Xu Moqiu is completely slapping his swollen face and becoming fat this time. Walking up to the podium, holding chalk and looking at the topic on the blackboard, I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

Xindao: Nima, what kind of thing is this?

When he was in school, he could barely pass math, but after all, it was more than ten years ago, and he had long forgotten all about formulas and everything. Now he is completely a blank slate, how can he possibly do it?

The cowhide is blowing up, how can it end now? Xu Moqiu can't wait to dig a hole in the ground and get into it.

Teacher Li couldn't help frowning when he saw him holding the chalk for a long time: "Classmate, what are you doing in a daze? Don't tell me you won't." ”

Xu Moqiu's old face turned red, and finally decided to show his identity to save everyone embarrassment: "Teacher Li, in fact, I ......"

"Okay, don't say anything!" Mr. Li cut off his words and said with a calm face, "I talked about it in vain, do you think I'm going crazy? I've analyzed this question so thoroughly, don't you know it? Is it a sarcoma on your head? Does it have any other function besides eating?"

"Teacher Li, I ......"

Teacher Li cut off again: "What are you? You're still very proud, aren't you? I've never seen such an unenterprising student as you! I get angry when I see you so stupid! How many times have I told you? Mathematics, in fact, is so easy! All math problems are just a change of soup and not medicine! It's just that the example problems in the book have evolved slightly!"

Teacher Li looked at Xu Moqiu: "After saying so much, do you understand?"

Xu Moqiu shook his head blankly.

"Look at it! Look at it! I really don't know what to say about you! Is it hard for me to talk about something?"

The classmates below had the intention to make Xu Moqiu make a fool of themselves, and replied in unison: "It's not difficult!"

"Do you all understand?"

Everyone said again: "Understood!"

"What about you?" Teacher Li still refused to let go of Xu Moqiu.

Xu Moqiu nodded hurriedly: "Understood! Understood." ”

Actually, he knows a! And he dares to pack tickets, and absolutely none of the students below understand.

Teacher Li obviously didn't believe it: "Oh, yes? Now that you understand, show me this question." ”

Damn, are you finished? Xu Moqiu was speechless, and spread his hands: "Okay, in fact, I don't understand!"

"What did you say?"

"I said I didn't understand. ”

"Say it again. ”

"I don't understand!"

Teacher Li slapped the table: "You...... What kind of attitude do you have towards learning? Why did your parents pay you to go to school? Fishing in troubled waters and not thinking of making progress! How can there be students like you in your class? I have been teaching in Boya Middle School for more than ten years, but I have never encountered such a student! In this class, you just hold the paper on my head and stand on the podium to listen!

Xu Moqiu was about to cry: "There's no need for this, right?"

"What is not necessary? It is completely necessary! I see, you don't seem to realize your mistake at all, do you? You don't learn and don't know how to do it! Ignorance! What did your parents pay you to do? It makes me so sad! The more I look at you, the more angry I become! Go, call your homeroom teacher! I have to talk about it in front of your homeroom teacher!"

"Hahahaha......" The head teacher was scolded by the substitute teacher pointing his nose and looking confused, and the podium was already laughing.

Teacher Li was about to go crazy, it was the first time he had met such a wooden student, and he poked Xu Moqiu's chest with hatred: "What are you still doing here in a daze? Why don't you go quickly, it's really muddy and can't support the wall!"

"I can't call it. ”

"What do you mean? You ...... Wait!" Teacher Li suddenly found that Xu Moqiu still had cigarettes in his trouser pocket, and immediately exploded, grabbed it and threw it directly into the trash.

Teacher Li hated smoking the most in his life: "At a young age, you didn't learn to smoke, but you still learned to smoke? Hmm? Ignoring school rules and discipline! Did your family send you to school to smoke at their expense? Do you know how to write the word lung cancer? I really don't know how your Chinese teacher taught you!"

"Let me tell you, if you don't study hard now, will you be productive in the future? I used to have a younger brother who was just like you! If you don't learn all day long, you know how to eat, drink, and have fun! You are less than eighteen years old! At the same age as a flower, she went home to inherit his father's billions of family assets. What about you? Do you have that condition?"

"Not really. ”

"Hahaha......" The bottom was already laughing back and forth.

"What are you laughing at? You are not allowed to laugh!" Teacher Li slapped the table heavily and pointed at Ma Ganghelmet, "Go and call your homeroom teacher! Let him see what kind of students he teaches! He has a bad attitude towards learning and smokes! It's simply an insult to the sacred campus!"

Ma Ganghelmet held back a smile and stood up, pointing at Xu Moqiu: "Report to Teacher Li, he is our homeroom teacher." ”

"What?" Teacher Li was suddenly shocked, the person in front of him who had been pointing his nose and scolding for a long time was actually their homeroom teacher......!

Xu Moqiu smiled bitterly: "I am their homeroom teacher and Chinese teacher, my surname is Xu." ”

Teacher Li still didn't seem to believe it: "Uh...... Are you really their teacher?"

"It's like a fake. Xu Moqiu took out his work card from the pocket of his clothes and showed it to him.

"Hey...... Teacher Xu, what are you ...... You said that you didn't say hello when you came to the class, and this question is so simple, you won't ......"

Damn, it's endless, isn't it?

Xu Moqiu was unhappy: "Interlaced lines are like mountains across mountains, Teacher Li, it's like if I asked you to recite the Tao Te Ching now, can you recite it?"

As everyone knows, Mr. Li is a nerd, and he has been reading all his life in addition to teaching, so he nodded decisively: "Yes!"

Xu Moqiu began to mess around: "Then you will recite one upside down for me?"

