Wei Xiang came to the office very early to prepare a series of matters related to the academic seminar.

She is both the head of the department and the trustee of Ninghai University.

She was in charge of this academic seminar, and she was already busy with her feet not touching the ground.

As a result, Duan Xiao, an unconscious guy, actually made trouble for her outside all day long.

When Wei Xiang received the news of Bailong's accident, he was so angry that he almost swallowed the spoon for eating.

Now that he received a call from this guy, Wei Xiang crackled into the phone and scolded.

Duan Xiao could almost imagine what kind of expression Wei Xiang on the other end of the phone was.

According to Duan Xiao's understanding of Wei Xiang, this woman will not finish talking for more than ten minutes.

So he directly buckled the phone on the bed, got out of bed slowly, dressed and washed.

When Duan Xiao was almost cleaned up, he came out of the bathroom and picked up the phone, and Wei Xiang's "bitter mouth" preaching also came to an end.

Because I was so emotional, I didn't notice that there was no one on the other side of the phone.

"If you make trouble for me next time, I will definitely ignore you, do you hear?"

"I heard, I heard. Duan Xiao dug his nostrils and said a few perfunctory sentences casually.

"Is Bailong really suffering from intracranial hemorrhage?" Duan Xiao remembered that he didn't hurt this guy's head, even if he really accidentally bumped into it, it shouldn't be to the point of intracranial hemorrhage and unconscious.

This guy can't be a porcelain, right?

The key problem is that he doesn't have any money!

"The inside news said that Bailong was abolished by Mu Yangyang, and he was unconscious due to his anger and blood. Bai Long is Bai Dong's only son, and now it's okay, it's okay to break off the queen. If Bai Dong can give up on this matter, it will be a hell of a thing. ”

"......" Although Duan Xiao was very sympathetic to Bailong's suffering, he couldn't hold back and smiled very unkindly.

"Little rabbit, you still have a smile!" Although Wei Xiang also hated Bai Dong's personality.

This old thing, relying on the old and selling the old, relies on his own stay in Ninghai University for more than 30 years and has old qualifications.

For a school director like Wei Xiang, who was parachuted in, he naturally pointed fingers.

The shares in his hand are not as many as his own, and the shelf is bigger than himself.

But Bai Dawei is an old man, and for Bai Long, he is even more afraid of falling in his hand and afraid of melting in his mouth.

Well, now that something like this has happened to Bailong, their old Bai family is equivalent to the end.

Wei Xiang was still very sympathetic to Bai Dawei's experience, but as a result, Duan Xiao's family was alive and well, and after such a big disaster, they still had a smile?

"Auntie, Mu Yangyang's business, hehehe, I hope you can protect her. Duan Xiaogan laughed twice.

"Mu Yangyang is my student, and if you can protect me, you will naturally protect it, but if Bai Dong sues this girl in court, then I have nothing to do. Wei Xiang said.

Yesterday, she had already spoken to Mu Yangyang on the phone to get a clear idea of how things were going.

Although this little girl is indeed a little fierce in her work, she still stands out for Duan Xiao.

Duan Xiao, an out-of-tune guy, is his cheap nephew.

Therefore, this time, Wei Xiang will definitely do his best to protect it.

And you can't blame Mu Yangyang, the white dragon and the boulder also did something wrong in this matter.

Duan Xiao was relieved to receive Wei Xiang's assurance.

chuckled: "Don't worry, he won't take Mu Yangyang to court." ”

"What do you say?" Wei Xiang felt that this time, Bai Dong would definitely not give up.

The school has its own checks, and Bai Dong can't take Mu Yang and Duan Xiao for a while.

But I don't dare to guarantee that Bai Dong will not make Mu Yangyang pay the price through legal means.

"Bai Long was kicked and cut off his life, how dare Bai Dong break out such a scandal by himself? Otherwise, it would not be said that he was unconscious due to intracranial hemorrhage. If he wanted to pass judicial means, then he must ask for Bailong's medical certificate. By then, his old face will not be lost. Duan Xiao is like a human spirit, and he immediately understood Bai Dawei's heart.

That's right, for a respected old professor like Bai Dawei, when such a scandal breaks out, won't he be in good luck?

"Puff ......" Wei Xiang is happy, this bastard boy knows how to exploit loopholes.

But that's right, how could a person like Bai Dawei, who is old-fashioned and proud, who takes face very seriously, blow up the scandal.

"When are you coming to work?" This matter should not be a big problem for the time being, so Wei Xiang changed the topic.

"Go to work?" Duan Xiao was in a trance for a moment.

Yes, yes, he's a guy who has to go to work.

Raising his hand and glancing at his watch, it was only ten o'clock.

Got a lot of alcohol last night and got a hangover. Now the head is up like a paste.

I'm really not in the mood to go to that prison class.

"It's early, it's not in a hurry. ”

"Early?" Wei Xiang almost laughed angrily, it's ten o'clock, is it still early?

Don't they all say that in the army, there is strict discipline?

Those Jun people who have retired from the army, which one is not strict with themselves, gets up early every day, and maintains good work and rest habits.

How did he get there, and he became this ghost virtue.

"Do you know what time you go to work?" Wei Xiang took a deep breath.

