Night Market Street Entrance.

Two strangely dressed middle-aged men were arguing impatiently with the taxi driver over something.

One of them, Humpty Dumpty, who was wearing a torn vest and mesh stockings on his lower body, said to the driver very angrily: "What are you comparing? Isn't it just a car payment?

The man with long hair and beard and wearing a blue gown, who had a chivalrous demeanor in ancient times, also said: "That's it, you don't have any patience at all, and you are embarrassed to come out to fish? What is our identity? Will we not be able to get those two money?"

The driver sneered: "Then you give it to me! I see that you can't even touch a hair on your body!"

"Hey, I said you, don't you have oil and salt? Do you know who I am......?

At this moment, the heavenly stick with the chicken head finally came late, and when he saw the two people dressed sharply, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly greeted him: "Great God!"

These two are the two great gods he has recently befriended, and they are said to be both closed disciples of the Wutong Sect.

Humpty Dumpty's name is Ji Batian, and he knows that he is a ruthless man when he hears the name, and his nickname is even more remarkable.

Wearing a long robe is his senior brother, named Liu Plane, nicknamed the flying god, with a sack hidden in his waist, and his secret weapon kung fu has already been practiced to the point of perfection, pointing where to fight, and he won't even blink. Although the hit rate is not very high, and the accidental damage rate is also very large, the killing range is amazing, and the enemy is terrified!

Liu Aircraft looked unhappy: "Why are you so grinding? Hurry up, give the car money!"

"What kind of bird place did you choose? The black smoke miasma! It seriously affects my two cultivation!" Ji Batian said, but the gluttonous worms in his belly had already been hooked by the tempting fragrance.

Tianbang looked flattering: "Yes, yes, let's deal with it first, and after a while, we will find two beauties for the two of you to relax!

Liu Plane's sleeves twitched, and his nostrils turned to the sky: "Vulgar!"

"That's it!" Ji Batian also said.

Liu Plane said again: "Where is one enough? At least two!"

"It's all right! It's all right! But ......" Tianbang wanted to say and stopped.

No one in this world will be nice to you for no reason. If you want to take advantage of others, it is impossible to drop what you don't pay. Liu Fei didn't know what he meant, chuckled: "But it doesn't hurt to say it." ”

"That's right...... To tell you the truth, some time ago, my brother and I were bullied by a pair of dogs and men! So I want to ask the two gods to help me get rid of my shame. ”

"Hmm...... This matter ......" Ji Batian's eyes rolled, pretending to be embarrassed, "Our division has rules that we can't use force against ordinary people. ”

Tianbang hurriedly said: "The two great gods, those pair of dog men and women bully men and women on weekdays, run rampant and domineering, and do all kinds of evil, to the point of madness! It has made the entire Yuejiang River complain, and the people are miserable! As a high god, you can't sit idly by! You're doing it for the sake of ......."

Liu Plane still frowned, touching the goatee: "Having said that, I still need to deal with it afterwards, my brother and sister have always been high-spirited and bright, and their sleeves are breezy ......."

"Don't worry, I understand! I understand!"

Without saying a word, he transferred 10,000 yuan to one person. Although half of the money he swindled from Gou Dan before, there are still more than 100,000 left, and he has no concept of money like him, so he is still quite generous.

Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others.

Liu Aircraft put his hands behind his back and sighed: "For the sake of your sincerity, we will make an exception once! However, you must not tell others afterwards, otherwise it is very likely that you will be killed!"

Tianbang nodded hurriedly: "I know, I know!"

Ji Batian asked, "Where is the pair of dog men and women you said now?"

"That's a coincidence! That pair of dogs and men is here! Great god, don't you know, they are getting more and more excessive now! Not to mention collecting protection money, they also rob people's girls! I can't look past it, and I almost got beaten up again after reasoning with them...... "In order to arouse the chivalrous hearts of the two, Tianbang insisted on saying that Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan were heinous landlord bullies.

Liu Fei stroked his beard: "Oh? There is such a thing? It is really very arrogant! Where is it, show him to me! Today, the two of us will eliminate the harm for the people!"

"Two, follow me!" Tianbang was overjoyed, hurriedly stepped forward to lead the way, and pushed the chicken next to him, "You, hurry up and order the food! There is also wine! I will come over after I am done with the great god." ”

took the two of them all the way to Qin Mengyan's table, and it happened that they had finished eating and were ready to settle the account, and Tianbang stepped forward and pointed his hand: "Stand there for me!"

Qin Mengyan was stunned: "Are you sure you're talking to me?"

"Hah, it's not you, or who's it? Stinky woman! I'm telling you, I'm going to be ashamed today!" With the support of the great god, the heavenly stick is high-spirited, and if there is a tail, I am afraid that it has already gone to the sky!

The was anxious, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull his clothes: "Brother Tianbang, you drank too much! That's an old aunt! You don't remember, she fed you with a handful of and urine, you are a big rebel, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors!"

Tianbang slapped it with his backhand, glared and shouted: "I'll bully your grandma's legs! Get out of the way, don't be embarrassed here!"

Qin Mengyan clasped her hands around her chest and looked coldly at the heavenly stick that showed off her might: "I think you are healed, and you have forgotten the pain of your scars, don't you want your aunt and grandmother to give you a wonderful memory?"

"Do you think I'm still afraid of you?" Tianbang looked contemptuous, "I tell you, I have the support of the great god now, and I will destroy you two dog men and women in minutes!"

Xu Moqiu looked dissatisfied: "Hey, if you scold her, you will scold her, why are you involved with me?"

