Anyone who hears this laughter, don't doubt that it must be the villain.

Qin Mengyan's mouth seemed to have opened her mouth, and she said something.

Turning around, several young men walked over with their shoulders hooked, dressed one by one, shaking their legs with cigarettes in their mouths, and spitting fragrant mouths, which can be described as full of ruffians.

The first person was as thin as a hemp stick, wearing suspenders, with a traitor's head, powdered face, and perfume on his body.

Holding a basketball in his hand, he danced as if he had been beaten by electricity, shooting all the way, and from time to time he wore a crotch dribble, and his movements were extremely chic, and his mouth was "poof" and read a fart-like spell.

came to Xu Moqiu, licked his lips, pointed at him with both hands, and began to sing: "Puff puff, puff puff!

Yes, he is Pan Qiaolin's former male god - classmate Yu Caicai.

Two days ago, I received a critical blow to my crotch, took medicine and injections, and lay on the hospital bed for two days, and there was no major problem, so I got up. Calling a few fox friends outside, ready to go to the riverside to show off their ball skills, and hook up with a few girls by the way.

As for his previous explosive female companion, she has been locked up because of malicious hurting, and as for how long she will be locked up, it is not something that Yu Caicai should care about. After all, it's just a fun time with her.

God really favored him, and as soon as he arrived at the riverside, he met four beauties. Especially the tall one, with long black silk legs, and then increased the waves, the first time she saw her, Yu Caicai trembled, and her crotch was wet in an instant.

Mom, this girl is so energetic! I must find a way to kiss Fangze.

"Hey, little girl, you're in good shape! Let's go, accompany my brother to play, you're cool!" One of the green hairs couldn't tie his heart, and reached out to pull Xu Moqiu's paws.

Yu Caicai grabbed him and put on a decent gentleman's face: "Don't be rude to beautiful women, be a gentleman! Look at me." ”

Thinking that he was very stylish, he pulled the belt of his trousers vigorously, and with a snapping sound, he used too much force, and the corners of his mouth twitched, pretending to be nothing, picking up the basketball and turning it around in his hand, and then brushing his hair: "Beauty, perform a stunt for you! Don't be too surprised!"

"Okay! Brother Cai, let's have one!"

"Brother Cai is invincible!"

"Brother Cai's cow pie!

A few doglegs next to him immediately coaxed and crackled and began to applaud.

Yu Caicai was full of smiles, crossed his legs, put on a standard posture of squatting on the toilet, first took the basketball and patted it gently, and then "quacked" a strange scream, and then began his fancy crotch dribble.

"That's amazing!" Despite his ugly posture, the rat-faced man next to him jumped up and screamed and slapped his ass.

I have to say that this guy's ball skills have really improved, and he hasn't hit his crotch for half a day.

"I'm going to give you a difficult one!Bah-" Yu Caicai was very proud, let out a strange scream, and kicked her legs like a toad jumping high, crossed her legs, and slammed the basketball in her hand to the ground.

With a "bang", the moment the basketball bounced up, like a cannonball, it hit his crotch directly.

"Whew!" this time he gathered momentum, but he didn't play with it.

Yu Caicai let out a miserable scream in her mouth, her eyes almost popped out of her sockets, and she fell to the ground in an instant, covering her crotch with both hands and rolling on the ground, her snot, tears, and saliva were connected into a line, dragging on the ground for a long time, which was called an embarrassment.

"Brother Cai, don't panic, I'll avenge you!" Lu Mao was taken aback, rolled up his sleeves, bent over, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and touched Xu Moqiu's thigh.

What kind of revenge is this? If you want to take advantage of yourself and deduct a high hat for yourself, you are a talent.

Xu Moqiu was speechless, grabbed the wrist of the green hair, and walked to the side.

The green hair was thin and weak, his feet were unstable, and he immediately slammed into the trash can next to him, with a "bang" sound, and his head went directly into the hole where the garbage was thrown, and he was stuck in it.

When he moved, he felt like his neck was about to fall off, and he screamed in pain.

