All morning, Xu Moqiu and Qin Zhuang were both walking around the campus.

This Liao Yibao is even more elusive, like a ghost, from time to time from a corner of the mess, even more screaming, almost did not scare the sweeping aunt into incontinence.

In the hot summer, Xu Moqiu wiped the fine beads of sweat on his forehead and began to miss the office.

After the third class in the morning, Yu Mengjie, a member of the life committee, found Xu Moqiu: "Teacher, the new task assigned by the school is to randomly select a class every day, send three students and the class teacher, and go to the cafeteria to accompany the aunt to try the dishes after the third class." ”

"Isn't it? It's so weak? It's drawn to our class at the beginning? It can't be an insider, right?"

Yu Mengjie shrugged: "I don't know about this." So, teacher, you look ......"

Liao Yibao came out of nowhere: "Teacher Xu, what do you mean by this? I, Liao someone, is upright, you are slandering me!"

Mom, it's okay if you don't speak, as soon as you open your mouth, the whole world knows that you are secretly playing tricks. It's a good communiqué personal vendetta of Liao Yibao, I don't have to say it, this feud is written down first!

Xu Moqiu ignored him, thought for a while, and said, "That's it, the squad cadre takes the lead, you, the squad leader...... Well, and the sports commissioner, just the three of you and I will go to the cafeteria today. ”

When Yu Mengjie heard this, she was immediately shocked: "Ah! Teacher, I ...... I'm here, it's not very convenient. ”

Since other relatives are here, Xu Moqiu can't force it: "That's it, then call Chen Aman." ”

"Okay, teacher. After speaking, Yu Mengjie "swished", and disappeared like a whirlwind.

Looking at her walking like flying, Xu Moqiu always felt as if she had been fooled again. Shaking his head helplessly, he walked towards the guard.

After the third class, Zhao Yaru reluctantly came to Xu Moqiu with Niu Gangmen and Chen Aman.

Looking at these three bitter gourd faces, Xu Moqiu was puzzled: "What kind of expression do you have? How many times have I said it, you are young people, just like the newborn sun, you must be vigorous! You see, those who don't know still think that your whole family has chicken plague!"

Niu Gangmen swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "I'd rather get chicken plague than step into the cafeteria half a step!"

Chen Aman also said: "That's it, people's canteens ask for money, and our canteens need money and death!"

Xu Moqiu shook his head: "How can you say so exaggerated?"

Zhao Yaru hurriedly said: "Really, teacher, the dish in the cafeteria is not eaten by people at all." Otherwise, let's not go, right? Cherish life and stay away from the cafeteria. ”

Xu Moqiu still didn't believe it: "Nonsense, according to what you say, it's not people who go to the cafeteria, but ghosts?"

Niu Gangmen answered: "Teacher, don't you know, don't say that the canteen is dead now, the key is that the dishes made are more unpalatable than stool." ”

"Oh, have you eaten poop, tell us what it tastes like. ”

Niu Gangmen scratched his head in embarrassment: "Uh, I'm ...... I'll give you an analogy. ”

"Okay, don't talk about these useless things, since it's a task issued by the school, then let's do it! A few people have a sad face, isn't there still a teacher here and I'm walking!" Xu Moqiu waved his hand and took the lead in the direction of the cafeteria.

"Teacher Xu, wait a minute......"

"What, Mr. Niu, what else do you have to say?"

"That, you have paper ......"

"Shut up for me!" Xu Moqiu shouted loudly and interrupted him, "Lazy cow lazy horse shit and urine a lot, you will drop the chain for me at the critical moment, right?

Niu Gangmen's neck shrank: "No, teacher, you are different, in fact, I want to write a few words." If I can't make it out of the cafeteria alive today, please tell my mom that I'm cooking with the dark of the cafeteria

Do the fight, and die heroically!"

Chen Aman also nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes, I will also write!"

"Don't you want to be so pessimistic? Let's go to the cafeteria, not to the execution ground!

Zhao Yaru had a bitter face: "It's so happy to go to the execution ground, it's even more painful than going to the oil pot!"

Five minutes away, the three of them dragged on for fifteen minutes, Xu Moqiu lit a cigarette: "Okay, don't be poor, come here, even the teacher of Longtan Tiger's Den will take you to break through!"

"Hey...... Teacher, you are so poisonous!"

"That is, didn't you say that we are your children?

"Less ink!" Xu Moqiu pulled the cow steel door over and pushed it forward, "As a member of the sports committee, the task of being the pioneer will be handed over to you, come on! ”

At this moment, the cafeteria was quiet, the curtains were drawn all around, and it was dark inside, as if they had come to the gate of hell, Niu Gangmen carefully pushed the door open, and the sound of "crunch~" pushing the door was stretched out, and at the same time, a cat meow came from the corner, and the three of them suddenly had goosebumps on their backs.

The old ceiling fan on the top of the head has not been oiled for a long time, and when it turns, it makes a strange cry of "rattle", and a gloomy voice comes from the depths of the darkness: "Come here, come here, come here, what to eat, order whatever you want! It's all a big meal, just out of the pot!"

Perhaps because of environmental factors, Xu Moqiu even felt a chill, took out his mobile phone to illuminate it, walked over cautiously, looked at the bells and whistles in the big pots of flowers in front of him, and couldn't help asking: "What is this?

Zhao Yaru explained: "This is chicken butt stewed eggs. ”

it! This dish tastes heavy! Are you sure that ordinary people can eat it? Xu Moqiu hurriedly looked at the other and said, "Stick to beat the mandarin duck?"

