Volume 2 Super Teacher Chapter 218 Canteen Turmoil (I)
As he spoke, he stood up, Xu Moqiu directly pressed him back, and knocked on the table: "Excuse me, can you make a draft first if you lie in the future?" Hmm? Didn't your great-grandmother die last week? Get married again today? Are you going to the funeral or have a wedding wine? Sit for me." ”
"Uh......" Niu Gangmen shook his head and argued forcefully, "The great-grandmother last time is not the same person as this time......
Xu Moqiu squinted his eyes: "Meaning, your great-grandfather has more than one wife?
Niu Gangmen straightened his chest: "Of course, the men of my Niu family, all of them are men who stand up to the sky, and it is normal for three wives and four concubines to be normal, okay?"
"Don't talk nonsense, you just broke the sky today, and you don't want to get out of this canteen for half a step!
Xu Moqiu didn't know that the other two were deserters, thinking that since the poor road was going to die, it was better to pull one of them together. Naturally, he refused to let Niu Gangmen leave, and fiercely sandwiched a large number of strange dishes into his bowl.
Niu Gangmen was about to cry, but he didn't dare to disobey him, so he had to stuff the food into his mouth. Several times I almost spit it out in my mouth.
Xu Moqiu finally couldn't bear it and stood up: "Forget it, don't eat it, this thing is really not for people to eat, let's go." ”
Niu Gangmen was instantly moved to tears, pulled his sleeve, and said with a handful of tears and snot: "Teacher, you are the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering!"
As soon as they took two steps, a tall and majestic figure stood in front of them, and someone came holding an iron spoon with a big head, slamming it to his chest and shouting: "Stop me!"
Xu Moqiu looked puzzled: "What's wrong?"
"The school cafeteria has a CD-ROM plan, and the food must be eaten up! Otherwise, students will deduct points and employees will be fined! The whole school will be criticized!" The aunt took out a crumpled note from her butt pocket as she spoke, and shook it in front of Xu Moqiu.
"A fine?"
Aunt's nostrils are facing the sky: "You think it's fake?"
"I have to be rich if I am fined!" Xu Moqiu shook his legs and posed like a ruffian.
Seeing that this little white face still wants to be a scoundrel, she suddenly sneered: "No money? If there is no money, it will be deducted from your salary when the time comes!"
Xu Moqiu suddenly smiled: "Salary?
"You don't have a salary, who are you?" the aunt didn't believe it.
"You go outside and inquire! Who am I, Xu Moqiu, and I have a salary?" Speaking of this, Xu Moqiu became a little proud.
That's right, he's an iron rooster now, and no one wants to pluck a hair out of him.
The aunt rolled up her sleeves and showed the pimples on her arms: "It turns out that you are the Xu Moqiu who is very popular in the school? I heard that you are very mouthful? Let me tell you, it was because you didn't meet me! I used to be the coach of the judo department in the school! The black belt is 8.5 dan, you better not cross with me! Otherwise, you won't have good fruit to eat, and sit back honestly." ”
"What if I don't do it today?"
"Ouch, I'd like to see ......."
Niu Gangmen was afraid that Xu Moqiu and his aunt would have a conflict, so he hurriedly pulled Xu Moqiu's sleeve: "Teacher, don't be impulsive! Otherwise, the teacher will ......!"
Forget it, in extraordinary times, it is better to endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky. Xu Moqiu flicked his sleeves: "You...... Hmph, forget it, I don't care about you alone!"
Under the supervision of the aunt, the two reluctantly returned to their positions, Xu Moqiu pretended to take two bites, and slapped his thighs suddenly: "Oops! I just said that I almost something! I forgot to buy mustard! What is it...... Classmate Niu, you sit first, and I'll go back when I go. ”
Niu Gangmen was rarely smart, and hurriedly got up: "Teacher, you usually educate us too hard
Bitter, I haven't found a chance to repay you, if you don't let me go this time, I'll crash to death on this pillar!"
Xu Moqiu grabbed him: "Classmate Niu, it's hot outside, what if you have a heat stroke? ”
"It's okay teacher, I'm strong and not that fragile. Besides, if you get heat stroke, you'll be delayed by one of our classes! That's a big deal, so let me go." ”
Xu Moqiu couldn't find a better reason, so he lowered his voice and threatened: "If you dare to run away secretly, you are good-looking!"
Niu Gangmen smiled dryly: "No, no!Teacher, what kind of mustard do you like to eat?"
"Hot and sour cowpeas. ”
"Then you wait for me!" said Niu Gangmenfei and ran away.
Time passed minute by minute, Xu Moqiu couldn't wait for the left, and he didn't come when he waited for the right, so he called over and directly prompted him to shut down, and he was so angry that he slapped the table and stood up. was pressed back by the fierce aunt behind him.
Xu Moqiu's buttocks hurt, tilted his head, bared his teeth and grinned, "What are you doing?"
"I haven't asked you what you're doing!" the aunt pointed to the pot of steaming vegetables like freshly pulled stool, "and you are not allowed to go anywhere until the food is eaten." ”
Xu Moqiu looked anxious: "I...... My student has been gone for a long time and hasn't come back, so he probably fell into the pond! I have to go and save him! Let me go, don't delay me in saving people!"
"It's less than 50 meters to the commissary, where did you get any pond? Don't try to fool me! Hurry up and give me food!"
