Xu Moqiu seemed to see Ma Gang's helmet sitting by the podium at this time, and looked surprised: "Classmate Ma, who allowed you to sit here?"

Ma Ganghelmet took out his textbook: "Teacher, I can't see the blackboard clearly when I sit down! Please allow me to sit here, I have decided to change my life and study hard every day." As a class teacher, you won't discourage me from studying, right?"

This reason is indeed very powerful, Xu Moqiu couldn't refute it at all, so he had to nod: "It's a good thing that you're self-motivated, but ...... Excuse me, next time you pretend to be OK at all? The books are all down, and you tell me that you have to study hard and make progress every day?"

Ma Ganghelmet suddenly blushed: "I...... This is my personal habit of reading, and you don't understand it. ”

"I really don't understand, and I don't want to. Xu Moqiu stood up straight, "First of all, I want to praise Master Xu in our class, she was injured this time to block a knife for another classmate, sacrifice herself for others, courage is commendable! Everyone applauds!"

"Crackling" warm applause rang out.

Xu Moqiu waved his hand and said, "I want to emphasize one sentence here, I hope everyone will remember it." We are in the first and third classes of high school, and we don't cause trouble, but we are definitely not afraid of it! Fighting, it's normal! When the teacher was young, he didn't do these bloody things, but there is one thing! You remember it for me!"

"One, don't take the initiative to bully people!"

"Two ......"

Wu Dalang interjected: "Teacher, didn't you say a little? Why is there another two? It's not good for you to be afraid like this......

"Can't I add two points temporarily? Just talk too much! Get up, let me stand behind the door!"

"Three ......"

Wu Dalang interjected again: "Teacher, you haven't said the second point yet!"

Xu Moqiu wanted to hit someone: "I'll start with the third point, no? Classmate Wu, I think the most important thing they should beat today is your broken mouth! Answering the phone all day long? The weather is good today, go to the balcony and stand for me! Just let the sun disinfect your body." ”

"Teacher, listen to me, good medicine is good for disease, and good advice is good for action......

"What nonsense?" Xu Moqiu slapped the table and shouted, "Come on, drag him down for me!"

"Yes!" Ma Ganghelmet and Gou Xiong immediately stood up, picked up Wu Dalang and walked out.

Xu Moqiu took a glass of water from the water dispenser: "Okay, I just talked about fighting...... Since you have chosen to solve the problem by force, then I have only one request! Fight, you must win the battle for me! If you lose, if anyone comes to me to complain, don't blame me for falling into the well!"

"Here, I would also like to remind Master Xu that in the future, try not to use chairs, first, not to take advantage of them! Second, it is easy to break, and if it is broken, you have to pay for it! How good it is to use bricks! There is nothing that cannot be solved with a brick, if there is, then make up for it!"

How could a teacher instigate a student to fight with bricks? Everyone looked at each other.

Ma Ganghelmet raised his hand: "Teacher, I have a question, I don't know if to talk about it?"

Do you need to ask?

Xu Moqiu directly blocked the past with a sentence: "It's not appropriate to talk about it." ”

"If I don't talk about it, I'll talk about it too!" Ma Ganghelmet risked his life to speak, "Teacher Xu, have you served in the special forces before? Or are you actually a killer! I am tired of fighting and killing, and I want to live an ordinary life, so I came to our school to be a teacher." ”

"You've seen too much, haven't you? I'm still the leader of the dragon team, do you believe it? ”

Ma Ganghelmet continued to ask: "Then how do you explain the scars and bullet holes on your arms?"

"Oh, when I was a child, I was in a difficult condition, and once I helped an adult kill a pig, and the pig was so fierce that he kicked the pig killer, and as a result, the knife was crooked, and he stabbed me in the arm. As for the bullet holes, did you see the bullet holes with that eye? I was jumped by firecrackers in the grave

, rare and weird!"

Ma Ganghelmet still didn't give up: "That'...... Why can you easily hit five at a time? Don't tell me you don't know how to do kung fu. ”

"You can see this?" Xu Moqiu pretended to be helpless and slumped into the chair, "Okay, I won't pretend! I'm a martial arts master, I'm a showdown!"

The ruffian tone that spoke to him immediately caused the audience to laugh.

The students said in their hearts: Although this teacher Xu's teaching level is very bad, he really knows how to get along with the students, and he is not as old-fashioned as other teachers.

Someone asked, "Teacher, tell us where you learned kung fu?"

"Since you sincerely want to know, then I will tell you. The teacher used to be poor, you know. I won't go into any more detail. It was a dark and windy night and I was out mowing pigweed......"

"Jingle Bell ......"

At this moment, the bell rang for the end of class, and Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "I want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown!"

The audience instantly drew dozens of middle fingers, and brushed together: "Cut!"

Back in the office, Xu Moqiu always felt that something was wrong, the teachers looked at him with strange eyes, and even Michelle had a strange smile on her face.

On the desk that belonged to him, there was a large bouquet of roses at the moment.

Xu Moqiu looked at Miqier in surprise: "Yours?"

Mitchell shrugged, "Do you think I'd do such a boring thing?"

"Who is that?" Xu Moqiu couldn't figure it out, and after thinking about it, could it be that it was a prank by those little rabbit cubs again? Thinking about it this way, it seems that there is really that possibility.

Mitchell smiled mysteriously, "Guess!"