"Stir-fried green and red peppers with garlic. ”

What? The corners of Xu Moqiu's mouth twitched, and he looked at another dish: "I know the sweetness in this bitterness! Bitter gourd boiled sweet radish." ”

Niu Gangmen corrected: "Teacher, that's sugarcane chips." ”

Xu Moqiu couldn't help but say, "Don't you order serious dishes?"

Chen Aman answered: "The food is quite serious, the key is that the person is not serious, what's the use?"

Xu Moqiu asked the aunt: "Auntie, don't you have any signature dishes or specialties here?"

The aunt was holding a big spoon in one hand and scratching at the back with the other: "Yes, isn't this in front of you?"

"This is ......" Xu Moqiu looked at the slimy pot of green and white vegetables in front of him, his face full of questions.

"Stir-fried rice balls with green peppers, a seasonal dish. ”

"What!?" Xu Moqiu was taken aback, "It's only the end of June now, isn't this year a little early?"

Also, where are you stir-frying? It's clearly just scooping a scoop of cold water and pouring it together to boil? Even if you cook it, the rice balls are still boiled! It became a pot of porridge. Make a dish like this, are you sure it's not a certain Xiang excavator professional?

"That's not important, let you feel the atmosphere of the New Year in advance, aren't you moved?

"Wait...... I'll take a look at it again. Xu Moqiu felt a chill down his spine, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and quickly looked away.

"Okay, you've been watching it for a long time, what are you grinding for? In this way, I'll bring you a peach roasted tofu, this is my aunt's specialty!"

It is said that the purpose of the canteen dishes is to surprise customers, and all kinds of insects and all kinds of hair are put in the dishes from time to time...... And the ingredients at hand are arbitrarily matched, all kinds of unexpected. Xu Moqiu suddenly felt that what he said made sense.

Hurriedly said: "Actually, we were sent by the school to try the dishes." ”

"I've already prepared it for you. As the aunt spoke, she took out a big basin from behind her and threw it in front of Xu Moqiu with a clatter, "Oh, take it and eat it." ”

There was a mess in it, Xu Moqiu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said to Niu Gangmen: "You go and fetch four portions of rice, and by the way, take a few pairs of disposable chopsticks." ”

found a table and sat down, Chen Aman looked frightened: "Old ...... Teacher, are we really eating? Why don't we forget it, look at this dish...... Where does it look like it's eaten by people!"

"You young people, you just haven't suffered hardship, I think we didn't even have to eat tree bark back then!" Xu Moqiu got up and walked towards the soup bucket, looking at the messy soup, he couldn't help frowning, "What is this?"

The aunt stretched out a round head from the window: "Clear water popcorn soup, you have to drink it yourself." ”

Xu Moqiu can be regarded as a long insight: "This ...... Can popcorn still make soup? ”

"Don't you scrape some oil after eating too much fish and meat all day, I'm doing it for your own good!" The aunt blew her nose as she spoke, as if there was a thunderstorm in the middle of the day, and wiped her ass casually, without even washing her hands, she reached into the basin and stirred the pot of white sugar and cucumbers.

This operation made Xu Moqiu's heart furious: "Auntie, you ...... Isn't it a little unhygienic?"

"What do you know? Pinch the cucumber to a biubiu rattle.

It was too dark around, and Xu Moqiu beckoned to his aunt: "Auntie, turn on the lights!"

The aunt said impatiently: "Just the four of you, what do you open? What is the school cafeteria? Do you know how expensive the electricity is? What are the traditional virtues of our Chinese nation? Economy, do you understand?"

As a Chinese teacher, Xu Moqiu wanted to correct the difference between her economy and picking the door, but finally held back, took the rice handed over by Niu Gangmen, and waved her hand: "Eat!"

The three of them were unmoved, they held their hands with each other very tacitly, put them in front of their chests, closed their eyes and said something in their mouths.

"What's the matter, do you still believe in Brother Su, eat a meal and pray?" Xu Moqiu picked up a piece of something he didn't know what it was and put it in his mouth, chewed and chewed for a long time, and he didn't eat it.

At this moment, Chen Aman's phone rang, and he pressed to answer: "What? Second uncle, you came back from abroad?

Hanging up the phone, Chen Aman looked at Xu Moqiu: "Teacher......"

When other parents came to see him, Xu Moqiu naturally didn't want to say anything, so he nodded: "Go!"

Seeing Chen Aman disappear from sight in a flash, a trace of envy flashed in the eyes of Zhao Yaru and Niu Gangmen at the same time. He didn't have a second uncle, he just found an excuse to slip away.

"Don't be stunned, eat!"

"Hmm......" Zhao Yaru looked at the pot of pig food in front of her, where can she eat? ”

"Go ahead. "This reason is not allowed to Mo Qiu to refuse at all, after all, a girl, this kind of privacy, you can't let her change it in front of you, right?

"I'll be back soon!" said this, and the moment she walked out of the cafeteria, Zhao Yaru directly turned off her mobile phone.

Zhao Yaru successfully escaped, so there was only Niu Gangmen, the sports commissioner, who was still fighting side by side with Lao Xu.

As the penultimate student in the whole grade, Niu Gangmen searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and finally came up with a lame reason: "Teacher, I suddenly remembered that my great-grandmother got married today, and I had to rush over before twelve o'clock, you see it's half past eleven now......