King Kong's appearance is okay.,It's the type that can be judged at a glance that it's a well-developed limb and a simple mind.。

Funnily enough, however, he had gauze wrapped around his nose and a clear basketball mark on one of his faces. That is Xu Moqiu's masterpiece.

"Hey, Caidie, why are you running around when you're injured? Are you thirsty? Why don't I buy ice cream? Recently, a new stinky tofu-flavored ice cream has been introduced in the commissary, and I'm getting more energetic! Do you want to try it? Don't like it? How about the durian flavor?" Looking at Yang Goulin, who was sticking to Lu Caidie's side like a pug and constantly offering courtesy, Xu Moqiu felt an urge to beat him up in his heart.

"Brother Gou Lin......" King Kong is good at observing words and feelings, and felt that Lu Caidie seemed to be a little unhappy, so he hurriedly pulled the corner of his clothes and kept glancing at him.

Yang Goulin and King Kong have been brothers for more than 20 years, to put it mildly, as long as the other party pouts his ass, he can guess whether it is dry or thin.

reacted instantly, and snorted: "Just kidding, just kidding, it's almost time to eat, what kind of ice cream are you eating?"

"Good Ratcha!"

In fact, he didn't need to clear the venue at all, because it was Friday, and most of the students were just coping with it, waiting to go home and eat something delicious, so the restaurant on the second floor was empty today.

Waiting for Xu Moqiu and a few people to go upstairs, King Kong said unashamedly: "As soon as I said that Brother Gou Lin was going to have a treat here, those rabbit cubs were all gone, and Brother Gou Lin could eat well at school! ”

"Hey, it's not worth mentioning!" Yang Goulin waved his hand, went to a chair on the main seat, stilted Erlang's legs, and said to the work-study waiter with a contemptuous face, "Get me a copy of all your signature dishes here!"

Then he glanced at Xu Moqiu, and provocatively took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it over: "Don't worry, it's not bad for money!"

Qin Mengyan glanced at him, then at Xu Moqiu next to her, and suddenly felt that these two guys ...... No, it should be that men all have a similarity - love to pretend to be better.

Yang Goulin flipped through the menu for a while, and said, "What shall we drink?"

Xu Moqiu smiled: "Teacher Yang can arrange it." ”

Hmm? This kid didn't take the opportunity to blackmail? Yang Golin was very surprised, but quickly figured it out. This guy is stepping on two boats, he must be afraid that he will stab him with the ugly thing, his heart is weak, he is afraid, he is timid, he is afraid!

It's too late to admit it now! In a while, Lao Tzu will ruin your reputation!

Thinking of the scene where Xu Moqiu was slapped by two beauties and scolded the scumbag, Yang Goulin was so happy in his heart!

Xu Moqiu stretched out his hand and shook it in front of him: "Teacher Yang, why are you opening your mouth so wide?

"Huh...... What, think of something happy. Yang Gou Lin Wuzi was still giggling.

Qin Mengyan interjected: "It shouldn't be your wife who gave birth to a child, right?"

Yang Golin shook his long hair full of dandruff: "Ha, what is Qin Meiren talking about? The contemptible person is an unmarried person, and he hasn't even held the girl's hand, where is the wife?"

Xu Moqiu echoed: "That is, Mr. Yang is born to be a single, how can he have a wife?"

"Teacher Xu is really joking! What, how about we have two bottles of juice as a teacher?" Yang Goulin had a smile on his face, but he greeted Xu Moqiu's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart. Wait! Little white face, Brother Gou Lin will ruin you in a while!

Because they were the only ones at the table, the food was served very quickly, and after a while, the waiter came over with two plates of cold dishes.

Xu Moqiu didn't move his chopsticks for the first time, not because he became Sven. Qin Mengyan knew that this guy didn't like to be vegetarian.

"Hey, don't sit still, eat!" Yang Goulin saw that the food was coming up, and hurriedly beckoned: "It's not enough, let's ask for it again!"

It turns out that no one is polite to him, what virtue does Xu Moqiu have, Lu Caidie and Qin Mengyan couldn't be clearer, be polite to him, don't talk about bones, you don't even have to drink soup!

The dishes were served one after another, and the three of them were like starting a eating competition, one chopstick after another, and their mouths could be opened as big as they could, regardless of the image, especially Xu Moqiu's hair, as soon as the chopsticks went down, most of the dishes were steadily missing, and the mouths were still chewing, and the chopsticks had already caught the next bite of food.

The speed at which the waiter serves the food is far from keeping up with the speed of consumption, and even before the waiter lets go of a certain dish, there is only soup left. Especially the plate of meatballs, Xu Moqiu seemed to be playing acrobatics, "swish", waved a chopstick with his hand, and there was a full row on it, "Huh", his mouth moved, and it all went into his stomach.

That speed can be called terrifying, and Yang Golin and King Kong were dumbfounded.

What a fucking rice bucket!

In less than ten minutes, there was only some soup and water left on the table, and the waiter was the first time to see such an exaggerated guest, so he couldn't hold back a smile and said to Yang Goulin with a respectful face: "Teacher, your dishes are ready, you see ......"

Together?

But Lao Tzu hasn't moved a mouthful yet, okay! At this moment, Xu Moqiu on the other side had already picked up the plate and stuck out his tongue very unvividly. Yang Goulin couldn't help but sarcastically said, "Teacher Xu, you shouldn't have been hungry for a few days, right?"

Xu Moqiu put down the clean plate, looked for the next target, and said: "Yes, yes! I donated all my family property to the children in the disaster area, and I only ate two steamed buns in three days." How can you be like you rich second generation, drinking and singing all day long, hey...... It's just that the world is getting worse and the people's hearts are not ancient! There is no responsibility and responsibility that a teacher should have. ”

Lao Tzu believes that you are a ghost! The children in the disaster area have almost helped you.

