Chapter 366: Is there that?
Turn your face, just turn your face.
This guy also took that sentence seriously - turning his face is faster than turning a book. I'm afraid it's not a dog.
After a while, I saw him smile and said: "Of course, it is impossible for you to suffer unilaterally, if you win, the benefits will definitely be great!"
If you want the horse to run, can you give it grass? Xu Moqiu still knows the most basic truth.
The cat looked uncomfortable: "What good can we do if we win? Let them be our husbands? Isn't that the same loss?"
"That's it! I don't like pimple men! People like little fresh meat, okay!"
"Classmate Cat, there seems to be something wrong with your ideological outlook, here I want to correct it for you! If you win, how about letting them be your servants?" lest they still be unhappy, Xu Moqiu added, "Of course, if you win, you can also get five ...... jointly funded by Teacher Qin and Teacher Mi 100 Dollars Bonus!How, isn't it exciting?"
"Cut~" suddenly booed, obviously everyone didn't take a fancy to his five hundred yuan.
As a standard rich woman, Qin Mengyan couldn't hold back her face, and coughed: "Don't listen to his nonsense there, if you win, I will reward you with a bonus of five million in private, and I will never break my word." ”
Mitchell smiled, "Me too. ”
"Wow!" suddenly exclaimed again.
Five hundred plus five hundred is 10 million! Come to think of it, it's quite tempting.
Xu Moqiu struck while the iron was hot: "And I personally promise that I will introduce you to a boyfriend according to your requirements when the time comes." Absolutely all of them are better than Pan An, more than Fan Li, and single-minded, and will never abandon you for the rest of your life......"
"Are you serious?"
Xu Moqiu patted his chest: "Lao Tzu said one thing!"
Who wouldn't write a blank check? Besides, if you have to find yourself when the time comes, you can just introduce them to them, and as for the family background, it is even easier to do, and directly arranging for a company to go bankrupt or something is simply a piece of cake.
"So, for the rest of your training, you have to work hard! And from now on, I declare that you will train from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. every day, and oh, of course, my classes will remain the same in the afternoon. Other times, rest. ”
In other words, the normal training time at the end of the day is only eight hours, which is more than half of what they used to be. But seeing his wicked smile, they knew that these eight hours would not be so good.
Xu Moqiu looked at the time: "Next, let your dear Teacher Mi tell you a few words." ”
Mitchell stood up: "I don't know what to call martial arts. What I can teach you is the art of killing, and of course, the most important thing is the ability to adapt to the environment, and the reason why you train at night is to get you used to fighting in the dark. ”
"Tonight's destination is a shallow beach a thousand meters away, and your goal is simple. Mitchell smiled, "Kill me." ”
What the?
Her first lesson was to ask everyone to kill her!
Everyone was shocked, and the hedgehog frowned, "Do you mean it really?"
Mitchell clasped his hands around his chest: "Of course." If you have the ability!"
"What if we do kill you by mistake?"
"Then I deserve it. I had signed a life and death certificate before I came, and if I were to die in training, no one would trouble you. And don't worry, if you can really do it, not only will I not blame you, but I will feel relieved, because ...... I've never been beaten by a woman. ”
A good one who has never been defeated by a woman, Qin Mengyan's eyes suddenly burned with monstrous battle intent!
Mitchell turned his face: "Teacher Qin, I feel a strong will to fight in you, don't worry, when the matter is over, I will definitely accompany you to fight! ”
Qin Mengyan clenched her fists and snorted: "Whoever loses wins."
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Not necessarily!"
"What's that...... You're busy, so I'm not going. Huh...... I'll prepare breakfast for you in the morning. Xu Moqiu yawned, waved his hand, turned around and walked towards his room.
This night, Xu Moqiu slept very soundly, the alarm clock rang, and he reluctantly got up and began to prepare breakfast for everyone.
Training is tiring, so be sure to keep up with the food. Yesterday, in addition to some props that I needed, there was also food and spices.
The girls spent the whole night in battle, hardly stopping. After soaking in the sea water all night, until the sky was white, they realized that the sunrise was so beautiful......
After breakfast, everyone went back to their rooms to rest, and Xu Moqiu was sitting on the edge of the bed looking at the scenery outside the window. Qin Mengyan pushed open the door and walked in.
Looking at her bloodshot eyes and tired face, Xu Moqiu hurriedly moved the chair over: "Tired, aren't you? Come, I'll give you a massage." ”
"Hmm. ”
Qin Mengyan surprisingly did not object, closed her eyes, and leaned back in her chair.
The door was thrown over by Xu Moqiu.
Qin Mengyan opened her eyes and said strangely, "What are you doing when you close the door?"
"Isn't that so that someone can see the root of the tongue chewing?"
"How do I feel like you're ill-intentioned?"
It's not a feeling, it's just that!
A man and a woman, in a room, close the door, and if you want to say that it can't be burned, then you can't say anything.
At the beginning, it was indeed massage, but as she pressed it, Qin Mengyan felt that those two hands began to be dishonest. Just as he was about to scold, his lips were gagged by him.
This guy ...... Forget it! One last time, this time it's really the last time.
Just when the two were confused, there was a sharp knock on the door.
This is the second time that the two of them are about to have the most intimate contact, and when they are about to have the most intimate contact, they are interrupted, and Xu Moqiu can't wait to dismantle the people outside.
