Although he was beaten, it was nothing, Chen Urine wiped a handful of blood stains on his face, carried a snakeskin bag with an iron hook, and was about to go out, when suddenly a lightning bolt pierced the dark night sky, followed by a "boom" thunder, which frightened him into urinating his crotch.

In an instant, the thunderstorm was blowing, and the trees were blown to and from side by the wind, crumbling, and the deafening thunder sounded like in the ears.

In such bad weather, Chen Pee Bubble wanted to go into the air-raid shelter to avoid the rain, but the other end of the phone was too tight, and he had no choice but to go out with injuries.

The worse the weather, the better the opportunity to commit crimes, Chen Pee Bubble deeply understands this truth. The heavy rain "roared" down, drenching his wounds with burning pain, cursing all the way, limping for a whole hour, and finally came to the outside of the fence of Boya Middle School.

The fence had just been renovated, not only had the height more than doubled, but it was also covered with glass slag, and Chen Pee Bubble frowned and said to himself, "Mom, when did the wall become so high?"

The pain all over his body was terrible, and in terms of his current condition, it was difficult to imagine how difficult it was to climb in.

What to do?

Chen Pee-bubble glanced at the broken cart next to the garbage heap, and he immediately had an idea, who had been talented and intelligent since he was a child.

At the school gate, Liao sat on a chair smoking a cigarette with a big bag of thorns, listening to the music, and suddenly saw an obscene man covered in injuries, pulling a broken cart and walking over.

Liao Yibao turned over, pointed at him and shouted: "What person? This is a sacred campus, not a place where you should come, you have to pick up garbage and go to the garbage station ten miles away." ”

Chen pee bubbled his eyes and glared: "Are you blind? I'm here to collect swill, get out of the way! After taking your family, I have several more! Don't you see that I'm soaking wet?"

Liao Yibao looked him up and down, frowned, and said, "Why don't I feel like you're a good person......?"

Chen Pee-bubble looked unhappy: "What you said is excessive, what's wrong with being ugly? I have ideals and ambitions! Who said that if you look ugly, you must be a bad person? Besides, what do you look like, you don't know in your heart? I'm embarrassed to talk about me here?"

The words made sense, and Liao Yibao was indomitable: "Then why are you covered in injuries?"

"I accidentally fell on the way here just now, what's wrong?" Chen Pee Bubble didn't want to explain more, and said impatiently, "You just say that you don't let me in, if you don't let in, I'll deal with it yourself, I'm as busy as a dog, and I'm not sending you these buckets of swill." ”

Saying that, Chen Pee Pao turned around and was about to leave, Liao Yibao thought about it and opened the door for him: "Then you go in, remember to leave after you finish, don't affect the students' learning." ”

"Got it, got it. Chen Pee Bubble waved his hand impatiently and dragged the cart towards the school. Liao Yibao wanted to follow in person, but the rain was too heavy, and he finally dispelled that idea.

At this moment, it was wind and rain outside, and there was lightning and thunder, so naturally there would be no other fools wandering outside, Chen Pee Pao pulled the cart to the grove next to the wall, put the cart on the side, and took out a stocking that he didn't know where to pick up from the snakeskin bag and put it on his head.

happened to pass by the staff dormitory, and made a lightning shot, and a pair of bright red pants arrived in his hand instantly.

"Get off to a good start and get a good win. Chen Pee bubble dodged left and right, and soon came to the outside of the girls' dormitory, but unfortunately the dormitory room next to the gate was brightly lit, and a fierce woman could be faintly seen exercising with dumbbells.

"Mom, why is it so strict now? Could it be that the old woman before has already burped?" Chen Pee-bubble didn't dare to rush in, thought for a while, and instantly had an idea again.

There was a knock on the door of the dormitory room, and the aunt opened the door of the dormitory, and saw Chen Pee's face that was more terrifying than a ghost, and was immediately startled: "Who are you?"

Chen Pee Bao took her aunt's hand and said breathlessly: "No...... Oh no, over there...... There's a fight between my classmates over there!I'm ...... I couldn't persuade me! And beat me up! What do you call this...... Ay...... Hiss...... I hurt so much......"

Auntie suddenly bounced up from her chair like a ball: "What? There is such a thing? Now the little fart boy is really lawless! ”

Chen Pee-bubble pointed his hand in a certain direction: "It's over there, you go quickly, I still have to inform the principal, hey, I won't tell you......"

Chen Pee Bubble didn't say anything more to her, turned around and disappeared into the darkness. The aunt put on a raincoat and hurriedly ran in the direction of Chen Pee's finger.

And she didn't know that as soon as she walked on her front foot, the Chen urine bubble, who had not gone far at all, turned back, let out a sinister laugh in her mouth, and flashed into the girls' dormitory.

Looking at the dazzling and colorful rows of underwear on the balcony outside, Chen Pee felt that the blood in his body was burning and boiling. Without any hesitation, the folding iron hook in his hand was raised, and a set of underwear was instantly in hand.

He's so professional. One set after another, two and three sets, stole from the first floor to the second floor, and soon the snakeskin bag with stale urine bubbles was swollen.

This is a bumper harvest! Chen Pee Pao was happy in his heart.

People's hearts are always insatiable, Chen Pee Bubble hesitated a little, and decided to do a big vote, and the commission he got at that time could make him chic for ten days and half a month, so he took a step and walked towards the third floor.

