In fact, around six o'clock in the morning is the best time to arrest online students.

Why?

First, at this point in time, they have been sitting in front of the computer for several hours in a row, mentally sleepy. Even most of them couldn't bear it anymore and fell asleep on the chair, and at this time, a strange soldier suddenly appeared, and it was absolutely accurate.

Second: At six o'clock in summer, the sky is already bright, and without the cover of darkness, there are naturally few places for them to hide.

In addition, the all-night hours are generally from 12 p.m. to 6 a.m. Nowadays, there is no one who does not like to take advantage. For 5 yuan, he can sit until 6 o'clock, why does he have to go back at 4 or 5 o'clock?

Of course, if you have to say that he has something urgent to go back from the wall at five o'clock, then there is nothing to say.

Listening to Xu Moqiu's analysis, Wang Mufang thought so, and patted him on the shoulder with appreciation: "Xiao Xu, I really didn't look at the wrong person, you are indeed a good seedling! Work hard, come on! I am optimistic about you! In the future, our school will count on young people like you who are brave and resourceful." ”

Xu Moqiu said again: "Principal Wang, in fact, the reason why I didn't participate in Vice President Liao's action last night was to nourish my spirit and prepare for this morning. ”

Liao Yibao looked incredulous: "What do you mean, you went to the Internet café to arrest people in the morning?"

"Of course, I know that Vice President Liao is biased against me, so I deliberately copied the surveillance in the Internet café, Principal Wang, do you want to take a look? As Xu Moqiu spoke, he had already removed the USB flash drive on the key and looked at Liao Yibao with a provocative expression.

"This ...... I don't need to. Wang Mufang waved his hand and sighed to Liao Yibao, "Vice Principal Liao, you should learn from Xiao Xu, you see that he is young, and he has such a broad mind, which is really commendable......!

"Wait ...... slow," Liao Yibao interjected, "since you went to the Internet café, why did you come back empty-handed? Either you were lying, or you deliberately let them go." ”

Xu Moqiu expected him to say this, and immediately walked up the pole: "Ha? Are you embarrassed to say? If you hadn't startled the snake, how could I have returned in vain? You, you're just too impulsive and impatient! ”

Wang Mufang agreed: "Xiao Xu is right, Vice Principal Liao, you should really review yourself." ”

Resisting the urge to beat the villain's face, Liao Yibao nodded reluctantly: "Yes." ”

"Nothing else, you can go down first. I have some business to attend to. ”

Walking out of the principal's office, Xu Moqiu approached Liao Yibao with a hippie smile: "Vice Principal Liao, have you had breakfast?"

Still want to blackmail Lao Tzu?

No way!

Liao Yibao didn't give him a chance at all, and said directly: "I'm sorry, I don't have the habit of eating breakfast." ”

"Then you're not afraid of getting stomach problems?"

"Hey, you're a weird person, what does it matter to you that I don't have stomach problems?"

"You really bite Lu Dongbin, you care about you with good intentions, and you maliciously slander me! Vice Principal Liao, you are really chilling! If you are like this, no one will like you. ”

All the way to the office, there is a cup of steaming soy milk on his desk, and two whole baskets of steamed buns. There was also a note pressed underneath, on which were written a few beautiful small characters: Teacher, remember to have breakfast.

Is it Xiao Mu or Xiao Xu?

Forget it, whatever. As long as it's not Wu Dalang.

What are you talking about, as soon as I thought of Wu Dalang, an ugly face immediately appeared at the door of the office that made people sick to their stomachs, who is not Wu Dalang's classmate?

Xu Moqiu hurriedly turned around, pretended not to see it, and turned his back to Wu Dalang - saving himself from spitting out all the food he had eaten.

He doesn't want to see Wu Dalang, it doesn't mean that Wu Dalang doesn't want to see him. Seeing that there were no outsiders in the office, he came directly in, came behind Xu Moqiu, and pulled the corner of his clothes.

A smile on his face that he thought he was handsome and scummed: "Hey, what, Mr. Xu, what about eating?"

"Hmm...... Hmm......" Xu Moqiu didn't reply, "Is there anything wrong with classmate Wu? ”

Wu Guokui said diligently: "What's that...... I've brought a new breed from my house, the shit pot helmet, you can try it!"

Wipe!

Why are you deliberately disgusting Lao Tzu?

The previous pig's head pot helmet was also endured, and now it is directly named after shit?

The name alone makes people lose their appetite in an instant, and they may even be nauseous and retching. I really don't know what the family has in their heads.

With two drawers of steamed buns and a cup of soy milk in his stomach, Xu Moqiu's stomach has long been empty-even if there is, he will definitely not eat it.

Xu Moqiu patted his round belly and shirked, "What's that...... The teacher has eaten a little bit today, you really can't eat it, you better take it back and share it with your classmates. ”

Wu Guokui raised the black plastic bag in his hand: "It's okay, I'll bring more." Teacher, you can't eat it now, you can save it for lunch! Don't worry, the taste is authentic. ”

There are no special circumstances, Xu Moqiu didn't want to see this miserable face for a moment, which was even more terrifying than the fire scene, touched the inside of his pocket, there happened to be no smoke, stood up and said, "Well, you can." I went down and bought a pack of cigarettes. ”

Getting rid of Wu Guokui's entanglement, Xu Moqiu instantly felt that the world had become a better place.

At the staircase, I happened to meet Lu Baoer and her little friend walking hand in arm, the little girl saw Xu Moqiu, her face suddenly fell, she snorted heavily, strode forward, stomped her feet on the ground, and looked like she was going to stomp the floor slab.

