As a villain and the acting head of the chicken cutting door, if the chicken cutting at the village entrance didn't have some effort to press the bottom of the box, it would really be a little unreasonable.

What he used was the strongest secret method of cutting the chicken gate, and once it was unleashed, there was a chance that all living creatures within a radius of two meters would not be able to move, and they would be slaughtered by themselves, and the price he needed to pay would be......

Two sounds similar to the cracking of eggs sounded, and the chickens at the entrance of the village trembled, and the red and white things flowed down the trouser tube.

Although the pain was unbearable, it didn't matter, because the woman in front of her was completely controlled by herself.

Then the next thing is to enjoy the wonderful time of her cold body.

"Quack quack...... "The chickens at the entrance of the village kept laughing and laughing wildly! The tongue licked round and round on the face.

I've been waiting for a long time, and I've finally waited for this day!

Soon, he will be able to get rid of the heart-eating pain that has tormented him for countless nights.

It's exciting to think about!

Rubbing his hands together, he couldn't wait to untie his belt.

But soon, he discovers a very, very serious problem - the eggs are all blown up!

At this moment, he suddenly remembered what his master had said when he taught him this secret method: "This secret method has a slight flaw, so it must be used carefully." ”

It's too bad! This is called a little flaw, this is simply a fatal flaw, okay! The chicken at the entrance of the village is trembling with anger!

And at this time, the woman in front of her suddenly moved!

What's going on here?

Before I could figure it out, I was stabbed in the chest again, the white knife went in, and the green knife came out. The whole person was suddenly dizzy.

Run! Cutting chickens at the entrance of the village is not a fool, in this case, even if he tries his best to put her down, he can't do anything to her. He has evil powers, and his bones can produce raw flesh, let alone that thing?

No longer hesitated at the moment, and shouted loudly: "Disease!"

The skeletons next to them immediately moved, screaming and rushing towards Xiao Jiu.

Xiao Jiu didn't have the slightest panic in his eyes, and shouted in a low voice: "Explosion!"

Immediately, the sound of "crackling" like firecrackers was heard, and several skeletons exploded in an instant.

It seems that I underestimated the strength of this woman! The village cut the chicken without the slightest hesitation, turned around and ran, but his feet were tight, and he was already entangled by two red silks, and he fell into a dog and ate with a poof, and gnawed a mouthful of mud not to mention, and his tongue was also broken.

"Do you still want to run? Do you agree with me?" Xiao Jiu pulled the other end of the red silk and directly pulled the chicken cut back at the entrance of the village.

In the moonlight, the knife in her hand emitted a faint cold light.

The chicken cutter at the entrance of the village was a little panicked, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Miss Shangguan, you ...... You let me go, I promise I won't ...... again in the future"

Xiao Jiu coldly cut off his words: "I don't believe your promise! Only dead people will not pose a threat to me." ”

The face of the chicken cutter at the entrance of the village was pale: "You! If you dare to touch me, the chicken cutter will not let you go!"

"If I don't kill you, your sect will let me go?" As he spoke, Xiao Jiu stabbed him again.

A stream of green liquid erupted from his shoulder, and the Muraguchi Cutter roared angrily: "Little, don't deceive people too much...... Whew!"

Another blow on the buttocks, this knife completely ignited the anger in the heart of the village mouth cutter: "You forced me, you forced me! Since you want me to die, then I also want you to be buried with you! Go die!"

The skin of the cut chicken at the entrance of the village became red, just like a boiled hairy crab, and then the shriveled body began to swell up like a balloon, getting bigger and bigger, more and more round, and the skin gradually became more and more transparent.

It's not good! It's a self-explosion! Xiao Jiu was about to evacuate, but it was too late.

only heard a loud "bang", and the body of the chicken cut at the entrance of the village exploded directly and turned into a meal of minced, and Xiao Jiu's whole person flew out directly......

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Yang Goulin has been very troubled recently, Mr. Pi seems to have lost interest in him, he didn't answer her phone, and went to see her in person, but was stopped by the security guard, telling him that the boss was receiving important customers and it was inconvenient to meet him.

