"Brother and sister ~ It's brother and sister not ~"

While I went to wash the dishes and Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng were busy with the wedding, Lu Ziqiao silently approached Classmate Dali.

“…… What's wrong...... Uncle?"

Vigorously raised his head and glanced at Zi Qiao, then lowered his head again and drew in a circle on a trigonometric book.

I'm only in my twenties!Why am I an uncle!?

Ziqiao's mood is a little complicated, but he has other small abacus in his heart.

Xiao Yanzi is so rich!This girl seems to have a close relationship with him~so~

This girl must have money on her too!!

"Ahem...... Brother and sister, Uncle has a good thing here~Do you want to~"

"Uncle, the lines you took are too evil. ”

Dali looked disgusted.

"Oh, it's not a mess! It's the crystallization of the highest new technology at the moment! Qiao's - God - Gong - Pill!"

Crash!

A sheet of paper is rolled out from the table.

Syllable!

A bottle of medicine quilt Joe slapped on the table.

"It's made of Australia's best natural raw materials, using nanotechnology, high temperature and cold extraction technology, as well as cloning technology, each one is rich in nutrients needed by the human body, and can also health care the stomach, laxative, one is effective, and can also stimulate human yearning for a better life! You and my brother Xiao Yanzi will definitely use it~ The price is fair, the broken price is 998, if you help me recommend it to relatives and friends, I will also oppose your eight percent commission! How about it~ My lovely brother and sister~"

This set of rhetoric is the crystallization of my life's work! When the gods come, they will pluck some hair for my grandfather! !

"I'll see. ”

Vigorously picked up the medicine bottle.

"Nanotechnology is a scientific technology that uses a single atom and molecule to make matter, and studies the properties and applications of materials with structural dimensions in the range of 1 to 100 nanometers, which can indeed be used in pharmaceuticals. ”

"Both high-temperature and cold-based extraction analyses have been documented, but I have not found a combination of the two. ”

Shake your head vigorously.

"Cloning is the process of using biotechnology to produce offspring with the exact same genetic organization as the original individual through asexual reproduction. Scientists call the process of artificial genetic manipulation of animal reproduction cloning, and this biotechnology is called cloning technology, which means asexual reproduction. Cloning technology is known as "biomagnification technology" in modern biology. "The Application of Gene Cloning Technology in Pharmaceuticals" is a book that I learned about in my sophomore year of high school, and this book mainly introduces a lot of relevant knowledge in the application chapter, and lists examples of cloning and expression of various biological drug genes, as well as examples of fermentation and production of various genetic engineering drugs, but there is very little talk about health care. ”

"At present, the main use of aluminum hydroxide for health care is aluminum hydroxide, that is, Al(OH)3+3HCl=AlCl3+3H2O, the effect is to neutralize gastric acid, and no matter how bad it is, sodium bicarbonate, that is, baking soda, that is, HCl+NaHCO3=NaCl+CO2↑+H2O, here knock on the blackboard to take notes! This ingredient will produce carbon dioxide, which is easy to cause patients to have bloating in the stomach, so it has almost been eliminated, oh The same is true for calcium carbonate. But there are no such things in the ingredient list behind this bottle of medicine, so it should not be able to maintain the stomach. Well...... These are all high school test points, and I will let Li Fan memorize them later!"

"Cassia has a laxative effect. Clinically, many patients take cassia seeds to soak in water and drink, and hemp seeds, peach seeds, cypress seeds, and Yu Li Ren in traditional Chinese medicine are all laxative drugs. There are a lot of related ingredients in your medicine, and it seems that the laxative effect is indeed very strong. ”

"As for inspiring mankind's yearning for a better life...... Are you sure you want to continue talking about this kind of topic with me, a minor girl? Article 44 of the "Public Security Administration Punishment Law" stipulates that I can report the case and demand that you be held accountable for public security. ”

Raised his head vigorously and smiled confidently.

"Uncle, don't kneel, I don't have a red envelope for you. ”

Lu Ziqiao trembled, and looked at classmate Dali with dull eyes.

My life's work!

"Dare to ask Your Excellency...... The name of the rivers and lakes is ......"

"I don't have a name, I stand for knowledge. ”

At this time, the suburbs of Shanghai.

"Where is this!!"

Zhanbo looked at the endless sea in front of him, and his mind exploded.

Is this really Shanghai Tang?

"I actually got in the wrong car!no!! I should have seen it before getting on the bus!"

"It's okay, it's fun here!"

Wan Yu followed from behind, stretching out her arms to feel the sea breeze.

"Zhanbo looks! There is a car!"

"Really!

Zhanbo looked back, and a tractor painted bright blue was slowly coming!

Zhanbo never imagined that he would one day like tractors so much!

At this time, it doesn't matter if you're an Optimus Prime or a tractor!

So, on the road in the suburbs, the rap rhythm of Wanyu and Uncle Tractor fluttered.

Don't ask me why they all rap! I just want to say that if they don't say it's rap, I can't guess it in my life!

However, the good times were short-lived.