The little God of Wealth was angry, but unfortunately now was not the time to please her, Xu Moqiu pondered that he still had to find a chance to make her happy, his car should indeed be changed.

He had barely taken two steps when the phone rang.

Taking it out and looking at it, Xu Moqiu suddenly smiled, who is not the little God of Wealth?

Pressed the answer button, put the phone to his ear, and only heard Lu Bao'er on the other end shouting angrily: "Briquette, even tell you! Even now I am very angry! Gray is often angry!"

"Hmm. Xu Moqiu nodded, smiled at Gao Yuanjun who was passing by, said hello, and continued, "I heard it. Say, what do you want? ”

"Hmph! I want you to make your puppet happy!"

"Then how can my eldest lady be happy?"

Lu Bao'er thought for a while: "I want to eat candy!"

"Got it! Come to me after class and surprise you!"

"Okay! If you don't want to be surprised, see if the puppet is swollen and clean you up! Hang the bird! I want to review the homework bird!"

Xu Moqiu can't do anything else, she is still very experienced in coaxing this kind of little girl, especially Lu Baoer. Lu Mingyue used to always say that this girl was not easy to serve, but after getting along for so long, Xu Moqiu felt that she was not as difficult to serve as Lu Mingyue said, but felt that her nervous third sister-in-law was the easiest to get along with, maybe because she always let her.

After buying a pack of cigarettes and looking at the scenery all the way, Xu Moqiu walked slowly towards the teaching building.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the office, I heard Gao Yuanjun's voice coming: "Hey, don't say it, although this thing doesn't look good, it looks like a bubble of rotten shit, but it tastes really good! This Xiao Xu is really a wonderful person, knowing that I didn't eat breakfast." Nice, nice!"

Tang Daduan also echoed: "Yes, yes, Lao Gao has a point." ”

Hearing this, Xu Moqiu was taken aback, hurriedly pushed open the door of the office and broke in, and sure enough, he saw Gao Yuanjun holding the bag of shit pot helmet and eating with a group of colleagues.

Seeing Xu Moqiu, Gao Yuanjun stuffed the last piece into his mouth and said vaguely: "Hmm...... What's that? Little ...... Xu, I'm sorry! Russian ...... No breakfast...... So ......"

"Boss Gao, you...... Why don't you even ask, and just eat what I'm on the table?"

Xu Moqiu was speechless, and it was okay for others to send it, but this pot of helmet was given by Wu Dalang's guy, you dare to eat his things, it seems that he hasn't been strained for a few days, and he misses it.

Gao Yuanjun thought that Xu Moqiu was uncomfortable because he had eaten his breakfast, and patted him on the shoulder: "Xiao Xu, everyone is a colleague, don't be so stingy! ”

"Lao Gao, this is not a matter of pot helmets...... It's ......"

Mother, isn't it just money? How much can a few pot helmets be worth? How much money can Lao Tzu Gao Yuanjun miss?

Gao Yuanjun didn't expect Xu Moqiu to be so petty! His tone instantly became cold: "Okay, okay! In this way, I'll give money! Isn't it okay to give money? You say, how much?"

"It's not about money......"

"Xiao Xu, what do you mean?" Gao Yuanjun frowned instantly when he saw his indomitable attitude, "Could it be the love breakfast that Teacher Qin gave you?" But I have eaten it all, is it possible that I can still spit it out? Even if you can spit it out, you can't be generous. ”

Besides, is it okay for me and Qin Mengyan to be innocent.

Xu Moqiu said helplessly: "Okay, it's good if you are happy, I just remind you, that pot helmet was sent by the students in my class......"

"Hi...... Isn't that you...... Wait, what did you just say?" Gao Yuanjun's face turned pale, as if he had heard a terrifying story.

"I said, "The pot helmet was sent by my student." ”

"Ahh......h

Xu Moqiu couldn't cry or laugh: "Lao Gao, you said it yourself, do I have a chance to say it?"

"Oh! No, no, no, who will help me finish this class......? Forget it, let's let them study on their own. Gao Yuanjun originally wanted Xu Moqiu to help substitute for the class, but thinking of his half-baked level, letting him substitute teach was completely misleading people's children, so he simply studied on his own.

There was a burst of overturning in the belly, Gao Yuanjun gave the squad leader an order, and then ran upstairs to the second-grade toilet with his belly covered.

At this moment, the class bell just remembered.

However, Gao Yuanjun, who was in a hurry, was stopped by the aunt who was cleaning the toilet: "What are you doing?"

"I ...... Go to the toilet!"

The aunt didn't give an inch: "Go to the public toilet below!" I just rinsed it up, and the leader came to see it and wanted to be fined. ”

"Oh, I can't help it! I'm ...... It's coming out soon. Gao Yuanjun suddenly cried out bitterly, the high school teaching building is about a kilometer away from the largest public toilet in the school, and now he only feels that he is about to squirt out, and he can't pull his pants pocket if the road is bumpy?

The aunt didn't give any face: "Ahh ”

Wait for Lao Tzu, I remember you!

There was no way, Gao Yuanjun had to cover his belly, and slowly moved towards the toilet with a bitter face and small steps.

In the end, Xu Moqiu didn't know if he pulled his pants pocket, but Gao Yuanjun didn't come to class for a whole day, and it was said that there was a pair of excrement-stained underwear in a pit in the public toilet, as for who its former owner was, it is unknown.