What? I have a birthmark on my buttocks? Why don't I know? Xu Moqiu looked confused.

Seeing that Xu Moqiu didn't speak, Liao Yibao became even more proud, almost poking Xu Moqiu's chest and saying: "Xu Moqiu, I didn't expect it, right? The road is one foot high and the devil is one foot high, even if you are a monkey, you can't escape my old Liao's Five Finger Mountain......!

Xu Moqiu looked at him as he was showing off his might, and felt a little funny: "Who told you that I have such a birthmark on my body?"

"Naturally, someone reported it to me!"

"Who is it?" Xu Moqiu was very curious, who would throw dirty water on him.

"Haha!" Liao Yibao smiled, "Xu Moqiu, do you think I will tell you? You have a bad character, let you know who it is, and you will definitely retaliate against her cruelly! Put away your fancy intestines! My old Liao is not a fool." ”

It was already certain that someone had framed him, Xu Moqiu shook his head: "Heh! Director Liao must have bought off a certain student, and he deliberately said so, right? Hey, is such a student not afraid of being struck by lightning when he goes out?"

"Ahh

Liao slapped the table with a bag: "Xu Moqiu, don't say those useless things! I'll just ask you, do you dare to take off your pants in front of me and the principal, let's see!"

Xu Moqiu's eyelids jumped: "What? Do you want me to take off my pants in front of you?"

Liao Yibao rolled up his sleeves: "Of course! To tell you the truth, you have to take it off today, and you have to take it off if you don't take it off!"

Xu Moqiu jumped back: "Hey, what are you going to do? In broad daylight, is it possible that you still want to use strong? Don't think that I am afraid of you when you grow strong, let me tell you, I am a person with backbone, and I will never give in!"

Liao Yibao naturally didn't dare to go up and pick up his pants like this, turned his head to Wang Mufang and said, "Principal Wang, you see that he shirks in every way, there must be a ghost in his heart!"

"Hmm......" Wang Mufang was in a dilemma, but Liao Yibao was indomitable, if he didn't let him die, God knows when it would be troublesome, and glanced at Xu Moqiu, "Or, you just let us take a look?"

Liao Yibao echoed: "That's it, how can you drop a piece of meat if you take a look?"

"Principal Wang, ...... Not really, right?"

"Headmaster, do you see it!" Liao Yibao began to fan the wind and ignite the ghost fire, "He is weak-hearted, timid, scared, and overwhelmed!"

Seeing Xu Moqiu's hesitation, Wang Mufang continued: "Xiao Xu, don't worry, we are all men, it's not a big deal. And I can assure you, won't go out and talk nonsense. ”

"Then ......" Xu Moqiu gritted his teeth, and finally made a difficult decision, "Yes, but we said in advance, if I don't have a birthmark, then what can I say?"

Liao Yibao opened his mouth and shouted: "Impossible, you must have it!"

Xu Moqiu's eyes widened: "Are you my son or grandson?" do you know so clearly?"

"You ......"

"Okay, don't make any noise!" Wang Mufang rubbed his temples and said in a negotiating tone, "In this way, if you don't have a birthmark on your body, how about Director Liao apologize to you?"

Apologize? Who rarely apologizes to him? Xu Moqiu has been so poor recently, and the shares of the noodle restaurant have also been generously given away by him, and he is embarrassed to ask Lu Meiren and Qin Meiren (someone: You are also embarrassed?), so it is better to take the opportunity to squeeze some oil and water here at the dead bald head.

"Principal Wang, you should know that once I take off my pants, if I spread the word......

Wang Mufang hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I promise that this matter will not be spread." ”

"Headmaster, you are of high moral character, and I can naturally trust you, no

Some people have ......" Xu Moqiu glanced at Liao Yibao and did not continue.

Liao slapped the table with a bag and shouted, "Xu Moqiu, what do you mean? Is it possible that my old Liao is the kind of person who will chew the root of his tongue everywhere?"

Wang Mufang heard a little bit of the truth, and smiled: "In this way, if Director Liao wrongs you, how about appropriate compensation for mental damages?" Director Liao, do you have any opinions?"

"Nope. Liao Yibao agreed without thinking about it, because he thought that Xu Moqiu was the thief! Looking at Xu Moqiu, he urged, "Hurry up, take it off, do you want me to help?"

"Okay, Director Liao, I will pay you back one day for today's humiliation. Xu Moqiu pretended to be helpless, just touched the belt buckle, and glanced around, "Close the doors and windows first, I don't want to make headlines on campus!"

"Hmph! lazy cows, lazy horses,, and pee!" Liao Yibao quickly closed the doors and windows, and said impatiently, "Don't grind, hurry up." ”

Xu Moqiu pulled down half of his pants diagonally in front of the two of them, and when he saw that half of the shirt was slippery, Liao Yibao was like a vicious wolf, and shouted with red eyes: "On the other side! Take it off!

However, there was still no birthmark on the other side, but there was a wound, which was the place where the female killer had been shot with a gun not long ago.

"Hmm, no! How could there be none?" Liao Yibao was anxious, his eyes rubbed and rubbed, and he didn't see the crescent-shaped birthmark.

Xu Moqiu said with a cold face: "Principal Wang, Director Liao, you can see clearly, right?

"Yes......" Wang Mufang nodded. I sighed in my heart: Director Liao is really still communiquéing personal vendetta and splashing dirty water! Hey, if it weren't for the face of the board of directors, let alone the director of the security department, he would have been swept out of the house.

"Wait!" Liao Yibao was in a hurry, stepped forward, grabbed Xu Moqiu's waistband, didn't let him lift his pants up, and said, "You must have wiped something and covered it! Yes, it must be like this! Come, let me touch it!"

