Chapter Twenty-Four: New Residents, New Friends!4
"It's the left direction light that stops...... Forward is the right direction light......"
Mercedes-Benz dragged the tractor, and Zhanbo on the tractor kept chattering.
As for Wan Yu and the tractor uncle who was inexplicably on the same channel as Wan Yu, they are still playing the flying rap that only they play.
It's called ...... Happy rap flying all over the sky!?
Suddenly, with a whoosh, a BMW flying past them at least 220 yards per hour.
"Hey, what are you doing so fast!
Wan Yu pursed her lips.
Zhanbo was stunned, why is Wanyu always angry in inexplicable places!?
"Catch up!
"Catch up?
Zhanbo's expression instantly became wonderful.
Why are you chasing? And the tractor uncle! What are you coaxing! Can you stand your tractor?
"Hey...... Your grandmother...... Grandma is a bear! I like this temper...... Temper!
Wait a minute! Why are you irrational, Brother Mercedes-Benz! You didn't want us to get into the car just now! Why is it that you are starting to live and die now!
The driving is not standardized, and the relatives are in tears!
"Why! I just want to go home, why did I meet the drag racing scene!!
Zhanbo wanted to cry, wanted to cry loudly, but his tears couldn't keep up with his speed!
Wan Yu and Uncle Tractor are not only not afraid, but even more hilarious! You are too anti-human!
Help! I can't hear Wan Yu's voice anymore! Are we already beyond the speed of sound!!
"Left Direction Light!Uncle Tractor!Left Direction Light!Let Uncle Mercedes-Benz Stop!!"
Not far ahead of the road.
"Please reply when you receive it!"
"Roger!
"A BMW is speeding at over 200 yards! Coming towards you! followed by a Mercedes Benz speeding up! Speed interception...... There's a tractor behind the Mercedes! Left lights! This tractor hits the left lights! He wants to overtake!?
In the communal toilets of the community.
Lu Ziqiao looked at himself in the mirror...... He was a little disoriented......
I've been mixed up for most of my life...... Today, I was defeated by an underage girl in all aspects......
This is the demon of the heart!
"Oops...... I'm exhausted......"
A middle-aged man dressed as a priest came out of the cubicle, clutching his stomach.
β...... What's wrong with you......"
Lu Ziqiao asked listlessly.
"Hey...... Old Pick Up Wedding ...... The stomach and intestines of eating and drinking are broken......"
"Oh......"
The two of them stood in front of the mirror and sighed together......
"Young man, what's wrong with you...... Isn't the relationship going well......"
"It's not ...... It's just that I found out that I am not as good as a minor girl until now......"
Ziqiao shook his head......
"Hi...... Out of the blue...... Look at the opening point ......"
The priest patted Joe on the shoulder.
"Thank you, Father ......"
"Why don't you tell me what's going on?"
"I want to sell bottles...... Stomach medicine...... As a result, the little girl explained the instructions to me throughout. β
"Doesn't that sound like a big deal...... So to speak, boy, you have stomach medicine!"
The priest's eyes lit up!
"Yes...... Eat...... Two pieces?"
"Yes, yes!"
The priest seemed to see hope.
"All-you-can-eat...... It's free......"
"Thank you so much, young man, don't worry!I'll eat two slices, and I'll get through this scene and get off work~"
The priest took the medicine and lamented that there were still many good people in the world.
Half a minute later......
Puffββ!!!
Puff puff !!
"Ah...... Ahh......h Oh my god...... Lad...... You medicine...... Damn...... Oh, my God...... What kind of disease do you cure with this medicine...... Oh, mom, mom, ......"
"Decisive ...... Bright...... Child...... Open...... Poop ......"
Lu Ziqiao's back was a little numb...... Just when I was absent-minded...... I seem to have done something terrible......
In the compartment...... Gradually, the voice was lost......
"Father, are you there, Father! Elder...... Master ???"
Sister Yifei rushed in in a hurry.
β...... It's the men's restroom......"
Lu Ziqiao is a bit of a thief.
"I know, what about the priest?"
"Father's wordsβ"
"Without the priest, the wedding would be over!"
β......β
Is it so serious!?
Speaking of which...... Father Priest's current situation...... I, Lu Ziqiao, said that I should also take full responsibility......
No, no, use your brain, use your brain!
Yo-yo?
But...... Xiao Yanzi invited me to dinner at noon...... Jianghu love, I can't say that I messed up other people's weddings......
But if I find out, the priest was killed by me! Then I can't wash it away by jumping into the Yellow River!
But...... But...... The morality of the rivers and lakes......