"Scolding you?" Tianbang sneered, "I don't just scold, I want to beat your mother so that she doesn't even know you!"

Liu Plane's pair of thief eyes have been on several women, that beautiful face and perfect body and that cute LOLI, my day! are all superb! If this gets to the bed, it will not be upside down? swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his heart began to become active.

"Why is there so much nonsense?" Ji Batian pushed away the pestle in front of him like an electric rod, stepped forward, and looked at Qin Mengyan twice, "Little girl, originally due to the rules of the teacher, we disdain to shoot at ordinary people." But you have done many evils, and people and gods are angry! Today we will eliminate harm for the people! Give you a lesson, don't learn a little kung fu and get out there!"

"Oh?" Qin Mengyan narrowed her eyes, "You seem to think you're very good?"

"It's a fact! The strength of the great god is beyond doubt!" Tianbang stepped forward with a smug expression, "Do you know who they are?"

"Who?" Xu Moqiu answered.

"I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it!"

"It's okay, I'm bold and not afraid of being scared. ”

"They are the well-known leaders and elders of the Wutong Sect on the rivers and lakes!" In order to scare Xu Moqiu, Tianbang directly upgraded the identities of both of them.

"Sycamore faction?"

Xu Moqiu was stunned for a moment, and looked at Qin Mengyan: "What kind of sect is that?"

Qin Mengyan shook her head: "I haven't heard of it." ”

Xu Moqiu looked at the two of them suspiciously: "Dressed like this in the middle of the night, shouldn't you be a charlatan?

"Please, the city management has already gotten off work. ”

"What about calling the police?" Xu Moqiu took out his mobile phone and looked at Qin Mengyan, "What is the number of 110?"

"Where do I know where to go? You can't Baidu yourself?"

The two of you said a word, completely ignoring the two great gods in front of them.

As a single old **, the thick sour smell in the air made Ji Batian very annoyed, and he stepped forward and shouted: "Mom! You two are very good? You don't take my senior brother in your eyes so much? Lao Tzu ...... today. Show me!"

Ji Batian is going to give them a force deterrent, so that they can understand how big the gap is between humans and gods. looked around, and soon fixed his eyes on the small horse not far away.

"Phew!" Ji Batian flew up and kicked over, the light was too dim, he didn't realize that in fact, the little horse was actually a cement pier used to insert parasols on weekdays.

"Wow......" Ji Batian's body was unstable under the pain, and he fell to the ground, turning into a rolling gourd holding his toes and moaning non-stop.

Lack of success, more than failure!

Liu was so angry that he almost didn't go up to make up for his two feet, in order to save face, he stepped forward, lifted his robe, revealing two hairy thighs and a bulging snakeskin bag, and then reached into the snakeskin bag in full view of everyone, and felt for a rusty fruit knife.

"This knife of mine is made by soaking ninety-nine kinds of poisons for seventy-seven forty-nine days, and as long as it touches a little, it will festered all over and die!

"I'm afraid, I'm scared to death! But before that, do you want to contact the crematorium first?"

"Hmph! "Hmph!" Liu Fei's nostrils turned to the sky, and he looked at Xu Moqiu with disdain, "Don't worry, my bodhisattva heart, I'm just giving you a lesson......

"No......" Xu Moqiu kindly reminded, "There is foam at the corner of your mouth and you seem to be poisoned." ”

"Impossible, I ......" Liu Plane suddenly remembered that he had accidentally licked the knife just now, and suddenly shouted angrily, wiping a handful of white foam from the corner of his mouth, "Okay, you little white face, cunning!

Liu Plane stopped rambling with him. Jumping back half a step, half-squinting, holding his breath, the pores of his whole body stretched out almost at the same time, feeling the fluctuations of the air flow around his body.

That's how it feels! They're finished!

At this moment, Qin Mengyan slapped the table suddenly, and the moment the iron skewers on the table bounced, she grabbed them, and with a coquettish shout, two iron skewers came out of her hands. With the sound of breaking the air, he quickly stabbed towards the willow plane.

The speed of the iron skewer was extremely powerful, and the moment Liu opened his eyes, it was too late to dodge, so he had to watch the iron skewer pierce his belly.

The qi that was finally transported disappeared without a trace in an instant, and the fruit knife in his hand "swooped" and pierced on the instep of his foot, receiving a double critical blow, Liu Plane lay on the ground holding his stomach, and instantly lost his ability to fight.

"Okay, you little girl. You're also vicious, aren't you? You dare to plot against my senior brother! You...... Have the courage to put down the iron skewer in your hand, we will compare it with dignity!" Ji Batian can be regarded as getting up, he and Liu Aircraft once formed a righteous relationship in Maokeng, and they are like brothers. Seeing Liu Plane being plotted to the ground, he felt sad in his heart, and pointed at Qin Mengyan and shouted.

Qin Mengyan didn't seem to hear it, and said to Liu Qi, who was rolling all over the ground: "Hey, quickly return the skewer to me, my aunt and grandmother will take it back the money." ”

"Oh, didn't you hear me talking to you......? That little white face! Don't look at it, it's you, you come! Let's make a dignified gesture! You are not ashamed to hide behind a woman?" Eating persimmons in the middle of the night, picking soft pinching, Ji Batian was furious, pointed at Xu Moqiu and shouted.

glanced at Qin Mengyan, lest she suddenly stab someone with an iron skewer, and added: "Let's say okay first! The rules of the rivers and lakes, go head-to-head! It is one to one, no one is allowed to regret it, and no one is allowed to help." ”