On the other side, the aunt burned her butt and generally turned in the direction of Chen Pee's finger for a long time, and she didn't see the student he said, thinking that she had already left, and was about to leave, when she happened to meet Xu Moqiu, who was wandering around in a security uniform.

The aunt pulled a handful of Xu Moqiu's clothes: "Hey, there was a fight here just now, did you see it?"

"Fight?" Xu Moqiu was stunned, "When?" I've been here, why don't I know?"

Auntie frowned instantly: "You've been here, are you sure?"

"yes, why am I lying to you?"

"In other words, that guy actually lied to me? He deceived me away...... aunt muttered to herself, and then suddenly came to her senses, and pulled Xu Moqiu up, "It's not good!

"Oops, I'...... Why are you going? Slow down, don't talk nonsense! I'll go by myself...... "Auntie didn't know what she was doing before, she had a lot of strength, Xu Moqiu was pulled by him and staggered, and she almost fell and ate.

The aunt shouted in a loud voice, "Slow down! A thief has infiltrated the girls' dormitory! By the way, what about your electric batons? Come, give it to me." ”

"Hey, don't you touch it! Where did I get some electric batons?"

"Hurry up, don't think I didn't see it, what is it that you don't have an electric baton on your body all day long?"

"It's a rubber stick, it's out of power. Really, I lied to you that you have no sugar to eat. ”

The two rushed to the door of the girls' dormitory, the aunt "snapped" and dropped the electric switch, the lights in the corridor and room of the girls' dormitory instantly turned on, and Chen Pee, who was reaching for a set of sexy underwear, was suddenly taken aback and hurriedly hid in the dark.

Xu Moqiu pinched the rubber stick and followed behind the aunt: "What does the person you said look like?"

"Looks ...... I didn't see it clearly, anyway, the blue nose and swollen face should have been beaten. If you see someone with an injury in a moment, cut it for me! Embarrassed to death! Mother, you dare to deceive me, it's unforgivable!" "Auntie walked into the dormitory room, took out a flat pole from behind the door, carried it on her shoulder, and walked towards the dormitory building with figure-eight steps.

"In this way, we will search layer by layer, I will take the lead, and you will guard the door, as long as you see a stranger

Man, no matter what he looks like or what he says, just let it go first. ”

"Okay. Xu Moqiu nodded.

With this aunt here, she is completely a handsetter. It's hard to imagine what kind of miserable fate that guy will have in her hands.

After searching the first floor, there was no gain, and the two did not hesitate and immediately went up to the second floor. As a result, after some searching, nothing was found.

When he came to the third floor, the careful Xu Moqiu immediately discovered the clue and pulled his aunt's arm: "Sister, have you noticed that there is something missing from the two floors below?"

The aunt looked dazed: "What's missing?"

Xu Moqiu pointed to his head, and the aunt raised her head to look at it, and reacted instantly, and immediately exploded: "Mom, you're still a thief who steals underwear! That's even more unforgivable! Find him, even if you dig three feet into the ground and turn over the girls' dormitory, you have to find him for me! And then beat him to death!"

Xu Moqiu nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, this kind of person is simply a shame for men! ”

The aunt looked at him: "Education, dare to do this kind of thing in the girls' dormitory, I won't let him go in and squat for a few years, I have to rely on it? If I don't break his third leg today, I'll write my name upside down!"

Xu Moqiu had nothing to say, so he had to give her a thumbs up.

There was still no trace of him on the third floor, and there was a clear row of footprints on the stairs on the fourth floor, and it was clear that it was left by that guy without thinking about it.

And the stairs from the fourth floor to the fifth floor are clean, so it can be basically concluded that the guy is hiding in a corner of the fourth floor.

However, the aunt searched carefully, but she didn't find anything, and couldn't help frowning: "Could it be that guy can still grow wings and fly?"

"No, you can't. Xu Moqiu looked at the row of messy footprints in the corridor and said firmly, "Definitely on this floor! Do you have a key? I think we should search the dormitory one by one." ”

The aunt shook her head: "The school said that it wanted to protect the privacy of students, so it didn't let it go." Why don't you kick the doors open one by one?"

Xu Moqiu pointed to one of the dormitories, with a smile on his face: "No, I think, I know where he is." ”

"Then what are you waiting for? I'm going to pull him out and beat him to death! Beat him to death! Beat him so hard that it hurts to pee!" The aunt strode forward and came to the door of dormitory No. 402, and wanted to kick the door directly, but was stopped by Xu Moqiu.

"Don't be impulsive, the door is broken, but it costs money to change it. Xu Moqiu picked up a piece of rusty wire from the ground, pounded in the keyhole, and then "clicked", and the door opened easily.

A hint of surprise flashed in the aunt's eyes: "You are so skilled in this technique, you have not done this before, right? Honestly, what ulterior motives did you have for infiltrating the security team?"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense without evidence! beware of me suing you for slander!"

"How do you explain what just happened?"

Xu Moqiu said nonsense: "I...... My ancestors were the ones who picked the locks, and I inherited the craftsmanship of my ancestors, so what's wrong? What's wrong? Why do you look at me with strange eyes?"

"Forget it, I'll talk to you when I find out the underwear thief. "The top priority now is not to track down Xu Moqiu's details, but to arrest the underwear thief, and the priority of the matter is still known to the aunt.

The two searched carefully behind closed doors, but still found nothing.

Auntie frowned: "No, why is there no one? Could it be that we missed something?"

"I know!" Xu Moqiu suddenly remembered a very dangerous, but most suitable place for Tibetans - the air conditioner behind the balcony!