Chapter 390: Show affection with Chang'e's sister
Howling Dog: "Wang! I don't let the single dog live! I haven't had a partner for a long time!"
Yang Jian: "Xiu, Tianxiu, Chen Duxiu, Dihua Show!"
Yue Lao: "I can't stand it anymore, a dry matchmaker! openly cultivating affection in the heavenly court chat group! This is not a wave of red envelopes?"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Ghost, when will I be as good as you@ιΉΏδΈε‘!"
Ni Dress Fairy: "Huh, Brother Yifan doesn't want me anymore?" (three crying nose expressions)"
Fairy Chang'e: "@ιθ£³δ»ε, it's okay, good sister, let's share good things together!
Ni Dress Fairy: "@嫦ε¨₯δ»ε, thank you, Sister Chang'e!" (the expression of three cute rabbits)"
All the immortals said in unison: ", do you want to stimulate our group of single dogs so much!!"
Lu Yifan: "Ahem...... Two fairies, low-key, low-key.
Let me see your grandma in another moment, okay?"
All the immortals said in unison: "Is there anything more shameless than you?"
Jade Emperor: "Alright, here's the point! Now start voting to determine the champion of this Drifting Bottle Routine Competition!"
You can canvass for votes!
Even if you don't do well this time, if you have good popularity, you can get the first place!"
I'll circle you with a fork!
Lao Tzu exhausted the milk (harmony) juice to think of so many routines, you actually told me that I can win by popularity!
Lu Yifan has already started to write bad things about the Jade Emperor in a small book!
It didn't take long for the votes to be counted.
Jade Emperor: "Alright, next, I'm going to announce the voting results of this contest!"
Sixth place, Roaring Sky Dog, got 233 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "Fifth place, Yue Lao, 301 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "Fourth place, Zixia Fairy, got 320 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "Third place, Nishang Fairy, 400 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "Second place, Lu Yifan, got 499 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "The first place!! Chang'e Fairy!! got 500 votes!! which made us applaud the warmest......"
Yang Jian: "It seems that Sister Chang'e is the first." β
Sun Wukong: "Congratulations to Fairy Chang'e!"
Zixia Fairy: "Hmph, if I hadn't married you, maybe I would have been the first to take it! Dead monkey, remember to pay more public food tonight!"
Monkey King: "...... That, my wife...... I...... My grandson is here for today's period...... See if you can ......."
Zixia Fairy: "Dead monkey, don't you want to pay the public grain? Okay! You don't pay the public food tonight, the old lady will find someone else to help pay the public food and cuckold you!"
I don't think you care!"
Sun Wukong: "Don't! Don't! I can't hand it over? Hey...... My aunt stood in the way before marriage, and my aunt was the savior after marriage, and the ancients didn't deceive me!"
Howling Sky Dog: "Wangwang, Brother Yifan, it's a pity, you are the first one vote away." β
Ni Dress Fairy: "Obviously, Brother Yifan should be the first!"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Hey, hey, who made our Fairy Chang'e popular, everyone voted for her! Yifan didn't feel very helpless? I also voted for Fairy Chang'e, I'm angry with you!"
Yue Lao: "I also voted for Fairy Chang'e, let you show us a single dog!"
The third prince of Nezha: "+1 upstairs!"
Shunfeng Ear: "Upstairs +10086!"
Clairvoyant: "The single dog said that he would never let such a person who shows affection take the first place!"
Lu Yifan said funny: "It doesn't matter, Sister Chang'e is popular, she deserves to be the first, I'm convinced." β
Fairy Chang'e: "Wait a minute, Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, I haven't voted yet!"
Jade Emperor: "Oh, then, who do you vote for, Fairy Chang'e?"
Fairy Chang'e said with a slightly red face: "Of course, I voted for my cutest brother Yifan!
Lu Yifan: "What, Sister Chang'e, you are so good! I am almost moved to cry by you!"
Fairy Chang'e: "Brother Yifan~~~~"
Lu Yifan: "Sister Chang'e~~~~"
Yue Lao: "......"
The third prince of Nezha: "......"
Downwind Ear: "......"
Clairvoyant: "......"
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The group of single dog immortals who just wanted to anger Lu Yifan were collectively speechless!
originally thought that putting Fairy Chang'e in the first place position could suppress the majesty of Lu Yifan, a beautiful person.
But I didn't expect him to show off even more frustration!
A few minutes later, the Jade Emperor announced the results.
Jade Emperor: "Fairy, I announce the latest vote counting results, Yifan Shangxian and Chang'e Fairy are tied for the first place!"
The prize, the Kunpeng Cub Egg, belongs to the two of them!"
Yue Lao: "Yifan Immortal Friend, you are a big man, don't compete with girls for prizes, right?"
Shunfeng Er: "That's right, just give it to Fairy Chang'e!"
The third prince of Nezha: "If it were me, I would give it to Fairy Chang'e." β
Marshal Tianpeng: "Me too, I'm a pure man, and I don't fight for girls." β
Sun Wukong: "You group of single dogs, are you here to pry people again, right? Brother Yifan, they are envious, jealous and hateful, don't listen to them! You can only take half of this prize!"
Lu Yifan: "Thank you Dasheng for speaking for me, but I think that as a man, I should indeed be a gentleman and courteous to Fairy Chang'e."
This prize will be given to Fairy Chang'e!"
Fairy Chang'e: "Brother Yifan, you can take this beast egg, I have a rabbit, it's useless to ask for it."
You can defend yourself after you take it.
If you feel embarrassed, you can bring Kunpeng to the Moon Palace to see me after you grow up.
It's like a dad taking his son to see his mom!"
Lu Yifan: "Is it okay? Sister Chang'e? You're not kidding, are you? This is Kunpeng's beast egg!"
Fairy Chang'e: "Hehehehe, no kidding!"
Jade Emperor: "Okay, then according to Fairy Chang'e's request, this emperor officially announced that the champion of the first Heavenly Court's Drifting Bottle Routine Competition is......
Lu Yifan is an immortal !!"
Lu Yifan: "I'll go, this ...... I'm embarrassed...... That's all I can say, Sister Chang'e, I love you!"
Fairy Chang'e: "No, Brother Yifan, you don't love you as much as I do!"
Lu Yifan: "No, I love you more! Because you are full, I will overflow!"
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Yang Jian: "Hey, hey!! you're not showing affection anymore, this is blatant driving!"
Howling Dog: "Woohoo! full...... Overflowing...... How do I feel like I'm watching an island nation action romance movie!"
Yue Lao: "You two are too cruel, have you considered Bajie's feelings?"
Marshal Tianpeng: "I'm dead, I have something to burn paper!"
In addition, you come over to me, I promise not to kill you!"
(End of chapter)