come on, I support you!"

"In the past few days, I have seen that the Huaxia team has been winning the championship, and I am very depressed, so I expect taekwondo to tyrannize Huaxia!"

The media of the baseball country also began to tout and celebrate early.

"Today's strongest taekwondo player Yin Jinda in the baseball country will tyrannize Huaxia Lu Yifan"

"Netizens are betting that Lu Yifan can last a few seconds under Yin Jinda"

"Some experts reported that Lu Yifan's physique is at least ten times weaker than Yin Jinda"

(End of chapter)