"Ouch, chick, it's quite spicy! Brother is here to play with you!" The short and fat man with a nose facing the sky behind him, ignoring the remaining vegetables rolling on the ground and the green hair that was stuck in the trash can, jumped and did a set of radio gymnastics, and ran towards Xu Moqiu with mad dog-like steps.

"I really don't know how these villains were born, so they can't have a bit of intelligence?" Xu Moqiu shook his head, wanting to give him a kick, but suddenly remembered the scene where the blind girl with a blind face smashed her skirt before.

So he resisted the impulse, brushed away the greasy claws, grabbed the braid on his head with his backhand, and slammed directly into the hollow guardrail by the river.

"The gentleman doesn't move his hands...... Ouch!" Before he could finish speaking, Humpty Dumpty's forehead made intimate contact with the railing, and the hollow guardrail instantly recessed.

It's a pity that the current Teacher Xu is a standard woman, and ...... Even if he is not a woman, he has nothing to do with the word gentleman.

"Knock knock" pulled him on the railing for more than a dozen times in a row, Humpty Dumpty only felt that his head was almost flattened, and Xu Moqiu gave up.

Pushed him to the ground, clapped his hands, and said to the women, "Let's go, it's not too early." It's time for us to go back and rest. ”

"Shall I allow you to go?" and a thin man was left covered in pieces of iron.

I saw him pull out the nunchucks inserted in his waist, and a toad jumped in front of several people, and the nunchucks in his hands crackled and danced wildly, beating himself so that his head was full of green bags, but it didn't matter, just be handsome.

With a nosebleed, he shouted domineeringly: "Come with me to open the room, or ......"

"Smack", and before he finished pretending to be speaking, Xu Moqiu slapped him in the face, slapped him into the flower bed next to him, and couldn't get up for a long time.

Xu Moqiu spat into the flower bed: "It's dark, hurry up and dream, the four beauties are waiting for you." ”

When he returned home, sitting at the head of the bed, thinking about his goddess experience this day, Xu Moqiu sighed in his heart.

At night, hugging left and right, two beautiful women into their arms, is a great thing in life. Wanted to do something, but he didn't have that function at the moment. I had no choice but to sleep. Naikan bar Chinese network

In the dark night, a shadow flickered by, and then outside the transparent glass, a miserable ugly face appeared, the facial features were seriously distorted, and it was completely impossible to distinguish where the nose and eyes were, and a tongue was wrapped around the neck like a scarf.

The moment he appeared, Xiao Jiu immediately opened his eyes.

got up and came to the window, opened the curtains, and looked at the ugly old face in front of him calmly.

"Truly-" The ugly man let out a villain-exclusive laugh from his mouth, licked his tongue on his face, and said sadly, "Red steamed bun, green steamed bun, which one do you want?"

Xiao Jiu said lightly: "This is not the place you should be. Leave quickly, spare you from death. ”

"Yo West...... Miss Shangguan breathed a big sigh!But today, I must get your cold yin body!" The ugly man smirked and licked his face again.

Xiao Jiu opened the window with a hula and said coldly: "The husband is resting, no one is allowed to disturb him!"

"If you don't want them to be implicated, come with me. The ugly man flashed a few meters away as he spoke, and hooked his finger at her.

"Since you have to seek death, then I'll give you a ride!" Xiao Jiu jumped and dodged and followed.

The figure of "rustling" swayed, and soon the ugly man led Xiao Jiu to the depths of a bamboo forest, where there was an unburned bonfire on the ground, a tattered mat thrown next to it, and there were many animal bones around. It seems that this is the hiding place of the ugly man in front of him.

The ugly man tilted his head, looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, didn't know if he had lice, one hand kept scratching under his armpits, and said to himself: "The flower is a beautiful woman with a full moon, and the sky is a quilt and a bed, very good, very good!"

The ugly man was less than a meter tall and wore a black cloak, and the smell from it showed that the cloak had not been washed for at least several years, if not decades. The lower body is a pair of stockings full of holes that I don't know where to pick up, and I am barefoot. The whole person can't say otherwise.