Xu Moqiu never thought that Liao Guangtou would make such a perverted request!

I've grown so big, except for my parents and grandmother, I haven't been touched yet, and suddenly a bald guy with a lewd face wants to take this first time, and if it's you, will you agree?

Xu Moqiu and Wang Mufang were about to refuse, when suddenly the door of the office was pushed open, and then the director of the General Affairs Office (Logistics Office), Brobo, came in, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he was stunned there.

Liao Yibao was holding Xu Moqiu's pants tightly, and one hand was touching him, while the principal sat in the chair without saying a word, looking at them quietly.

This suddenly reminded him of the recent Yuejiang headline - "The Story of Three Men Who Have to Tell in the Office".

One of my ancestors, after reading this, I'm afraid I'm going to rot my eyes!

The picture instantly froze, and after about a minute, Brobo reacted and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I didn't see anything." You go on. ”

Then he slammed the door with a "bang" and left.

Liao Yibao Wuzi didn't notice anything wrong, he still grabbed Xu Moqiu's waistband, and said unwillingly: "Hurry up, let me touch it!"

"You! shameless!" Xu Moqiu's face was blue and black, and he slapped him with his backhand, and Liao Yibao's body was unstable and he was directly slapped to the ground.

"Xu Moqiu, what kind of nerves are you?" Liao Yibao covered half of his face and shouted, "Lord Principal, look...... He actually committed murder in front of you! This man is beyond cure! Get him out of here! The sacred campus cannot tolerate such garbage to be defiled!"

Wang Mufang couldn't bear it anymore, slapped the table and stood up, and scolded: "That's enough! Director Liao, it's you who can't be saved!"

"I—what's wrong with me?" said Liao

Indissoluble.

"What's wrong with you?" Xu Moqiu's face was full of humiliation, as if he had just been ruined, his hands trembled, and he pointed at him, "You are embarrassed to ask you what's wrong? You did such a thing that is not as good as a pig and a dog in front of others! What are your intentions? You have ruined my innocence, so how can I behave in school in the future?"

"What's bad about your innocence? Isn't it just ......" Liao Yibao's face changed greatly, and he could be regarded as reacting, and hurriedly explained to Wang Mufang, "Principal Wang, you listen to my explanation, I really don't mean that to him! Really, I am an iron-clad man, and it is impossible to do that kind of thing......

Xu Moqiu looked indignant: "Principal Wang! You have to make the decision for me in this matter! My young heart has been seriously traumatized. I seemed to have seen my great-grandmother waving at me, and she smiled so kindly, so kindly, so approachable......

Liao Yibao was so anxious that he was sweating profusely: "Principal Wang, don't listen to his nonsense, how can the matter be as serious as he said......?"

"That's enough!" Wang Mufang really couldn't listen anymore, and said with a cold face, "Director Liao, you first framed Teacher Xu out of nothing, and then you were indomitable and made a ...... in front of Teacher Xu in front of me This kind of thing is simply against the teacher's morality......"

Looking at Xu Moqiu's miserable appearance of 'being loveless', Wang Mufang really couldn't bear it.

took out a bulging envelope from the desk and handed it to Xu Moqiu: "Xiao Xu, I know that you are a good teacher and a real man! There is no obstacle in this world that cannot be overcome, you take this money, go to a psychiatrist to see ......"

"Principal Wang, how can I ask for your money?" Xu Moqiu got up angrily and pointed at Liao Yibao, "It's this guy with a beast's heart, I want to call the police, I want him to be punished by the law!"

"Teacher Xu, don't be impulsive!" Wang Mufang hurriedly pressed his hand on the phone, and persuaded bitterly, "We have something to say, there is no need to make things so stiff." ”

At the same time, he kept glancing at Liao Yibao, Liao Yibao knew that Xu Moqiu was pretending on purpose, but he was helpless: "Teacher Xu, let's say, what benefits do you want?"

"What do you mean I want? Do you mean I'm blackmailing you?" Xu Moqiu's face was gloomy, "Principal Wang, look at his attitude! I don't realize my mistake at all! If he looks like this, he will make a big mistake sooner or later in the future!"

This attitude is really unpleasant, Wang Mufang opened his mouth and scolded: "Director Liao, the so-called knowing mistakes can be changed, and it is very good." It's chilling for me like this...... Why don't you apologize to Mr. Xu quickly?"

"I'm ......" Looking at Xu Moqiu's villainous face, Liao Yibao had to swallow his anger, "I'm sorry......"

"An apology is forgiven. Xu Moqiu waved his hand very generously, "Let's talk about the compensation for mental damages......

Ten minutes later, Xu Moqiu walked out of the principal's office with a smile on his face.

Gao Yuanjun, who was passing by, greeted him: "Huh, Xiao Xu, so happy, you won the lottery ticket by buying a lottery ticket?"

"Yes, yes!" Xu Moqiu nodded repeatedly. This trip was really not in vain, and when I took off my pants, I earned 50,000 yuan. Worthwhile!

But speaking of which, I have to thank the person who falsely accused him of having a birthmark on his buttocks, which is simply a divine assist!

Gao Yuanjun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he rubbed his hands: "Yo!

In the past two days, he had a cold war with his mother-in-law, Gao Yuanjun was worried that his lunch had not been settled, and he was going to help the fat chef wash the bowl for two hours for a bowl of economic meal, but he happened to meet Xu Moqiu.

"Please! I must please!" Xu Moqiu made a windfall, instantly swelled like a five-hundred-pound dog, patted his chest and said, "Call Lao Tang and Lao Yu, let's rub it outside!"

Gao Yuanjun was overjoyed: "Okay, leave this matter to my brother!"