She suddenly felt the need to go to the pharmacy to buy a few boxes of fast-acting heart pills to spare.

After the province, he was angry with this little rabbit cub.

"You know, isn't it nine o'clock?" Duan Xiao replied fluently, besides, he wasn't often late, and he would occasionally pinch the point.

"...... "How is this guy in front of him now, Wei Xiang can't wait to spit in this guy's face.

"7 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 6:50 to check in!" Wei Xiang felt that his psychological endurance was getting stronger and stronger.

No wonder this guy never gets to work on time.

From beginning to end, this guy doesn't know what time to go to work.

Listening to Wei Xiang's roar on the phone like a lion's roar in Hedong, Duan Xiao dug out his ears absently and complained:

"I think your school's work system is unscientific, and the morning bus of the subway bus is only at 6 o'clock, and you have to clock in at 6:50. Will you let me fly over?"

Wei Xiang was not surprised by Duan Xiao's accusation, this guy didn't pay attention to it and had to argue three points:

"Who let you live with Wen Muya, why didn't you let her get you a car?"

Duan Xiao covered his lips shyly, and smiled: "That's embarrassing......"

Wei Xiang could feel the nausea coming from the other side through the screen of his mobile phone, as if he had seen Duan Xiao's shameless appearance:

"Phew!" shameless, Wei Xiang now seriously doubts whether Wen Muya's aesthetics are biased?

How could you look at a guy like Duan Xiao who is lazy and shameless.

Have you been poisoned by this guy?

"I warn you, in a few days it will be a grand academic exchange meeting at Ninghai University. Recently, there will be a lot of non-school inspectors coming and going. As a security guard, keep an eye on it, and don't let anyone in. Wei Xiang said.

If this were a normal case, she wouldn't bother to care about this guy's business.

However, in recent times, the school has been crowded with people entering and leaving the campus, in order to prevent some indiscriminate people from entering and leaving the campus, bringing unnecessary harm to students.

That's why I let this guy have a little snack.

"Got it......" Duan Xiao replied lazily.

He hung up.

In the whole villa, Wen Muya should either go to school or go to work.

Aunt Liu is not here, I guess she went grocery shopping, right?

Anyway, it was already late, so it didn't matter, Duan Xiao slowly drank the soup that Aunt Liu specially left for him.

Then I packed up and went to the subway station.

It was almost 11 o'clock when I went out.

Just in time for the rush hour to get off work.

The entire subway was overcrowded, and Duan Xiao seriously felt that at this moment, even if he let out a fart, he couldn't get out.

"Poof......

Duan Xiao really thought so, and a loud fart sound came from beside him.

Duan Xiao turned his head sideways to take a look, good guy, there was a fat woman with a big red hair cover, a crop top, and heavy makeup standing next to him.

Visually about 30 years old, the fat on her body is raging, and she can't hold a little cool fabric on her body at all.

It feels like it's going to burst out like a tripe.

The most critical problem is that this woman not only farted, but also a thunderbolt invincible loop fart.

Crackle, play on, beat her again, and she's almost in time for a solo symphony.

What did this woman eat?

What the old people say, thinking that the fart doesn't stink, and the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, is simply a lie.

The smell of the old woman's fart spread rapidly throughout the small subway space.

Duan Xiao, who was closest to this woman, bore the brunt of the attack, feeling that he was about to suffocate.

"Who's farting, it's so stinky!"

"Farts in the subway, it's too immoral, right?"

……

The smell of farts has endured for a long time and has a long history.

Soon, the people in the carriage couldn't hold back and began to accuse or snort.

"That's it, I really don't have a sense of public morality!" Duan Xiao didn't expect that the fat woman was actually covering her nose, and the fat woman's eyes were clearly looking at him.

The fat woman's voice was loud, which quickly attracted the attention of the passengers, and the people in the carriage all looked at Duan Xiao with unkind faces.

A look of disgust.

Holy!

Am I being blatantly framed?

"It's quite a big person, and I don't have any quality at all!" The fat woman was overjoyed when she saw that she had successfully diverted everyone's crusade, and planned to make persistent efforts to detain all the basins on Duan Xiao's head.

But Duan Xiao, this guy, where is he willing to suffer this loss?

It's just that there is no evidence for a while.

But soon, the fat woman couldn't help it again, her stomach was full of anger, she wanted to fart, but she didn't dare to let it go, after all, she had just slandered others, and if she farted now, wouldn't it be a slap in the face?

The fat woman's eyes are grunting, there is!

So the woman raised her voice and glared at Duan Xiao angrily accusatory: "In these years, I can actually meet such a person with no quality!"

Taking advantage of the time to speak, the fat woman "poofed" and let out two more loud farts.

The smell of fart in the air is even stronger.

Duan Xiao was speechless.

He is not the one who suffers, and with a flick of his fingertips, he flicked the fat woman's mid-navel acupoint.

This acupuncture point is one of the main acupuncture points on the human body, and the main diseases are digestive system diseases, promote farting, and discharge waste gas from the body.

Duan Xiao only knew a little about medical knowledge, so he learned a few things from Xuanyuan Sin when he was idle and bored before.

But it's more than enough to clean up a fat woman.