"You have poisoned my three beloved disciples with yin tricks, and today I will avenge them! ”

"Love apprentice?" Xiao Jiu frowned, "It seems that you are also from the Demon Sect?"

"Isn't it obvious enough that I'm like this?" the ugly man lifted his cloak, twisted his neck, and patted his chest, "I'm the acting head of the chicken cutting door - the chicken cutting at the entrance of the village is also!"

"I see. Xiao Jiu nodded and looked around, "Who else are you cutting the chicken door besides you?"

The village cut the chicken and smiled coldly: "This is a sect secret, do you think I will tell you?

Xiao Jiu shook his head: "I don't think you have that ability." Death!"

The flowers on the other side are in full bloom, the red silk is flying, the blood is red all around, the chicken cutting at the entrance of the village is not panicked at all, and the mouth is chanting a jerky incantation, and soon something breaks through the ground on the ground.

It was a few green skeletons, and as you could tell from the color, they must have been fierce.

The village cut the chicken and laughed evilly: "Go, my darlings! ”

"Entangled!" Xiao Jiu screamed, and the red silk flying in the air seemed to have eyes, winding towards the skeletons.

The speed was too fast, and before the clumsy skeleton could react, it was firmly entangled, unable to move for half a minute.

Xiao Jiu stepped forward and said with a smile: "It seems that you, the head of the family, are nothing more than that." ”

"Quack quack...... "The mouth of the village cut chicken let out a strange laugh, grinned, revealing a mouthful of uneven rotten teeth, "You underestimate me too much, right? Give me, break!"

"呲呲~" There was a sound of things being corroded all around, and the red silk that had firmly bound the skeleton was eroded by the green liquid that came out of the skeleton, and a few wisps of green smoke came up, and several skeletons immediately regained their freedom, grinning one by one, as if mocking Xiao Jiu.

The village cut the chicken very proudly, and licked his dirty fingers: "How? Can you still enter the eyes of Miss Shangguan? These skeletons of mine were all cowardly men who were cuckolded before their deaths, and their resentment was great after death, and then I cut the chicken door alone......"

Xiao Jiu interrupted: "You don't need to say it, it's just a bunch of rags, nothing to show off." I'm going to kill you, it's as easy as a snap!"

"Ragged, it's easy to kill me?hahahaha......" The village cut the chicken and laughed wildly, "Miss Shangguan is really humorous, now I'm standing here, what can you bear with me?"

Then he flicked the cloak again: "I will tell you without showing off, this is the treasure of my sect - the invincible King Kong Phi, using deep-sea dark iron, day and night, casting for 9982 days before it comes out, invulnerable, water and fire are not immersed, and it can still be ...... Quack ???"

A strange sound came out of the throat of the cut chicken at the entrance of the village, and he looked at the dagger pierced in his belly with a look of astonishment, and his face was full of shock!

Dig up a big grass! This sect treasure that has been inherited for hundreds or even thousands of years has actually been pierced!

What's going on? Just kidding, right?

Didn't Master say that as long as you wear it, you will be invincible in the world? What is this going on now? This is a dream?

Xiao Jiu chuckled lightly and twisted the dagger fiercely: "In current words, you were pretending to be comparing just now, right? And my current behavior is not a slap in the face? Are you still comfortable?"

Is it as simple as a slap in the face?

The dagger was stabbed into the belly, and it was twisted and twisted, it was completely fatal!

The corners of the mouth of the cut chicken at the entrance of the village overflowed with green blood, and he said in a trembling voice with difficulty: "You...... What kind of dagger is this, and why is it so sharp?"

"You said this......" Xiao Jiu thought for a while and told him very seriously, "I forgot." ”

Forgot!

I actually said I forgot!

This...... This is simply too deceitful!

The chickens at the entrance of the village were furious, and a scream similar to that of a wild dog before they died came out of their mouths, followed by a fierce wind all around, and the sky was full of falling yellow leaves, and there was a faint ghost cry.

A wicked smile appeared on the corner of the mouth of the chicken cutting at the entrance of the village, and he silently chanted: "Take the egg as a sacrifice, the world is invincible!"