Seeing that Xu Moqiu had only come back in the middle of the day, Lu Qianqian took a large pile of snacks he handed over, and said strangely: "What did you just do?"

Xu Moqiu patted her hand: "It's nothing, you sit down for a while, and I'll be back soon." ”

Lu Qianqian stood up with a nervous expression: "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to the lottery. Xu Moqiu winked at her.

"Lottery, what prize?" Lu Qianqian was puzzled.

"Pump you a big bear half a man tall. When the time comes, you can sleep with your arms in your arms. Xu Moqiu waved his hand and turned to leave.

Lu Qianqian didn't say anything more, and watched him walk in the direction of the commissary.

And the three men with plastic bags on his head gave her a sense of déjà vu, and she wanted to follow and have a look, but finally resisted the urge.

In her heart, he is omnipotent. If you go by yourself, you can only delay and cause trouble.

Just as she was holding her head and thinking wildly, a pungent smell of perfume suddenly came from behind her, which made her frown instantly.

Then Xu Yunzi's voice came: "Hey, Qianqian! Why are you here alone, what are you thinking?"

"Didn't think about anything. Lu Qianqian instantly returned to that cold state, and she didn't even want to look at him.

Xu Yunzi smiled very gentlemanly and pointed to the place next to her: "Can I sit here?"

"Sorry, there's someone there. What I didn't expect was that Lu Qianqian actually said such a sentence.

Xu Yunzi's buttocks hung in the air, maintaining a posture of sitting on the toilet. For a while, neither sitting nor standing. It's embarrassing to death.

Lu Qianqian snorted and looked disgusted: "I'm allergic to the smell on your body, can you stay away from me?"

Mother's! This damn mother-in-law is too faceless, isn't it?

Xu Yunzi was very annoyed in his heart, but he maintained the most common smile of hypocrites on his face: "I'm sorry, in fact, I don't like this smell either, someone knocked down the perfume just now and stained it a little." ”

After a pause, he looked around, and pretended to be puzzled: "Hey, Qianqian, where's your boyfriend?"

Lu Qianqian covered her mouth and nose and brushed her face aside: "Go to the toilet." ”

Xu Yunzi's eyes lit up: "Oh, haha, it's good to go to the toilet! People must go to the toilet more, you don't know, I used to have a small hair, but I didn't go to the toilet actively, and I often went to the crotch of my pants, hmm...... I'm here to feel it too, I'm going to solve it first!"

Now the school is very strict about fights and brawls, and once caught, they will be dealt with seriously, although he has a relationship with the student union, but it has not reached the point of covering the sky with one hand. Some things still have to be low-key.

It is almost certain that Lu Qianqian's boyfriend has been tricked into going to the toilet, and maybe he is receiving love education at the moment. If he passes over at this time, and gives him another burst of intimidation, he will definitely tremble with fear, and when the time comes, he will leave Lu Qianqian and run away.

Next, Lu Qianqian must have broken her liver and intestines, crying profusely, and when she needed comfort the most, she appeared in front of her as a prince charming, she directly threw herself into her arms, and then ...... Quack Quack ...... Cool!

Thinking of this, Xu Yunzi laughed unconsciously, not beware of the steps under his feet, the whole person fell down with a "boom", his head hit the ground first, and with a snap, his face seemed to have fallen on something hot.

When I sniffed it carefully, I was so angry that I almost burped, it was actually a bubble of stool! I don't know which immoral ghost pulled it here, Xu Yunzi secretly swore that once he found out, he would definitely not let it go! Quickly took out the toilet paper and wiped it, and then walked quickly towards the toilet.

"Come on, come on, come inside!" Wei Shengjin was the first time he had met such a stupid person, standing at the door of the toilet, like an old bustard, and kept waving to Xu Moqiu.

"Forget it, I suddenly don't want to smoke again. Xu Moqiu shook his head, turned around and was about to leave.

It's all come to this point, where does Wei Shengjin care so much, he pulled the plastic bag on his head that made him very uncomfortable, and shouted: "It's all here, you think you have to do it?

"Mom, go!" Bi Yuntao rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward to push Xu Moqiu, but he dodged sideways.

