Chapter 1: The sad Ling Ye Feng
"Ling Yefeng, are you having a problem with your brain, the takeaway has not been delivered for so long, and the customers have complained to me!
You're shameless, I want to be embarrassed!" The roar on the phone almost shattered Ling Yefeng's eardrums.
"Okay, boss, I'm here!" Ling Yefeng held the takeaway in his right hand, his ear was close to his mobile phone, and his left hand hurriedly reached out to press the doorbell.
"Ding Dong!" opened the door to a woman with bright makeup and an average appearance, but she was in a very good figure, exquisite, thin, and fat.
Ling Yefeng couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and said stubbornly:
"Hello, your takeaway!"
"You dare to delay my takeout?" the woman said in an unkind tone.
"No, it's because ......" Ling Yefeng was anxious to explain.
"Wait!" the woman suddenly interrupted Ling Yefeng, looked him back and forth, nodded with satisfaction, and said:
"Is this takeaway guy very handsome?"
"No, don't dare. Ling Yefeng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "This eldest sister, I still have another list to give, otherwise I'll leave first?"
"You dare, old lady, you haven't given me an explanation yet!" the woman said suddenly.
"Then what are you going to think, I just invited you, okay?" Ling Yefeng said weakly.
"No, do you think the old lady is short of this money? Come in and have a drink with us. ”
The woman didn't give Ling Yefeng any room to refuse, and pushed Ling Yefeng in.
"Little sister, isn't this okay?haha?" Ling Yefeng smiled "hehe", and wanted to refuse and welcome.
He had been peeking at the woman's figure just now, and he had already quietly swallowed his saliva for I don't know how many times.
"It's all right!" the woman smiled playfully, and closed the door with her hand, and locked it.
"Then young lady, let's open a bottle of drinks first?" Ling Ye Feng smiled with a smile, and the salty pig hand was still restlessly winding around the woman's ***.
"Don't worry!" the woman pushed Ling Yefeng's salty pig hand away and shouted into the back room: "Sisters, come out and see!
"Where! Where! Let's see!" What made Ling Yefeng's jaw stunned was that a group of "Ruhua" people walked out of the back room one after another.
Each one of them was so unsightly, with nostrils facing the sky, eyes wide open, and faces as big as pancakes on the road.
Not only that, they also wore red blush on their faces, blood-red lipstick on their lips, and a mouth full of big yellow teeth when they laughed, which made Ling Yefeng's stomach tumble for a while.
And what's even more terrifying is that the body is as strong as his meow's Hulk, and the fat all over his body trembles when he walks.
"Wow! You kid still looks a little good!Yes, it's my favorite material!" A few flowers looked around Ling Yefeng, and the sound of "stains" came out of their mouths.
"Don't, big sisters, can we have something to say, don't be like this!" Ling Yefeng was so frightened that goosebumps rose.
"If you don't, or do you want to do that?" said Ruhua, with a playful smile.
"Sister, I'll go first. "Ling Yefeng is about to run away.
"You think this is where you can come if you want!You can leave if you want!" That "Ruhua" grabbed Ling Yefeng's shoulder with one hand and shook it hard towards the villa.
"Bang!" Ling Yefeng fell to the ground with the takeaway.
"Yo, you still have eight-pack abs!" the "Ruhua" lifted Ling Yefeng's shirt and said with satisfaction.
"No, no, you're wrong, I'll die in a fat house, how can I have eight-pack abs!" Ling Yefeng hurriedly wrapped himself in his rider's suit and said vigilantly.
"Yo! You're at least 1.8 meters tall!" The other "Ruhua" face was full of surprise.
"No, really not, less than one meter seven!" Ling Yefeng said stiffly.
"What, big sisters, it's not too early, I'll go first!" Ling Yefeng stood up and was about to leave.
"What's the hurry!Mmmmmmmm
"Sisters, look at my thin body, I can't satisfy you!" Ling Yefeng said stiffly.
"No!you can!hey, hey!" Several "Ruhua" wiped their saliva while stroking back and forth on Ling Yefeng's abs.
"It's been a long time since I've seen something so punctual, so you can stay with us today!" Ruhua said as she stroked Ling Yefeng's sturdy thighs and salivated.
"No, don't, young lady, help!" Ling Yefeng turned his head to look at the slender woman.
"Poof!" the woman covered her mouth and chuckled, looking hilarious.
"What are you kidding!" Ling Yefeng was furious and hurriedly resisted.
"It's just you!bang!" a "Ruhua" pressed on Ling Yefeng's body, and at the same time grabbed Ling Yefeng's limbs tightly.
"Ahh
"Ahhh
"It's useless, no one will come to save you even if you scream and cut your throat!Hey, hey, hey, my little beautiful man!Let my old lady love you well today!hey!" "Ruhua" pressed Ling Yefeng's head, and she was about to kiss her with a big mouth.
"Help!" Ling Yefeng looked at the big mouths like pitcher plants, and almost spit them out.
He originally thought it was Yanfu, but he didn't expect it to be this kind of "Yanfu"!
"My little cutie, you just got from us!" The "Ruhua" were about to kiss Ling Yefeng's face.
"Huh!" Suddenly, Ling Yefeng felt a lightness on his body, and even the few "Ruhua" in front of him didn't move, his eyes widened, and he didn't move.
"Is this??, is time standing still?" Ling Yefeng wondered.
