Chapter 908: A fart crashes and flies Senior Brother
And at the same time, the elder brother felt as if something was touching his waist, and I looked down and saw that there was nothing to lose. But in an instant, he understood what was going on, this kid just wanted to steal his gourd while he wasn't paying attention, but this gourd was tied to himself with this bundle of fairy ropes, and he couldn't take it at all.
"You thief, you don't even have to think about it, you want to steal something from me, there is no door. Without further ado, let's take our lives quickly. ”
The little fat man didn't expect the other party's gourd to be so tight, and he didn't take it out. Now I have to stand aside and sulk constantly. At this time, when he saw this person wanting to rush over and stand there, he pointed at the other party's nose and scolded: "You bastard, what are you doing here with such a good pot? Do you want to hook my glutton? Knowing that I have no ability to resist this treasure, you still show you in front of me, this is obviously poor." ”
"People like you deserve to be struck by thunder, and I curse you that the top of your head will shed pus, and your feet will have sores, and your eyes will be blind, and you will not be able to see anything. Leg cramps, hand cramps, arm cramps, even your tongue and cheeks cramp with it. I curse you on the left side and heal the wound on the side, itching on the top and on the bottom, itching inside and out. ”
As the little fat man shouted loudly inside, others just thought that the little fat man was in a hurry and began to curse and curse there. But who would have thought that just after the little fat man's words fell. The elder brother threw himself on his knees and stretched out his hand, and began to scratch his arms and legs. After the little fat man saw this scene, he turned around again and shouted, and the third-level cannon in the world was fired.
As a result, everyone saw the little fat man, and a huge black ball condensed behind him, and then rushed towards the senior brother here. After seeing this scene, the senior brother took out the gourd around his waist with difficulty, and then prepared to use all his strength to open the gourd mouth. But at this moment, Radiant appeared next to the elder brother, opened his big mouth, and ate the pot into his stomach in one bite.
Before Senior Brother could understand what was going on, the energy projectile of the third-level human cannon hit him right on. Immediately after that, everyone saw the figure of this senior brother, like an arrow off the string, and was blown out with a whizz. The person was still in mid-air, and a mouthful of blood spurted out first, and finally the whole person was staggered and collapsed, and Gao Tian disappeared in front of him in an instant.
The little fat man turned around, stretched out a hand to cover his eyes, looked carefully, and then said with a smile: "Haha, I was really blown away by your fart." ”
Everyone was speechless, and everyone felt that even if this person was still alive, he would probably be discredited from now on. Those who are blown away by farts may not be able to raise their heads in this life. At least this matter will be a stain on him for the rest of his life.
After a while, everyone saw a black dot fall from the sky, and everyone instantly dodged a path, only to let him smash on the ground with a snap. Others didn't have to go up to help, and the people from the Sword Gate hurriedly ran over this day. As a result, the moment they picked up this person, everyone's faces were hard to see, because the senior brother's dantian was wasted.
A fart collapsed and flew into the dantian, you can imagine what kind of thinking everyone has, and everyone looked at each other and had a new understanding of the power of the little fat man's fart. Hearing the door, the people glared angrily one by one, and looked at the little fat man standing under the stage and shouted: "The referee is actually fighting, and he uses spirit beasts when fighting." ”
At this time, between a phantom shaking, a referee appeared in the ring of the little fat man. The referee glanced at the little fat man: "Are you using spirit beasts, right?"
"Didn't the seniors already say before the battle that they can be used, and the ones that match their own cultivation are all spirit beasts? Isn't this nonsense? I only want to complain that he is not good at learning, and he deserves to be able to destroy his dantian with a fart, what kind of good thing can he be?"
That made sense, and the game continued. ”
The people of the Heavenly Sword Sect were angry and didn't move, and they were all angry roarers, but they were helpless. The little fat man easily won another battle, but through this victory, people have an understanding of the little fat man's battle, and this kid's fart is not simple. Later, everyone found out that this little fat man was able to stand in a group, and it was not a joke for such a long time.
In this way, few people will come to the stage to challenge, but even if someone comes to the stage to fight the little fat man, they will only collapse the other party. Most of them are automatically run down after the other party smells this smell, can't they hide if they can't be provoked?