The sink outside the toilet was a little leaky, the ground was very slippery, Bi Yuntao was unsteady under his feet, he slipped out, and then banged, and his head hit the faucet that was still dripping.

The faucet burst open, and immediately turned Bi Yuntao into a soup chicken. Immediately exploded, jumped to his feet and shouted: "Little white face, do you dare to hide? Grandpa killed you today!"

An Quantao echoed beside him: "Yes, beat him, it hurts to pee when he pees!"

Hurriedly stepped forward, but Xu Moqiu suddenly turned around, raised his fist, and Bi Yuntao covered his face with both hands like a launch, but he didn't want to be kicked heavily in his crotch, and his combat power instantly plummeted to the minimum, and he squatted down holding his crotch.

"Mom, do you dare to plot against Da Tao? Despicable little white face, you see that I won't make you cry today!" An Quan was furious, screaming and pounced on Xu Moqiu.

Dodging his toad, Xu Moqiu picked up the bucket of sewage from washing mops with his right hand, buckled it directly on his head, and then pushed it vigorously, An Quan stumbled, and directly collided with Bi Yuntao on the ground.

"Oh, it's terrible, little white face, come, come and talk to you!" Wei Shengjin saw that Xu Moqiu had some doorways, and immediately had bad thoughts.

If you can't get any benefit from going head-to-head, then let's have some yin.

Before he came, he hid a yo-yo in his trouser pocket, this yo-yo is amazing, the name is Peerless Good Ball, just listen to the name, you know that this thing is not ordinary domineering.

According to the seller, it is made of deep-sea dark iron, which is hand-forged by Ou Egg, the grandson of Ou Coconut, for 9983 days, not to mention the great power, and even opens the spiritual wisdom!

What is a machine spirit? That's ...... Forget it, go to Baidu yourself. Anyway, you just need to know that it's very good.

Of course, if you want to manifest the body of the machine spirit, it is not so easy to do, you need to use your own essence and blood, noon and noon every day to nourish it, and after eighty years, it will figure it out with the master's consciousness, so as to achieve the realm of unity between man and ball. This is also one of the main reasons why Wei Shengjin is getting thinner and thinner.

When the time comes, take the head of a person ten miles away, that is called a simple one. As long as you sacrifice with the following thing, there is even a very low probability that you can fly to the immortal realm, and then become a high god lord and accept the respect of the world......

Of course, the above ones were all blown to him by the seller, whether this is the case or not, it is estimated that he will only know if he tries it.

But who is Xu Moqiu?

In terms of Yin people, he is the grandfather. As soon as he saw Wei Shengjin smiling and hiding his hands behind his back, he knew that he was not well-intentioned.

Picked up the mop next to him, carried it on his shoulder, lit a cigarette, swaggered over, and said, "Why, what else do you want to say?

This little white face of the sand sculpture, when he is dying, he still thinks about the prize? will reward you with a beating in a while!

"Haha, the prizes, yes, ......yes! Here!" Wei Shengjin suddenly became difficult when he spoke, his right hand shook suddenly, and the peerless ball in his hand was thrown out, and with a whoosh, he went straight to Xu Moqiu's face with a sound of breaking the air.

His idea was to let him break his appearance first. After all, if a man is good-looking, it is a sin! If he looks like this, it is an unforgivable sin! Isn't it good to be as abstract as yourself?

"Pop" What he didn't expect was that Xu Moqiu had already taken precautions, and his backhand was drawn with a shot, the peerless ball came quickly, and he went back faster, Wei Shengjin didn't react, and his lips made a very intimate contact with it.

"Click", the front teeth were broken in response, and the good sausage lips were immediately divided into four petals, Wei Shengjin screamed, fell on his back, covered his mouth and moaned in pain.

This scene happened to be seen by Xu Yunzi, who rushed to wash his face, he didn't expect Lu Qianqian's boyfriend to be so powerful, but when he saw the security uniform on his body, he was quickly relieved, as a security officer, it is normal to have two times.

At the same time, he is very disdainful, who gives him the courage to rob a woman with himself in this kind of status? In front of him Xu Yunzi, he is not even a fart! He plays him like a dog in minutes.

He was a smart man, and he prided himself on being wise

He who is better than Zhuge naturally will not go up to Xu Moqiu at this time, and when he takes out his mobile phone, he "clicks" at Xu Moqiu is slap.

