Take off?

What to take off?

The four men glanced at each other, and they all saw fear, uneasiness, and shyness in each other's eyes...... Wait, why did Wei Shengjin's eyes still flash with excitement? Could it be that he still had some kind of terrible fetish?

"Mother's, Shi Ke kills ......" Thinking that Xu Yunzi is an iron-clad man, how could he just succumb to Xu Moqiu's obscenity?

Just as he was about to fight with him, Xu Moqiu raised his hand, the mop sticking to the urine was only a few tenths of a centimeter away from his face, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and immediately changed his words, "It's also insulting." ”

"Labor and management don't believe you, dare to ......" An Quantao is an egg biter, and when he gets up, he wants to merge with Xu Moqiuhuo, and after being kicked in the crotch, he immediately covered the bottom and became honest.

Xu Moqiu took out a cigarette and lit it: "I'll only give you three minutes, either take it off yourself, or I'll help you take it off, but I'm a little violent, I'm afraid that I will accidentally hurt you when the time comes......"

"I'll take it off, I'll take it off!" Wei Shengjin was the first to jump up, and just as he reached for the belt, he suddenly shouted, "Go!"

Immediately after raising his right hand, the peerless ball was sacrificed by him again, with a tricky angle, strange speed and fierce strength, the three combined to take Xu Moqiu's crotch.

Good boy, it's really vicious enough! If you change someone, you probably have to be yin by him.

said that it was too late, Xu Moqiu dragged Xu Yunzi who was kneeling in front of him, and with a muffled sound, the peerless ball hit Xu Yunzi's chrysanthemum directly.

Instantly, the weather forecast was played - Kikube had a lot of blood.

Looking at Xu Yunzi, who was covering his back and lying on the ground screaming non-stop, Wei Shengjin's face twitched, and he glared at Xu Moqiu hatefully: "Despicable!"

Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "You are plotting against him, what does it matter to me? Can you take it off? If you don't take it off, I'm going to do it!"

"You ......" Wei Shengjin hesitated, and said with a backbone, "Take it off!" Don't think I'm afraid of you, we are performance art!"

Bi Yuntao and An Quantao hurriedly agreed: "Yes, performance art!"

Xu Moqiu looked coldly at the stupid people in front of him: "Oh, then tell me, what is the theme of your performance art this time?"

"It's called ...... "Who is Wei Shengjin? He is the little brother of the school's civil engineering department, a god-like figure, who will succumb to a little security guard? It's a joke!

No matter what school you are in, there will always be school bullies.

Yes, Wei Shengjin is the old cousin of the direct younger brother of the in-laws of the school bully of Yuejiang University, the lover of the girlfriend of the sworn brother, and has this relationship, and he walks completely sideways at Yuejiang University, only occasionally beaten.

At that moment, Wei Shengjin threw the pants in his hand at Xu Moqiu's face, and at the moment when he dodged, a monkey stole a peach, and the result was really right!

However, the target hit was a little wrong, just as Xu Moqiu dodged sideways, the compartment behind him suddenly opened, and a little fat man walked out with his pants, just caught by him.

Wei Shengjin only lowered his head, and didn't look at who he caught, and pinched it vigorously, the little fat man let out a scream in his mouth, and the blood bar bottomed out at once, and he rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Do you dare to cheat, pinch him to death!" An Quan shouted and rushed forward, but was slapped back by Xu Moqiu's big ear scraper, and half of his face was immediately swollen to be sexier than his buttocks.

Bi Yuntao is a well-behaved person, without saying a word, he took off the last pair of pants and knelt down straight: "Big guy, I was wrong!"

"You like to play, right, grandpa will have a good time with you today!" Xu Moqiu grabbed Wei Shengjin's hair and slammed directly into the door panel of the compartment next to him.

What I didn't expect was that the quality of the door panel was not ordinarily poor, and this head hit it, and the door panel hit a hole, and the head was directly stuck on the door.