Ahhh
"Father ...... He...... Entrust me! Yes, entrust me to bless the two couples! He will go back first if he has a bad stomach!"
Come on, Lu Ziqiao!
β...... Do you know English?"
Hu Yifei was stunned.
β...... yeahο½β
β...... Oh, it's up to you! Grab your things and take them in place in the community square outside, waiting for the arrangement!"
βoh...... yeahοΌβ
yes, what a big-headed ghost!English!What is that!I, Lu Ziqiao, don't know it at all!
And this woman decided too quickly!
Lord...... Bless me...... I really didn't mean to......
The sound of sirens replaced the otherwise cheerful rap.
"Hah. β
The traffic police raised the instrument at the big brother in the Mercedes Benz.
"I don't ...... at all I didn't get drunk......"
I'll go, this smells!
The traffic policeman covered his nose and walked towards Zhanbo and Wanyu, who were trembling behind him.
"He did drink. β
Another traffic policeman threw a drunken Mercedes-Benz master into a police car.
"You two really think he's stammering, huh?"
The traffic policeman lifted his hat.
"Little sister...... Telephone ...... Contact~"
Don't poke your head out and talk in the police car! Be serious!
"You are young and young, get married and put a Mercedes-Benz instead of a tractor!"
"We are not !ββ"
Zhanbo wanted to explain, but the traffic police stopped him.
Wan Yu blushed and lowered her head and grabbed the corner of her clothes.
"You're happy today, so I'm not going to take you back to make a record! Who knows how to drive?"
Both Wan Yu and Zhan Bo shook their heads.
In this way, the traffic policeman sat in the driver's seat of the wedding car.
"Where are you going?"
The traffic policeman took off his hat and took the steering wheel.
"Go to the love apartment~"
Wan Yu was the first to answer.
"Uncle policeman, don't listen to her! The address is here! I wrote a note!"
Zhanbo stopped Wan Yu and handed the note to the traffic police.
Wedding scene.
"This little cake is delicious! Eat one! Then steal one!"
Sneaky, looking left and right.
"Hey!"
Someone suddenly tapped him on the back.
"Ahhhh......h
β...... Chen Meijia...... You're crazy?......"
??? sound familiar?
Chen Meijia slowly turned her head behind her.
"Lu Ziqiao???!"
"It's me~"
"How could it be you?"
"I want to ask why you're here?......"
Lu Ziqiao looked helpless.
"You ???...... clothes"
Chen Meijia rubbed over and touched the priest's robe on Lu Ziqiao's body.
β...... I was commanded in danger...... Became a priest......"
Lu Ziqiao patted his forehead, looking very tired.
"Are you still religious?"
"I'm not pursuing it anymore...... And the reason why I became a priest was not my intention at all...... I'm also helpless...... What about you, how did you get in?"
β...... The bride is my friend!!"
"Hehe~ What's the bride's name?"
Lu Ziqiao stared at Chen Meijia's eyes, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
They are all social people, and they are still playing false~
β...... As if you know!!"
Chen Meijia said she was very unconvinced.
"Don't underestimate me~ I don't know the bride, but I know a noble......man!
"What do you want to do! I've got a boyfriend!"
"Oh Huo~ I'm so afraid, please ask him to come out, the poor monk will turn into a wave~"
Lu Ziqiao smiled even more.
"He's gone to the toilet!"
"Where's the toilet?"
"I ...... I ......"
Chen Meijia's face was about to choke into a bun.
"Your boyfriend doesn't want you?"
Lu Ziqiao laughed and leaned close to Chen Meijia's ear.
"He!tui!!Do you think men are as attentive as you, and they left me and ran away by themselves??"
Chen Meijia immediately took two steps back and looked at the man in front of her angrily.
"I'm here for your good...... Oh no...... There is no red face!"
"Why can't you let me!!"
Chen Meijia glared at Lu Ziqiao fiercely.
"Your figure, I'm afraid it's ...... Alas...... I don't have any capital to let you ......."
"You!!...... Hey, your clothes aren't right!!The name on the collar doesn't look like you!!Is it stealing!!!"
Chen Meijia grabbed Ziqiao's robe as if she had grabbed a life-saving straw.
"Nonsense! I said that I was ordered to be in danger, that I was forced-"
Horn Horn Horn β
The loud suona and gongs and drums resounded throughout the wedding scene......
"??? scared me to death?
Lu Ziqiao was very confused.
"???What are you doing at this wedding? Aren't you a priest? It should be a symphony? Why suona and gongs and drums?"
Chen Meijia covered her ears and couldn't accept this meeting.
"I don't know!"
Lu Ziqiao looked at the loudspeaker not far away......
"What the hell is this...... Where's that......?"