Tang Daduan walked over and patted Xu Moqiu on the shoulder: "Teacher Xu, it's really a good fortune! I really didn't see it, you actually like this tune!"

English teacher Zhou spat on the ground fiercely: "The world is going down!

Xu Moqiu was at a loss, at this moment, a charming figure appeared at the door, Xu Moqiu's face suddenly turned pale, the office was on the second floor, and he suddenly had a strong urge to jump down!

Stockings, high heels, and flaming red lips are infinitely lethal to a big man! Of course, the premise is that the above conditions appear in a woman, even if she is not beautiful and her figure is not good enough, but with these can also cover up those flaws.

But...... But the man who appeared in front of him was a man! That's right, he was the new music teacher Zhang Meihong.

From the moment he walked into the office, a pair of small eyes did not leave Xu Moqiu's body for half a minute. Twisting the very famous mystery in the anime step by step, Xu Moqiu felt as if the air was solidifying, and he seemed to be suffocating......

Sure enough, this guy came to Xu Moqiu's desk, sat directly on Xu Moqiu's desk with half of his buttocks, stretched out his orchid finger and lightly touched Xu Moqiu's chest, threw a wink, and said, "Brother Xu~~"

This shout made Xu Moqiu's goosebumps fall to the ground, he slowly stood up, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and laughed miserably: "Zhang ...... Is there anything wrong with Mr. Zhang?"

"Oh, Brother Xu~~ I said, don't call me Teacher Zhang! Call me Xiaohonghong!" Zhang Meihong smiled and posted it again, the smell of inferior perfume on her body made Xu Moqiu dizzy.

"Teacher Zhang, this is the office, please respect yourself!"

"Oh~~I hate it!Brother Xu~~ How many times have I said it, don't call Mr. Zhang!Brother Xu~~ This is a flower I specially bought, do you like it or not?Are you free after school in the afternoon? I know a western restaurant, the taste is superb! Let's go and try it together! After eating, we will go to the movies together, and then there will be surprises!

”

What a surprise!

"Huh...... That...... What, Mr. Zhang, I suddenly remembered that I still have class! Let's talk when we have time! We will talk again when we have time! I will be busy first. Xu Moqiu was so disgusted by him that he grabbed his textbook and fled in a hurry.

"Hey~~" Zhang Meihong stomped her feet and said angrily, "Really, everyone is an adult, why are you shy!"

There was a burst of laughter in the office. For the first time, Mitchell found out that he also had moments of fear.

Xu Moqiu was so depressed that he vomited blood. In all fairness, he would rather face the mischievous students in the third class of high school than stay with this guy. It's just deadly!

Before it was class time, Xu Moqiu walked directly into the classroom, and under the different eyes of his classmates, he directly found a vacant seat and sat down: "What do you see?

This class is a math class, and a few days ago, math teacher Zhou Jinjin gave up his hands, so a math teacher surnamed Li in the second grade of high school temporarily substituted for the class. It is said that this teacher has been teaching mathematics for more than 20 years, and his teaching experience is very rich.

Because Xu Moqiu was sitting in the back, the students were quite honest and didn't make any pranks. Teacher Li thought that they had changed sex, and they were in a good mood in an instant.

"Come on, students, we will continue to review the monthly exam papers today. Let's look at the third big question, this question is actually a scoring question! Students, as shown in the figure, according to the meaning of the question, find the equations of C1 and C2.

Teacher Li drew the picture and pointed to the blackboard: "This question, everyone must follow my steps to do it, what is the first step?"

"Solution!"

"Hey, yes, I've been emphasizing to everyone, math problems, writing a solution, it's one point, this is a point, don't you know? from the meaning of the problem, the slope of the straight line l exists, let it be k, then the equation of the straight line l is y=kx...... Raise your hand in understanding!"

"Huh" everyone raised their hands in unison.

Teacher Li looked pleased: "Very good, then everyone look at the blackboard, I'm going to start working! We're going to make an auxiliary line here now! Hey? Now let's look at it again, do you have a feeling of sudden enlightenment? Do you have a clear idea of solving the problem in an instant?"

"Yes. ”

"Very good, let's ask a classmate to come to the blackboard to do it!" Mr. Li picked up the roster on the podium, but he didn't know what was blurry on it, and he couldn't see it clearly.

"Forget it, I'll just order it!" Mr. Li pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, looked around, and quickly fell on someone.

"Come, the one at the back of this row, you come up and make it for everyone. Don't look at it, it's you! Yes, yes, it's you. ”

Xu Moqiu looked around, there was no one behind him, and he was stunned there, pointing at himself with a look of disbelief: "Me?"

"Isn't that just you! Come, why are you still stunned? Come on! Make it for everyone to see. ”

The eyes of the whole class instantly focused on Xu Moqiu, who was at a loss. The Chinese teacher was drawn to the blackboard by the math teacher to do problems, and this kind of bloody bridge actually happened in the first and third classes of high school. The students barely suffocated their internal injuries.

In order to see Xu Moqiu's jokes, they coaxed: "Yes, the teacher called you!"

"Hurry up!"

"Just, don't waste our time. ”

Teacher Li also urged: "Hurry up, do the questions, and I don't want your life! If you delay for one minute, there are more than 40 students in the class, which adds up to more than 40 minutes!"

Mother's! Isn't it just a math problem? Can it stump me Xu someone? Just take this opportunity to let them see their own abilities! Xu Moqiu suddenly got up and strode towards the podium.