Then he raised his mobile phone and said very proudly: "Little white face, I have taken pictures of all your evil deeds, if you don't want to go in prison and eat, it's better to do what I say!"

"Oh, I'm a little scared, then you say, what do you want?" Xu Moqiu turned around and looked at the oily noodles in front of him with interest...... It seems to be a brain-dead thing with poop stuck to its face.

"It's simple. Ahem!" Xu Yunzi cleared his throat, "First, leave Lu Qianqian immediately, she is my woman! Only an excellent person like me is worthy of him, you ...... Far from it!"

Xu Moqiu leaned against the wall, with a smile on his face, looked at him and said, "Oh, then what?"

"Second, get on your knees and give me a good beating! Otherwise......"

"Anything else?"

"Of course there is!" Xu Yunzi thought for a moment, "Third, uh...... I see that you are so poor and sour, let you take the money, I guess you can't take it out, so be it! If you call me grandpa three times, I will let you go. How?"

Xu Moqiu gouged out his ears: "It's that simple?"

"Of course...... No!" Seeing this little white face's cowardly comparison, Xu Yunzi said again, "Also, from now on, get out of the Yuejiang River for me, don't let me see you again, otherwise, I will see you once!"

"Are you finished?"

"Oh, I'm going to drink Coke! Chilled, now, you go buy it for me right now!10 minutes...... No, three minutes, if you don't come back, hum!" Xu Yunzi shook his phone, "I'll call the police, you just wait for prison food." ”

Xu Moqiu shrugged his shoulders: "What do you mean...... I don't have a choice, do I?"

"Hmph! Of course!" Xu Yunzi took a step forward and said very domineeringly, "In front of me Xu Yunzi, you are not even a fart! Hurry up, you still have two minutes and fifty seconds, forty-nine ......."

"I really don't know how your teacher taught such a brain-dead student as you, sad! Xu Moqiu shook his head, and the cigarette butt in his hand flicked suddenly, hitting Xu Yunzi's face, and a string of sparks immediately appeared.

Then he strode forward, and the mop pole in his right hand "snapped" and slapped him the head.

"I'm Nima, you...... Do you dare to beat me?" Xu Yunzi was shocked, he had lived for so long, and he was beaten for the first time, whether it was time, place, or person, he couldn't accept it.

The head hurt hotly, and when he touched it, he actually picked up a bag the size of an egg, Xu Yunzi came to his senses for a while, and screamed: "You're finished......! How dare you beat up the vice president ......of the student union! You're just lawless!oops!"

As he spoke, Xu Moqiu threw another shot, and half of Xu Yunzi's face immediately swollen. Immediately furious, he was about to call the police with his backhand, and there was a sharp pain in his wrist, which had already been hit by Xu Moqiu's mop pole.

"Snap" The phone fell to the ground, Xu Yunzi was taken aback, and hurriedly bent down to pick it up, but Xu Moqiu stepped forward and grabbed it first.

Just as he was about to say something, Bi Yuntao and An Quantao in the back rushed towards him one after another, and they didn't look at it at the moment, with a beautiful back kick, Bi Yuntao was hit by the chin, fell backwards, and rolled with An Quantao again.

Xu Yunzi covered her face and shouted: "Little white face, hurry up and return the phone to me, otherwise I will let you go around without food! This is Yuejiang University, and I am the vice president of the student union! Vice chairman, do you know what the concept is? You can't afford to mess with me!"

"It's amazing, it's amazing. Vice President of the Student Union, I'm so scared!" Xu Moqiu jumped up and kicked him directly into the sink next to him, raised the mop in his hand, pointed to the men's toilet, and shouted at a few people, "If you don't want to be beaten, just get me all in!"

"You think I'm going to be scared of you...... I ......" Seeing Xu Moqiu move, Xu Yunzi's neck shrank, "I just want to go in and pee." ”

"Yes, yes, we just want to go in and pee. Wei Shengjin and the three of them also nodded hurriedly.

"! Get out of here!" Xu Moqiu glared, forced the three of them close to the men's toilet, shook the door with a bang, slammed the mop to the ground, and said lightly, "Take it off yourself! Don't force me to do it." ”