Chapter 2 Sister Chang'e, who is unforgettable

With a "sigh", Ling Yefeng's figure instantly appeared in a cloud of mist.

"Ahh

I saw a white cloud around me, and I couldn't see the surrounding scene clearly.

"I just clicked on that link, and then, I'm here?" Ling Yefeng's face was full of disbelief.

"Why do you feel a little cool?" Ling Yefeng subconsciously touched his arm.

"Huh?" Ling Yefeng looked under his body with a shocked face.

A few seconds later.

"Ahhh

"I'll wipe it! Which dog thing ripped off Lao Tzu's clothes! This is a human doing!" Ling Yefeng stomped his feet angrily and cursed.

"It's immoral! How can Lao Tzu see people like this!ahhhhh

"If the police uncle bumps into him, won't I have to go to the police station to drink tea? Ling Yefeng felt terrible when he thought about it.

"Ding Dong!" another familiar telecommunications prompt came out, and Ling Yefeng took out his mobile phone from his takeaway box.

"The location of Guanghan Palace is here, just follow the navigation. Ling Yefeng read the following notes word by word, and above was a large map with various building names on it.

"Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Tushi Palace, Guanghan Palace......" Ling Yefeng counted the buildings marked on it.

After a few seconds, the hand he was holding the phone was trembling, and he muttered:

"Damn! Lao Tzu is really in heaven! Lao Tzu is really in heaven!"

......

"Ahh

"It must be Fluttershy missing me down there, hehe!" Ling Yefeng smirks wryly, Fluttershy is the goddess he has admired for a long time in college.

But she had never looked at Ling Yefeng squarely, so Ling Yefeng could only think about it in her heart.

"When I get the 100,000 dollars, I'll chase Fluttershy, just in case!" Ling Yefeng's calculations crackled in his heart, as if the 100,000 dollars had already arrived.

"I almost left me a pair of pants, otherwise I really wouldn't have been able to meet people!" Ling Yefeng said silently in his heart, this can be regarded as a great luck in misfortune, right?

Ling Yefeng followed the information of the navigation and wanted to run forward quickly, for fear that his money would be lost if he was a little late.

......

"This is the Guanghan Palace? It's a little different from what I thought. Ling Yefeng scratched his head and said.

I saw that there was only a deep hall in front of me, and outside the hall was a mist, which was completely different from the other bright buildings in the Heavenly Court.

"Who are you?" A gentle female voice suddenly came, and I saw a woman dressed in tulle, with a slender figure and a beautiful appearance, suddenly appear in front of Ling Yefeng.

The most peculiar thing is that she has a pair of fluffy rabbit ears and looks very cute.

"Beauty...... Beauty, are you Chang'e?" Ling Ye Fengha's words were about to flow, he had never seen such a beautiful girl, and now he could finally understand why Zhu Bajie would violate the rules of heaven.

"Poof!" the stunningly beautiful woman chuckled as she covered her mouth.

"I am Jade Rabbit, and she is Sister Chang'e. Jade Rabbit pointed at the cold beauty sitting on the stone table.

"Wow! the gods are so beautiful!" Ling Yefeng suddenly forgot why he came here.

"You!" Chang'e suddenly pointed at Ling Yefeng and said, her voice extremely cold.

"Me?" Ling Yefeng asked, pointing at himself.

"Yes, you're here to deliver takeaways, right? Hurry up and bring me takeaways, what are you waiting for?" Chang'e said unceremoniously.

"Eh, yes, right away, right away!" Ling Yefeng hurriedly put the takeaway on the stone table, and his eyes didn't forget to sweep towards the jade rabbit, as if asking:

"Is this really Chang'e?"

The Jade Rabbit was obviously hinted at by Ling Yefeng's eyes, and nodded with a smile.

"Sister, what you ordered, could it be?" asked Yutu, whose face suddenly changed greatly.

"That's right! hehe!" Chang'e's originally cold face suddenly showed a hint of cunning.

"It's a spicy rabbit head!" Chang'e opened the takeaway and sniffed the exciting fragrance inside.

"Sister, don't, don't eat rabbits!" Yutu hurriedly grabbed Chang'e, crying pear blossoms with rain.

"Eh, little rabbit, I just heard from Stove Jun, I didn't expect the food in the world to be so delicious!

"Don't!" Jade Rabbit turned her head arrogantly, but Ling Yefeng could still see that she was also swallowing her saliva.

"Don't!" Ling Yefeng hurriedly stopped.

"What's wrong, you want to eat it too?" said Chang'e with a sad face when she returned to her old coldness.

"No, Sister Chang'e, don't eat that, let's change it, okay?" Ling Yefeng said stiffly.

He could clearly see that there were still tooth marks on the rabbit's head, which he had obviously gnawed on.

He was hungry on the way here and couldn't help but take a bite.

"If you say you don't eat it, you won't eat it, I want it!" Chang'e snorted arrogantly, and gnawed at the place where Ling Yefeng had gnawed, and the one she ate was called a delicacy.

"I'll go, I'd better not say it, be careful that your life is not guaranteed!" Ling Yefeng swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said that if he said that he and Chang'e kissed indirectly, Bajie would not let him die?

But Jade Rabbit glanced back at Ling Yefeng, and his smile revealed a hint of cunning.

Ling Yefeng was so frightened that goosebumps rose all over his body, and he felt as if his careful thoughts had been seen through by the Jade Rabbit.

Sure enough, none of the women are easy to mess with. Ling Yefeng thought to himself.

