Sure enough, as Duan Xiao expected, the fat woman couldn't control it, and let out a stinky and long fart with a "poof".

The fat woman's face turned the color of pork liver, and she tried her best to clamp her ass and try to hold back, but the chrysanthemum was completely uncontrollable.

"Puff"

"Puff"

Now the truth was revealed, and the people around looked at the fat woman with disgust.

"Fart yourself, and you're a scoundrel!"

"It's just, it's really unqualified!"

……

The muzzle of the gun was pointed at the fat woman, this fat and feminine face was blue and white for a while, and with the colorful makeup painted on her face, it was like God had overturned the palette.

The ugly one is called an unconventionality.

Duan Xiao grinned at the fat woman, stepped forward with great righteousness, coughed dryly twice, and said:

"Don't get me wrong, I put the fart, from now on this lady's fart, I put it!" Duan Xiao's righteous appearance of words, the fat woman was stunned for a moment.

In the first half of the sentence, the fat woman was so moved that she couldn't wait to make a promise.

As a result, in the second half of the sentence, the fat woman who listened to it couldn't wait to hang herself on the southeast branch.

But for her size, she had to find a thick tree pole to hang on!

I thought that this young man didn't care about his previous suspicions, but this guy was obviously deliberately taking revenge on her.

The fat woman glared at Duan Xiao, she still thought that this young man had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but she didn't expect that she didn't hold back any good fart!

Duan Xiao's righteous words caused the entire carriage to burst into laughter.

The fat woman was so ashamed that she couldn't wait to find a place to get in, and she hurriedly got off the train at the next stop.

I guess I'm embarrassed to stay here.

Duan Xiao pinched a little to catch up with the time for lunch, and today can be regarded as the official start of school for new students.

Wei Xiang is right, today's Ninghai University is particularly lively.

In addition to the students, there are also some people who come to eat under the guise of an inspection group.

Duan Xiao happened to have an empty stomach, thinking that he would take advantage of this time to go to a nearby restaurant for a meal.

Just as he was about to do so, the mobile phone in Duan Xiao's pants buzzed.

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky go north!"

A heart-rending ghost crying wolf rings on the phone.

Duan Xiao hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his trouser belt.

Around 11 o'clock, it was just in time for the students to get out of school.

Three or two groups of people should also go to the small restaurant near the school to find food.

Hearing such a ghostly mobile phone ringtone, they all looked sideways.

Looking at Duan Xiao's eyes, it was like looking at a neuropathy.

What kind of taste does this guy have?

What age is this, and I actually use such a dirty mobile phone ringtone.

It's really chic.

But it's not strange.

Just look at this guy's, just dress up, nine times out of ten he's a poor dick.

Duan Xiao ignored the strange eyes around him, and muttered: I also said that Lao Tzu has no taste, because you don't know how to appreciate the classics.

Wei Xiang's call?

Didn't you just talk on the phone in the morning?

Why did you call him again at this time?

Duan Xiao pressed the answer button.

"Hello?"

"What's the matter, little aunt?"

"Are you at school? Come to my office and carry something for me. Wei Xiang gave the order directly.

"That ......" Duan Xiao rubbed the seam of his pants, and when he just touched his mobile phone, he suddenly found that he was in a hurry this morning, and he changed his pants, and he didn't have a penny in his pocket.

I sighed secretly in my heart, I am really hardworking, and it is not a good habit to love cleanliness!!

"If you have something to say, don't ink!" Wei Xiang, a woman, has always been in a hurry to do things.

I can't stand the most unbearable others.

"Little aunt, have you eaten?" Duan Xiao decided to use a roundabout tactic.

"What are you thinking again?" Wei Xiang asked vigilantly.

"Little aunt, look at what you said, I just want to care about you. Duan Xiao smiled.

"Come on, right? You have always been okay not to go to the Three Treasures Palace, you are so attentive, you don't hold back any good farts at first glance!" Wei Xiang blurted out such indecent words.

Fortunately, she was the only one in the office, and if others heard it, it would probably be shocking to the jaws.

Wei Xiang is one of the three golden flowers in Ninghai!

Ninghai high society, countless people rush to the dream lover.

It is estimated that none of them would have imagined that such a beauty would burst into foul language in private.

"......" Duan Xiao was speechless, didn't he look like a good person?

Although I do plan to pit Wei Xiang for a meal at noon today......

"Little aunt, you see it's time for dinner, I'm at the school gate, why don't we have a meal first?"

"Dinner?" Wei Xiang was a little suspicious, was it really as simple as just having a meal? Could it be for Mu Yangyang's business?

"That's right, it's just a meal. As soon as Duan Xiao said this, although Wei Xiang was a little suspicious, he touched his lower abdomen, he had been busy for a day, and he was indeed a little hungry at this point.

This little rabbit cub is just about to settle accounts with him.

"Okay. See you at the school gate. After Wei Xiang hung up the phone, he went to the bathroom to tidy up his appearance a little.

Wearing ten-centimeter-long stiletto high heels, he clicked out of the office door.

Wei Xiang's face is beautiful, he is a complete beauty embryo, even if he has been going back and forth all morning, he still looks radiant and beautiful.

Against the backdrop of the sun, Wei Xiang's already fair skin became even whiter.