While getting dressed, he held back his anger: "Who?"
"It's me, kitten. ”
"What are you doing?" Xu Moqiu's tone was quite unhappy. It's no wonder that if someone interrupts a good thing for no reason, it is estimated that no one will be happy in their hearts.
Qin Mengyan, on the other hand, was quite flustered, empty inside, not to mention the cabinet, not even a big pocket. Glancing at the dark bed, he gritted his teeth and got in.
I really scolded in my heart: Pity me Qin Nuxia I am famous, and I still have to drill under the bed! Damn! It's like cheating. It's all a good thing that a slut allowed this guy to do, so I don't have to say it! This hatred has been written down.
Huh? No, why are you hiding? She didn't catch it. Obviously, you can make up a reason to pass perfunctory!
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that this was the case, and at the moment when she crawled out from under the bed, it was a coincidence that Xu Moqiu, a slut, opened the door of the room at this time.
"Xu ...... Mr. Qin, are you ...... Why are you under Mr. Xu's bed?" the cat's eyes widened in disbelief.
This scene, linked to what they had watched and TV, their minds suddenly became active, could it be them...... Hide-and-seek?
"I ......" Qin Mengyan's mind spun quickly, "I lost my things, I'll see if he hid them for me." ”
"What did you lose? Teacher Xu shouldn't be that kind of person, right?"
Xu Moqiu was afraid that she would say something about her personal belongings again, and when the time came, she would jump into the dung pit and couldn't wash it, so she preemptively said: "Charger! Yes, charger." ”
As he spoke, he kept glancing at Qin Mengyan.
Looking at the pleading gaze, Qin Mengyan's heart was dark for a while, but she didn't put a basin on his head, and nodded: "Yes, a pink charger." I was still there last night, and I came back and was gone. ”
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In order to avoid her entanglement, Xu Moqiu hurriedly changed the topic: "By the way, kitten, training is so tiring, you don't sleep, what's the matter with coming to me?"
"Oh, that's it......" the cat blushed and whispered, "you...... Is there one?"
Xu Moqiu's eyelids jumped: "Which one is that?"
Xindao, this kid shouldn't be asking himself what he wants a condom for, right? Who is it for? There is no second man here except himself, is it possible to become a woman? Isn't it so exciting?
"Oops, that's the ......," the cat's face flushed, "I'm embarrassed to say it." ”
Xu Moqiu was very helpless: "Then how do you know what it is?"
"You know that. ”
Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes: "Where do I know where to go! I'm not a roundworm in your belly." ”
The cat lowered her head and poked her fingers: "It's the kind of thing used for advertising on TV, and girls use it......"
Advertised on TV?
Xu Moqiu suddenly realized: "Oh, you mean baby cream, right? Hey, then you are looking for the wrong person, you said that I am a big man, where can I have those things?"
"Oops!" the cat stamped, "It's not this......"
"What's that?" Xu Moqiu still hadn't figured it out. I thought to myself, could it be nail polish, or perfume mascara, or whatever...... I'm afraid it's not suitable, right?
"It's a sanitary napkin!" Qin Mengyan really couldn't stand it, so she pushed Xu Moqiu away and said disdainfully, "Didn't you say that you were smart? I can't even guess this." ”
Damn! Who knows what she's talking about? Do you ask the old man if he knows?
But Xu Moqiu still didn't figure it out: "No...... I'm a big man, you asked me for this kind of thing...... Come, tell me, what the hell do you think?"
"You already have it!" the cat muttered quietly, "You're just stingy and reluctant to take it out." ”
"I ......" Xu Moqiu couldn't help it and stood up: "Who told you that I have it?"
"Aren't you having broken hemorrhoids? Everyone knows it, why do you have to say it? It's really ......."
"I ......" At this point, if Xu Moqiu couldn't guess who was holding the basin for him, then he would have lived in vain all these years. looked at Qin Mengyan with a resentful expression.
Qin Mengyan was not afraid at all: "Look at what I'm doing? If you have to, you have to admit it, and it's not something unsightly." It is not unreasonable to say that ten men have nine hemorrhoids. ”
There's a fart truth! I obviously don't have it, okay? Xu Moqiu was so angry.
"Forget it, kitten, don't talk to this hypocrite, go, sister has it. Qin Mengyan took the cat's hand and walked farther and farther, leaving Xu Moqiu standing alone and whispering.
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In the evening, the girls ushered in Mr. Xu's second class, and this time in the big iron pot in front of them, in addition to sand, there were several pebbles bigger than fists.
And today's time, compared to yesterday, has also increased by a full ten minutes.
The punishment is still the same as yesterday, whoever falls will be spanked, of course, the person who punishes this punishment naturally can't be Xu Moqiu - unless he is impatient.
His arm was almost thrown off, and he finally finished his homework, and the girls were slumped on the ground massaging each other.
Suddenly a strong wind hung on the island, followed by a flash of lightning and thunder, and a "boom" and a torrential rain fell.
When it rains, it's even more fun!
Rain or shine, watching the girls disappear into the darkness, Xu Moqiu stretched and returned to his room. Originally, I wanted to call Lu Mingyue and the others to report their safety, but there was no signal on the mobile phone, so I had to give up.
Squinting his eyes and thinking about some strange things, he fell asleep after a while.
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