The tractor ran for a while, and then broke down halfway.

Autobots! Stand up, Autobots!!

Zhanbo's mentality exploded, it seems that it is going to be the same as what my sister said, I am going to sleep on the street tonight!!

"Look, there's another car!"

Wan Yu stretched out her arms again, feeling the comfortable sea breeze.

If the Autobots have a code! I think it must be with open arms!

"What's the matter?"

A Mercedes slowly stopped, with decorations unique to wedding cars.

"Master, where are you going?"

Wan Yu stepped forward and asked.

"I'll ...... Go to the city......"

"Master, are you drunk?"

"This kid ...... Stuttering and drinking too much of you...... Can't you hear it......?"

"Master, master, can you give us a ride!"

"No...... I'm married...... Wedding car, pick up the bride...... Lady's ......"

"Master~ just send us to the village in front of us~ Our tractor is broken~ Please~"

Wan Yu was aggrieved, her hands were folded, and she looked like please, please.

Reason is worthless in the face of cuteness!

"It's a comparison with me...... Fighting? I'm a ...... Temper......! Let's go...... Let's do it!"

"Thank you, master, thank you, master!!"

Erniu's home.

After washing the dishes, I cleaned up the table, and when I turned around, I found Lu Ziqiao kneeling next to Dali, his eyes glazed, doubting life.

"Dali, what's wrong with Little Joe?"

"It's okay, here are a few chemical reaction formulas that Uncle Xiao Qiao just reminded me, you memorize them, and I'll take the test later." ”

He looked up vigorously and smiled at me.

？？？

What the hell?Lu Ziqiao reminded Dali??

Or is it chemistry???

Author, you wrote it wrong, right?

Author: Not really.

"What are these on the table?

"It's nothing, Uncle Xiao Qiao has been constipated recently, and he just needs to take medicine. ”

Dali smiled and shook his head.

I pushed vigorously out the door, ignoring Zi Qiao, who doubted life in the house.

"Oh yes, Li Fan...... Sister Erniu and Brother Tiezhu got married today, although I have only known them for a few days, but I think I still have to offer a blessing. ”

Dali smiled slightly, and took out a ten-dollar and four one-dollar from his pocket.

"Here you go. ”

Vigorously and carefully shoved the money into my hand.

"What does that mean? ”

Bribe me??

"When the time comes, you take thirteen yuan, I take fourteen yuan, and we will fight together to be exactly 1314, and then you find a red envelope to put all our money in, which is not only a blessing, but also in line with our current economic strength. Isn't it ingenious!"

Vigorously a little proud.

"Then why didn't I take fourteen? ”

I asked vigorously with a smile.

"Because I only have fourteen dollars here, and it's a lot of trouble to have one dollar left. ”

Forcefully sighed.

"You've run out of living expenses......"

"Not yet, but that's all that's left for my daily expenses. Minors are not allowed to work, the college entrance examination is not over and there is no time to work part-time, there is still a while before the payment of my living expenses, if I ask my family for money, it will reveal my foot injury, I don't want my family to worry for the time being. Therefore, without affecting the basic life, I can only hold on for a while. ”

“…… I've said it, I'll help you pay for the doctor's ......."

I feel a little sorry for the underage girlfriend in front of me.

“no。 In every sense of the word, this has nothing to do with you, this is the most basic treaty of our experimental relationship, and we can't be sloppy with financial matters!"

Dali looked at me very seriously.

"You...... Okay, okay, okay......"

I know that I will never give in to the things that I will insist on.

Whether adult or underage.

"Dali, your family should be quite wealthy, right...... How do you feel that your living expenses are not much? ”

"My family is not very rich, according to the income level data of SH City, it can only be said to be in the upper middle, and the living expenses are not very small, according to the overall level of boarding students in our grade, it is also in the middle and upper, the main reason may be that I like to take out part of the living expenses as a knowledge investment, I like to collect that kind of exquisite books, I feel that they are very beautiful. The beauty of the square, the touch of the cover, and the fragrance of the super-good paper...... Do you know that when I was in junior high school, I bought a super-hardcover copy of Planck's autobiography! It cost me all my money! The collection value is extremely high! I only put it in the bookcase where my mother kept her archives? I was afraid that if I left it outside for too long, it would be similar to the archaeological accident when the terracotta warriors and horses were unearthed, and what would I do? And I read at least once a year with fresh gloves, and the time is set for winter, which can reduce the wear and tear of sweat on the book, and ......"

Looking at Hercules talking brightly, I was also a little distracted.

It turns out that Dali is also the same as other girls...... I have something I like......

Of course...... It's not cosmetics, it's not clothes......

And you're wearing gloves, why do you care about sweating!

"When we can make money, our experimental love happiness index will definitely rise very quickly, and I have already listed a lot of plans! Although they are all theoretical knowledge, I think the feasibility is extremely high! So Li Fan, don't be discouraged! fighting!"

Turning his head vigorously and cheering me up.

"Hmm...... I think I'll be happy. ”

I'm happy now~Isn't it~