Chapter 367: Anger Doesn't Kill You
Time flies quickly, and Xu Moqiu is a cook who comes on vacation.
In addition to cooking, it is sleeping, at most I can't sleep and go for a walk outside.
I wanted to find Qin Mengyan to make love several times, but she ruthlessly rejected - it is estimated that there was a psychological shadow on the first two times.
On the sixth day, I finally seized the opportunity and blocked Qin Mengyan in the room, this time it was better, I didn't even kiss yet, and the next action was ruthlessly interrupted by a rapid knock on the door.
"Who?"
An urn-loud male voice came: "Me!"
There are only three good things, the first two times I was interrupted by a beautiful woman, and I just can't bear it. You rough old man, who gave you the courage to knock on Lao Tzu's door at this time?
The ignorant karmic fire in Xu Moqiu's heart "soared", grabbed the scissors on the table, and rushed over murderously without even wearing shoes.
The door was slammed open, and a tall middle-aged man was standing in the doorway.
Xu Moqiu's figure is a little thin, his smooth upper body reveals a hideous and terrifying scar, bloodshot eyes, a vicious expression, and the murder weapon in his hand, at this moment, he is no different from those thugs who have lost their minds.
Xu Moqiu's eyes widened, and he roared: "Who are you, are you? Isn't there something wrong? Hmm? Don't you know that it is very immoral to interrupt people's sleep? Mother's grandmother, your parents and teachers have not taught you how to respect others, have they? How can you be taught such a thing in nine years of compulsory education?"
Splitting his head and covering his face was a stinky scolding, and the big man was stunned by his scolding, and it took a long time to come back to his senses: "I'm here to ......"
"Who called you? Yo heh? Still smoking?" Xu Moqiu snatched the box of unopened cigarettes from his trouser pocket, "Do you know how the word lung cancer is written? Do you want me to teach you? Smoking is bad for health, you are illiterate or what? Your parents gave birth to you and raised you, just let you harm yourself?"
When he spoke, he didn't stop with both hands, two fingers pinched the cigarette string and circled it with great speed, and gently took it, and the plastic film covering it fell to the ground lightly, and the thumb of his right hand buckled at the bottom of the cigarette box, and a cigarette broke through the silver foil and flew out.
A mouth, and the filter was firmly latched by him. Then his left hand shook, as if playing a trick, a lighter printed with the image of a lou woman appeared in his hand, and there was a crisp "snap", and the cigarette butt had been lit.
Just like an experienced acrobat, the whole set and the action are done in one go, without any mud and water, and it is jaw-dropping to watch.
Taking a deep breath, Xu Moqiu frowned and glanced at the cigarette in his hand, shook his head and said, "This cigarette is not good, it is not good." ”
Then he glanced at Dahan: "Who are you?"
"I am ......"
"Bah!" Before the big man finished speaking, Xu Moqiu slammed the door and said to himself: "Neurotic!"
Who the hell is a psychopath?
It's the first time that Dahan has seen such an unreasonable person! When he opened his mouth, he scolded him and didn't say anything, he even snatched his cigarettes, and finally said that he was a psychopath......
Thinking that he had something to do, the big man deserved to knock on the door of the neurotic room again.
"Knock knock, knock, you're endless today, aren't you?" Your father owes you money or what?" Xu Moqiu was furious, opened the door again, and roared at the big man, "Did you eat too much stool last night and didn't digest it?"
"I ......"
"What are you? If you have something to say, you have a fart! After grinding for a long time, you can't let out half a fart! It's really embarrassing for the big man to be like you!" As he spoke, Xu Moqiu sprayed smoke on his face.
"I'm ......" The big man seemed to see Qin Mengyan sitting on the chair just now, and his face suddenly sank, "Why is she in your room? Don't you know ...... here?"
Xu Moqiu cut it off: "What do you know, I know?"
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page)
You know your grandmother's globe! Your mother's love is your business! Nosy is wide, and her underwear is worn backwards. If you don't eat such in the pit, what kind of feces are you spraying in front of me?"
The big man trembled with anger, who the hell is spraying feces? This guy didn't have a good word in his mouth from beginning to end, and he was still an instructor with this quality? I think it's because of the lack of discipline!
I didn't want to stay here for a moment, so I stretched out a donkey face and said to Xu Moqiu: "I came here to inform you, Chief Instructor Yang asked you to go over." ”
Xu Moqiu furrowed his brows and sprayed him with smoke again: "Which Chief Instructor Yang?
Dahan looked unkind: "Please show a little respect, it's Chief Instructor Yang Yuanfeng, not crazy!"
"Oh. Xu Moqiu nodded, and sat on the pony next to him, "If he asks me to come over, I'll go over? Why don't I lose face? Tell him to come to me by himself!"
"You ......" Dahan didn't expect Xu Moqiu to be so ignorant, and his face sank, "This is an order!"
Xu Moqiu gouged out his ears, looking ruffian: "What kind of order? The official wants to crush people to death? hehe...... I'm sorry, the general is outside, the military order is not subject to it, you leave quickly, I will revolt when I look at you. ”
The big man had no choice, so he had to swallow his anger, looked at Xu Moqiu, and stretched out his hand: "Then you return the cigarette to me!"
"What smoke?" Xu Moqiu asked with a blank expression as his eyes widened.
"What kind of cigarette are you talking about? The cigarette in your pocket is mine!"
"Hah, didn't you wake up? The cigarette in my pocket is yours?" Xu Moqiu took out the cigarette, patted it and said, "You said it was yours? It's vexatious!"