"This ......"

"Don't do this, that, you can continue to lecture, I won't bother. Xu Moqiu lost face, where did he still have the intention of continuing to stay.

Walking out of the classroom, Xu Moqiu tiptoed to the office and was relieved to see that Zhang Meihong was not there. He took the teacup, filled it with water, and hurried downstairs to the lotus pond for fear of killing him in a moment.

Under the shade of the tree next to the lotus pond, Michelle looked at Xu Moqiu with a surprised expression: "Didn't you go to class?

"Oh, yes. Xu Moqiu was perfunctory, "By the way, how did the things that asked you investigate before?"

Michelle looked into her eyes: "First of all, you have to tell me, what is your relationship with this Lu Qianqian?"

"I have nothing to do with her!"

Mitchell looked incredulous: "It's okay, then why are you asking me to investigate her ex-boyfriend?

"I ...... Actually, she's my cousin. Xu Moqiu didn't know how to answer her for a while, so he simply made up an identity for her.

"Cousin, why haven't I heard that you have another cousin?

"Who doesn't have a distant relative?" Xu Moqiu didn't want to go down on this topic, "Okay, okay, don't get to the bottom of it!"

"Materials?"

"yes, information. ”

"I'll give it to her!"

"Who?"

Mitchell stretched out his palm and touched the door of his head: "Your brain is not broken, are you? Aren't you just going to give the information to Lu Qianqian?"

"Uh...... Can't I keep a copy of it myself?"

"Okay, I'll send you one in a minute. ”

"Forget it, I'm suddenly not interested anymore now. Xu Moqiu shook his head, "By the way, the wildfire is ...... over there."

"I was about to tell you this. Mitchell looked around and whispered, "They have already arrived in Yuejiang, it is estimated that they will do it soon, in order to avoid hurting the innocent, I will not be at school these days, you have to be careful." ”

"Can you handle it?" do you need me to help ......" Halfway through his words, Xu Moqiu was silent and no longer spoken. Now I can't do anything if I want to help, and I can only drag my life if I go.

Mitchell smiled: "Don't worry, it's just a group of trash fish, where is the use of your own shot?"

"Then be careful yourself. Isn't it too early to have a meal together?"

"Hehe, this seems to be the first time you've taken the initiative to invite me to dinner. What's the matter, aren't you afraid that Teacher Qin will be jealous when she sees it?"

"I'm just a normal friend with her, don't think about it too much. ”

When the school bell rang, Niu Gangmen walked alone on the playground, and the sunset stretched his shadow long. After a long hesitation, he finally dialed the number.

"Are you free?" asked Niu Gangmen cautiously.

"Are you sure you made a mistake?" said the other side of the phone seemed a little surprised.

"Of course, I have something I want to talk to you about. ”

"Hmm...... Did you say no?"

"It may not be convenient on the phone, I want to talk to you in person. ”

The other end was silent for a moment: "Okay then, but you have to invite us to dinner." ”

"You guys?"

"Why? You don't want to, if you don't, forget it. ”

"No, I'm willing! Of course I do, can I just find a small restaurant outside?"

"Okay. ”

Twenty minutes later, Xu Moqiu looked at the three women and one man sitting at the table outside with a surprised expression.

Mitchell looked curious, "What are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, just a few of my students, come, eat!"

Outside, Master Xu and Lu Bao'er sat together, Mu Wanjing sat on the right-hand side, and several people ordered two dishes casually, looking at the cow steel gate in front of them, which looked like a gorilla.

Mu Wanjing looked at Niu Gangmen, who was injured, with a curious expression: "I said, shouldn't you be beaten stupid today, right?" Although the incident started because of me, I am also very grateful for your help......

Niu Gangmen shook his head with a wry smile, and looked at Master Xu: "Master, can you tell me, you ...... You ......"

"What?"

"That's you...... You ......"

The three girls looked at the staggering Niu Gangmen and couldn't help but ask at the same time, "What do you want to say?"

"That's right, I want to ask...... Why are you so fierce? Is there any secret? Tell me okay?" As the bottom ten of the whole grade, Niu Gangmen's vocabulary was scarce, and he didn't think of two suitable idioms to describe it for a while.

Master Xu frowned: "I, Fierce Niu Gangmen, what do you want to say? Do you still remember the last time you beat you?"

"Not really. Actually, it's like this...... Today, that Chen Yongchao brought people from outside to our dormitory to make trouble...... We had a fight with them......"

Mu Wanjing said unceremoniously: "Isn't it just that you were beaten? What is this? Which one of your dormitories has not been beaten as a Transformer?"

Niu Gangmen shook his head: "No, Xiao Mu...... I...... I was so scared that they beat me and I didn't dare to fight back, so they ignore me now. ”

Master Xu looked into his eyes: "I still don't understand what you want to say." ”

Niu Gangmen plucked up his courage, and Huo Ran got up: "That's the case, I want to ...... I...... I want to be like you!"

Master Xu looked stunned: "You...... When did you first get this idea?"

"Just today...... I thought about it for a long time, and I felt like I couldn't be as soft as I used to ......."

"Stop!" Master Xu hurriedly took a sip of juice to suppress the shock, looked Niu Gangmen up and down, and said with a regretful face, "I think, you better give up!"

Niu Gangmen looked depressed: "Why?

"No......" Master Xu patiently explained to him, "I think, being a woman is really not as beautiful as you think." Although some people are pampered and hurt. But...... I'll put it bluntly, you look three big and five thick, and your appearance is so stumbling, even if you really become a woman, no one will like you. ”

Lu Bao'er nodded again and again: "Yes, yes!"