Then he shouted: "Take it all off for me, go to the women's toilet next door to gather!"

"Shhh...... Ahh

"You don't

If you deceive too much, I'll tell you ......"

"I'll talk about your grandma!" came out for so long, lest Lu Qianqian be worried, Xu Moqiu didn't want to go down with him anymore, grabbed An Quantao, who was tied with pigtails, and slammed into the door of the compartment next to him.

Seeing that he still wanted to say something, he grabbed Bi Yuntao's neck and slammed into the door of the compartment behind him.

Five minutes later, the four of them hung the door panel around their necks, slipped naked, and walked to the women's toilet with difficulty, and the moment they entered, Xu Moqiu directly slammed the door and broke the mop pole and latched it.

After doing all this, Xu Moqiu was about to leave, when a deafening roar of a woman suddenly came from inside......

Listen to this voice to know that it is a, as for what will happen later, it is unknown, the phone left a close-up photo of them, I believe that with this handle in hand, they dare not act rashly.

Back in her seat, Lu Qianqian was holding her head, watching the show above boredly, and when she saw Xu Moqiu finally appear, she was immediately overjoyed, and she didn't care about anything, so she threw herself into his arms directly.

Holding her back to her seat, Xu Moqiu asked in a low voice, "Is the show good?"

Lu Qianqian didn't answer his question, and looked in the direction of the toilet: "Why did you come back?"

"Oh, it's okay, it's just a lottery, and it's a bit of a delay. ”

Lu Qianqian mischievously stretched out her hand: "Oh, what about my prize?

Growing up so big, it was the first time that Miss Lu San took the initiative to ask someone for a gift, but she didn't feel embarrassed at all, after all, this person was no one else.

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu looked at the commissary next to him, there was really that thing, and smiled, "I forgot to get it, you wait for me for a while." ”

Looking at Xu Moqiu's back, Lu Qianqian said silently in her heart: I am willing to wait for you as long as I want.

Most of the shows on the stage have passed, but Lu Qianqian didn't watch any of them, just shrunk in Xu Moqiu's arms, with a happy smile on her face, centered on the two of them, and there was a strong atmosphere of love around her.

The voice of the hostess on the stage came: "Our program is nearing the end, and we will invite one of the four major school flowers of Yuejiang University, Li Qianqian and her boyfriend to bring us the program "Beauty and the Beast", everyone applauds and welcomes!"

Lu Qianqian's eyes were finally attracted to the past, she had some impressions of this Li Qianqian, a girl in the art department, she looks very beautiful, but she usually dresses too charmingly, and she changes her boyfriend at both ends in three days, so her reputation is naturally not very good.

But she didn't care at all, after all, in this era, there are some things that some people don't pay attention to at all.

As soon as Li Qianqian appeared on the stage today, she caused a burst of screams from the audience - she actually wore a dress and the happy body of Sister Pomegranate and Zhu Zhishan in the firewood room in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", slapped her chest, shook the small leather whip in her hand, and immediately broke out into warm applause below.

Playing with her was an obese man, dressed in an ancient costume robe, and he felt like he was wearing a shroud.

The performance of the two is simply vulgar, except for the whip or the whip, the front is pumped and the back is pumped, and the back is pumped and the side is pulled again.

Fortunately, the two of them were quite dedicated, and the whip was whipped on their bodies, which was not false at all, and there was a sound of "popping", and after ten minutes of pumping, blood overflowed from the fat man's body, and the two of them gave up.

Looking at the fat man's red face and unfinished face, Xu Moqiu could conclude that there was definitely something wrong with this guy's psychology.

"Thank you Li Xiaohua from our art department for bringing us wonderful programs, please enjoy one of the four major school flowers, Yang Xinlan from the Chinese Department, for the program, poetry recitation. ”

Not all people are good at acting, and people can stand on this stage, which is already very face-saving for those classmates, so when Yang Xinlan, who was dressed in Hanfu, came to the stage, the audience still burst into warm applause.