"Boy, you're not shallow!" Ling Yefeng turned his head to see that an old man with white hair and a long white beard was looking at him with a smile at this time.
"Who are you?" Ling Yefeng hurriedly pushed away the "Ruhua" on his body, stood up, and said angrily.
"I'm Tai Bai Xing, boy, why don't you come and deliver food to Heavenly Court?" said the old man with a malicious face.
"What?" Ling Yefeng looked confused.
"Give us food delivery to Heavenly Court, I guarantee that you will marry Bai Fumei, become the CEO, and reach the pinnacle of life, it is better than you selling your hue here, right?" Tai Baixing said with a smile.
"Don't, you bad old man doesn't look like a good person, so you want to trap me!" Ling Yefeng said angrily.
"Whether you want it or not, the first order has already appeared on your phone, if you dare not send it, I will. The white-haired old man laughed.
"What can you do with me. Ling Yefeng said disdainfully.
"I'll give you a bad review. The white-haired old man took out his hand-held hand, threw it to Ling Yefeng, and said with a smile.
"Bang!" A violent sound of the door shutting came, leaving only Ling Yefeng's messy figure alone.
"Ding Dong!" A text message came, and Ling Yefeng picked up the mobile phone left by Tai Bai Xing.
I saw that his order information was displayed on the APP, and an avatar was displayed on the message prompt.
A beautiful figure, with a slender figure, an angel-like beautiful face, a cold temperament revealed in his eyes, his fair skin was dazzling in the moonlight, and three thousand green silks were scattered behind the beauty, which was simply the most fatal temptation for men.
"I'm tired and obedient, who is this? so beautiful!" Ling Yefeng looked at the avatar on his phone, drooling, looking like a pig brother.
"Order: Chang'e. Dish: Braised rabbit head. ”
"I'm rubbing, which middle school boy ordered this dish? But the network map used is not bad. Ling Yefeng said suspiciously.
"The rabbit head that was also ordered, isn't the Jade Rabbit panicking when he looks at it?" Ling Yefeng said in his heart.
Curious, he continued to read.
"Delivery location: Guanghan Palace, delivery fee: 100,000 yuan. ”
"What!" Ling Yefeng's heart beat faster all of a sudden, his face was red, he looked at the information on the text message in disbelief, and said in shock:
"Ten...... 100,000 yuan!"
……
Ling Yefeng's whole person was stunned, his breathing unconsciously became heavier, he stretched out his fingers almost tremblingly, counting the zeros behind him word by word.
"One, two...... Five!"
"Damn, I sent it, Lao Tzu sent it!" Ling Yefeng jumped up happily.
"No, this old man can't be kidding me, is he?" he continued to scroll through the pages of the app with curiosity.
There are also a series of registered personnel on the page, such as Taishang Laojun, Rulai Buddha, Nezha, etc., which really scared Ling Yefeng a lot.
"Eh, there's also a prize redemption area here!" Ling Yefeng said in surprise, only to see a prize redemption page on the APP, which was full of all kinds of strange things.
"A peach has 80 experience points, and a cloud that will rain has 50 experience points......
You can get experience points ranging from 10 to 500 per delivery......"
"What's all this? Isn't this kidding me?" Ling Yefeng's face was full of contempt, was he really a three-year-old child?
"Ding Dong", I saw a person named Tai Bai Xing send him a text message, which read: "If you don't deliver the takeaway at dusk, you will wait to be fired!"
"I'll wipe your **'s ** too platinum star!" Ling Yefeng was so angry that he hammered the door and scolded, and the door was about to be smashed by him.
"Forget it, don't care, let's go and deliver this takeaway first. Ling Yefeng hurriedly got up from the ground and rushed outside, for fear that his part-time job would be ruined.
As for those "Ruhua", he has long forgotten about them, which is a nightmare that no man wants to mention again.
……
"Whew, ride my beloved little motorcycle......" Ling Yefeng took his meal, humming a little song while riding his "little electric donkey" and galloping forward.
"Eh, that's not right!" Ling Yefeng suddenly braked suddenly, and was almost rear-ended by the electric car behind him.
"it, where is the Guanghan Palace? This doesn't give me a specific address? Could it really be that I can't go to heaven?" Ling Yefeng just remembered it, and his whole person was blinded.
"If I can't find a place, won't it be the same as being tricked by that old man?" Ling Yefeng muttered.
In a hurry, he quickly took out his ordinary Xiaomi mobile phone and checked his text messages in a hurry.
"The location of Guanghan Palace is here, if you want to go in, park your electric car, then find a secluded place, and finally click on this link. ”
Below the order SMS, there is a note in small print, and there is a link behind the note that I don't know what it is.
Ling Yefeng was very strange in his heart, but he still followed the above prompts, parked his electric car, and then found an alley where no one was.
"This link can't be some kind of virus or something, right?" Ling Yefeng muttered to himself.
"Shouldn't you wait for me to go in a little bit, and some indescribable picture will pop out inside?" Ling Yefeng said with a puzzled face.
"No matter, the 100,000 yuan! Lao Tzu has to get it no matter what!" Ling Yefeng was ruthless in his heart, and his finger poked the screen violently, opening the unknown link.
With a "whoosh", I saw Ling Yefeng's figure disappear in place in an instant, leaving only a yellow takeaway suit in place......