If you remember correctly, my cheap old man seems to have said that the day when the soul nourishing grass blooms will be the day he and his nine girls meet!

Although Xu Moqiu knew that he was lying to himself, out of curiosity, he was actually quite looking forward to it in his heart.

What kind of person will the wife of the previous life be?

cough, forget it, don't think about it, maybe she will come to meet her in her dreams.

Fang was a little sleepy, and suddenly there was a gust of wind blowing in the room, Xu Moqiu couldn't help but shiver, and then heard a heavenly voice coming: "Husband!"

Xu Moqiu instantly lost his sleepiness, sat up suddenly, and looked around, but found nothing.

Could it be that you are dreaming?

Yes, the doors and windows in the room are closed, and there is no way that the wind will blow in.

But that "husband" is so real......

In a daze, Xu Moqiu soon fell asleep. In his dream, a fair woman in a long red dress with black hair dancing in front of him, but unfortunately, he couldn't see her face clearly.

Reaching out and grabbing it, he woke up suddenly. Looking at the time, it was already past six o'clock in the morning. After washing up, I stepped on my pedals and came to school.

At this moment, Liao Yibao was sitting at the school gate with a chair, holding a green inner tube in his hand, and every student passing by him would pull him for interrogation.

"Classmate, did you drop this inner tube?"

"Neurotic!"

"Classmate, have you ever seen the owner of this inner tube?"

"Isn't it yours in your hands?"

"Classmate, have you ever seen a man with a crescent-shaped birthmark on his buttocks?"

"Hooligans!" the female classmate almost slapped him.

After asking for a long time and no gain, Liao Yibao was upset, and when he saw Xu Moqiu coming with a cigarette in his mouth, he stood up suddenly, stopped him, and said with a cold face: "Teacher Xu, how many times have you said it, you must pay attention to your personal image! This is the campus of the Holy Spirit, put out the cigarette butts for me and come in!"

"Whew......" Xu Moqiu took the last puff, flicked his hand, and the cigarette butt fell into the trash can accurately, giving him a blank look, "I can go in now, right?"

"Wait!" Liao grabbed his shirt and shook the shorts in front of him, "Is this inner tube a student in your class? Let me tell you, confess leniently, resist strictly! You'd better give me an honest explanation." ”

Xu Moqiu pushed him away: "I said, are you full and have nothing to do? If that's the case, I suggest you go and wash the public toilet, you only know how to pull all day long, and you don't know how to wash! Get out of the way, I'm very busy! I don't want to talk to you." ”

Liao Yibao grabbed the head of his car and refused to let go: "Stop! You answer my question first, is this inner tube a student in your class?"

Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes: "How do I know?

"Who?" Liao Yibao didn't react.

"I want to go. Xu Moqiu stopped talking to this stupid man, pushed the pedals into the guard room, locked it and walked towards the campus.

Looking at Xu Moqiu's back, Liao's eyes breathed fire. Gritted his teeth and said: "Xu Moqiu, that thief must be from your class! Wait, my old Liao will definitely not let you go." ”

There are still two last exams today, Xu Moqiu found a few guys who were thieves last night, and asked with a split head and face: "Who was picked up by Liao Guangtou last night?" Didn't I say, don't leave evidence, what's going on?"

Ma Ganghelmet looked helpless: "Teacher...... It's me. ”

Last night, five people went out, except for Chen Aman and White Toad, who retreated with their whole bodies, and the other three were injured. The cow steel door is short

Of course, the worst thing is Wu Dalang, when he returned to the dormitory, he had a banana leaf on his body and a foul smell on his body.

After learning that the guy had fallen into the dung pit, several people almost didn't laugh out loud. This guy usually claims to be a generation of thieves, but what happened?

Xu Moqiu instructed: "Remember, he didn't catch you, don't admit this matter! No matter how he cheats, don't let go." After today, it's basically fine. Alright, it's okay, let's go and prepare for the exam. ”

Ma Ganghelmet grabbed Xu Moqiu, who turned to leave, and said shyly: "Teacher, he ...... He probably saw my ass!"

"So what?" Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes, "Who doesn't have that thing? Could it be that you have an extra petal than us?" Or is there something unsightly on your side?"

Ma Ganghelmet laughed dryly and grabbed his head: "That's the case, there is a birthmark in my place...... I guess he saw it, I'm afraid he ......"

"So what? Could it be that he dared to pick off your pants one by one to look at it? Don't worry, it's time to ring the bell and hurry up to prepare for the exam. ”

Liao's orchard was robbed, and he didn't sleep well all night. After a whole morning of his secret visits, he finally had a clue - Xu Moqiu had a birthmark on his buttocks!

Liao Yibao was immediately overjoyed, and after a long time, this thief is you Xu Moqiu himself! He actually disguised himself as a student, and he was really treacherous enough! Hmph! It's a pity, you met my old Liao's fiery eyes.

So he went straight to the principal's office, and told Xu Moqiu about Xu Moqiu's evil deeds with a handful of tears and snot.

The principal listened to him and said the truth, although it was hard to believe that Xu Moqiu would do such a thing, but he had no choice but to call Xu Moqiu to the principal's office.

When he received the call, Xu Moqiu was walking around the campus...... Ahh

The principal didn't explain the reason on the phone, and only asked him to come over. Xu Moqiu secretly slandered himself: Could it be that he plans to give himself a promotion and a salary increase?

