Volume 2 Super Teacher Chapter 077 Yang He Lin
A class passed quickly, and as soon as the bell rang for the end of class, Xu Moqiu saw a familiar figure dangling at the door of the office.
Who is not Lu Bao'er?
Xu Moqiu stood up and walked out, just happened to be caught sleeping in class and came to the office to receive education, Lu Zhe took a look, looking at the chicken nest head and bloodshot eyes, which reminded Xu Moqiu of his mother-in-law.
Forget it, let's deal with the little witch first.
"Follow me!"
Xu Moqiu walked in front, at the end of the corner of the corridor, there was an abandoned grocery room, few people came here, occasionally a few groups of couples hid here to kiss me and me, saw the red armband on Xu Moqiu's shoulder, and that serious face, and immediately covered his face and ran away.
Lu Bao'er followed and unceremoniously stretched out her little hand to him: "Where's the thing?"
"Wow!" Xu Moqiu opened his palm, revealing a lollipop in his palm.
Looking at the strawberry-flavored Albes lollipop, Lu Bao'er suddenly pursed her small mouth: "That's it? ”
Xu Moqiu smiled mysteriously at him: "How is it possible? ”
"Hmph, try it!" Lu Baoer reached out and grabbed the wrapping paper and pulled it out, and suddenly pulled out more than a meter.
Lu Baoer also read a lot of lollipop jokes on the Internet, and suddenly a smile appeared on her face: "Huh? It's a bit interesting, let's talk about it again!"
"Noise" sounded, Xu Moqiu put in a lot of blood this time, a series of lollipops, to say the least, there are more than ten meters, in order to prevent the pull from breaking halfway, Xu Moqiu specially instructed the boss to tape the interface firmly.
Lu Baoer hugged a large number of lollipops in her arms: "Whew! Miss Ben is in a good mood with a lot of birds!
Xu Moqiu touched her head and said with a wry smile: "Bao'er, don't talk nonsense, that's my student." ”
"Is the student swollen?" Lu Bao'er's eyes widened, "Do you read the newspaper? Is there still little teacher-student love? Turning on the water is such a thing that only boyfriends and girlfriends can do...... Even if it doesn't matter, in the future, it will either be even dropped, or it will not be allowed! Otherwise, even tell my sister. ”
I did it for a long time, because I wanted to make myself a coolie.
Hearing the scene in the boiling water room last night, Xu Moqiu naturally couldn't refuse, and nodded: "Yes, when the time comes, you take it down and I'll call you." ”
"Hmph! That's pretty much it! Okay, it's time for class! ”
Looking at the back of Lu Bao'er leaving, Xu Moqiu couldn't help but shake his head.
Today, it's hot and like I'm going crazy. The sun hung high, the ground seemed to be on fire, and some gray gas, which seemed to be clouds but not clouds, and fog and not fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.
He kept screaming irritably from the branches, as if he was cheering for the scorching sun. The willow tree outside the school gate seemed to be sick, and the leaves were hanging with dust and curling on the branches, and the branches did not move. The road glowed white, the vendors did not dare to shout, and the plexiglass signboard in front of the store seemed to be sunburned.
Such weather is completely unsuitable for going out.
A tattered van with almost no patent leather, wooden windshield and mirrors, and even the front and rear bumpers dragged to the ground sped up, crashing into several garbage cans on the side of the road in a row, "crunching", the wheels rubbed two scorching black marks on the ground, and then planted steadily into the ditch outside the school gate.
It's hard to imagine what kind of ruthless person can be who can drive a scrapped car out of a tank position.
A young man dressed in oily face crawled out of the windshield with a embarrassed face, rubbed the fist-sized green bag on his forehead, and complained: "Hiss...... Ah! Corns, you have long eyes and instepes? With such a wide road, you can fuck in the ditch! Damn, do you believe that Lao Tzu hammered to death?"
The corns were also embarrassed, his face and hands were full of abrasions, and he covered his waist and complained: "Hmm...... Chen Gongzi, you ...... You can't blame me for this! This car is really bad, hiss...... I've come all the way and my urine is shaking out! ”
"I look at my brother's hairy eggs!Don't fart there!This car can take off, and it's in your hands like that? Why are you not good at learning your own arts, and you're embarrassed to speak?" Chen Gongzi touched the wheel that fell on the ground with a painful face, "It's a pity that I have eight hundred yuan!"
A weak voice came from the back seat of the car: "Chen ...... Public...... Public...... Public...... Pull...... Pull me ...... Stuck!"
Looking at the voice, Chen Gongzi suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, a bloated and obese young man was stuck under the chair in a very strange posture, and he couldn't move for half a minute.
"Mom, tell you to eat less usually! If you're so fat, you deserve to be stuck in your mouth!"
Chen ...... Old...... Father-in-law...... Gong ......"
"Shut up!" Chen Gongzi held his own noble status, so it was naturally impossible for him to do this kind of hard work, so he waved his hand and ordered at the corn: "Corn, you go, drag him out!"
The corns covered their waists and looked embarrassed: "What's that...... Chen Gongzi, I'm knocked on the waist, I can't use my strength, why don't you take a hand?"
"What a waste! Come on, I'll count one, two, three! Let's work together! one, two, three!"
"One, two, three!"
"Ahhh......hh
The two of them worked hard to finally pull out the stunned man's body that was close to 300 catties, but in the process of dragging, one accidentally broke his arm, and the pain was so painful that he almost fainted.
