Jade Emperor: "Ahem, everyone! The joke is enough, and then we will enter the award ceremony! I will award the champion of this competition, a young beast egg of Lu Yifan's immortal friend Kunpeng!"

Pick up the red envelope!"

Ding - The Jade Emperor sent a red envelope in the Heavenly Court chat group!

"Wow Ka Ka, one of the Divine Beasts that has just opened in Chaos, this is going to be given to my brother!

It's so cool!

Lu Yifan is happy, don't want it.

With a poke of his finger, he directly snatched the big red envelope on the screen!

Bite!

"Congratulations, you grabbed the Jade Emperor's red envelope and obtained a Kunpeng young beast egg, which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used!"

"Kunpeng Baby Beast Egg: The beast egg of the Chaos Divine Beast Kunpeng, after hatching, you can get a Kunpeng Divine Beast, which requires a huge amount of energy to hatch. ”

Lu Yifan looked at the young beast egg floating in the treasure pavilion, how did he look at it and feel wrong.

Small, hazel, oval-shaped, not absolutely smooth surface, with a bit of roughness......

I rub!

Isn't this the egg that Lao Tzu eats every day!

Lu Yifan was directly speechless.

The egg of the emotional Kunpeng young beast is a special egg!

After that, Lu Yifan tried to put a longevity pill next to this "egg".

Ahh

I saw that there was a mouth growing on this egg!

Swallow this top-notch longevity pill in one bite!

And then......

And then there is no more!

After eating this egg, there was no fart reaction!

"The vitality contained in this top-level longevity pill is enough for ordinary people to become Jindan stage monks!

This egg didn't even react at all?!

Isn't this a cheat!

How can Lao Tzu get so many pills and vitality for you to devour?"

Lu Yifan was speechless.

At this moment, the strongest immortal machine suddenly began to issue a warning for the first time in history!

Buzz Buzz!!

"Please come into the Treasure Pavilion and check it out! The treasure you have collected is being devoured by an unknown object!"

"What?!"

Lu Yifan hurriedly clicked on the treasure pavilion.

The next scene made Lu Yifan feel that his three views had been destroyed!

I saw two little feet growing under the egg, with a big mouth open in the middle, constantly devouring the pills and treasures in his treasure pavilion!

Bite!

"Master, your longevity pill has been devoured!"

Bite!

"Master, the dragon scale armor that the Dragon Lord gave you has been devoured!"

Bite!

"Master, your immortal-grade medicine tripod has been swallowed!"

Bite!

"Master, the puppet that Master Sanzang gave you has been swallowed!"

Bite!

Bite!

Bite!

One prompt after another made Lu Yifan almost collapse!

Nima!

Lao Tzu's immortal-grade medicine tripod!

Lao Tzu's dragon scale armor!

I haven't used these old men yet, why did you give them to me?

Buzz!

"Warning, warning, there is only one Heavenly Sin left in the Treasure Pavilion, please be sure to protect it!"

What the?!

Eaten all up?!

Lu Yifan's face turned green when he heard this.

Hurry into the treasure cabinet and pull the bear out of the ball.

When this thing was dragged out, it was still biting the puppet that Tang Sanzang had given him.

A big bald head was held out by the ball's mouth, and from time to time he stuffed it hard.

Tang Sanzang's puppet had tears in his eyes, and he folded his hands and said, "Amitabha, I won't go to hell...... Whoever loves it is in it!

Help me!!!!

I don't want to be eaten by a ball!!"

Lu Yifan hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the bald head of Tang Sanzang's puppet, and stepped on the balls of this mouth with one foot and slammed it out!

Tang Sanzang was like killing a pig, screaming and screaming!

biu~~~~

Eventually, the Dan Dan swallowed the puppet and spat out a pair of underpants with a Buddhist texture and a great compassion mantra written on it.

Lu Yifan looked at the underwear and sighed: "Master Sanzang, go all the way!"

Now that the Treasure Pavilion has been ransacked by this egg, there is only a handful of heavenly sins left.

Lu Yifan said with grief and indignation: "You have eaten so many things from Lao Tzu, it should be hatched, right?"

However, the dandan's feet and mouth disappeared, and it turned into an unpretentious egg in front of Lu Yifan!

Lu Yifan's face turned green with anger, and he scolded at the egg: "Loser, you eat so many things, you don't even let you fart!"

What the hell Kunpeng!!!"

Burst~~~~~

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a loud and long fart coming from the shell of the egg.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Yifan smelled a strong fart smell.

"Your uncle's !! really only let out a fart!! Lao Tzu hacked you to death!!"

As he spoke, Lu Yifan picked up a fruit knife and angrily slashed at the body of the egg.

However, at this moment, the egg suddenly opened its mouth again and grew two small feet!

jumped up, and the egg rushed towards Lu Yifan's crotch!

Boer ~~~~

It was attached to Lu Yifan's crotch!

Then, Lu Yifan felt that the true yuan in his body was crazy, and the words poured into this egg from the crotch!

"!!"

Lu Yifan was so frightened that he began to frantically shake Ding Ding in the room!

However, the tighter the bite of this egg, the more serious the loss of true yuan in Lu Yifan's body became.

"Hmmm......"

At this moment, Sophie next to her was suddenly woken up.

She turned on the light and looked.

The scene in front of her made her whole person look like a black question mark.

I saw Lu Yifan's crotch covered with an egg, and he still had a high (harmonious) expression on his face, frantically stroking the egg!

Sophie's eyes widened and her mouth opened wide for a full minute.

Then she let out a long sigh and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, I misunderstood you."

Unexpectedly, you would rather use eggs than violate me.

You're a decent man!

Before, it was me who was wrong. ”

Thump!

Lu Yifan lay on the bed and stopped struggling.

His eyes were full of tears, his body was in the form of a large character, and there was an egg on his lower body.

"I once thought that with my beauty, I might be fucked by a female hooligan and a strong woman, and I might be fucked by a gay guy, but I never expected that I would be squeezed dry by an egg!"

After sucking the last bit of vitality in Lu Yifan's body, this egg automatically floated into the Treasure Pavilion.

The weak Lu Yifan felt it carefully, his body was empty, and the lost true yuan was gone!

If you want to recover, you have to practice for at least ten days and half a month!

Unless it's to get some heavenly treasure for him to devour!

The current Lu Yifan, even if he is about to cross the catastrophe, is a monk who has just established the foundation, and there is no threat at all!

The Treasure Pavilion was swallowed up, and his true yuan was also absorbed, Lu Yifan opened the Treasure Pavilion and took a look......

This egg is still the same bear, and the fart has not changed!!

(End of chapter)