The first place team was eight people, three men and five women, including the squad leader Zhao Yaru.

"Come, come to the front. Xu Moqiu extinguished the cigarette butt directly in the chalk box, and then took out a few paper balls from the pocket of his clothes and put them on the podium.

Wu Guokui looked puzzled: "Teacher, what do you mean by this?"

"Ahem...... Since everyone likes to play, the teacher will also play a game with you. Xu Moqiu paused and continued, "You have also seen that there are a total of eight paper balls here, and the gifts on each paper ball are different, and what you draw is what you get. Well, who's going to come first?"

"I ......" Wu Dalang originally wanted to be the first person to eat crabs, but when he noticed the strange smile on the corner of Xu Moqiu's mouth, he instantly felt cheating, and immediately changed his words, "I think it's better to give priority to women." ”

The other two boys also said: "Yes, yes, yes, ladies first, and the head of the class takes the lead." ”

"Hmph, it's polite to accept the award, a bunch of hypocrites! I'll go first, I'll go first! Get out of the way. Don't pestle there. ”

Zhao Yaru was not afraid at all, pushed Wu Dalang away, grabbed a paper ball on the podium casually, and opened it in front of everyone, with the words "Reward an Alpine lollipop".

Even if the lollipop is a reward, there is only one. Zhao Yaru pursed her lips: "Teacher, you are so stingy." ”

The audience echoed: "That's it!"

Xu Moqiu patted the podium: "Hey, hey, teacher, I'm very poor now, okay, besides, haven't you heard of a saying called 'courtesy is light and affectionate'? Don't look at it as a lollipop, in fact, ...... It also has a deep meaning in it. It...... Forget it, you don't understand it. Ay...... When will you feel my good intentions?"

Zhu Yitou: "This person's skin is really thicker than the city wall!"

Next, someone drew a pack of spicy strips, a skewer of sugar gourds, and a roasted sausage...... In short, none of the first six gifts exceeded five yuan, and the disdain in the audience was even heavier. Xu Moqiu didn't seem to have heard of it, but he still went his own way and was quite complacent.

Gou Xiong and Wu Dalang were left, looking at each other affectionately, and at the same time grabbed the paper ball.

"Reward, a Chinese test paper?" Gou Xiong thought that his eyes were spent, and after looking at it carefully several times, he found that it was really like this.

Damn! The previous thing was just stingy, and I could barely accept it. Now even the test papers have been put out! What kind of trouble is this?

Gou Xiong said with a dark face: "Teacher, I don't accept it, why are they all eating, and when they come to me, they will become test papers?"

"You should be happy!" Xu Moqiu said in a heartfelt manner, "What is the food they get on the surface? And what about you? What about you? What you get on the surface is a test paper, but in fact you gain knowledge! You make a lot of money!"

Without waiting for him to speak, Xu Moqiu lowered his voice: "And I will tell you secretly, this scroll is an old antique left by my grandfather! Is there such a value for food? Don't get cheap and sell well. ”

Gou Xiong was suspicious: "How do I feel that you are fooling me?"

"My character is obvious to all, what are you doing fooling you if you have nothing to do? Okay, young man, take it quickly, remember to hand it over to me after school tomorrow afternoon, and I will personally correct it, if you fail the Chinese class, you will stand in class." ”

"That's it, it's for your good, don't be born in the blessing and don't know the blessing!" Wu Guokui rarely sang with him for a while, and opened the paper ball in his hand with a smile.

When he saw the reward on it clearly, his whole face suddenly changed.

The reward is actually "100 Years of College Entrance Examination, 1000 Years of Simulation"! Wu Dalang saw his cousin buy this book before, and there are 20 books alone

It is divided into left and right thickness, and the words on it can go around the playground of Boya Middle School hundreds of times!

Xu Moqiu jumped down from the podium: "Congratulations to our classmate Wu Guokui, who won the special prize "Centennial College Entrance Examination, Millennium Simulation"! Come, everyone applauds!"

"Good!"

"Niu Bi, Da Lang, this is the book I want to get the most in my life. ”

"Da Lang, in the future, if you go to Huaqing or Nanda University, don't forget us! I think the cleaner department is very suitable for you. ”

There was no misfortune in the audience, Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "Okay, let's go down, remember to come to me after school to receive the rewards you draw, especially Wu Guokui and Gou Xiong, if you don't come, don't come to my class." ”

Xu Moqiu looked at the time: "Last week's picnic, I believe everyone also learned a lot from it." Next, you will write an experience of more than 800 words and hand it to me before the self-study tomorrow night. ”

"Ahh

"It's ......"

"Quiet, why don't you say, 'Ah, why are you going out to play again?' Play, I'll let you play, and you have to write your homework, right? Okay, there's still a little time for us to discuss it freely. ”

At night, the campus is very quiet, there is no sound of reading, no noise. Black enveloped everything, the moonlight was hazy, the shade of the trees was waving, a cool breeze blew, and the branches swayed gently.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the night is dry, and the sky is dry and the day is set on fire.

Tonight, it's just the right time to do bad things.

Chen Pee, the underwear thief who made a lot of noise in Yuejiang before, failed to steal the underwear of the "No. 1 Beauty in Yuejiang" last time, and broke a leg, and lay in the rental house for nearly a month.