A senior sister of the Jade Girl Gate stood in front of Bao Shan with a whip in her hand, and her eyes showed a smile: "Your piano sound is very interesting, I want to fight with you." The woman from the Jade Girl Gate was quite polite, standing here, and said with a smile.
"This senior sister, you shouldn't have come up, it's really wrong to waste the opportunity to play this game. Although I see you very pleasing to the eye, I will do my best, and please be careful. After Bao Shan said this, she began to hook the strings.
When the senior sister saw this scene, she was not busy attacking, but just waved her whip from side to side, as if she was dancing. Immediately after that, everyone saw a beautiful sound of the piano, which began to be heard from the ring. And the senior sister who met the door was also constantly dancing in it, but if you know the rhythm of music, you will find that as the world continues to dance, he can perfectly avoid every note.
Even Bao Shan had to secretly sigh that this person is indeed a little capable. is silent in itself, she was able to dodge it perfectly, but it is conceivable that this person's combat power is really not simple. But do you really think it's okay to dodge your own notes? Actually, of course not.
Even as the woman kept dodging the notes, she also walked quickly in the direction of Bao Shan. , you know, as long as he is close to Baoshan, then he feels that he can win 100%. It's just that everyone in the audience was a little emotional after seeing the above scene at this time, because this is simply a beautiful picture, where is the competition.
In the eyes of everyone, they only saw the woman of the jade girls, and her body was constantly beating in it. Then the whole person was slowly suspended in the void, where it kept writhing. As it writhed, everyone noticed that he was moving east and west, seemingly out of order, but motionless and beautiful.
Even now, everyone thinks that this person didn't come to the stage to fight at all, he just wanted to dance. After Bao Shan's tune was played, she saw the jade girl gate that was originally suspended in the void, and the woman began to fall slowly. It's just that he didn't fall on the ring, but steadily, standing under the ring, and after taking it off and disappearing, the woman was about to attack, and found that she was already standing under the ring, and the whole person was shocked.
"Senior sister, don't mind, my worries are in their own right, and everything you see is all fiction. As long as you enter my coping world, you will already lose, because I am the only master of this music and rhythm world, and even if you cultivate a lot beyond me, it will be difficult to break through my music and rhythm world. ”
When the person from the Jade Girl Gate heard that Bao Shan was like this at this time, he also clenched his fists with both hands after explaining to him: "There are people outside the world, and there is heaven outside the sky, and it is worth my trip to be able to witness this wonderful martial art." I hope to be able to swim with you when we meet again in the future. ’
The others also sighed after seeing this scene, and everyone felt that if there was no way to deal with this music and rhythm world, it was better not to go up, after all, the opportunity was really rare. Everyone only has two chances to take on the challenge, and it's not worth wasting it. It's just that everyone sees that every ring is fighting, but Yun doesn't regret being there, still eating and drinking, which makes everyone very unhappy.
And the most important thing is that don't look at him eating and drinking, he will still get points every 5 minutes, if it goes on like this, it is possible that Yun will not regret getting the most championships, if that is the case, it is not worth it. And there are indeed a lot of dark horses present, for these dark horses, they want to get a hearty battle the most, not the final ranking.
I saw that there was a big man outside at this time, and he jumped to the No. 3 ring where Yun Buregret did not regret: "I want to fight with you, but you have to fight with me." The kind that doesn't have tricks, do you dare. Yun Buregret was made a little crying and laughing by this big man. ”
"Sometimes, the brotherly method is also a fighting skill in itself. ”
"I don't care about the edge of breaking through for you now, I just want to find someone else to have a good fight. If you don't play well with me, I won't be able to sit still, so you won't get a point every 5 minutes. ”
It's also a bit of a headache to encounter this one, and after thinking about it, he said: "It's better to see that you are a little interesting, let's make a bet between the two of us, you beat me, I won't fight back." Hit me for 5 minutes straight, and if you can't beat me, you don't care about it. ”
When the big man heard this, he laughed: "If I hit you, if you don't hide, I can beat you to death in less than 5 minutes." But don't worry, I'll keep some of my strength. ’
"Don't worry, I won't hide. Yun stood there with a smile on his back, his hands behind his back and his eyes closed. Such a scene, whether it is off-stage or on the stage, this person feels very strange after seeing it, and even the referee is a little strange. This faint will not come from such a big confidence.