People sit in chairs, and pots come from heaven.

Xu Moqiu was drinking a little wine and watching the excitement, this Humpty Dumpty actually burned his anger on his head!

Isn't it just handsome that you have to be treated like this?

Is there still a heavenly principle, is there still a royal law?

Xu Moqiu seemed to be swallowing big, and his head kept shaking: "There is a wrong, there is a debtor, whoever pierces him, you go to whom." What kind of ability is a man to embarrass me?"

Ji Batian held back a breath of fire: "Are you willing to hide behind a woman's ass?"

Xu Moqiu didn't feel inappropriate at all, and squinted his eyes: "What's the matter?"

To be honest, Ji Batian is really envious. Secretly worried about how he gave birth to a shoehorn face, if it is more handsome, go to a rich woman to support, and then use the money of the rich woman to maintain two college students, that is not happy?

"Boy, if you're still a man, fight with me! I don't beat women, don't embarrass me!"

Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "What's polite? Don't you just treat her as a woman?"

Lu Caidie glanced at Lu Mingyue: "Sister, I can't help it, I want to hit him." ”

Lu Mingyue nodded thoughtfully: "I have no opinion." Remember to grab a weapon, this guy has thick skin. ”

Lu Baoer was next to her, fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "Hit! The briquettes are not beaten! Hit the of his mother!"

"Bao'er!

"Whew...... Know the birds. ”

Seeing that he had accidentally provoked the anger of the public, Xu Moqiu got up from the chair, coughed, put his hands behind his back, and said to Ji Batian: "Since you are bent on abusing you, then I will be kind enough to fulfill you! Say, how do you want to die?"

Ji Batian was overjoyed: "Come, let's compare fists and feet!" ”

"Okay!" Xu Moqiu stepped forward with a smile on his face, tiptoed, and pointed behind him with his right hand, "Hey, go grocery shopping?"

"Well, who...... Whew......"

Taking advantage of the moment when Ji Batian turned around, he slapped his face with a brick with his left hand, and slapped his yin leg with his right foot, a two-pronged approach, Ji Batian hit both shots, his head was slapped by a brick and his head was bleeding, and he was almost kicked below, and he squatted down with a scream.

Xu Moqiu threw away the bricks he picked up out of nowhere, and clapped his hands: "Hmph!

The two gods were put to the ground, Tianbang was taken aback, and hurriedly wanted to run, Qin Mengyan shouted: "If you dare to run today, I will see you once in the future!

Tianbang made a bitter face: "Don't ...... Auntie, I'm your nephew, you can't do that!"

"Oh? Now I want to play the emotional card? Who scolded me for being a dead woman just now?"

Tianbang jumped up in an instant, crossed his waist and pointed around: "Who is it? Who dares to scold my old aunt? Mom, stand up for grandpa! Grandpa, I don't share the sky with him!"

Qin Mengyan clenched her fist and gurgled: "How do I feel that there is a bone behind your skull? I think I should kill my relatives in righteousness." Otherwise, maybe one day you will make two fox friends and come to me again!"

Tianbang shuddered with fright: "Something else......! I just poured too much horse urine! Old aunt, you are an elder, you must be magnanimous! You can't worry about one of my juniors, right?"

I knew that these two people were so unreliable, and I wouldn't come to trouble her if I said anything, but now it's okay, stealing chickens won't make it a mess.

Qin Mengyan wanted to teach him a lesson, but Lu Mingyue behind her reminded: "Mengyan, it's not too early. ”

"Hmph! For the sake of my dear face, forget it this time, you listen to me, and next time, my aunt and grandmother will not be spared!"

Tianbang hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, don't dare, don't dare!

Qin Mengyan turned around: "I still pay it back."

You didn't say you wanted to leave, but you were so anxious to drive me away? Could it be that you are going to do something bad after I leave? I think it is necessary for you to remember it longer!"

"Deception...... It's too much! Lao Tzu is fighting with you!" Ji Batian has lived for dozens of years, and he has never suffered such an insult, so he endured the pain in his crotch and head, and with a roar, he threw himself at Qin Mengyan.

I don't know why, the moment he got up, the heavenly stick had a strong urge to pull him back!

Usually on TV, someone shouts that he wants to fight with the other side, then this person will receive a boxed lunch 100% next.

After all, the heavenly stick still failed to pull Ji Batian. But he went fast and came back faster. Qin Mengyan spun around and kicked Ji Batian's ribs.

"Kaba" A creepy voice sounded, and Ji Batian's ribs were directly kicked and broken by her, I don't know how many. His clumsy body was like a kite with a broken string, falling not far away, his head hitting the concrete steps, and he fainted directly.

Qin Mengyan clapped her hands: "There will be a next time, he will be the end! Let's go!"

"Hey...... Wait!" The boss greeted him.

Qin Mengyan looked vigilant: "What are you doing?"

The boss looked embarrassed: "That...... You haven't checked out yet? Look......"

Tianbang was eager to please Qin Mengyan, grabbed him by the collar, and said with a heavy face: "Are you blind? I'm a big man here, can't you see it? The elders eat and the juniors pay the bills, this is a matter of course! If you dare to charge her a penny, I will tear down your store, believe it or not?"

However, this time Qin Mengyan rejected his kindness: "No, we will pay for it ourselves." ”

Tianbang thought that Qin Mengyan still held a grudge, and suddenly became anxious: "Old aunt, you just let me do my filial piety, otherwise he will not be down-to-earth in my heart!"

Qin Mengyan pointed at Xu Moqiu: "If you have to pay today, you will look down on him!"

Xu Moqiu hurriedly waved his hand: "It's okay, you don't have to look down on me......"

That slut looks like the boss wants to beat him.