"Am I making trouble?" the big man was so angry that the bruises on his forehead jumped, "That's what you took in my pocket!
"I took it in your pocket?when?Who saw it?" Xu Moqiu looked at Qin Mengyan, "Beauty, did you see it?"
Qin Mengyan shook her head, she didn't know why, she thought Xu Moqiu's vexatious appearance looked particularly cute. There was an urge to take him in his arms and ravage him hard.
"You ......"
"Okay, okay, you go quickly! Don't dangle in front of me, you look so stumbling, and come out to swagger! Pollute my eyeballs!"
In the end, the big man held back the fire and left, if it weren't for Xu Moqiu's reputation as an instructor, he would definitely be better than the kind that would never die with him.
It's such a bully!
In the room, Qin Mengyan beckoned to Xu with a smile: "Xu Moqiu, come here." ”
"It's coming, it's coming!" Xu Moqiu thought there was something good, so he took off his cigarette and walked over.
Qin Mengyan didn't speak, one hand wrapped around his neck, and the other hand pinched him like a crab. The back is covered with a soft mass, which can be described as pain and happiness.
After a long time, Qin Mengyan pushed him away, clapped her hands and walked away.
And when the big man went back, he broke several planks in a row, and did not stop until his hands were broken.
Yang Yuanfeng heard the movement, walked out of the house, looked at him with a black face, and wondered, "Tiger, what's wrong with you?"
The tiger trembled, gritted his teeth and said: "Instructor Yang, you don't know, that surnamed Xu is not a thing......
"What's wrong with him?"
"He's a ruffian, a scoundrel, a scoundrel! I've never seen such a brazen man in my life......" Tiger recounted what had just happened.
"Huh...... It's really a waste!" Yang Yuanfeng shook his head and patted the tiger on the shoulder, "Don't be angry with this kind of person, it's not worth it!" ”
After a pause, he straightened his clothes: "Let's go, he didn't want me to go up in person."
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page)
Just go over and see how he's prepared these days. Hope he doesn't let me down. ”
Xu Moqiu was preparing the ingredients for noon, glanced at the tiger and Yang Yuanfeng who were coming from a distance, jumped up without saying a word, and closed the door with a "bang".
This action happened to be seen by Yang Yuanfeng and the tiger, and the tiger suddenly screamed in anger.
Yang Yuanfeng smiled faintly, stepped forward, and buckled the door: "Instructor Xu, please open the door." ”
Xu Moqiu held a big spoon in his right hand, opened a crack in the door with his left hand, poked out a head, and looked constipated: "What are you doing?
glanced at the tiger whose face kept twitching, and suddenly stretched his face longer: "Hey...... They all said that if you look ugly, don't come out and be scary, but you won't listen to it, right? Oh! I know, it turns out that you did it on purpose? Do you think that you can't beat it, so you think of these three indiscriminate methods? Ha, I have already seen these tricks of yours. ”
"You don't want to spew blood!" the tiger's eyes breathed fire, eager to tear this guy to shreds.
Yang Yuanfeng waved his hand at him, stared at Xu Moqiu, and said with a smile: "Hehe, Instructor Xu is really sharp-toothed, and he is willing to bow down!"
Xu Moqiu looked impatient, patted the spoon in his hand, and said, "You have something to say directly, don't bother me if you have nothing to do, don't you see that I'm busy making lunch for my lovely girls?"
Yang Yuanfeng still has the same face: "I just want to remind Instructor Xu that the seven-day appointment is coming soon." I don't know if you're ready. ”
Xu Moqiu lit a cigarette he had scavenged from the tiger and glanced at him: "What?
Instructor Xu laughed, and there was no word lose in the dictionary below. ”
"Oh, got it, are you done?If it's over, please go back, we're going to have dinner!" Saying that, Xu Moqiu picked up the iron basin next to him, opened the wooden door and jumped out.
"Bang" slammed the iron spoon in his hand on the iron basin, and shouted like an old bustard: "Girls, it's time to eat!"
The door of the dormitory opened, and several girls walked out arm in arm, judging from their clothes, they had just woken up.
It's almost 12 o'clock before I get up! Moreover, there is a special chef waiting, where is this for training? It is clearly for vacation!
Yang Yuanfeng frowned and looked at Xu Moqiu: "That's how you brought them?"
Xu Moqiu asked rhetorically: "What, what's the problem?"
What's the problem?
Yang Yuanfeng said with a heavy face: "Don't forget their identities, do you know what it means for you to do this?
"Identity? Are you embarrassed to mention their identity?haha, it's ridiculous!" Xu Moqiu sneered, "Then you tell me, with the men's team and not the women's team, have you ever thought about their identity?
"There is a difference between men and women, and the training plan I have developed ......"
"Yes, it's different, you just look down on them. It doesn't matter, they don't need you to look up to it. My girls will all be handsome talents in their own hands in the future, and these ...... you brought out" Xu Moqiu pointed to the tiger and said unceremoniously, "Lifting their shoes is not qualified." ”
"You ......"
Xu Moqiu unceremoniously cut off the tiger's words: "What are you, what are you? Next time you talk to me, remember to turn your face for me! I looked at my stomach and asked me to say how many times?"
"Tiger, let's go. Yang Yuanfeng stared at Xu Moqiu coldly, "I hope you remember tomorrow's agreement." ”
"Don't worry, I have a very good memory! Someone wants to rely on my cigarettes today, and I will remember this for the rest of my life!"
When the tiger heard this, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground.
(End of chapter)