"You...... Eat it! I'm still afraid of you?" Xu Moqiu couldn't find a better reason, plus after a long morning, he was indeed a little hungry, and he closed his eyes and ate the rice of the four people and the big pot of pig food.
He burped and was about to leave, when the aunt flashed again and stopped him with a big spoon.
Xu Moqiu subconsciously covered his chest: "What are you doing? I've already finished eating, don't get an inch! I'm a principled beautiful man, and I won't succumb to your obscenity!"
"Hmph! You think it's beautiful! The old lady is still a yellow flower girl!" The aunt twitched her nose and stretched out her big hand towards Xu Moqiu.
"What for?"
The aunt looked at her: "What do you say you are doing? Do you think this is in your house? You've eaten so much and you still want to pay your bills? Hurry up, get the money!"
Xu Moqiu's eyes widened: "Hey, are you mistaken? This is the school arranged for us to try the dishes!"
The aunt asked rhetorically: "Did the school say that you don't have to pay the bill?"
Xu Moqiu thought about it and replied honestly: "That's not true." ”
The aunt looked impatient: "Isn't that over! Hurry up, a total of eighty-eight yuan five, I wiped it for you, eighty-eight, cash or scan the code?"
"I ...... Lao Tzu has no money!"It's so unpalatable, and you still want money? Don't say that Xu Moqiu doesn't have it, even if he does, he won't give it!"
"Okay! Little white face, in broad daylight, eat the overlord meal, right?" the aunt shouted, "Someone!"
"Bang", out of nowhere, three or five women with figures similar to the aunt in front of them, holding a soup spoon in their hands, and their faces were gloomy. The spoon rod smacked in his hand, and directly surrounded Xu Moqiu.
Xu Moqiu clenched his waist: "Hey, what are you doing? I'll tell you, the gentleman doesn't do anything! Don't force me!"
"Less ink, no money, right? Take him down to wash the dishes! ”
"You...... Wash it, wash it, I'm still afraid of you?" Xu Moqiu is a bull temper, he is determined to eat this overlord meal this time, and he will follow with a sweep of his sleeves
walked into the back kitchen.
Isn't it just washing dishes? It's hard to get him to ask someone? He's a professional.
……
Wildfire Headquarters, Conference Room.
The red-haired man's face was so gloomy that it was about to drip water, and he punched the laptop in front of him to pieces.
Just now, there was news from Huaxia that four people led by the fire snake, two of them had a car accident, one hiccuped, the other directly became a vegetative person, and the remaining two fell into the sewer after drinking high, and the high paraplegia, the two couldn't stand the stimulation and went into a mental hospital with a mental disorder.
"Can anyone tell me what's going on?"
A thin man touched his chin and said in a deep voice: "Chief, I think there must be something strange about this matter!"
Typical!
Everyone knows that things won't be so simple, and the red-haired man frowned: "Then tell me what you think." ”
The man smiled awkwardly: "Huh...... I haven't figured it out yet. ”
The red-haired man was so angry that he smashed the phone directly in his face: "I didn't figure it out, then you are a chicken feather!
The sinister-looking white-haired man in a robe sitting beside him stood up: "Chief, their goal is to kill angels. You should know that the killing angel is brutal and murderous by nature, but why did she stay alive this time?"
In order to make up for his mistakes, the thin man hurriedly raised his hand: "I know, she wants to humiliate us!"
"I don't rule it out. The white-haired man smiled and continued, "But I think that a person is easy to change anything, but his personality is ...... There is a saying in Huaxia that 'the country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change', I don't know if you have heard of it?"
"So, Strategist, what do you mean ......"
The military advisor smiled: "I think there are two possibilities, first, the killing angel turned into a sex, you know how likely this possibility is, and second, this matter is not her doing, but someone else." As for who this person is...... Then it is unknown. Here, I personally prefer the second possibility. ”
"If that's the case, it's going to be a problem. The red-haired man's face was solemn, "You all know the strength of the Fire Snake, a killing angel has already made us anxious, and now there is a terrible enemy who can easily deal with the Fire Snake Four...... Hmmm......"
The military advisor chuckled: "The leader doesn't have to worry, this person must have some kind ......of relationship with the angel, as long as she is still in Huaxia, we can find him out by touching the vine!
A smile suddenly appeared on the red-haired man's face: "In that case, leave this matter to the dark wolf! It just so happens that he has been in Huaxia for so long, it's time to come in handy!"
"Yes! I'll get in touch with him right away. ”
Xu Moqiu didn't expect that his temporary soft-heartedness would actually leave him a big trouble, if he knew this, he would rather let Mitchell send them to see his father-in-law.
At this moment, he was still working hard to brush the dishes in order to pay for the meal, and he wanted to find a chance to slip away several times, but three or five aunts stood in a row behind him, forming an impenetrable wall of people, completely blocking the back road.
Xu Moqiu wanted to give money and leave, but he couldn't save that face, and besides, wouldn't the dishes for half an hour be washed in vain?
I washed for nearly an hour, causing back pain and leg cramps, until the lunch break bell rang, and I was able to get out.
Embarrassed to walk out of the cafeteria, bathed in the long-lost sunshine, Xu Moqiu secretly swore in his heart: "Mom, if I come in to eat again in the future, I will be a grandson!
It's still early, Xu Moqiu simply slipped back to the office to catch up on sleep, and when he saw the Hezhong brand stomach diet tablets on the table, Xu Moqiu's heart was warm: these little rabbits are still a little conscientious and know how to care about people.