Poor Yang Goulin, he was slapped for no reason, and he had to pay the bill.

But it doesn't matter, today is a big gain.

After a simple deal with two bites, Yang Golin said to King Kong: "Eat faster, I took several sets of close-ups today!"

"That's a good feeling!" King Kong shaved the rice in the bowl in twos, threw down the bowl and chopsticks with a clatter, and pulled Yang Goulin, "It's full, let's go." ”

After paying the bill, I went back to the gym room, and I couldn't find my baby camera after looking for a long time.

Yang Goulin was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and King Kong pulled him and whispered: "Isn't it just a camera, if you lose it, you can lose it, it's not a big deal." ”

"You know a dog's hair, you know! There's Lao Tzu ......" Yang Goulin lowered his voice, "There are my nude photos!

King Kong was taken aback, and subconsciously looked at Yang Goulin's crotch: "! Brother Gou Lin, when did you like this tune again?"

Yang Goulin lit a cigarette with a depressed face: "Don't mention it, I joined a body art selfie association not long ago, and I must get two full-body photos of myself to sign up, the kind that can't wear clothes, I think it's a good shot, so I forgot to delete it." Damn, it's not going to be fun right now!"

Standing up at random, he put the cigarette butt on the table: "No! It must have fallen somewhere, quick, come with me to find it! If this thing falls into someone else's hands, it won't be fun." ”

"Hmm...... Wait, my stomach hurts, let me take a dip first! No, I can't hold it anymore!"

Yang Goulin kicked him in the ass: "Mom, lazy cow lazy horse shit and pee!

King Kong covered his ass and complained, "Hey...... Don't fix it! Almost got it all out for me. ”

At this moment, our teacher Xu is sitting on a chair, crossing Erlang's legs, playing with the mini camera that originally belonged to Yang Goulin.

Gao Yuanjun said beside him: "Xiao Xu is still a photography enthusiast?"

"Of course not. Xu Moqiu shook his head, "I just picked up the one." ”

Picked up?

Gao Yuanjun's eyes lit up suddenly, the mother-in-law at home had wanted a camera for a long time, and this grade in his hand seemed to be okay, so it was better to ...... suddenly thought in his heart, so he hinted to Xu Moqiu: "Xiao Xu, you also know that the school has school rules. It stands to reason that this picked up thing should be confiscated and handed over. ”

Xu Moqiu didn't know what he meant, these days of getting along, he has long seen the face of this grade leader-super love to take advantage of small advantages!

But it's useless to take this thing by yourself, so I played with it for a while: "Lao Gao, it's okay for me to play for two days and then turn it in, right? Don't worry, God knows about it, you know it, I know." ”

Gao Yuanjun nodded: "Xiao Xu, you are a wonderful person, you understand me! I still have classes, so I won't accompany you." ”

"Go ahead. Xu Moqiu waved his hand and began to flip through the photos in the camera, and the first thing that caught his eye was the two fat buttocks, because it was a close-up, only such a part was seen, so it was impossible to tell who its owner was.

But two things are certain, one is that this is a woman, and the other is ...... According to Xu Moqiu's speculation, it is very likely that she is a vegetable aunt in the canteen.

Yang Goulin's photographic technique can be described as a miserable one, almost every photo is dimly lit and the angle is crooked, and the background inside is the same as the murder scene.

Soon, Xu Moqiu found several acquaintances in the photo, one of which was Qin Mengyan and Qin Meiren.

It's no wonder that he has the title of one of the two golden flowers of Boya High School on his head, and he is a physical education teacher, and Yang Goulin is not blind, how can he let it go?

There are more than a dozen photos in a row, all of which are close-ups of the chest and thighs, although he can't see the face, Xu Moqiu can conclude at a glance that she is Qin Mengyan, after all, the shape and size and the curvature ...... In fact, you can see at a glance what characteristics are needed.

I have to say that this Yang Goulin is really sullen, even Zhou and Zhu Daxiu in his office have not escaped his candid shooting, Xu Moqiu is very skeptical, as long as this guy is a woman, he will not let go.

At the end, Xu Moqiu almost screamed in shock!

The last two photos, both in terms of light and angle, as well as the POSS of the protagonist, are professional.

However, the photo is a little spicy to the eye.

Fruit photo! Yang Goulin's own fruit photo! With a smile on his face and a gesture, even some features can be seen clearly.

Haha, with this in hand, do you dare to fight with me? Xu Moqiu deleted all the rest of the photos, leaving only a few close-ups of Yang Goulin as handles, removed the memory card, wrapped it in paper, and carefully put it in the desk.

Poor Yang Goulin and King Kong were looking hard on the campus like pugs under the scorching sun at the moment, unaware that his treasure had been taken away by Xu Moqiu as early as the morning when he peeped.

After the first class, Lu Zhe probed his head and held a stack of review books, sneaked into the office like a spy, and handed it to Xu Moqiu: "Brother-in-law, this is the review book of those people last night, please take a look." ”

Xu Moqiu nodded: "Oh, what about your own?"