Yang Goulin didn't eat breakfast in the morning, and he was already so hungry that his chest was close to his back, and it was definitely not possible to add vegetables in this case, because he found that the stacks of pickles were all eaten by Xu Moqiu.

With a wave of his hand, he said to the waiter, "Give me another portion of these dishes!"

sneered in my heart: Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, you can still finish a table!

As a result, Xu Moqiu really didn't disappoint him, this time it was even more exaggerated, he directly opened the bow with his left and right hands at the same time, and the chopsticks flew like locusts crossing the border, and a few dishes soon left only residues and vegetable soup.

Rub it! Where is this that he has been hungry for three days? Yang Goulin believes it! After living for several decades, he has never seen such a thing to eat! Where is this rice bucket? It is clearly a bottomless pit! Even two bottles of drink, he drank a large bottle of it alone.

"Teacher, do you still want to add food?" The waiter next to him blushed, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. From beginning to end, he didn't see Yang Goulin catch the dishes, and eighty percent of them went into the stomach of the handsome man who looked like Si Swenwen opposite him.

Yang Goulin gritted his teeth: "Plus!"

The waiter asked again, "Is it better to have another copy of these?"

"No!" This time Yang Goulin learned smartly, he didn't even look at the menu, touched his bare chin and thought for a while, "First bring me a plate of diced pea chicken, the diced chicken should be finely chopped, and then a pot of seaweed egg drop soup, and ...... Not...... Forget it, so be it!"

Afraid that others would say that he was stingy, Yang Goulin said to Xu Moqiu very generously: "What does Teacher Xu think?"

"Oh, whatever, I'm a small eater, and I'm already eight points full. ”

I always thought that I was shameless enough, but now it seems that I am not enough to see in front of my surname Xu!

After eating and drinking, Xu Moqiu picked his teeth and pretended to be casual and said to Lu Caidie: "Doctor Lu likes dingdong cats very much, right?"

"Yes, how do you know?" Lu Caidie asked with a strange expression, remembering that she didn't seem to have told him, right?

Xu Moqiu smiled: "Oh, that's right, Teacher Yang told me at the door of the infirmary today." ”

If you hadn't done so many bad things before, maybe Brother Gou Lin would have let you go this time, but it's a pity! It's too late! It's too late! If you do something wrong, you will have to pay the price.

Yang Goulin nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes! I told him." ”

At this moment, Yang Goulin didn't realize that Xu Moqiu was digging a pit for him, and he smiled all over his face: "I have a deep understanding of jingle cats! That thing is so cute, it is a good match for you!"

Lu Caidie's face had a hint of anger: "How do you know?"

How did he know about the new set of jingle cat underwear he bought yesterday? Thinking of Xu Moqiu's inexplicable words in the morning, his face suddenly turned blue.

Xu Moqiu replied first: "Of course I saw it! Otherwise, how else could he know? He is not an immortal." You say yes, Mr. Yang. ”

Yang Goulin didn't notice anything wrong at all, and laughed: "Yes, I'm a person who usually observes carefully, hehe...... Girl, it's normal to like this! I'll give you a bunch of them another day! I see one on the Internet, it's cute! You absolutely like it!"

Lu Caidie trembled with anger, she always thought that Yang Goulin was just thick-skinned, but she didn't expect it to be so dirty and obscene! She actually peeped at herself changing clothes! She was also full of lewdness and laughter in front of the public!

However, Yang Goulin was talking about a plush toy, and he never thought it would be underwear. If he knew, even a dead immortal wouldn't admit it.

"Actually, I know a specialty store that can be tailor-made to ensure ......"

Lu Caidie saw that the more he talked, the more excited he became, and he began to compare, he suddenly couldn't bear it, suddenly got up, 'snapped', gave Yang Goulin a big ear scraper, picked up the steaming seaweed egg soup that the waiter had just put on the table, and buckled it directly on Yang Goulin's head, and said angrily: "Hooligans! perverted! shameless! Meng Yan, let's go!"

Qin Mengyan was also puzzled, so she had to get up and follow.

Yang Goulin covered his hot face, stroked the seaweed on his head, and looked at Xu Moqiu blankly: "What is she beating me for?"

Oh, beat you, if you were Qin Mengyan, I would probably kill you!

Xu Moqiu pretended to be innocent and shrugged her shoulders: "Who knows? ”

King Kong said beside him: "I heard that those who study medicine are prone to schizophrenia!

"Really?"

"There's nothing fake about this!" Xu Moqiu got up and patted him on the shoulder, "I was in the newspaper a few days ago! Hey, don't talk about it, you eat slowly, I still have classes in the afternoon, so I won't accompany you." ”

"Grass, stinky bitch, wait for Lao Tzu to get you, see how I play with you!" Yang Goulin's face was full of anger, looking at the plate of pea chicken that had just been served, ignoring the wet body, and waved his big hand, "Eat!"

"Well, it smells so good!"

When he came downstairs, Lu Caidie had not yet lost his breath, and Xu Moqiu greeted him with a smile on his face like an old bustard who picked up customers: "Hey...... Butterflies, do you eat ice cream?"

"Eat!" Lu Caidie's teeth chattered. She's so angry right now that she really needs some ice to cool it down.

After chewing three mung bean ice cream in a row, he calmed down and stared at Xu Moqiu: "In addition to this, did he tell you anything?"

Xu Moqiu shook his head, it wasn't that he didn't want to continue to detain for Yang Goulin, but that talking too much would easily arouse suspicion.

"In the future, I won't have to deal with such indiscreet people!" Lu Caidie dropped such a sentence and walked away.