An important customer of fart!

Labor and management obviously saw her go in with a little white face in her arms! Mom, it's so shameless!

Although I am not interested in Mr. Pi's people, I am interested in her money!

If you can't see her, it is equivalent to cutting off your own financial resources, and Yang Goulin is so anxious. originally wanted Chen Agu to take a few people to block the little white face, but it turned out that Chen Agu only recognized money and not people.

It's easy to say, the skin of the mouth is worn out, and the old turtle calf looks like he loves to answer and ignores it.

I had no choice but to call my little King Kong.

Although this guy has a bit of a second brain, he is still more righteous, and as soon as he heard that Brother Gou Lin was looking for him, King Kong immediately ran over.

At this time, it was already late at night, Yang Goulin squatted in the woods outside Mr. Pi's villa, smoked for a long time, and finally saw the belated King Kong.

Yang Goulin dropped the cigarette butt, stepped on it, and couldn't help complaining: "Why is it so slow? ”

"Huhu......" King Kong put his hands on his knees, gasped for breath, rolled his eyes, "I...... I came running. ”

Yang Goulin's face stretched instantly: "You can't ride a bicycle here? It's okay to take a taxi! Don't you know that time is precious?"

"Hi...... Don't mention it. "Speaking of which King Kong felt depressed, after work today, walked around the carport several times, did not see his car, looked for two hours, and found it in a dung pit behind the school.

Angry that he turned around and scolded for half an hour, in order to save money, he had to take the bus home, but the result was good, only to find that the pocket was crossed when he got off the bus, the wallet was gone, and his hand could touch his thigh.

It's a pity that he has seventeen yuan left in his wallet all over his body, and this kind of thing happened again, and he was about to call Yang Goulin for support, but as soon as the phone came out, Yang Goulin's phone called. Romance

Then he ran for half an hour and finally came to his destination.

Yang Goulin took out a stocking from his pocket and handed it to King Kong, and said, "Let's just squat here, as long as that little white face comes out, we will give him a hard beating! Then strip it naked and throw it on the street, so that everyone can see what happens if you eat soft rice!"

"Yes. King Kong nodded again and again, clenched his fists and said, "Mom, dare to rob our Brother Gou Lin's job, I'm impatient!"

Yang Goulin glared: "Can you speak? Can I be the same as him? I am true love! Do you understand true love?"

"Ahem...... Yes, yes, I don't understand. King Kong laughed dryly twice and pulled Yang Goulin's clothes, "That's ...... Brother Gou Lin, I can't hide it, I haven't eaten yet, you see if it's on the hour first, otherwise it won't be good to beat it up for a while!"

Recently, Yang Goulin was also poor to death, but King Kong's request was not too much, he was embarrassed to refuse, and glanced at the convenience store not far away: "In this way, you go and buy two buckets of instant noodles." ”

King Kong shook his head and smiled: "That, Brother Gou Lin, I want to eat Malatang." ”

Yang Goulin immediately scolded: "What kind of spicy tang to eat? That thing is all gutter oil, you are not afraid of rotten belly after eating? Listen to me, instant noodles, Grandpa Kang recently came out with a durian-flavored one, which is very energetic! It is simply a delicacy in the world." ”

King Kong frowned: "But, instant noodles are not nutritious......"

He's been eating that stuff for more than a week, and he really wants to improve his life.

Yang Goulin cut it off: "It's completely nonsense! Now those big bosses are all eating this, do you understand health preservation? Forget it, look at you like this, you don't understand it." Hurry up, that's it. ”

He has less than 100 yuan in total, so how can he have any money to eat Malatang? Even instant noodles feel extravagant.

"Okay. King Kong had no choice but to nod and agree, it was better to have something to eat than not to have it, took the crumpled twenty yuan, and walked towards the convenience store.

I don't know if it's because the portion is small, or if King Kong's appetite is too big, he ate five buckets in one go, and he still looked unsatisfied.

"Hiccup~" King Kong burped, rubbed his belly, and looked at Yang Goulin, "Brother Gou Lin, I still want to eat a bucket." ”

"You're not afraid of dying if you eat so much? You can't eat it! You're going to have to fight for a while! Give me a sip of soup. As he spoke, he snatched King Kong's bucket of noodles and drank it to the bottom.