There's a smell of holiness in it.

It's just such a beauty, now twenty-six or seventeen, but still single.

Wei Xiang is different from Wen Muya, and the beauty of the two has its own merits.

Wen Muya belongs to the kind of iceberg goddess who can be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed, always rejecting people thousands of miles away, like an empty valley and an orchid, beautiful and beautiful, but out of reach.

And Wei Xiang's beauty is like a peony blooming on the top of the mountain, gorgeous and fragrant, which makes people want to stop. The temperament is even more exquisite, so compared to Wen Muya, there are more suitors behind Wei Xiang.

It's just that those wealthy gentry and wealthy businessmen in Ninghai don't know that even in Yanjing, there are by no means a few suitors of Wei Xiang's woman, but now so many years have passed.

This noble peony is still inherited and independent, and there has never been any scandal.

No one knows why......

Wei Xiang and Duan Xiao made an appointment in a small restaurant near the school that was still fresh and elegant.

Although it is a small restaurant near the school, the price of this restaurant is slightly more expensive than that of other small restaurants.

Most of the students who come here to eat are some of them who have mines at home.

"Why did you pick here?" Wei Xiang was a little surprised, with this guy's virtue of picking and searching, he was thankful that he could invite her to eat two skewers of barbecue at a roadside stall, and a can of beer.

There is still money to invite her to eat in such a high-end restaurant?

Was it pie in the sky? Or was this guy kicked in the head by a donkey?

Obviously, Wei Xiang misunderstood, Duan Xiao didn't explicitly say that he was in for a treat before, but just said that the two of them had a meal.

Duan Xiao didn't say that he didn't have a penny, he didn't even have a wallet, and he didn't plan to pay for this meal at all.

Since Wei Xiang is going to pay for it, of course he has to choose a hotel with good conditions, so he can't treat himself badly, right?

So the two people who were counting on each other to pay for it sat happily at the beginning of the meal.

For the sake of Wei Xiang paying for this meal, Duan Xiao rarely had a trace of humanity and handed over the initiative to Wei Xiang to order food.

Wei Xiang was not polite either, and thought about taking advantage of Duan Xiao's treat this time to slaughter him well, so he crackled and ordered a bunch of them.

Duan Xiao looked at Wei Xiang with a smile and ordered a large table of dishes, and he didn't stop him, smiling like an old bustard with heavy makeup in a brothel.

Wei Xiang couldn't help but shudder and closed the menu.

"It's been a month. Wei Xiang elegantly wiped his slender fingers with a wet tissue.

"What?" Duan Xiao held chopsticks in one hand and spoon in the other, looking at Wei Xiang with a confused expression, what month?

What the heck?

He just wants to eat now, so he drinks some porridge in the morning, and he doesn't eat at all.

"I mean, remember to settle your salary for the month today. Wei Xiang tried to hold back his laughter, Duan Xiao's payroll, she had seen it before, it was really bleak, it was almost to the point where the listener was crying and the listener was sad.

Wei Xiang can even imagine what kind of expression this guy had on his face when he got his salary.

Hahaha.

It must be a great scene.

She couldn't wait.

"Have you paid your salary?" Duan Xiao Yile, he didn't expect it to be a month so soon.

It's a little exciting.

"yes! I thought you knew you were getting paid today, so you invited me to dinner in advance. Wei Xiang instructed the waiter to prepare the dishes, and said to Duan Xiao with a light smile.

"Hey, hey, little aunt, you're thinking too much. Duan Xiao patted his empty trouser pocket: "Actually, I don't have a dime in my pocket, so I'm going to have a meal with you." ”

Anyway, now the dish is already served.

Wei Xiang's face was distorted, and he looked at Duan Xiao who looked like a scoundrel on the other side, and almost didn't put the spoon in his hand into this guy's mouth.

After adjusting his mood, Wei Xiang struggled to squeeze out a gritted smile from his face.

"Little cub, shouldn't a man pay for a beautiful woman?"

That's a good point. Duan Xiao nodded approvingly: "The key problem is that you are not a beauty! Besides, as an elder, shouldn't you pay for his nephew?"

Wei Xiang was not a vegetarian either, and with her pair of high-heeled heels as slender as an awl, she stepped on Duan Xiao's instep without mercy and viciously.

Duan Xiao gasped in pain, and almost didn't scream.

This girl is too ruthless, isn't it?

Besides, as the editor-in-chief of a fashion magazine and the trustee of Ninghai University.

Do you care about those hundreds of dollars?

"It hurts...... It hurts......" Duan Xiao grinned, and he didn't have to think about it to know that the instep of his foot must have been purple.

"Do you think the waiter will let you go if I leave now?"

“……”

"Say, do you want to pay for it?" Wei Xiang was still puzzled and ran over a few more feet.

Since this guy arrived in Ninghai, it hasn't been a month since he came out, and he has stabbed her in such a big basket, which has caused him to have to deal with Bai Dong while preparing for the academic exchange meeting.

"Buy, buy, buy, buy ......" Duan Xiao could only agree, and then made a bitter face: "But I really didn't bring money......

"Simple, an IOU. Wei Xiang seemed to have been prepared, and took out an A4 piece of paper and a signature pen from his LV bag, which was too big, to hand it to Duan Xiao.

“……”