Lu Zhe looked around, but no one paid attention to this, and slowly took out a crumpled piece of paper from his trouser pocket: "Brother-in-law, this is my review book." ”

The handwriting is scribbled, big big, small small, crooked, oblique, like ghost drawings, and even several places are mixed with pinyin. Xu Moqiu suddenly frowned: "Ma De, I am a high school student, why do you write the words like this? It looks like a chicken is gouged out! If your sister sees this, I don't know how chilling it will be." ”

Lu Zhe hurriedly smiled and said: "Brother-in-law, I am already deeply aware of the shortcomings in this regard, just now, I bought several calligraphy books! Believe me, my Chinese teacher said that I am very talented in calligraphy, as long as I work hard, I will be the next Wang Xizhi!"

Xu Moqiu looked disdainful: "Just you, is your Chinese teacher blind?"

Lu Zhe said cheekily: "That, people can't look good! Besides, don't be ......impressed for three days, you should be impressed."

"If you can say these two sentences, it seems that you have indeed made some progress, get out of here!"

drove Lu Zhe away, first took a glass of cold water for himself, took a sip, calmed himself down first, lit a cigarette, crossed Erlang's legs, and began to read these voyeur review books, first of all, it was his brother-in-law Lu Zhe.

"Review: It was a dark night with no fingers in sight, and there were many small stars hanging in the dark blue sky, as if they had just taken a bath from the Milky Way. With apprehension and excitement, I stepped on both sides of the Yellow River with confidential documents in my hands, machine guns in front of me, and artillery in the back ......."

At the beginning of the review book, there was no title, and Lu Zhe directly described the weather conditions and his state of mind on the day of the incident. Even can be written like a hero of the Anti-Japanese War, Xu Moqiu thinks this kid is still a little interesting.

Then looking down, Xu Mo suddenly frowned: "Just as I was stretching out my hand to the source of sin, suddenly a gust of wind blew and blew the metasequoia trees in the school to sway and rustle. Immediately afterwards, a bright lightning bolt pierced the sky, and then there was a loud 'boom', and the sky began to rain heavily, and the water on the windows was like a transparent curtain, and like a natural waterfall, flowing straight down, so fast that there was a blur outside......"

You don't have to think about it to know that this paragraph must have been plagiarized in a selection of essays, and Lu Zhe definitely didn't have that level.

Continue to look down: "The rain finally stopped, and a faint rainbow appeared in the sky, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo. The sun always shines after the wind and rain, how can you see the rainbow without the wind and rain? At this moment, a bright light that seemed to be able to break through the sky shone from outside the door, and then a handsome face appeared in front of me, oh my God! This person is the first handsome man in Yuejiang, Xu Moqiu, the top teacher of Boya Middle School, Teacher Xu!

What a "first handsome man in Yuejiang" and "top teacher of Boya Middle School", this fart is a good shot!

Xu Moqiu suddenly smiled, and then read down: "He is as warm as the sun, as warm as the spring breeze, and as sweet as a clear spring." His love is more severe than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and purer than friendship. His love is the greatest and purest in the world. It is you who shine with the sunshine of beauty and moisturize with the rain and dew of beauty, and our hearts are green grass and flowers. ”

Mom, where did you copy this? Is Lao Tzu really that great?

“...... Why am I here? I think it's a kind of fate, or it can be said to be a call from heaven! At that time, I only felt a swelling pain in the chrysanthemum, and then I sat up suddenly, pinched my fingers, and I felt that this matter was not simple. ”

So I sat up straight, broke my tired left eye, then my right eye, put on my pants, then my socks, put on my socks, put on my shoes, and then I opened my left foot, and then I opened my right foot...... Oh no, I'm stepping away with my right foot and then my left...... I looked at the stars in the sky, one, two, three, four...... Three hundred in a line......"

Xu Moqiu almost suffered a myocardial infarction. Grass! It's like keeping a running account! There are hundreds of stars connected in a line, do you think you are a greedy snake? The level of the number of words in this water is almost catching up with some people.

The last sentence made Xu Moqiu sweat coldly: "As the saying goes, the prodigal son does not change his money when he turns back." I am deeply aware of my mistakes, and I hereby vow that from now on, I will put my words and deeds of repentance into concrete actions, confess my sins and bow to the law, reflect deeply, work actively, strengthen my study, wash away my dirt with hard sweat, build my future with my hard-working hands, change my mind, and be a new person. With positive actions and sincere performance, we will hand in a satisfactory answer to the people of the whole country. ”

Xu Moqiu wanted to ask him, eldest brother, did you kill someone or what's wrong? Is the matter so serious? There is still a difference between a review book and a confession!

The 3,000-word review book is sprinkled with a large article, which is nothing more than rambling around, figuring out the psychology of others after greeting the weather, and even writing out the progress of his without missing anything, which is completely meaningless, and even the bull's head is not in the horse's mouth in many places, and it is completely random to play the piano to make up the number of words.

Is this the standard of a modern middle school student?

With Lu Zhe as an example, other people's review books are naturally not much better, and the review books of the two people are basically the same. There are even a few of the same typos and phrases, so why don't you copy it?

The rest didn't have the heart to look at it at all, and threw it into the desk, Xu Moqiu stood up and stretched, at this time there was a burst of warm applause from outside the windowsill, Xu Moqiu stretched out his head curiously, looked down from above, and almost didn't spurt out a nosebleed.

At a glance, his legs were full of brains, white flowers, and he was dazzled.

It turned out that the students of the dance class were practicing downstairs, condescendingly, and even saw some things that should not be seen along the neckline.

High school students are doing really well now. Xu Moqiu secretly said that he was rude, turned around and began to sort out the materials on the table, and there was the last class meeting, and he could go home from school after class.