"This ......" thought about it again and again, and Tianbang finally chose to obey Qin Mengyan, after all, Qin Mengyan's strength was several times better than Xu Moqiu's, presumably she was also a man of her word at home, Xu Moqiu must be an emphysema.

"Hey, isn't it just a barbecue, as if who can't afford it?" Xu Moqiu still had a little surplus, and he really didn't pay attention to a meal. I took out my mobile phone and asked the boss contemptuously, "How much money?"

The boss smiled and handed over the QR code: "Thank you for your patronage, eight hundred and eighty-eight, the odd is wiped for you, just give eight hundred and eight." ”

"Okay, huh, why did my phone turn off?" Xu Moqiu found out that the phone was pitch black and found that the battery had long been exhausted.

Then give cash, and the whole body was pulled up and down, and it was not easy to find six hundred and eight, and there was still two hundred left.

looked at Qin Mengyan, and before she could speak, Qin Mengyan replied coldly: "Don't borrow!"

Then he grabbed Lu Mingyue with one hand and Lu Caidie with the other: "They don't borrow either!"

"Hmph! stingy!" Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes and smiled at Lu Bao'er, "Bao'er......"

"Aang, you take it yourself!" Lu Bao'er handed over the bag very generously.

It's still a little sister-in-law who is reliable! I didn't hurt her in vain. However, as soon as his hand touched the zipper, Xu Moqiu suddenly remembered the mouse trap in the afternoon, and suddenly a thrill quickly returned the bag. It's okay to open anything, don't open Lu Bao'er's bag, because you don't know what strange things will appear in the bag in the next moment.

I had no choice but to look at his cheap nephew, Tianbang just put his hand into his trouser pocket, a sharp gaze swept over, and suddenly a trembling one shook, and hurriedly waved his hand at Xu Moqiu: "Old uncle, I don't have any money......

"No money, what's in your pocket?"

"Hmm...... This...... This is the money for my grandmother to cut her large intestines!

Come up with a reason why you are so lame that you can break your foot.

Xu Moqiu had no choice, so he had to say good things to the boss: "Hmm, or ...... Really, I have money! What is a mere 200 yuan? I spend more than 200 yuan to wipe my ass in the toilet, and I can't rely on you!"

The boss was expressionless: "I'm sorry, it's a small business, and I don't pay on credit." ”

"You're going to die on credit? Who hasn't had a difficult time? If you give me a credit today, you will win the seventh-level floating slaughter! Great merit! Hey, can you give some reaction? Are you hard-hearted? You ...... Forget it! Wait!" Xu Moqiu saw that he didn't get in the oil and salt, so he had to give up, stuffed the six hundred and eight into his hand, and strode towards the opposite side.

Xu Moqiu sat side by side with the beggar on the ground and patted him on the shoulder: "Big brother, you seem to be very confused!"

Typical nonsense. People are all beggars, can they not be confused?

The beggar raised his head blankly, and was about to say something, when Xu Moqiu cut it off: "You don't have to say anything, I can see it from your expression." You can't go on like this, I have to tell you the true meaning of life......"

"What kind of mind a person has, what kind of world he has, what kind of heart he has, what kind of life. Life cannot be smooth sailing, there is a clear sky above the dark clouds, the sun is always after the wind and rain, only those who bravely accept the baptism of the storm will become truly strong! will stand at the top of the world......"

“…… Why am I so good? The so-called three points depend on hard work and seven points depend on talent, and that is because of my unremitting efforts and struggles, and I never give up in the face of difficulties! I have the achievements I have now!"

"If we are in the world and cower, we can only live a life of poverty, so how can we talk about happiness? The reality is that the economy and society may even cost money to drink a glass of boiled water, and without money, we can only live a stormy life! We can't even talk about being bland. ”

"Wait!" The beggar interrupted Xu Moqiu's tirade and covered the broken bowl in his hand, "Are you trying to cheat me out of my money?"

"How do you know...... How can you think of me like that?" Xu Moqiu was furious, kicked over his broken bowl, pointed at the beggar and roared, "I was kind enough to explain the true meaning of life to you, but you hurt me with your words! I have been severely traumatized in my heart! No, you must compensate me for 200 yuan in medical expenses! Otherwise, I will sue you! Let you go to jail and let you be shot!"

The beggar was also angry: "You are blackmailing!**naked blackmail!What is my identity?You actually did such a thing to me?...... Is there any humanity left?"

"Look! Look!" Xu Moqiu's face ached, "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people! I told you so many life truths, but instead of listening to them, you actually slandered an upright and kind soul engineer in front of so many people! I am very disappointed in you! I am really disappointed! Forget it, I don't want to talk to you anymore, I will say goodbye! Oh, by the way, the tuition fee is two hundred, and I took it myself." ”

"Wait......"

Xu Moqiu didn't reply: "What are you waiting for? A person like you who is content with the status quo will never be productive in his life! If I were you, even if I went to pick up garbage, I would be better than you!"

"Snap" slapped two crumpled hundred-yuan bills on the table, Xu Moqiu looked proud: "Isn't it just two hundred yuan? What is my identity? Can I miss your two little money?"

Facing the strange gazes of Qin Mengyan and the others, Xu Moqiu looked puzzled: "Why are you looking at me with that kind of eyes? ”

Lu Mingyue: "It's the first time I've wanted to beat someone like this." ”

Looking at the backs of Xu Moqiu and the others, the beggar was thoughtful, and after a while, he slapped his thigh and shouted: "You still owe me one hundred and three yuan last time! ”

Many years later, the man who won the title of "Father of Trash" in Huaxia Dingding said with tears in his eyes at the national press conference: "It was he who made me understand the true meaning of life, and without him, I would still live a life worse than a dog...... If I can see him again, I want to say to him - why don't you owe me three hundred and three dollars!"