Thinking about it this way, there is really that possibility, after all, his ability is obvious to all. So with a brisk step, humming a little song, he walked towards the principal's office with his hands behind his back.

A passing teacher greeted him: "Xiao Xu won the jackpot?"

Xu Moqiu was full of perfunctory: "Well, yes, yes." Tastes good. ”

"Xiao Xu's wife gave birth to a son?"

"Well, yes, yes, eighty pounds of a dog, old fat. "When he speaks, the head of the bull is not in the mouth of the horse.

Soon came to the principal's office, Xu Moqiu tidied up his clothes, cleared his throat, straightened his waist, and knocked lightly on the door.

"Please come in. Wang Mufang's majestic voice came from inside.

Pushing open the door and seeing the person standing next to Wang Mufang, Xu Moqiu knew that things were not so simple.

"Teacher Xu, Director Liao reported that you took a student to his orchard to commit theft last night, how do you explain this?" Wang Mufang said without a trace of expression.

How did he know? Could it be that the little bunnies had betrayed themselves?

Xu Moqiu was amazed in his heart, but after thinking about it, this dead bald head didn't catch himself, so he was cheating himself! Hmph! I Xu someone will be fooled by you?

At that moment, he did not hesitate to call out to the sky: "Wronged! Principal Wang, I have been greatly wronged! Last night, I went home after school, and when I got home, I didn't even eat dinner, so I worked hard to write handouts until two o'clock in the middle of the night, and I didn't even have time to hit mosquitoes in my face! How could I be a thief?"

"Director Liao, I don't know why you want to frame an innocent and good person out of thin air! Just because I broke the filthy thing of you molesting the cafeteria aunt in the first place, are you going to put me to death?" Xu Moqiu splashed him on the spot

Excrement.

"What? Who is molesting the cafeteria aunt! Xu Moqiu, you are framing me!" Liao Yibao was so angry that his head was beating and he pulled Wang Mufang, "Headmaster, did you hear, he framed me! My old Liao has been in the Boya Middle School for more than ten years, and he is innocent, how could he do such a thing? He is framing me!"

Wang Mufang glanced at Xu Moqiu: "Teacher Xu, if you do have evidence that Director Liao violated school discipline and rules, you can report it directly to the school, and we will conduct an in-depth investigation, if it is true, we will severely punish it." But if it's a false thing, then please don't maliciously spread rumors. ”

Seeing that the principal seemed to be biased towards his side, Liao Yibao suddenly straightened his waist: "Yes! Don't maliciously spread rumors!"

I never thought that Principal Wang's words would change: "Director Liao, you are the same." You keep saying that Teacher Xu led people to steal in your orchard, what evidence do you have?"

This time, Xu Moqiu straightened his waist: "Yes, what evidence do you have?"

"Hmph, Xu Moqiu, I knew you wouldn't admit it!" Liao Yibao sneered, "I have an ironclad evidence here, and I can't deny it!"

"Then you should show it to me! I promise someone to behave properly, and I see how you will slander me. ”

Xu Moqiu said this, but he was a little flustered in his heart. Looking at this dead bald head with confidence, could it be true that he had mastered his own evidence? Or maybe there was a surveillance in the orchard? Mom, if that's the case, things would have gone wrong.

"Dead duck has a hard mouth!" When Liao Yibao spoke, he took out the black and white shorts from the plastic bag behind him and threw them in front of Xu Moqiu, "See for yourself! What is this?"

"What?" Xu Moqiu looked dazed, "A pair of torn shorts, what do you want to explain? What does this have to do with me?"

"What about this? What do you have to say about this?" Liao Yibao pulled out a green triangular inner tube from the plastic bag as he spoke.

Wang Mufang couldn't help frowning, this thing was dirty, and at first glance, it looked like it had been worn and unwashed. I don't know what kind of plane this Liao Yibao is doing, take out this kind of thing, although everyone is a man, but you also have to pay attention to a little impact, right?

Xu Moqiu took a step back and said with a look of disgust: "Is there something wrong with your brain? These things have something to do with me!"

Wang Mufang also said: "Yes, Director Liao, these things ...... What does it have to do with Xiao Xu?"

Liao Yibao stepped forward, shook the inner tube in his hand, and looked proud: "Principal Wang, I can't hide it, these two things were picked up by a thief last night! This is the physical evidence!"

His actions made Wang Mufang very unhappy, and he was about to speak, when suddenly Liao's hand slipped, and Dongzi directly covered Wang Mufang's face.

Wang Mufang was so angry that he was so disgusted that he almost didn't spit out the overnight rice residue, his old face turned green in an instant, and he grabbed the things on his face and threw them into the trash.

Shen Yan said: "Director Liao, please pay attention to your behavior! You are a people's teacher, not a street ruffian! You ...... What a disappointment for me!"

"Ahem...... Principal Wang, I ...... I just slipped my hand, don't you mind. Let's get down to business and talk about Mr. Xu taking the lead in being a thief. Liao Yibao's old face turned red, and he quickly changed the topic.

Wang Mufang's face was very ugly: "If it's just these two things, it can't be said that Teacher Xu did it, so ......"

"Of course not!" Liao Yibao said, "To be honest, in last night's struggle, I suddenly discovered that the thief had a crescent-shaped birthmark on his buttocks!"

"And then?"

"Then it's very simple!" Liao Yibao looked at Xu Moqiu with a smug expression, "As far as I know, Teacher Xu also has such a birthmark on his buttocks! Principal Wang, do you think this is too much of a coincidence?"