The three of them sat on the side of the road in embarrassment to rest their breath, stunned with cigarettes in their mouths, trembling all over, and humming vigorously in their mouths, which made Chen Gongzi upset, and scolded: "Isn't it just a broken arm? What's the big deal? Close the bird's mouth for me! Lao Tzu was upset when he heard it! Mother, I can't stand the slightest pain, are you still a man?"
This is a good thing to say, it is completely standing and talking without backache. After all, it wasn't him who broke it.
Corneye took a deep puff of cigarette: "Gongzi Chen, why don't we go back?" You see, we are all injured like this...... That guy heard that he was practicing sports again, but he was afraid of ......"
Chen Gongzi scolded: "What are you afraid of? You don't want to grow the ambition of others and destroy your own prestige! Last time, it was that little white-faced sneak attack and plot, and the front was tough, and Lao Tzu beat him so hard that he didn't even know his mother!"
The corns analyzed: "Chen Gongzi, that's what I said, but this is that guy's territory, although we are powerful, we can't stand the crowd at all......"
Chen Gongzi thought so: "Hmm...... That makes sense! So, let's go and inquire first and see if there is such a person in this school. ”
The three of them helped each other to the door, but the doorman stopped the way, and said expressionlessly: "What are you doing?
The corn is a well-behaved person, so he quickly took out a crumpled cigarette in his pocket and straightened it over: "Uncle, if we don't go in, I'll ask you about something!"
The uncle half-squinted: "What's the matter?"
"Is there a man named Yang Goulin in your school?"
The uncle dug out his ears: "What kind of forest is Yang?"
"Yang Goulin!"
The uncle was at a loss: "What kind of dog raiser? This is a school, how can there be a dog? Young man, you want to buy a dog? Then go to the pet market! What are you doing at the school?"
The corns said patiently: "No, uncle! I'm asking if there is a person surnamed Yang, named Gou Lin! Your school practices sports! I heard that the old man is very bad!"
"Oh, what do you say about Yang Goulin?" the uncle finally reacted.
"Yes, yes, yes, it's this hair! There's this person, right?"
"I don't know if I hold it or not, but I certainly don't have you in it. ”
The corns were suddenly happy: "Ha, you think so too?"
"Yes!" the uncle nodded, pointing at the stunned man, "Look, his arms are swollen like this, and he's still wandering outside, yo! And you, you're still bleeding from your neck! Do you want me to help you contact the crematorium?"
As he spoke, he took out the brick old man on his waist, and Chen Gongzi stepped forward to stop his behavior: "The rain girl has no melon! They're fine, their bodies are acceptable, you just need to tell me if there is such a person as Yang Goulin in your school. ”
Chen Gongzi's behavior made the uncle very unhappy, and he narrowed his eyes at the moment: "Where do I know where to go?"
"Hey, my grumpy ......"
Chen Gongzi rolled up his trouser legs, and the corns hurriedly pulled him up, and persuaded him: "Chen Gongzi, don't be impulsive!
Turning around, he smiled at the uncle: "Uncle, is that the case...... This Teacher Yang Gou Lin Yang borrowed money from us and didn't pay it back, we are here to ask for debts, you see, our brother is injured like this and has no money to see a doctor, it's really bitter! Your old man is doing well......
As he was talking, a fragrant wind wafted in, and then a beautiful figure pedaled a bicycle from far and near.
Today's Qin Mengyan wore a beige T-shirt and a pair of white cropped pants on the lower body, two slender thighs, showing a beautiful streamlined shape, and her hair with a faint fragrance fluttering in the wind.
Beautiful! Sexy!
This woman is simply a fairy who came out of the painting.
The three idiots stayed in place for a while, their corns and waists were no longer sore, their shoulders didn't hurt anymore, and even Chen Gongzi's mood became beautiful.
This is completely the legendary goddess of healing!
Qin Mengyan braked, the car stopped in front of the old man steadily, stroked her long hair, and smiled sweetly at the uncle: "Uncle, it's early!"
The uncle pointed to his watch: "Qin girl, it's past nine o'clock, it's still early, let's park the car inside." ”
"Good at it!" Qin Mengyan got out of the car, pushed into the guard room, and asked casually, "These three, are your relatives?"
"Don't talk nonsense, how can my family have such relatives? ”
"Oh?" Qin Mengyan looked at the mentally retarded people, and said suspiciously, "You are ......"
God, the goddess spoke to me!
Is spring coming, and why is my heart still so hot?
The corns were soft all over their bodies, and if they hadn't held on to the wall quickly, they would have collapsed directly on the ground.
Chen Gongzi naturally didn't want to miss the opportunity to talk to the goddess, so he took the first step and said: "We are Yang Goulin's distant cousins, and we came to visit him from other places...... What's that, beauty, look at this hot day, why don't I invite you to eat stinky tofu? I know that the stinky tofu of the family is old and stinky! It tastes good too......
"I'm sorry, I don't eat stinky tofu. ”
"Oh...... So, how about I invite you to watch a movie? I heard that "Extreme Bestial Desire" has been released, and the thief is excited! I can see people's blood...... Uh, blood boiling!"
"Not interested. ”
Chen Gongzi still didn't give up: "That...... Let's make an appointment with a wave when you're free, my bed...... Oh no, let's learn to communicate. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm from the countryside, and I don't have QQ, WeChat, or phone. I'll leave first. ”
These three guys were not good things at first glance, Qin Mengyan didn't bother to say anything more to them, and turned around and left directly, leaving only a back that provoked anger......