King Kong eats noodles, and he drinks soup.

It's really a pair of difficult brothers, and they poured a bottle of mineral water with a bottle of mineral water, and the two of them stood up with a big belly, lying on the grass and swallowing clouds.

A cigarette after a meal, race over the living immortals.

King Kong spewed out a puff of smoke from his mouth, and he felt a sigh of relief in his heart, scratching his crotch and said, "Brother Gou Lin, when will that dead little white face come out?"

"I don't know, just wait. It shouldn't be long. Aha~" Yang Goulin yawned, "You look at it first, I squinted a little, and he came out and called me." ”

"Good. King Kong promised happily, but as a result, sleepiness hit, and he fell to the ground and fell asleep.

Soon, two snoring sounds like trumpets were heard on the meadow, one after the other.

"Hey, hey, hey, get up! Find a place where no one is around, and don't affect the city's appearance here. ”

Yang Goulin was kicked awake, and when he opened his eyes, it was already dawn, and at this moment, he and King Kong hugged each other tightly, looking at King Kong's lips that were still sticking to the instant noodle soup that had solidified, and suddenly felt nauseous.

pulled out the other person's hand in the crotch of his pants, pushed King Kong, who was still dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Festival, and said loudly: "Hurry up!"

King Kong woke up instantly: "me!?who???

The security guard next to him saw that the two were still lying on the ground, took out the electric baton, and said with an unkind face: "You two hurry up, otherwise I won't recognize anyone with the electric baton." ”

Vajra stood up, stretched his face and said, "Hey, how do you speak? Believe it or not......

"Don't make trouble!" The electric baton in someone's hand was not fake, Yang Goulin hurriedly pulled him.

He walked over to the stone bench next to him and sat down, and was hesitating to leave, when the closed door of the villa opened, and an extended Bentley came out of it.

The eye-catching 6 license plates, there is no doubt that it is the exclusive car of Mr. Pi.

Yang Goulin's eyes lit up, he pushed King Kong, and shouted in a low voice: "Quick, keep up!"

Without taking two steps, King Kong turned his face and asked, "Do you want to put on stockings?"

"Nonsense! If he recognizes it, then it's worth it. ”

Mr. Pi's car drove very slowly, Yang Goulin and King Kong both practiced sports, and running was their strong point, so they quickly caught up.

Pedestrians looked sideways, Yang Golin was puzzled, and looked at King Kong: "Why are these hairs looking at us like this?"

King Kong touched his chin and thought for a moment: "I guess I think we are handsome." ”

"That's true. Yang Goulin nodded, "These turtle grandchildren have a good eye, hey! The car is parked, hide quickly!"

The Bentley stopped at a bank at the intersection ahead, and sure enough, he saw a big-bellied Picca Pi, like a Lafayette, getting out of the car with the help of a little white face with oily hair.

Looking at the little white face, Yang Goulin's heart was furious, and he gritted his teeth and said: "It's this dog thing that doesn't want Bilian! He shouldn't be able to get into the car for a while, let's go over, beat it and run." ”

"Yes. King Kong had always looked at him as a horse, and nodded decisively.

"Let's go a little bit. ”

The two sneaked closer to the bank, and sure enough, Mr. Pi stuffed a bag of cash into Xiao Baimian's arms and left in the car. The little white face was left happily counting the money there.

"Brother Gou Lin, when are we going to do it?" King Kong clenched his fingers with a click.

There didn't seem to be anyone around, and Yang Gou Lin's heart was horizontal: "Go on! Beat him! Beat him to death." ”

"Wait!" Looking at the toy guns in the hands of the two children behind him, King Kong suddenly had a brilliant idea.

After spending twenty yuan, they tricked the toy gun, and the two of them touched the little white face with one hand in each hand. I believe that as long as you put this thing on the door of his head, it will scare him to pee in an instant!

At this moment, a cash truck roared behind him, crunched, and stopped steadily beside the two of them.