Just two days ago, he was once again driven out by the landlady with a clothes pole, and Chen had nowhere to go, so he had to disguise himself as a beggar and live by pulling food in a swill bucket in the dead of night, and his life was quite miserable.

Today, his phone, which had already been shut down, rang, and he hurriedly found out that the old machine was comparable to a brick, and the call was the number of the previous buyer.

As soon as it was connected, a man's reproachful voice came from there: "What the hell is going on with you? Why haven't you succeeded after so long? Calling you is either turned off or shut down? If I don't charge you for the phone, you plan to stop for the rest of your life, right?"

"Brother...... There was an accident, you know, the target is a public figure, there are hundreds of security guards in her house alone, and wild dogs, don't you know, the dog is old and fat, and he has to be at least two meters tall to stand up, I ...... at the time"

"Okay, okay, I don't want to listen to your nonsense! You give me an accurate word, when can I get it, I'm out of stock here." ”

Chen Peebao said with a bitter face: "Brother, it's not me who shirked it, last time there was an accident, she must be vigilant, why don't she set up a set and wait for me to drill!

"What do you mean? I don't want to take it, do you? My buyer is still waiting!"

"No, brother, or else! I'll get some for you to deal with first, how about we slowly figure out a way to 'the first beauty in Yuejiang'?

"Hmm......" The person on the other end of the phone pondered for a moment, "Well, a lot of people have been buying up schools lately...... Ahem, anyway, the price is fair, if you can get ......"

Before he could finish speaking, Chen Pee Pao patted his chest and shouted, "Yes! What's so difficult about that? Leave this matter to me, I promise to have as many as I want!"

"Cheng, then you hurry up and do it, deliver the goods as soon as possible, and I can give the buyer an explanation here." Hang up if it's okay. ”

"Hey...... Wait!" Chen Pee Bao hurriedly said, "Brother, I'm short on money, can I advance fifty yuan for a meal first?" You don't know, I've been picking up a swill bucket for a few days, and the smell is sour and smelly......

"Okay, don't say it! I'll sound disgusting, I'll transfer it to you later, but then I'll have to double it. ”

With a fifty yuan bill, Chen's urine bubble swelled instantly, ordered half a catty of noodles in the restaurant next to him, asked for a bottle of Lao Baigan, ate and drank enough, stepped on the faint moonlight, and walked towards the park opposite.

In the past few days, he has been spending his days on a bench in the park, and there are air-raid shelters to drill on rainy days, and occasionally young couples fighting in the woods in the middle of the night.

As a professional, it was naturally impossible for Chen Pee to leave empty-handed, and found his tools in the crack of a large stone - a black iron hook and a black snakeskin bag.

Putting on a half-torn straw hat, he was about to set off, when he suddenly heard two voices:

Man: "It's right here, I can't help it." ”

Woman: "Oh, death! Don't tear it, I'll take it off myself." ”

Then there is the scene that is not suitable for children.

Chen Pee Bubble also has a habit, that is, he loves to peep into people's privacy, and has reached the point of madness! Every night, he will go to the low house near the park, whether it is other people's quarrels or errands, he will watch it with relish, and sometimes even squat for hours, but his heart is firm, and he has never wavered for decades.

Under the cover of a small tree, Chen Pee Bubble stretched his neck to look very engaged, moved his foot, and accidentally stepped on a branch, and suddenly made a crisp sound of "pop".

"Who?" said two voices at the same time.

Chen Pee Bubble was so frightened that he was in a hurry, pinching his throat and shouting: "Cluck, cluck, cluck......"

The man's voice came: "It looks like an old hen? ”

The woman didn't believe it: "In the middle of the night, where did the old hen come from in the park? I don't hear the sound, don't move your hands and feet, go and see, or I'll go." ”

"Well, I'm going to see what is going on to hurt us. ”

Chen peeed urgently, and continued to pinch his throat: "Giggle! cluck...... Not...... cough cough cough ......"

Suddenly, a mouthful of old phlegm came up, and Chen urinebubble didn't hold back, and coughed out instantly. Suddenly, his face changed greatly, and he secretly said that it was not good, turned around and ran.

He was so familiar with the park that he knew which side of the road was even with his eyes closed. As a result, he accidentally stepped on half of the banana peel, and "Slippery" slid to the ground, and before he could get up, he was kicked hard on the buttocks, and suddenly turned into a rolling gourd.

"Mother's, it turned out to be a dead beggar. Dare to peep at your grandfather, grandpa kicked you to death!"

It's a good thing to be ruined, and whoever starts it won't be too light, and the man grabbed it was a severe beating, and the noodles that Chen Pee Pao just ate were beaten and spit out half.

"Grandpa, I'm fighting with you!" Chen Pee Bubble struggled to get up, stretched out his dirt and dirt to pull the man's clothes.

As a result, his clothes didn't hit, and he was hit by two big-eared scrapers, which made him dizzy.

"Fight? What are you going to fight with me?" The man was still angry, grinned and grabbed his greasy hair and hit it on the tree next to him a dozen times, and then he stopped and walked away with the woman in his arms.

Chen Pee Bubble got up from the ground, looked at the backs of the two leaving, and thought to himself: "Mom, I was finally beaten by my son, the world is really not decent now......"