Chapter 166: Female Driver's Electric Mother (Second Shift)
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Erlang God Yang Jian: "Neon Dress Fairy...... Can you be a little more reserved?"
Howling Sky Dog: "Is the always innocent neon dress fairy swollen? Why are you so coquettish today?"
Yue Lao: "It's not because I saw the handsome body of a fan immortal!"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Woo woo woo...... Envy, jealousy, hatred, when will my old pig let the fairy see wet!"
Fairy in Dress: "What are you thinking one by one? I mean my eyes are wet!"
A group of filthy demon kings!! or our family's mortal purity!"
Immortals: "???"
Lu Yifan is pure?
Nima!
The mortal world doesn't know how many little wives he has received, if he is pure, there will be no one in these three realms who is lewd!
Lu Yifan: "Ahem...... I have a matter to ask for help from all the immortals.
There are people in the dust who slander me and dishonor me.
But my consciousness can't envelop the earth, and I can find them out one by one.
What can I do?"
Marshal Tianpeng: "If I make a move, I might be able to solve them in a few seconds." But the rules don't allow it. ”
Sun Wukong: "No way, my old grandson is already an immortal, and it is not allowed to slaughter mortals at will, otherwise the Jade Emperor and Rulai will punish me." ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Amitabha, an immortal friend, I advise you to be kind......!
You can't help it if you're not kind, I don't want to talk about you anymore.
Only to distinguish the ...... of the divine period"
"The ...... of the Goddess of Mercy with a black belly"
Erlang God Yang Jian: "This kind of thing seems to have happened before."
300,000 years ago, it seemed that a cult appeared in the mortal dust to humiliate the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor issued a decree and ordered the Thunder Male and Electric Mother to rain down the thunder and chop all the people to death.
There's no soul left!
Ahem, I didn't remind you to go to Lei Gongdian, I didn't say it, I withdrew this message. ”
Erlang God Yang Jian withdrew a message.
Lu Yifan: "Hehe, thank you Erlang! I'll go to Lei Gongdian immediately!"
flipped through the group members' avatars.
Lu Yifan immediately found the avatar of the electric mother.
The electric mother is a very plump and sexy married woman.
There is also a very fashionable wavy curl, and the electric light on the hair is bursting, which makes the electric mother look heroic and majestic.
As for appearance, everyone who has become an immortal can easily modify their appearance.
The appearance of the electric mother is naturally also beautiful, but the temperament is not as dusty as the Nishang Fairy and the Chang'e Fairy.
But it is definitely more amazing than the woman in the mortal world!
This kind of high-ranking god is more than a cold and glamorous president.
Compared with the empress who has the supreme power in the mortal world, after reading it, it makes men have the desire to conquer (harmony).
I went to the circle of friends and saw a few photos.
Lu Yifan found that the electric mother actually likes to wear sexy swimsuits!
The breasts, the legs, and the vest line!
Seeing it made Lu Yifan drool.
Bite!
Lu Yifan was still admiring the photo of the electric mother, but the mobile phone rang.
Instead, the electric mother sent a message first, asking to add him as a friend.
Electric mother: "Yifan immortal friend, I just saw the news in the group."
Humiliate your mortals, I can help you electrocute them all!
Even the annihilation of the soul is only a matter of minutes.
But I also have something to ask for!
You help me first, and I can help you!"
Lu Yifan: "Okay, what do you want the electric mother to ask for, what do you want me to do for you?"
Electronist: "Actually...... I'm embarrassed to say it...... I heard before that you gave Fairy Zixia a bottle of medicine.
The matchmaking was successful, and the Great Sage and her gave birth to a monkey, right?"
Lu Yifan: "Huh? Could it be that Lei Gong also needs to take medicine?"
Isn't that right...... You're married!
You don't need that thing to reconcile, do you?"
Electric: "I don't need medicine!
Lei Gong's flowery radish raised a bunch of goblins outside.
I didn't return home all day in the name of work, and I was left alone in an empty room, depressed and unhappy......"
Lu Yifan: "Uh...... You want me to persuade Lei Gong to change his mind, right?
But I don't know him well!"
Electric Mother: "Of course not!
I didn't bother to pay attention to his big pig's trotters!
I want Yifan Immortal Friends to help solve my physiological needs!
You know what it's like to be alone in an empty room?"
"Poof......
Seeing the information on the screen, Lu Yifan spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
He was so frightened that he threw his phone on the ground.
If it weren't for the fact that this is the strongest immortal machine, which is extremely hard, it is estimated that it would have been smashed to pieces.
"Electric mother, this Nima is going to kill me!"
Lu Yifan is infinitely confused.
Although your electric mother is indeed a sexy and explosive wife beauty.
But is it really good to let Brother openly cuckold Lei Gong?
The key is that this is still the initiative of the electric mother!
I didn't expect you to be such an electric mother!
You should be called a super female driver!
Electric Mother: "Yifan Immortal Friend, why don't you reply?" (a puzzled expression)
Lu Yifan: "Uh...... The electric mother is big, although I am handsome and golden, but I can't help you with this...... After all, I'm a good young man with discipline!"
Electric Mother: "??? Discipline?
Where do you want to go?
Family...... They just wanted you to help, but they didn't ask you to help personally!
I just want you to help me give you a way to satisfy yourself without a man!"
Lu Yifan: "Khan ...... Electric mother, you can explain it clearly!
If you were in the mortal world, I would have thought you were going to ask me out!
It's hard not to want to be crooked!"
Electric mother: "(sticking out her tongue) Okay, okay, it's wrong!"
Getting back to the point, you are in the mortal world, you are well-informed, what methods are popular among your women over there to solve their needs?"
Popular?
What is the word for this Nima?
If a mortal woman looks as beautiful, sexy and temperamental as you, do you still need to solve it yourself?
Lu Yifan rolled his eyes, and was completely defeated by the female driver of the electric mother!
But looking back, some single older female slings do have their own set of methods.
Think about it for a moment......
(End of chapter)