Seeing that Hanfu, Lu Qianqian was stunned, and seemed to remember something, but quickly left it behind and continued to hold Xu Moqiu.

Soon, after the performance of the other three school flowers, the host walked to the middle of the stage again and coughed: "Our program has reached the end, so please enjoy the program brought to us by Lu Qianqian, the first of the four school flowers of Yuejiang University!"

"Crackling" The warm applause came, and Lu Qianqian was stunned on the spot, immersed in happiness all the time, she actually forgot about it.

Xu Moqiu looked at the stunned girl in his arms and smiled: "Qianqian, is this a surprise for me? Go up quickly! I'll cheer you on!"

"What a surprise!" Lu Qianqian cried and said anxiously, "I...... I forgot. What should I do?"

"Forgot, isn't it?" Xu Moqiu looked surprised.

Lu Qianqian's face flushed: "Well, the vice president of the student union only found me in the afternoon, and I came to you when I agreed, and the result was ...... Just forgot. ”

The voice of the hostess on the stage came again: "It seems that my Colonel Lu is a little shy, it must be that everyone's applause is not warm enough, what should I do, classmates?"

"Lu Qianqian!"

"Lu Qianqian!"

There were neat shouts from the audience, glow sticks kept waving, and there were even better eyes to cast their eyes over.

Lu Qianqian was a little anxious, clutching Xu Moqiu's clothes tightly, and kept chattering: "What to do, what to do?"

"It's okay, I'll accompany you! It could be seen that this girl was a little stage frightened, and Xu Moqiu generously took her hand and stood up.

"Okay!" The two hands held together, and Lu Qianqian instantly felt relieved.

Next, the two walked out of their seats holding hands like newcomers on the red carpet, and slowly walked onto the stage under the envious eyes of everyone.

The people in the audience even whispered: "Who is that man? It doesn't seem to be from our school, right? ”

"Aren't you blind? Can't you see that he's wearing a security uniform?"

"Tsk...... I didn't expect our Colonel Lu to find such a shabby man, hey...... It's better to look for me than to look for him!"

"Come on, you pig's waist face, it's not enough to lift shoes for others. ”

"Ouch, my pork kidney face is better than your baked cake face, right?"

Lu Qianqian's palms were already sweating, obviously her heart was very nervous, Xu Moqiu scratched her palms and comforted: "Don't be nervous, I'm here." Isn't it just a show? What's the big deal? ”

It was false to say that she was not nervous, Lu Qianqian lowered her head: "I...... What are we going to do?"

Singing, dancing, cross talk, and sketches don't seem to be what Lu Qianqian is good at, so she can't go up and talk to everyone, right?

Thinking about it like this, I don't seem to have any skills except for this face. At this moment, she suddenly felt a little envious that the versatile Xu Moqiu was coming. If it were him, he wouldn't be as entangled as himself.

The hostess walked backstage: "Two, are you ready? ”

Xu Moqiu smiled at her: "That...... Excuse me, help us get 3 minutes, let's think about it first. ”

"Ah, oh, okay. ”

This smile like a spring breeze made the hostess's heart beat faster in an instant, and looking at that handsome face to the extreme, it suddenly reminded her of her first love, which was her lost youth......

This man is really handsome, I really want to be with him...... Although he is a little poor, he has money in his own family! If we can be together, we must have many monkeys, one of which is called ...... Oops, so shy!

Xu Moqiu saw her smirking with a on her face, and stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her: "Beauty, beauty?"

"Ahh

"That ......" Xu Moqiu pointed to the stage.

"Ah, it's okay, I'll go tell them, and you can discuss it. The hostess nodded hurriedly and threw away the microphone.

Looking at her departing back, Lu Qianqian pursed her lips: "Brother-in-law, your peach blossoms are here, do you want to think about it?"

There was a hint of vinegar in his words, Xu Moqiu smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Don't make trouble, let's hurry up and think about what to perform." ”