"What's that, two sisters, I've already delivered the takeaway, do you want to settle the 100,000 yuan you said for me?" Ling Yefeng said with a smile on his face.

"What is money?" Chang'e asked.

"It's RMB!" Ling Yefeng chuckled in his heart.

Feelings of these two masters, this is to be relied upon?

"Oh, the yuan, Tutu, you go and take out all the 'yuan' in the palace. Chang'e commanded while nibbling on the rabbit's head.

"It looks like they have a lot of savings!" Ling Yefeng rubbed his hands excitedly, and he had already begun to fantasize about the scene of becoming rich overnight.

"Okay!" Chang'e smiled meaningfully, and hopped away, returning with a whole bundle of banknotes.

"This?" Ling Yefeng was stunned, stunned by the "money" in front of him.

"This is your 'RMB'?" Ling Yefeng asked in disbelief.

"Yes, is there a problem?" said Yutu with a simple and lovely smile.

"I want RMB! Not people! Currency!" Ling Yefeng was about to cry, these immortals really don't eat fireworks in the world?

"Aren't they all the same?" Chang'e looked at Ling Yefeng like a fool.

"Yes, look, isn't it written on it that heaven and earth are universal?" Yutu also specially pointed out a few big characters on it.

"No, I don't want this kind of money!" Ling Yefeng looked like he wanted to cry without tears.

"Anyway, this money is given to you, every year someone inexplicably burns this kind of money for us, it's useless for us to keep it, you can give it as much as you want. Chang'e looked indifferent.

"I don't want this kind of money! I want a red bill with Grandpa M's printed on it!" Ling Yefeng cried.

"Childe, look, this one is red, and there's an old man. Jade Rabbit said.

"Where, I'll take a look!" Ling Yefeng suddenly became energetic and hurriedly looked.

"I'm tao! Isn't this still a dark coin? Isn't it the same as the king of Hades!" Ling Yefeng was about to collapse.

"I don't care, if you don't compensate me, I won't leave here!" Ling Yefeng hugged Chang'e's snow-white beautiful legs and said liarly.

Ling Yefeng felt a fragrant fragrance lingering on the tip of his nose, nephrite jade into his arms, that wonderful touch made him reluctant to let go of his hand at all, he could even faintly see some private places when he looked up......

"Eh, you mortal is really a scoundrel, I won't give you all the money you want!" Chang'e said angrily and funny.

"And what do you want?" asked Jade Rabbit.

"Hehe, it's better to be a rabbit, or you can give me a few valuable things, such as artifacts and the like!" Ling Yefeng suddenly became happy again, and said with a look of anticipation.

"Artifact, if you want to be beautiful, even if you give it to you, you can't use it as a mortal. Chang'e rolled her eyes, full of charm.

"Then you have to give me something, right?" Ling Yefeng said.

"Here's to you, then. Chang'e untied a piece of jade pendant from the slender waist of Qianqian, which she was holding, and handed it to Ling Yefeng.

"What is this?" Ling Yefeng didn't know anything about jade at all, and wondered.

"This is a piece of jade pendant that I carry with me, and it has a miraculous effect when worn by girls, which can nourish qi and reconcile yin and yang. Chang'e explained.

As she spoke, the rabbit head on the table was almost eaten by her alone, and this kind of eating speed was the first time Ling Yefeng had seen it.

"No, you're not fooling me, are you? I don't care, I'll give me something more!" Ling Yefeng hugged Chang'e's legs tightly and said pitifully.

"For the sake of you sending me such a delicious thing this time, I'll give you another treasure!" Chang'e wiped her hands with the tissue in the takeaway box, took out another white jade box, and said:

"This is a moonshine gemstone that can give you three wishes. ”

"Can I make any wish, then I want to be the richest man in the world!" Ling Yefeng said in surprise.

"Of course not. Chang'e unceremoniously splashed Ling Yefeng's cold water, she slowly stood up and explained:

"We immortals talk about cause and effect, if you make excessive wishes such as those wishes for the destruction of the world, there is no way to achieve them, and it may even cost you your life!" Chang'e deliberately frightened.

"It's really fake, you can't lie to me, right?"

Ling Yefeng instantly felt like he was holding a hot potato in his hand, and instantly felt that Zhou Li's moonlight treasure box was not fragrant.

"Believe it or not. Chang'e said.

"Childe, I'm going to take a nap, it's time for you to go back to the world!" Yutu smiled, and then the figure slowly disappeared into the clouds, as if it had never existed.

"I'm not dreaming, am I?" Ling Yefeng said stupidly, with Chang'e's body fragrance still remaining in his hand.

"No!" Chang'e said coldly.

"By the way, you can't talk to anyone about your coming here, and you don't have to look for mortals who can go to heaven like you, because there are mortals who can go to heaven. Chang'e paused and said:

"It's just you!"

"Why?" Ling Yefeng wondered.

"Someone will tell you in the future, then, bye-bye! By the way, thank you bunny, I'll call you again next time." Chang'e showed a rare smile and waved her hand gently.

Then she stroked Ling Yefeng's forehead, Ling Yefeng felt like his body was electrocuted**, that feeling was simply unforgettable for his life.

"Eh, don't, Sister Chang'e, I still have questions to ask!" Ling Yefeng felt as if his body was out of control.

In an instant, Ling Yefeng's figure disappeared in place.

Chang'e gently patted her white jade hand, and then slowly walked into the Guanghan Palace, a breeze struck, Chang'e's three thousand green silks danced with the wind, and her graceful figure bloomed proudly in this lonely Guanghan Palace......